i do what nicky says

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If it hasn't already been done (I know I haven't read them all yet) could you do 71 with matt and niel? I can't ever get enough of their friendship

71: “There’s a thunderstorm outside and you want to do what?” 

The court is soup, stirring and humid, and Matt stares straight up at the ceiling, trying to catch a proper breath. He’s aware of Dan folded almost in half by the benches, holding a stitch in her side like something’s about to pop out. 

Nicky’s starfished a metre away from Matt, gasping dramatically with both arms criss-cross flung over his eyes. The rest of the team is hunched or stretched like roman statues, twisted in grotesque shapes to take the pressure off of their overworked ankles and lungs.

Inevitably, Neil is utterly solid on his feet, chest still heaving with exertion but eyes focused. Andrew passes him an unscrewed water bottle and they make eye contact for five whole seconds too long. Matt snorts, rolling away onto his front and grimacing at the sweaty peeling sound his uniform makes.

“Neil,” he calls, holding his own flushed cheeks. “Any ETA on when we can scrape ourselves off the court?”

“What?” he asks sharply.

“We just want to whither and die in our own homes,” Nicky moans.

“We have a half hour left in our regular practice plus we’re a month away from semifinals,” Neil says, incredulous. “We should be working harder than ever.”

“A month,” Allison repeats. “As in one month. As in what— over forty practices to go?”

Matt sneaks a glance and Neil has his arms crossed, his mouth sour. “The ravens will be—“

“Nope,” Allison interrupts,  “I’m sick of hearing about what Edgar Allan’s demonic fucking automatons would do. They don’t play by the same rules as us. That’s sort of the point.”

“We’ll be better fresh, Neil,” Dan says, still panting a little from her last lap. “You know what pushing too hard looks like.”

“And I know what not pushing hard enough looks like,” Neil snaps, harsh and echoey in their plexiglass cage. He swallows a couple of times, maybe trying to get the taste of his outburst out of his mouth, and then he looks away. “Some of you meet resistance and stop pushing.”

“I mean If I know anything about Q-tips, that’s what you’re supposed to do,” Nicky says.

“Your body resists for a reason.” Aaron grimaces, apparently upset to be agreeing with his cousin.

“Neil’s right,” Kevin says, and everyone groans. His eyes narrow, and he taps his racquet on the floor like he’s calling order to a courtroom. “We’re not improving. We’re stagnant, and we’re taking the extra bulk of the newbies for granted. More bodies doesn’t guarantee a win, we know this. We have to switch things up.”

“Switch things up,” Allison repeats, leaning back on her hands. “What would you propose, Queenie? You want us to switch jersey’s? Play on a basketball court?”

“The jersey thing sounds fun,” Matt says, sly. “Dibs on Dan’s.”

“Switch things up,” Neil echoes, and Matt watches helplessly as a bad idea dawns on him. 

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Arkham’s Mix Tape // On 8Tracks

Harvey Dent: Angela [Theme from Taxi] // Bob James :: Lawyers in Love // James Browne :: When it’s Love // Van Halen

Jervis Tetch: English Tea // Paul McCartney :: Fireflies // Owl City :: Alice // Avril Lavigne :: Pills and Potions // Desmond

Pamela Isley: I Know There’s Something Going On // Frida :: Young Forever // Nicki Minaj :: Do What You Say // The Benjamin Gate

Harley Quinn: In Too Deep // Sum 41 :: Too Beautiful // He is We :: Night Like This // LP

Jonathan Crane: Old Man at the Mill // The Dillards :: Making the Silver Bullet // Jay Chattaway :: Music of the Night // Michael Crawford

Edward Nigma: Dictaphone’s Lament // Tycho :: Somebody’s Watching Me // Rockwell :: Cars // Gary Numan :: Back Then // Julian Smith

Joker: Why Should I Worry? // Billy Joel :: Stuck Inside Your Head // Jeffrey Dallas :: You’re Mine // Disturbed :: Jump // Van Halen

Selina Kyle: Cry Me a River // Diana Krall :: Fly Me to the Moon // Frank Sinatra

Ep.32 Love More

“I love you baby.” Chris said as he held me tightly.

“I love you too.” I said before he grabbed face and kissed me passionately. We kissed for a few seconds until I pushed him away.

“What’s wrong?”

“Before we do anything I need to know one thing.”

“What is it?”

“Do you really think the baby isn’t yours?”

“No. I just said that shit about Drake to make you mad.”

