i don't care just where you go

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.

An idea I have for a fic:

  • Modern day AU (OBVIOUSLY, have you met me?)
  • Credence is working in a witch supply shop (will have to research what these are called idk)
  • He doesn’t believe in magic or anything, he just needs the money
  • The shop is owned by this old woman who swears she’s psychic and so there’s a tarot reading sign on the door
  • A MAN (NEWT) walks in and asks for his tarot to be read
  • Newt is cute
  • Credence is smitten
  • Credence doesn’t know a damn thing about tarot but he can bluff this
  • Especially if it means talking to cute Newt for a good few minutes
  • So he gets out the deck and shuffles it and I would research this but I feel if I don’t know what I’m doing it adds realism to Credence not knowing what he’s doing
  • He lays out the cards and he doesn’t know what they’re all called so he’s reading them and trying to make up a story
  • Newt wants to know what his future holds
  • Credence tells him some pretty bland stuff and he can see Newt’s shoulders slumping
  • So he says “OH! You’re going to fall in love! It says here!”
  • And Newt perks right up
  • “When?”
  • And Credence bites his lip, and surreptitiously checks his watch
  • “Around 2:46pm today”
  • Newt checks his watch
  • “That’s now”
  • “Huh”
  • “You got that all from the cards?”
  • “Yeah, that’s my job, I tarot read, that’s my job”
  • “Okay, because I was told by the old woman who normally reads my cards to come here at this precise time to get my tarot read and she does it very differently”
  • “And what did she say?”
  • “That I’d fall in love. At around 2:46pm”

I may write this idk I just really like confident!Credence and dumb fluffy situations. If you want to write it instead, inbox me and let me read it when you’re doneeee. <3

Happy Peeta Sunday!

Here’s a little Peeta eye candy to brighten your day!

That Jaw

Those Eyes

Dear Lord, The Hair 

Those Arms

That Stare

The Shy Smile

The Total Package

Protective Big Brother / Friend Starters
  • Feel free to add more!
  • "Are you sure you can trust him?"
  • "At least tell me when and where they're going to drop you off."
  • "They look kinda shady."
  • "I don't like him."
  • "Look, you're safety is my utmost concern, if they do anything funny, don't hesitate to call me."
  • "Check up with me when you move places or anything that might come up, alright?"
  • "You remember what I told you about these types of people, right?"
  • "I'm not trying to me protective, I just care about you."
  • "Be careful, don't forget to call!"
  • "Don't touch him/her/them!"
  • "Just what do you think you're doing?"
  • "Look, I may fight with my siblings, but once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing me."
  • "Lay a finger on them, and that finger comes off."
  • "I'm keeping an eye out for you."
  • "They may trust you, but I know people like you who gains their trust before stabbing them in the back."
  • "Give you their love? More like give me your heart before I anything else?"
angry angsty memes
  • "Stop PRETENDING that I matter to you! Stop looking at me like I mean something - this! Stop THIS!"
  • "I know. Okay? I know, but you keep looking at me like I'm some sort of wounded animal."
  • "Since WHEN?! Since when has it been okay to go behind each other's backs like that?"
  • "I thought we were friends."
  • "Oh, you really led me into that one, didn't you?"
  • "What, did you think it was funny? Making me care?"
  • "This isn't going to be okay just because you APOLOGISE!"
  • "I don't WANT our friendship! I don't WANT to work for it, I don't want ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!"
  • "Is that it? Do I SCARE you? You think I'd HURT you - are you AFRAID?"
  • "Believe me, you don't want to make me mad."
  • "Get out of my way."
  • "Were you planning on telling me? Not now! It didn't even have to be now, but EVER?"
  • "WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you - the ONE TIME I need you, the ONE TIME I ask for help and you can't be bothered to show up?"
  • "What, and you think that this is enough for me? You think that this - whatever this is, you think this is always going to be enough?"
  • "Don't talk to me."
  • "Get out of my house."
Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"

anonymous asked:

Kylux would be that couple where they don't know how to properly show the worry and care for the other, so instead it's just screaming and yelling back and forth

“YOU ARE NOT GOING ON THAT MISSION ALONE”

