i don't care luke

luke skywalker canonically grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, space and you hooligans are tryin to convince me that this sunshine boy wouldn’t say “y’all” in his everyday speak bless your lying hearts 

What I want or what I would change in season 2b/season 3
  • Clary would stop and listen to others because they are the ones who knows more
  • Fair share of screentime for the different pairings.
  • Malec having their intimate scenes without interruptions
  • Luke being a better alpha to his pack and take decisions that are better for then than just for Clary
  • Alec having more fighting scenes
  • More Magnus’ background history
  • For Simon to stop being so clingy with Clary
  • More downworlders screentime
  • Garrobane
  • Malec power battle couple
  • Magnus doing High Warlock bussiness
  • No more censorship for Malec
  • More Izzy without the drug addiction
  • Jace needs a break
  • Simon: Ok fine so how are us guys supposed to treat girls?
  • Jace: Be suave, distant, mysterious, and play hard to get. Never make yourself vulnerable. Never rush to her side when she needs something. Let someone else help her.
  • Luke: Yo Jace you gotta help
  • Jace: I don't care about shadowhunter shit. Can't you see I'm busy. *continues flirting*
  • Luke: Cla–
  • Jace: DID YOU SAY CLARY'S IN TROUBLE
  • Jace: DID YOU SAY CLARY NEEDS SOMEBODY
  • Jace: I WILL BE HER SOMEBODY
  • Jace: *sprints out the door*
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You know that one face Ashton makes, where his lips are pressed in a hard line and his eyes seem to be boring into your soul?

That’s when Ash seems MORE DADDY than usual.. Just the way he looks, like his eyes locked on you, his mind only wandering to all the things he’d like to do to you making you weak in the knees.

He know he’s got control in that moment, you’re completely submitted to him just because of that deep gaze. He’s cocky about it, Daddy knows just what he does to you, your putty in his strong, calloused hands.

Just one glance and you were his, the he would slowly approach you, your heart racing. Once he reached you, his hands would wrap tightly around your wrists, not enough to hurt you, but enough to show you that you belong to him. He is possessive, sometimes a bit too much for most people’s likings but you didn’t mind.

He’d back you up slowly to the nearest wall, jolting you back slightly, then forcing you to look into his hazel orbs, “Mm, Babygirl,” he groan, “You’re Daddy’s, do you understand?”

“Yes,” you’d barely squeak out as his hot breath ran over your exposed neck.

“What was that?”

“I’m sorry, yes Daddy..”

Training Rey
  • Luke: Rey while I understand the desire to experiment and outdo Kylo Ren could you perhaps stick to a lightsaber staff? A lightsbaer trident is just .....wrong
  • Luke: Rey when I told you about my training with Master Yoda I did not mean that you should do the same things. Could you please let me down before I break a hip. I am not a young man anymore
  • Luke: While I am both proud and very disturbed that you managed to discover Force Lightning on your own could you please not use it to cook sausages? We have a perfectly good fire
  • Luke: While I understand your anger at the Senator after the way he insulted Leia you cannot use the Force to make him punch himself and then gleefully ask " Why are you punching yourself" This is not how a Jedi is supposed to act
  • Luke: I agree that it's effective but in an honorable duel a Jedi is supposed to use The Force and their lightsaber to defeat their opponent not land mines
  • Luke: I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE! SPIDERS ARE NOT SUITABLE PETS REY! OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY ROBES. GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
  • Luke: Rey we are facing a Sith Lord! Now is not the time to make fun of Supreme Leader Snoke's name. Rey stop laughing
  • Me: Eh, even if Rey is a Random, I don't care. She and Luke will bond and be BFFs anyway. I just want a good story that treats these characters well.
  • Anti ReySkys: LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE REY SKYWALKER GOT DEBUNKED THOSE THEORISTS ARE SO STUPID AND BORING!!!
  • Me: Wow I sure can't wait to see Rey team up with her father Luke and save the galaxy as the heir to the Skywalker Legacy in The Last Jedi, the next chapter in the Skywalker Saga, the story of which Rey is a main character, AKA Luke Skywalker's daughter.

I am 100% in to Michaels scruff

It’s sad but it’s true. We’re gonna forget about this until Cal goes away again and then we’re gonna go a-wall with hashtags and edits. How about we have continuous appreciation and love for him instead of getting all bullshitty every once in a while.