“How about we stop just saying things to make each other mad? Deal?”


“You know we should kiss. You know to make it or official.”

“Or we can do something else.” I said with a seductive smirk.

“You mean..”

“Uh huh. I’ll get the lotion.”

“Man Robyn.” He said, sucking his teeth.

“I’m just kidding. Come on.” I said as she started running up the stairs.

“You ain’t gotta tell me twice.” Chris said as he as he chased after me. As soon as we made it to the bedroom Chrus started attacking me with kisses. We were in our underwear in minutes and Chris pushed me down on the bed

Our lips clashed together as Chris wrapped his lips around mine. He pulled my bottom lip into his mouth and sucked on it and I dug my nails into the back of his neck. His hands roamed my body as my heart started to speed up. I moaned softly as he kissed down my cheek and onto her neck.

“That feels so good…” I whispered to him and bit my lip as he kissed down the crease between her breasts. I ran my hands down his chest and he bit his lip when I began to plant kisses up and down his chest. He leaned down and kissed my lips over and over again. I reached my hands out for his boxer but he grabbed my hands and shook his head. I guess this nigga wants to make me wait.

“You’re so beautiful…” He mumbled to himself and ran his hands down my body.

“I’ve missed you.”

“I’ve missed you so much.” He grabbed my legs, pulled my body towards the edge of the bed and dropped down to his knees.

Chris planted kisses all along my inner thighs causing me to let out shaky breathes. She held on to the bed dug her nails into the mattress. I started to moan as he began to slowly kiss my pussy from the top to bottom. He ran his tongue along my slit and wrapped his arms around my thighs so I couldn’t move. He took his tongue and slowly ran it up and down making sure his tongue made contact with all of me. My pussy was throbbing now as Chris’s tongue circled around her clit. I gasped and jumped with each and every single flicker of his tongue. All of a sudden Chris picked me up off of the bed and I gave him a confused look. He laid back on the bed and before I could ask him what he was doing I was hovering over his face.

Chris pulled my body down so that I was sitting on his plump lips. He immediately began attacking my clit. He flickered his tongue back and forth slowly causing me to grip the headboard and move my hips with his tongue. It didn’t take long for the muscles in my stomach to tighten and I screamed as goosebumps ran down her back and arms. I held on to the headboard as tight as I could and thrusted against his face faster and faster. I threw my head back as I cried out his name over and over again while I came into his mouth. Chris continued licking and sucking up every single bit that he could get as I moved down to his chest and inhaled and exhaled over and over again trying to get my breathing back to normal.

He sat up pulled down his boxers exposing CJ. Before he could lay me down and get on top of me I pushed him down with my hand and slowly lowered herself down on him as he grunted. Chris dug his fingers into my hips as I placed my hands on the headboard and slowly began to ride him. I took control of him while I took his length inside of me without a complaint. Each time I squeezed him at the tip, he quivered under me. I was at the brink of yet another orgasm as I felt Chris release inside me causing me to cum too.

I rested my body against him by leaning into his chest and placing my head on his chest.

“I love you.” I mumbled into his chest.

“I love you more.” I was about to fall asleep I heard Chris asked, “Can you promise me something?”


“Never make me go that long without sex..please.”

“Really Chris? I thought you were about to say something serious.”

“I am serious. You had a nigga feeling like his dick was about to fall off.”

“You’re so dramatic. Go to sleep.”

One Week

Today is the day I was gonna film ‘Love More’ with Nicki and I was nervous. Not because I was scared to be around her but because Robyn was coming with me. At two months her hormones are all over the place and basically she’s crazy as hell. One minute she’s happy and the next she crying and begging for beef patties and if I don’t give it to her she gets mad and cusses me out. She’s always calling me bumbaclot and I don’t even know what the fuck that is! I asked Suri and everything and her dumbass don’t understand what I’m saying. I just hope Robyn controls herself because I have a feeling that if Nicki looks at her the wrong way she’s gonna start swinging.
“I’m waiting on you.”

“Ugh, I’m tired.” Robyn whined as she slowly walked out of the bedroom. It was 4:30 in the morning and I’m suppose to start filming at five.

“You wanted to come so hurry up before you make me late.”

“Hold on. I need to call Melissa real quick.”

“For what?!”

“Back up. You don’t want me fighting but if she looks at me cross eyes she’s gonna get popped by someone.”

“Robyn no. Just ignore her if she does anything. Be the bigger person.”