“YOU CANT STOP ME, HUX”

“I CAN AND I WILL”

“JUST TRY IT”

“YOULL GET HURT, REN”

“I CAN HANDLE MYSELF”

“YOU ALMOST CHOKED ON YOUR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING”

“THAT’S BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LAUGH”

“FORGIVE ME FOR MAKING A JOKE, I WONT DO IT ANYMORE”

“YOU KNOW I LIKE IT WHEN YOU TELL JOKES”

“THEN HERE’S ANOTHER: WHAT’S TALL, GOT BEAUTIFUL BLACK HAIR AND THINKS HE’S GOING ON THIS MISSION ALONE”

“YOU THINK MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL?”

“NOT THE POINT, REN”

wildbach  asked:

Any advice for an artist that is perpetually on the brink of starting a comic? sometimes it seems like such a monumental effort, and i don't know where to start.

Just go for it! Remember not everything has to go on the internet. I spent most of my youth drawing stuff that was never seen by anyone. It was just for my own amusement, and I didn’t care how crappy it was. I was having fun. That’s how it should be for you too. I used to write in old, unused dairies my Dad found for me.

See? Below is comic I wrote when I was about 14. I was so lame I thought jokes with Ernie and Bert arguing about pissing on the toilet floor were funny.


I was obviously not a stellar artist either. Wanna see my Year 12 report card?

So what I’m saying is go for it. It does not matter how your stuff turns out or even if you finish it. Make comics for yourself because you love them. Not for anyone else. And then you’ll be on your way :)

What your favorite setter says about you:
  • Kageyama: You have a thing for black haired protagonists. Slightly awkward. Low key wants to give everyone a hug but doesn't know how to go about it. Loves fruit.
  • Sugawara: Yeah, you appear sweet and innocent to those that don't really know you. But your friends actually know how very full of sin you are. I see you.
  • Oikawa: Stop being so hard on yourself. It's not good for you, ya know? You're aiming to get better at a hobby of yours and Oikawa is probably your inspiration. Don't worry Oikawa's career is only just blossoming as are you!
  • Akaashi: You need a break. I don't know from what but stop and de-stress for a moment. Big picture. Very sarcastic. You need a hug today. It's okay.
  • Kenma: Probably need to drink some water. Take care of yourself. Have you eaten today? You probably need a break from Pokemon Go and Tumblr. Beware of rocks.
  • Moniwa: Awkward. Very sweet. Blazers are your thing. Always rooting for the underdog. You have too many feelings and you just don't know what to do with them.
  • Koganegawa: Clumsy. You act before you think which can get you in trouble. Everyone knows where they stand with you for better or worse. You like everyone and just want to be friends with them though.
  • Yahaba: You like dogs. Big ones. Small ones. Medium ones. All of them. Loyal. In need to impress. The you won't like me when I am angry type.
  • Semi: In need of a nap. Probably stays up till 3 am reading. (Probably smut.) You like them rare pairs. Embarrassing nickname? Never enough Semisemi you scream into the void.
  • Shirabu: Overachiever. Perfectionist. Reserved. Big comfy sweaters. Takes no shit.
Reasons to be excited for fall
  • 1. Not sweating your ass off 24/7 and actually getting to wear jeans, boots, and sweaters.
  • 2. Rainy nights and misty mornings.
  • 3. Baking nonstop and also eating nonstop cause you really don't care about your summer bod anymore.
  • 4. Because there are nothing better than lazy fall days where you can relax with a book, blanket, and cup of tea.
  • 5. Because there is basically just one holiday after another and it's great to see your family and be in festive mode 24/7.
  • 6. There is nothing better than candles, and crunchy leaves, and seeing red and orange everywhere you go, and listening to indie folk, and watching horror movies, and visiting coffee shops, and buying new sweaters, and OMG I LOVE FALL.

anonymous asked:

I have a serious question that I already asked several antifa blogs and they all ignored it, maybe you can answer. Why do I see so many antifas directly participate in cultural appropriation (e.g. wearing dreadlocks or keffiyehs) while advocating against racism? To me it looks like most antifa are against racism because it is a part of facism, but ultimately they are not truly interested in the struggles of poc and they don't truly care to fight against all forms of racism. I don't trust them!

