OKAY BUT I THINK MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING A FIREWORKS SHOW WAR
Like my house is in the middle of two streets and on either side these giant fireworks are going off every minute.
And like, the minute I think it’s ending, one neighbor sets off another couple and the other one starts going off again too.
I mean, two free fireworks shows for me, so I’m fine with it. I may or may not be writing a Romeo and Juliet, Fireworks Edition story in my head though.
Two lovers on rich, preppy Long Island, caught between a competition over who had the most extravagant fireworks display.
The ending? They die in a fireworks accident trying to combine both of their shows and the last firework is a giant red heart or something.
Edit: Just as I finished this both neighbors seemed to shoot off all the rest of their fireworks at once and it’s so bloody extra oh my god I love it