“Fuck that shit.” Robyn said before she walked down the stairs with her phone to her ear. I shook my head and went outside to the car to wait for her. Ten minutes passed before she came out the front door and got in the car.

“Is Mel coming?” I asked, pulling out of the drive way.

“Yeah. She won’t be there til like 5:30 but she’s coming.” We rode in silence for a few minutes until we pasted McDonald’s.

“Ooo can we stop and get something to eat?”


“Why not?!” She whined.

“Cuz I’m already late.”

“But I’m hungryyyy.” She was stomping her feet now and her arms were crossed.

“You should have got something before we left the house.”

“Ugh!!! Why do you hate me?!”

“I don’t hate-”

“Yes you do. You’re trying to stare me to death!” Here come the tears.

“Just wait until we get to the set and I’ll find you something to eat.”

“I dont think I can wait that long. I’m gonna pass out. I already feel dizzy. Why are you doing this ti me? All I ever did was love you and you wont even feed me.” She was balling her eyes out now and I sighed. I’m gonna have to deal with this for seven more months.

“Stop crying…I’ll turn around and get you something.”

“Really? You’d do that for me? You’re the best boyfriend ever.”

“Yeah I know.” She was still crying but I guess they were happy tears. When I went through the drive thru I got myself two breakfast biscuits and Robyn pancakes, biscuits, and hash browns. She was happy and quiet the rest of the ride to the set as she ate but as soon as we got there her attitude changed.

“That bitch better stay far away from me.”

“She’s not gonna bother you.”

“She better not or Ima beat that hoe ass bumbaclot-”

“Stop it now or Ima leave you in the car.” She glared at me before she opened her door and got out of the car. I follow behind her and walk onto the set. I was looking around when Nicki ran up to me and hugged me.

“Hey Chris. How are you? I haven’t seen you in forever!”

“I’m fine Nicki.” I pushed her away from me gently as I felt Robyn’s eyes burning through the back of my head.

“I’m soooo excited to be doing this video with you.”

“Don’t get too excited hun.” Robyn snapped from behind me.

“Um..I’m sorry but no one was talking to you.”

“But I was talking to you.” Robyn was standing in front of me now and I was holding her back.

“Naw let her go. I can finally get my one on one. Wassap bitch?”

“She isn’t going to fight you.” I said holding Robyn tighter. She was trying to get out of my grasp and lunge at Nicki but I wasn’t letting her go.

“Put me down Christopher. That bitch obviously didn’t learn her lesson.”

“I’m not gonna let you fight her. Remember what I said a out being the bigger person and you don’t want to hurt the baby do you?”

“Oh so you’re pregnant now? Are you gonna get rid of that one too?” Nicki asked with a small smirk spreading across her face.

“Okay Nicki that’s enough! You’re starting drama for no reason. Robyn never got an abortion and all that shit in the blogs about it is a lie. You are not gonna keep disrespecting the mother of my child. Y’all don’t have to be best friends but can y’all at least be civil for one day?”

“Fine.” Robyn grumbled and I let her go.

“Whatever.” Nicki mumbled before she walked away.

“Thanks for putting her in her place baby.” Robyn said as she wrapped her arms around me.

“I had to stand up for my girl.” She smiled at me and I pecked her on her lips.

“Chris, we need you in wardrobe.” One of the workers came up to me and said.

“Okay. I’ll be there in a second. I’ll be right back Robyn.” I said before I followed the man to my dressing room. My clothes were already picked out so all I had to do was change. I was taking off my clothes when I heard a knock at the door. I figured it was Robyn so I said “Come in,” and took off my pants.

“Nice ass Christopher.” I heard Nicki’s voice say.

“Nicki, what the fuck are you doing here?”

“I came to see you silly.”

“I don’t want to see you so just leave.”

“You’re not suppose to be rude to your company.” She was now standing in front of me rubbing my chest.

“Don’t touch me!”

“I’m just trying to make you feel good.”

“I don’t want no drama so you need to get the hell outta here.”

“Oh come on Chris. Relax. I promise you’ll like it.” Nicki said, pushing me down on the couch and straddling me.


I was waiting for Chris to come back and I was starting to get bored and lonely. I was about to go find his dressing room but I figured I’d let him have his space. I’ve been really clingy lately so I guess I can let him be alone for a few minutes. Just when I was about to call Melissa and ask where she was she came rushing over to me.

“Sorry I’m late. Did I miss anything?”

“Nothing much. We argued as soon as I got here but she was just talking. She was talking about getting her one on one but she never even swung.”

