i don't care if there are a million of these

Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
  • (Thoughts About Relationships)
  • Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
  • Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
  • Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me

when people won’t reblog your gifs/edits/posts:

when you can’t get your followers to send you messages:

when people won’t talk to you ever:

when you just can’t get people to acknowledge your existence in general:

when people ignore you and give all the attention to others:

Hey Jack?

I wanna say that I’m proud of you. So so incredibly proud of you, and I think tons of people are as well. You’ve done SO much and helped millions of people and you are doing what you love. Not many people can say that.

Thank you for talking about how important self-care is because honestly it’s extremely easy to forget when your mental health isn’t the best and when your head is clouded. Hearing someone that they look up to and respect in such a way be that open and honest about their own struggles is a very comforting thing, and it sure as hell isn’t easy.

And…it’s hard. Having those demons around, and it’s scary as hell sometimes. It’s okay to be sad and it’s okay to have down days. You’re only human. You can only do so much, but it’s also alright to open up about that sadness. The community is here for you and wants you to be happy!

Please, take breaks when you feel like you need it. We get it. It’s important to look after yourself..and know that you are not disappointing anyone and you’re doing a wonderful job. You’re an amazing person, Jack. A beacon of hope for those who feel like they lost that a long, long time ago.

Let’s make 2018 amazing.

I like a lot of people, but my favorite are the ones who stay. The ones who you give a million reasons to leave and they find the one to stay. The ones who won’t leave you even if they know they should, because they care. They care so fucking much, and it kills them, but they won’t ever dare abandon you. They won’t ever, because they know better than anyone the feeling of being left when you need someone the most. So here’s to the ones that stay.
—  Stay.

When you want your friend to see a new weird show that you love:

Originally posted by daedricsheep

When you get asked to go to your #1000st’th’nd high school reunion:

Originally posted by ehnoshima

When it’s Dual Mic Karaoke night, you and your best friend are white, and “Don’t Stop Believin’” comes up on your list of choices:

Originally posted by cock-n-roll-bro-cock-n-roll

When you try to go for the harder stuff later that has rapping in it and you’re so drunk that you don’t care if you fail but you both fucking NAIL that rap section:

Originally posted by iatethelastpieceofpizza

When you ran out of costume ideas for the Halloween party and decided to just dress as a fucking hippie by tying a bandanna in your already-crazy-long-hair:

Originally posted by project-jane

When you cosplay as David Bowie in Labyrinth and nail the balls hand motions:

Originally posted by embrace-the-jewfro

When someone mentions making an unhealthy breakfast trip and you want in:

Originally posted by gamepups

When you literally can’t afford any of the clothing store items so you’re just trying everything on while you can until they literally make you leave:

Originally posted by notimefortea

When you’re at a metal concert and it’s going great until you start getting serious whiplash from all the sweaty crowd hair in your face:

Originally posted by jefferythespacewalrus

When Youtube takes down episodes of your favorite show on the barest of so-called copyright infringements:

Originally posted by makenziiko

When a movie trailer look so unbelievably stupid that you KNOW you are going to drag your friends to go see it once it comes out:

Originally posted by krambarry

When you have enough time in the day for a Grumps marathon:

Originally posted by asmion

When you hear someone (white) saying that they’re ‘neutral’ on Donald Trump:

Originally posted by punsandgifsandcatsohmy

When it’s Netflix and chill and your go-to flick is the -1 star rated Leo the Lion:

Originally posted by knjz

When you don’t know any sports but you look super hot wearing the outfits:

Originally posted by peppermintcreams6969

When you’ve reached a point in your life where your high friend makes sense:

Originally posted by gamegrumplings

When your dairy free friend tells you personally to lay off dairy to ‘lose weight’:

Originally posted by embrace-the-jewfro

When you see people living their best life and you celebrate it and are literally the cutest happiest person in the world:

Originally posted by sweetzerlandia

When any white girl hears that you’ve never seen Pretty Little Liars:

Originally posted by knjz

When you see a friend about to make a really bad decision and you don’t know whether you should stop him or laugh at him with your other friends:

Originally posted by jefferythespacewalrus

When your shrink finally gets you tickets to that Pitbull concert:

Originally posted by rafesdrake

When you’re into cheesy pop songs but your friend prefers only metaldeath ska: 

Originally posted by fuckyesgamegrumps

And when you completely run out of fucks to give:

Originally posted by weresquirrel

WHO has information on our wonderful officer here??? because I LOVE her and I would die for her and I need a NAME 

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Eternal list of favorite hp moments: 

“’You see!’ said a strained voice. Tonks was glaring at Lupin. ‘She still wants to marry him, even though he’s been bitten! She doesn’t care!’ 
‘It’s different,’ said Lupin, barely moving his lips and looking suddenly tense. ‘Bill will not be a full werewolf. The cases are completely-’
‘But I don’t care either, I don’t care!’ said Tonks, seizing the front of Lupin’s robes and shaking them. ‘I’ve told you a million times….’”