I’ll respond since I’m one of the Official MOC (mods of color) so here we go…

It’s just the same thing we see on every aspect of the political spectrum where white people fail to see how they’re contributing to the oppression of POC. Honestly the response I get from most antifas when I (or others) call out racism is that whole “we’re on your side,” bullshit, and “why should we be fighting each other when there are bigger assholes/issues to deal with.” Like they call themselves anti-racist and say shit like “make racists afraid again,” but that’s because they see themselves different from those other racists. They throw around this shit thinking that it absolves them of racism and it doesn’t. 

However, I think it’s most telling when we see the reactions from those who we voice our concerns to. Are they going to listen and learn why their actions are racist/harmful or are they going to throw a fit and invalidate our concerns? Like, I don’t want to hear the excuses or why you’re not as bad as ____, or hear the “we’re all one,” bullshit. 

Ok, what the fuck?

Have you guys ever felt attacked by your main celebrity crush? Like… you’re finally starting to see other handsome actors and suddenly they come back with lots of photshoots or some new trailer and just pull you back in a “You’re not going anywhere” kind of way?

BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THOMAS IS CONSTANTLY DOING TO ME.

Back when I was starting to crush on Sebastian, all the Kong shiz happened. Now i am really trying to stick with my guy, calm, zen, flowery Keanu, where everything is peaceful and he’s a gentle guy, AND HERE HE COMES THOMAS STOMPING WITH NEW LOKI SHIZ, AND NEW PHOTOSHOOTS.

I JUST… CAN’T.CATCH.A BREAK.

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE, WILLIAM.

  • raphael: what happened to you? I couldn't find you at the institute after valentine's attack. I thought you were dead
  • simon: UNdead
  • raphael: *glares*
  • simon: ANYWAY, I CAN BE IN THE SUN WITHOUT DYING
  • raphael: explain
  • simon, walking toward daylight: it's a long story, just watch this
  • raphael: DON'T-
  • simon, coming back in: totally fine, see??
  • raphael: *gently touches his cheek*
  • simon: oh

see--jane--rest  asked:

i hope you don't mind this question - it's about the "wangst" (i'm not sure what that means but i think i get the gist) i don't usually go into tags and most of the time i'm pretty indifferent to hc's etc i don't agree with, but i'm curious, what do you consider ooc langst?

i don’t mind at all! and for the most part i’m pretty indifferent to headcanons i don’t agree with, too, but it kinda grates on me when i can’t go five minutes without seeing them haha

imo, ooc langst is:

  • the team making fun of / yelling at / generally shitting on lance for no reason while he takes it like a human emotional punching bag also for no apparent reason
  • lance disappears / gets captured / leaves and no one notices
  • lance disappears / gets captured / leaves and no one bothers to look for him
  • lance joins the enemy because obviously they’ll treat him better than this awful team!!!!
  • the team exchanges lance for information (i’ve legit seen a few of these like… holy shit)
  • the team mutes lance’s comms because he’s being ~annoying~ and he gets hurt / dies as a result (seen a few of these too and like. what)
  • shiro being weirdly mean to lance or ignoring him or something
  • tbh anyone ignoring lance in general
  • like for the most part he’s the one we see interacting with the others the most?? it’s just weird
  • any fic where lance becomes completely dead inside esp for any of these reasons lol

yeah i dunno for the most part my pet peeves are when people make the rest of the team into these awful jackasses in order to write their lance pain porn. if you’re going to write angst at least make it accurate, in-character angst you cowards