“She can talk a lot of shit but she can’t back it up.”

“Exactly. What’s in the bag?” I said, referring to the 7 Eleven bag in her hand.

“I stopped to get my best friend some hot Cheetos and a Sprite on my way here.”

“You did that for me?”

“Naw? Who said you were my best friend?” I punched her arm playfully and she said “Damn, I was playing. Here.” She came me the bag and I said “Thank you Mel. You’re my best friend in the whole wide world,”

“Don’t try to be sweet now.”

“I’m always sweet…if you know what I mean.”

“Eww. I don’t want to know what your pussy tastes like.”

“Who said anything about my pussy? You just have a dirty mind.”

“You have a dirty mind too. You’re the one who’s two months pregnant.”

“I know and I’m so ready to get this baby out of me.”

“Why are you in such a rush? Your pregnancy has barely started. It’s too early to be complaining.”

“Not when I’m throwing up every morning and hungry on the time. This child is already driving me crazy.”

“You better get use to it. You got eighteen years and seven more months to go.”

“Thanks for reminding me.”

“Where is your baby daddy anyway?”

“He’s getting dressed. He should be out in a few minutes.”

“What about your friend?”

“You know that bitch is not my friend and she went off some where after Chris put her in her place.”

“Ooo details!!”

“It wasn’t all that he just told her she wasn’t gonna keep disrepecting me.”

“He should have cussed her ass out.”

“I wish but you wouldn’t have been here to see it.”

“Oh right.”

“Can someone tell Chris to hurry up? We’re already running behind schedule?” One of the workers said into her head set.

“I can go get him for you.” I said. I know I said I wanted to give him space but he has been gone a while.

“His dressing room is the last door on the right in that hallway.” The woman said.

“Come on Mel.” She got out of her seat and followed me to Chris’s dressing room. I tried to open the door but it was locked.

“Chris are you okay?” I asked, knocking on the door. I heard shuffling noises and whispering before the door swung open.

“What is it?” Chris asked. He only stuck his head out the door and his body prevented me from looking into the room.

“Everyone is waiting for you. What’s taking you so long?”

“I uh..had to use the bathroom. That McDonalds gave me the shits.” I knew he was lying to me I was going to find out why.

‘There’s a bathroom in there? Good cuz I really have to go-“


“No? What you mean no?”

“Yeah why can’t she use the bathroom?” Mel asked, crossing her arms over her chest.

“The toilet it clogged up. My bad.”

“When are you going to stop lying to me Chris?”

“I’m not lying.”

“Yes you are. You promised you wouldn’t lie to me and you’re lying to me right now!”

“Stop yelling.”

“I’ll yell if I want to! Let me see the room and I’ll stop yelling!” He sighed before he opened the door all the way and moved so that Melissa and I could walk in. The first thing I noticed was that Chris was only in his boxers.

“You’re been in here all this time and you still aren’t dressed?”

“I told you I was sick. I didn’t want to mess up my clothes.”

“Yeah right. You’re such a fucking liar.”

“I’m telling the truth.”

“I’m sorry Chris but I can’t stay in that funky ass bathroom anymore.” Nicki said as she walked out of the bathroom. I looked at Chris and his eyes looked as if they were about to pop out of his head.

“Oh hell no!” Mel said as she started putting her hair in a ponytail.

“So you were in here fucking her?”

“I didn’t do anything. She wanted to but I told her no.”

“Bullshit! You came on to me!

"She’s lying Robyn.”

“I don’t know who’s lying but someone is about to get busted upside their head.” Melissa said seriously.

“I came in here to check on Chris and he started feeling on my ass and shit.”

“Shut the fuck up! I know you’re lying. Chris don’t want your slutty ass!”

“At least I have an ass!”

“Yeah that you had to pay for!”

“Guys stop.” Chris pleaded.

“No! I’m sick of her shit. I told you if tries me Ima fuck her up.” Just then the door swung open and one of the workers on the set appeared.

“I need both of you guys on set now!” She yelled. Nicki walked out of the dressing room while the woman stared Chris down. “Can you put your clothes on today?”

“Yeah, give me a minute.” Chris said as he put on his jeans. She rolled her eyes and walked away.

“That bitch got lucky.” Mel said, letting her hair down.

“Can y'all please let it go?” Chris was buttoning his shirt now.

“You know that’s not gonna happen.”