What went down in Moana
  • Gramma Tala: imma terrify the s**t out of some little kids
  • Chief Tui: you're a very bad example for my daughter
  • Gramma Tala: ikr
  • Moana: *is cute and helpless, wanders to the ocean*
  • Sea turtle: *is cute and helpless, fails to wander to ocean*
  • Moana: holy s**t birds, don't eat the turtle
  • Birds: fine, whatevs
  • Ocean: thanks for the turtle Moana
  • Moana: no prob
  • Ocean: I am the last waterbender from the southern water tribe, and I—
  • Moana: skip the exposition please
  • Ocean: ok yeah, anyway you helped the turtle and so you're definitely worthy of this incredibly important and dangerous magical artifact
  • Moana: kk cool, imma drop it on the beach
  • Ocean: no come back you little s**t!
  • Gramma Tala: ooh, shiny!
  • Tamatoa: did somebody say shiny?
  • Gramma Tala: not yet Tamatoa, go away
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, wanna hear a song?
  • Moana: sure, as long as it's during a montage
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, come and see this big stack of rocks that every chief put here
  • Moana: wait, so every chief we've ever had has placed a rock here?
  • Chief Tui: yeah
  • Moana: and what happens if a future plot point suggests that not every chief lived on this island?
  • Chief Tui: ok, go away now
  • Heihei: *eats an entire f**king rock*
  • Villagers: yo some serious s**t is happening to everything
  • Moana: this is definitely related to the one obscure legend my grandmother told me ten years ago
  • Chief Tui: Moana don't you f**king dare
  • Moana: *f**king dares and also wrecks her boat*
  • Gramma Tala: whatever just happened, blame it on the pig
  • Ocean: no, defs blame it on Moana
  • Moana: what are you doing, Gramma Tala?
  • Gramma Tala: I'm crazy, so go into this cave
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: hey Moana, we were voyagers
  • Moana: thanks Lin-Manuel Miranda!
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: no prob!
  • Moana: hey Gramma Tala, we were voyagers!
  • Gramma Tala: yeah, no s**t
  • Moana: hey Dad, we were voyagers!
  • Chief Tui: f**k you Moana
  • Moana: so how do you explain that stack of rocks
  • Chief Tui: I don't?
  • Gramma Tala: *conveniently dies*
  • Moana: welp, bye
  • Ocean: oh no, not you little s**t again
  • Moana: f**k you ocean
  • Ocean: here have a big f**king thunderstorm
  • Moana: *wrecks her boat, again*
  • Moana: fish pee in you, all day
  • Ocean: bacteria s**t in your mouth, all day
  • Maui: A boat!
  • Moana: holy s**t who are you?
  • Maui: I'm glad you asked because I wrote a song about that
  • Moana: I don't f**king care
  • Maui: well, I'm stealing your boat
  • Moana: does that boat even work? I wrecked it
  • Maui: idk, bye now
  • Ocean: *puts Moana on the boat*
  • Moana: you wanna come on my quest
  • Maui: no
  • Moana: please
  • Maui: ok fine
  • Kakamora: *attack*
  • Ocean: *smashes Kakamora boats together*
  • Moana: that was convenient
  • Ocean: ikr
  • Maui: you wanna get my fishhook
  • Moana: oh hell yes
  • Maui: here's a cliff, don't climb it
  • Moana: *climbs it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a thousand foot drop to the realm of monsters, don't jump off it
  • Moana: *jumps off it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a giant carnivorous plant, don't jump in its mouth
  • Moana: *jumps in its mouth, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a terrifying sloth monster, don't antagonize it
  • Moana: *antagonizes it, doesn't die*
  • Tamatoa: HEY GUYS
  • Moana: do you wanna talk about yourself?
  • Tamatoa: ok let's begin with the fact that I'm a fabulous shiny shimmering cinnamon roll
  • Maui: you're really not all that great
  • Tamatoa: m*********er I sparkle with the light of a million stars
  • Maui: my bragging song is better than yours
  • Tamatoa: I don't care because I'm f**kin beautiful
  • Maui: Tamatoa x Reader fanfiction exists and it's terrifying
  • Tamatoa: HOLY S**T WHAT?!
  • Maui: ok he's distracted, imma stealin my hook
  • Tamatoa: WHY WOULD ANYBODY WRITE THAT?!
  • Moana: ok, we got out of there
  • Maui: you should have died at least twenty times in there
  • Moana: ikr
  • Maui: my hook's not working btw
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair a broken hook
  • Maui: nope, got it!
  • Moana: ok nevermind, wrong movie
  • Maui: so here's a lava monster, let's fight it
  • Te Kā: *throws fire, breaks Maui's hook*
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair—
  • Maui: forget it, bye now
  • Gramma Tala: hey Moana, here's some important advice for you
  • Moana: thanks, I'm going to fight the lava monster now
  • Gramma Tala: wait, what? that's just stupid
  • Moana: and you shouldn't be giving me advice on how to stay alive if you can't even manage that yourself
  • Gramma Tala: bye now
  • Moana: *goes to fight Te Kā*
  • Maui: hey I'm still here
  • Moana: good 'cause imma die out here
  • Maui: go find Te Fiti
  • Moana: Te Fiti isn't here
  • Te Kā: YES I AM
  • Moana: oh hey that's convenient
  • Ocean: *moseses*
  • Moana: *does an epic walk*
  • Te Kā: *does a frantic monster crawl*
  • Moana: *keeps walking*
  • Te Kā: *doesn't kill Moana for some reason*
  • Moana: here's your heart back
  • *everything is magically fixed*
  • Maui: hey Te Fiti, sorry for f**king up all the s**t
  • Te Fiti: I could smite the ever-loving s**t out of you rn
  • Maui: please don't
  • Te Fiti: fine
  • Moana: imma go home now
  • Maui: so we're getting a sequel, right?
  • Moana: nope, they're making a second Frozen
  • ROLL CREDITS