zodiac horror story (part 2)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • - previously on ''zodiac horror story''
  • ''virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.''
  • ''taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.''
  • - this time on ''zodiac horror story''
  • *
  • the signs are all traumatized by what just happened. did pisces die? is she still alive? who knows. the signs are sitting in taurus' tent, waiting for the perfect moment to come out.
  • aries: this tent is tOO FUCKING SMALL. WHYYY DID YOU BUY THIS SMALL ASS TENT, TAURUS?!
  • taurus: well, aries, because i wanted to have a tent all for myself because i don't want to sleep with any of you in one tent. and it was really small and cute, i just had to buy it. couldn't resist.
  • cancer: then why are we in this tent and not in yours, aries? you have the biggest tent out of all of us.
  • aries: the tent is only meant for sagittarius and me.
  • scorpio: then don't fucking complain about being in the smallest tent. you are the one who doesn't want to share your big ass tent, so it's your fault that we are here, in this tent.
  • virgo: y'all know that we could easily move to my tent? my tent is the second biggest.
  • leo: what if the killer is outside?
  • aquarius: who the fuck said that there was a killer?
  • gemini: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE PISCES IS GONE AND THERE WAS A BLOOD TRAIL AND SHE SCREAMED AND LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE KILLED HER.
  • capricorn: she could've easily fell.
  • gemini: true, but can you also explain how she's gone all of the sudden and why she screamed so loudly?
  • aquarius: aliens.
  • sagittarius: guys, don't worry. she'll probably be back soon. gemini left too and here she is.
  • gemini: hehe.
  • libra: is pisces gone?
  • scorpio: *hits libra with a flashlight*
  • capricorn: so.. are we going to move from tent or what?
  • aquarius: i just want to sleep, man.
  • taurus: saaMEEEE.
  • cancer: should we just go outside and check if anything's outside?
  • virgo: yes.
  • leo: who's going first?
  • sagittarius: i will go first, i don't care 'bout shit.
  • sagittarius slowly peeks his head out. he crawls out of the tent.
  • sagittarius: no one's here! you all can come out!
  • everyone crawls out of the tent.
  • aquarius: hmm.. what time is it?
  • cancer: *grabs phone out of pocket* ehh.. 3:34 AM.
  • aquarius: OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLEEP.
  • scorpio: well, we aren't going to sleep until we find pisces. let's split up.
  • aries: what?! are you out of your fucking mind?!
  • virgo: why can't we just stick together..?
  • scorpio: if we split up, we have the chance to find pisces faster.
  • gemini: not if she's dead lol.
  • scorpio: she's not. she can't be.
  • capricorn: she can..
  • cancer: WE DON'T CARE. we're going to find her, whether she's alive or not. we can't just leave a friend behind.
  • sagittarius: well, she basically left us behind.
  • aquarius: can i just stay here and sleep?
  • taurus: yeah, can i stay here too?
  • scorpio: no.
  • cancer: wait, what if taurus and aquarius stay here and watch our stuff, and we are going to find pisces.
  • capricorn: good idea.
  • leo: can we just go already?
  • virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.
  • virgo: ugh, fine.
  • cancer: great, let's go.
  • scorpio: and be careful y'all.
  • libra: yay, adventure!
  • all the groups are out in the woods, looking for pisces, not knowing where they are, or where to go. let's see how capricorn and virgo are doing out in the woods.
  • virgo: it's sooooo cold.
  • capricorn: i know.
  • virgo: why does this happen to us?! why, oh, why?!!!!!?!?!
  • capricorn: calm down! we're just going to walk around, head back and then we're just going to say that we didn't find pisces. end.
  • virgo: what!? i don't want to lie!
  • capricorn: well, too bad! pisces probably just left us because we didn't listen to her.
  • virgo: she wouldn't! she would've told me.
  • capricorn: maybe not.
  • virgo: she's my best friend. why wouldn't she?
  • capricorn: soo.. you're her best friend, still you don't want find her. okay.
  • virgo: what? who said that?
  • capricorn: you did. all you were worrying about is splitting up.
  • virgo: that's just because i'm afraid to go alone in the woods, okay?!
  • capricorn: you didn't even say anything when she went missing or when she screamed or when there was a blood trail on the ground.
  • virgo: i-i.. i don't know.
  • capricorn: of course you don't.
  • capricorn starts walking while virgo stands still, not knowing what to do or say.
  • capricorn: hurry the fuck up.
  • virgo: *sigh*
  • let's see how taurus and aquarius are doing.
  • taurus: i wish i had some pizza right now.
  • aquarius: oh my lord. why did you say that?!
  • taurus: BECAUSE I WANT PIZZA.
  • aquarius: I'M HUNGRY NOW, THANKS.
  • taurus: i have chips in my bag if you want.
  • aquarius: yes please.
  • taurus walks over to his tent and grabs a bag of chips out of his bag.
  • taurus: *sing hallelujah*
  • aquarius: *sings with taurus*
  • taurus: do you want a drink?
  • aquarius: yes.
  • taurus: coke?
  • aquarius: yes!
  • taurus walks over to his tent again.
  • taurus: aqua, do you know where my mini-fridge thingy is?
  • aquarius: uhh.. no?
  • taurus: uughhhhh. someone probably stole it.
  • aquarius walks over to taurus to help him find it.
  • aquarius: uhhh.. maybe behind your tent?
  • they go behind the tent and they see a light in the distance.
  • taurus: hey, do you see that light too?
  • aquarius: yeah..
  • taurus: should we go to it?
  • aquarius: uhh.. i don't know man..
  • taurus: i'm going.
  • aquarius: w-what?!
  • taurus walks towards the light.
  • aquarius: fucking hell.
  • aquarius follows taurus.
  • taurus: heeyy, it's my mini-fridge and a flashlight!
  • taurus picks up the fridge and flashlight.
  • aquarius: phew.
  • aquarius walks back to the camp.
  • aquarius: *looks behind him* taur-taurus? what are you doing? why are you standing there? come on!
  • taurus falls on the ground with 4 knives in his back and one knife in the back of his head. he's.... dead.
  • aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?
  • *
  • rest in peace taurus.. you will be missed..
  • *
  • stay tuned for part 3, and thanks for reading!