“Can you at least not fight her here? They’re already mad cuz I’m late. I don’t need them to be mad at me for bringing John Cena and the Undertaker on set.”

“Fine.” Mel grumbled. “I’m gonna go sit down."She said before she walked out.

"I’ll come with you.”



“I really didn’t do anything.”

“I believe you but why did you lie?”

“I didn’t lie.”

“You didn’t tell me Nicki was in the bathroom.”

“That wasn’t lying that was just not telling.”

“Still lying.”

“So if I told you Nicki was in the bathroom you wouldn’t be mad?”

“I’m not mad now and I would be pissed cuz I’d think you were doing something with her.”


“Can you hurry up and get your ass out there? I’m already ready to go home.”

“Yes I can Ms.Bossy.”

We were about to start filming I was in some what of a good mood. I was happy that I got under Rihanna’s skin a little bit but I wanted to really piss her off. I was hoping I could get Chris to sleep with me or at least been on his lap when she came in the dressing room but things didn’t go as I planned.

I saw Chris go into his dressing room and I decided that now was the time to make my move. Before you say I’m a bad person or a slut you need to know that I’m not doing this to be messy, I just want revenge. I’m still not over what Robyn did almost three years ago. Call me petty for holding a grudge but I can’t help that I’m still mad. I fixed my hair before I knocked on Chris’s door.

“Come in.” I opened the door to see Chris standing there in only a t-shirt and a pair of boxers.

“Nice ass Christopher.” I said with a giggle.

“Nicki, what the fuck are you doing here?”

“I came to see you silly.”

“I don’t want to see you so just leave.

“You’re not suppose to be rude to your company.” I was standing in front of him now, rubbing on his chest.

“Don’t touch me!”

“I’m just trying to make you feel good.”

“I don’t want no drama so you need to get the hell outta here.”

“Oh come on Chris. Relax. I promise you’ll like it.” I pushed him down on the couch before I straddled him.

“Nicki I’m not gonna fuck you.”

“Then let me fuck you.”

“I’m not doing this. I just got back on Robyn’s good side and I’m not gonna ruin it.” He said as he pushed me off of him and stood up.

“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” I said, grabbing his dick. Damn, he was bigger than I thought.

“I’m not trying to mess up what Robyn and I have. I love her, we’re having a child together, and I want to marr-. Shit!” Chris said before he rushed into his bathroom.

“Are you alright?” I asked.

“Oh my god. It’s coming!”

“What’s coming?” My question was answered when I heard Chris pass gas loudly. What the hell got into him? I hung around for ten minutes and Chris finally came out of the bathroom. He was sweaty and looked like he had just been in a fight.

“Why are you still here?”

“I wanted to see if you were alright.”

“You see I’m fine so get the fuck out.” There was a knock at the door and I heard Rihanna’s voice ask “Are you alright?” and y'all know what happened after that. I’m gonna have to push up on Chris as much as possible during filming if I want to drive Robyn crazy.

A few hours later

We were almost finished filming and I was getting my life from Rihanna’s reactions to me looking at Chris or touching him in a certain way. She is so easy to piss off it’s hilarious. By the time we were finishing the last scene Rihanna was seething in her chair munching on hot Cheetos. I may have been hallucinating but I think I saw smoke coming out of her ears. Her friend was looking just mad as Rihanna but I wasn’t worried about her popping off on me. Both of them ain’t shit without each other.

“That’s a wrap!” The director yelled.

“Whoo! That’s was so much fun. We should go celebrate.” I said, coming close to Chris.

“I don’t think so.” He said. Ugh why does he play hard to get?

“I suggest you back the fuck up before you get slapped.” Melissa said as she and Robyn walked over to us.

“I ain’t scared of you.”

“Look, I’ve been wanting to beat the shit out of you all day so if I would shut the fuck up and move along.”

“She ain’t worth it y'all. Let’s just go.” Chris said.

“Yeah, listen to him. It’s not worth it to put your life at risk to fight your friend’s battles.”

“Nicki cut the crap cuz I ain’t here for that bullshit. You’re gonna leave me, Robyn, Mel, shit you’re gonna leave anyone who’s connected to us alone.”

“And what if I don’t?”

“You’ll get a Bajan Beat down.” Melissa said. I rolled my eyes. That bitch really think I’m scared.

“It’s late and I’m tired so I’ll see y'all later. Call me Chris.” I said with a wink.

“In your dreams.”

“You have her number?” I heard Robyn ask as I walked away from them. Man oh man is it fun to mess with her emotions.