azonica-deactivated20171015  asked:

I don't like Frank Ancona anymore than you, nor what he stood for. But to "celebrate" and encourage others to "celebrate" in his death is rather... depraved... sorry to say.

Who tf cares if a KKK member dies lmfao I am happy he’s dead, I am gonna celebrate the fact he’s dead. There are black people who are still alive to this day who have had family members lynched and tortured by the KKK. They are not some ancient thing that existed a million years ago. They literally KILLED people not even a whole century ago. So yes, when one of those sick fucks die I AM gonna celebrate. Good day.

anonymous asked:

Dude, Bucky, how the fuck do you pay rent and take care of the strays if you don't have a job ; Are you "turning tricks" at 3 in the morning or Magic Miking it to make ends meet?

you wish.
no, i’m actually in (somewhat illegal) possession of several million in liberated hydra funds, which i picked up from various drops scattered around the world. there was a pretty big one in bucharest. fun fact: nazis still really love gold.
some of it i donated to various good causes. and some of it i donated to the Bucky Loves Plums fund.
i love plums several million dollars worth

  • Allison Reynolds: Self care is betting $37 dollars on beating Satan in a fistfight as your disappointed father watches helplessly.
  • Matt Boyd: Self care is driving around the city looking for sad people to bring home and give cookies to so they won't be sad anymore.
  • Nicky Hemmick: Self care is escaping the villagers out for your blood by turning into a bright purple Eldritch monstrosity and marrying your best friend.
  • Renee Walker: Self care is pretending you're going to kill your enemies when really you're just going to kill them with kindness and also a knife.
  • Kevin Day: Self care is transcending your mortal body by turning your blood into pure alcohol and burning gloriously with the morning sun, releasing your spirit into the ether and then possessing the bodies of those who wronged you.
  • Dan Wilds: Self care is bottling the tears of your fallen enemies so you can put them in your morning protein shake.
  • Aaron Minyard: Self care is having three different personalities for each social group you've been thrust into against your will and working yourself to the bone ensuring that none of them collide.
  • Andrew Minyard: Self care is spending millions in blood money on novelty keychains.
  • Neil Josten: I don't know what all this "self care" hoo-haw is all about and I don't intend to find out.
reasons I don't like faerieland and will fight them

-fyora is rich and is only offering 50,000 np actin like she cares. her hidden tower gets her millions per day
-faeries are real condescending when they give you quests
-whomst in neopia do they help besides themselves??
the soup faerie is the nice one and she lives in neopia central

faerieland needs new leadership if you ask me