indecisivehannahk  asked:

Link: *intently focused on sheikah slate* Paya: he's so dedicated to his role of saving Hyrule! I wonder what he's studying?? Probably battle strategies or his map to plan where to go next! Link: *is playing candy crush* (not an art request, I just don't have any friends on tumblr who I can send silly pointless headcanons to and I can relate strongly to your love of Link so I thought what the heck maybe it'll at least make you giggle a bit lol)

this was a fun idea!! XD

i dont care if it was not an request! i drew it anyway~ XD

this made me laugh XDD thanks a lot

dorki-dorki-universe  asked:

I just imagine cross fighting shadow6 over nightmare like "YOU NO TOUCH MY SENPAI" and 6 being like "dude I seriously don't care just get away from me -_- " and cross like "I LOVE HIM MORE HAHAHAHA SENPAI IS MINE" and peff cheers 6 on like "you can do it! Prove cross you're the real soulmate for nightmare!!" and I don't know where I was going with this???

Not that their taking Nightmare away of anythin’ but they thought CrossxDream is a thing! And they dun wanna get killed over a misconception, people!

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • [ SEND A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES ]
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • [ SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [ SEND A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.
  • Sasuke: Shut up, you're useless.
  • SS Fans: Well I mean he's right there's nothing Sakura can do right now, he's just being blunt
  • Sasuke: Naruto, they're a burden, you should have just left them to die
  • SS Fans: Sasuke is right, they have to save the world even if it hurts him so much to make that choice :( / Sasuke's lying, he just doesn't want Kaguya to see that he cares about Sakura so she won't attack her! / He's just tsundere!
  • Sasuke: But thanks to that [the vest] I made it. But not you. I did it on my own.
  • SS Fans: OMG HE CAUGHT HER AND THANKED ~HER~ THEY'RE CANON THEY'RE CANON
  • Naruto: Did you thank Sakura and Obito for saving you?
  • Sasuke: Who gives a shit just focus on the goddess trying to kill everyone
  • SS Fans: Aw he's such a tsundere :)
  • Naruto: Sasuke! Save Sakura!
  • Sasuke: ....... -no intention to save her-
  • -Kakashi saves Sakura-
  • Sasuke: What the fuck how did HE get Susanoo?! A perfect one at that!
  • SS Fans: GODDAMN IT KAKASHI STOP COCKBLOCKING SASUKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO UPSET STOP SAVING HIS WAIFU FOR HIM!!!! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT!!!
  • Sakura: I love you! Maybe romantically or platonically idk, which one Kishimoto-sama?
  • Sasuke: GOD you're annoying, I'm going to trap you in an illusion where I kill you so you'll shut up
  • SS Fans: HE ONLY DID IT BECAUSE HE'S TSUNDERE AND IN A DARK PLACE SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!! / HE DID IT TO SAVE HER BECAUSE HE'S WORRIED SHE'D GET HURT!
  • Kakashi: She just wanted to save you, she's not even interested in going out with you anymore
  • SS Fans: Shut the fuck up Kakashi you don't know shit
  • Sasuke: What, is she having fun daydreaming about love? I just don't care about her love for me, I never have and she should have stopped a long time ago because I've NEVER been interested
  • SS Fans: He's lying! He's just being tsundere again! / HE'S IN A DARK PLACE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!! / HE JUST WANTS HER TO HATE HIM TO PROTECT HER CAN'T YOU SEE, GOSH YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID KISHIMOTO HAS BEEN HINTING AT IT!
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you're the only person I care about so that's why I have to kill you, you're my best friend, my only bond
  • SS Fans: OMG HE THINKS OF SAKURA AS HIS WAIFU!
  • Sasuke: -flashbacks of Team 7-
  • SS Fans: OMG HE'S THINKING ABOUT HER! THEY'RE CAN-
  • Sasuke: I think of Team 7, Sakura included, as a FAMILY
  • SS Fans: HE'S LYING! / WELL DUH! WIVES ARE A PART OF YOUR FAMILY! HE DIDN'T MEAN PLATONICALLY OBVIOUSLY! SASUSAKU IS CANON!
a bunch of starters from spiderman: homecoming trailers
  • "This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
  • "This is the greatest day of my life!"
  • "Who's that new guy?"
  • "Gotta go!"
  • "That was awesome!"
  • "Don't mess with me."
  • "I'll kill you, and everybody you love."
  • "New move I'm working on."
  • "I stole his shield, then he beat me up."
  • "Why do you hate fun?"
  • "Nice try, buddy."
  • "So, you're gonna let me go?"
  • "What the hell?"
  • "We have thin walls here."
  • "They don't care about us."
  • "The world's changing. It's time we change too."
  • "So when's our next 'retreat'?"
  • "We'll call you."
  • "That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
  • "Good luck out there."
  • "This is my chance to prove myself."
  • "What if someone had died tonight?"
  • "That's on you."
  • "I wanted you to be better."
  • "We're going to take everything they got."
  • "You're not gonna stop me!"
  • "Finally! Here we go."
  • "We're not there yet."
  • "I stopped a Grand Theft Bicycle."
  • "Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that."
  • "I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro."
  • "That was nice."
  • "I just feel like I could be doing more."
  • "This feels so strange."
  • "These weapons are crazy dangerous!"
  • "There are people who handle this sort of thing."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "But we have a Spanish quiz!"
  • "You gotta get better at this part of the job."
  • "I don't understand."
  • "I'm intimidating!"
  • "Hey, where are you going?"
  • "What are you hiding?"
  • "I'm just kidding, I don't care."
  • "I'm sick of being treated like a kid!"
  • "What was that?"
  • "You were on the ceiling!"
  • "You said we were going to finish the death star?"
  • "She doesn't know?"
  • "Nobody knows!"
  • "You can't tell anybody about this!"
  • "I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"
  • "I can't believe this is happening right now."
  • "Are there like, trials? Or an interview?"
  • "Just stay close to the ground!"
  • "Badass!"
  • "Forget the flying monster guy!"
  • "I was just trying to be like you."
  • "I screwed up."
  • "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
  • "I'll do anything to protect my family."
  • "I know you know what I'm talking about."
  • "I just gotta do this on my own."
  • "Just don't do anything stupid, alright?"
  • "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy."
  • "You guys are losers."
  • "Just, don't do anything I would do."
  • "And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."
  • "There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate."
  • "I know you want to save the world, but you're not ready yet."
  • "Stay out of trouble!"
  • "What is going on with you?"