i didnt like the other one i looked like i was 40 lmao

The 1OO 3x16 (Lexa’s Death 2 Jr. Reloaded: Electric Boogaloo) Recap

alright kiddos it’s been a fun ride (and by fun I mean traumatizing) but it’s time for the final recap of the season so buckle up because this was the most ridiculous episode yet:

  • clarke’s resuscitating her mom and it looks like she might not make it but then she opens her eyes and says “it’s dat boi!!” and clarke is like “o shit waddup!!”
  • then abby starts crying and clarke is like “suck it up we gotta save the world” and abby’s like “if this involves me having to cut open a girl’s chest to pump her heart with my bare hands i’m not gonna be happy” and clarke is like “wow that’s oddly specific but yes”
  • beluga whale comes in and immediately points his gun at everything
  • clarke is like “can u put that god damn thing away for two seconds” and beachball is like “NO if i stop pointing it at unthreatening things i’ll die”
  • octavia is like “hey guys the grounders are coming and i get that’s our top priority but can i maybe kill pike also” and beluga is like “NO we don’t kill anymore” while simultaneously pointing his gun at a 3 month old puppy
  • alie’s zombies are climbing the tower and pike is like “hey let’s grease the windows but we only have enough for EVERY window besides the commander’s room so we have to fight in there and probably destroy it” and clarke is like “no i think everyone is just looking for ways to disrespect lexa at this point” and u can hear jflop scream “u right” in the distance
  • guest star Alycia Debnam-Carey
  • clarke is like “ok put ontari’s blood in me so i can take the flame” and everyone’s like uhh that sounds dangerous and clarke is like “no i need to do it to save the world” but rlly she just wanted her gf’s soul in her body
  • they do the blood transfusion thing like they did at mount weather with ontari and clarke and put the flame in her neck and clarke is like “i need to go to the city of light… i just know the flame will protect me” and lexa’s in her neck goin “dam right”
  • ok honestly like half the episode is clarke unconscious and/or seizing so if this recap is short its bc there were a bunch of bullshit ~suspense~ moments
  • clarke peaces in to the city of light and nobody can see her but then suddenly they can for some reason
  • everyone starts attacking her because apparently if she dies in the city of light alie gets the flame or something (tbh i was not here for the plot i just wanted to see my smol gay raccoon) 
  • clarke collapses on the stairs bc the blood transfusion is failing and everyone is beating her up
  • BUT WAIT
  • NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
  • HYAAAAHH
  • Commander Lexa has joined the battle!
  • In the most dramatic extra hoe fashion, Lexa takes down like 7 people at once and smirks at the camera bc she’s so fUCKING EXTRA!! I HATE HER!!! i love her and i’m not ashamed to admit I screamed the entire time
  • clarke reaches out for lexa in the most dramatic fuckin way possible
  • lexa runs over and looks at clarke with the BIGGEST heart eyes
  • clarke starts touchin her face and lexa’s smiling and they’re so in love it’s actually gross
  • they collapse into a hug and they’re holding each other like nothing else matters
  • lexa’s like “ok we gotta jet” and clarke is like “don’t we have time for a quickie?” and lexa’s like “absolutely”
  • so they bang real quick and it’s so good clarke starts seizing
  • lexa’s like “ClARKE clarke Clarke CLAKRE cla RKE clarke come back to me CLARKEY” and clarke is like “ok but only bc u said my name a lot and u know i love that”
  • but also because abby cut ontari’s chest open and started pumping her heart with her bare hands so clarke would get enough nightblood
  • im pretty sure ontari must be dead now?? like?? u would think right?? but she’s straight so i think she’ll live
  • ANYWAYS
  • back in the tower some boring shit is happening like honestly it’s just one big suspense scene and belloona banana is like “hey pike i regret killing those ppl with u” and pike is like “aw :(” and bellaroo is like “it’s ok i forgive myself” and he’s automatically Redeemed
  • the straight man learned self-forgiveness after committing genocide
  • groundbreaking
  • heroic
  • “10/10, truly an original and touching story” - the jflop times, written by jflop for jflop
  • ANYWAYS ANYWAYS
  • back to the ~city of light~
  • clarke is like “i never thought i’d see u again” and they kiss and lexa cries for twenty minutes
  • they go to find the kill switch and they hit a dead end in the form of a chain link fence
  • lexa’s like “oh no it’s a firewall” because she would definitely know what that is
  • jasper comes in bein a creepy lil bitch like he always is and he’s like “blahblabhalhbalbha moral Speech blahblahbalh” and clarke is like “blahbalhblabhalbah oTHER moral Speech blahblahblahbalh” and lexa’s like “damn i’m so bored can me and clarke just make out again”
  • raven hacks into the code and gives clarke a door to the kill switch
  • another army comes to attack them and lexa’s like “GO i’ll hold them off” and clarke is like “wait dont go i love you” and lexa literally cries for 40 whole minutes
  • lexa’s like “i’ll always be with u… my sunshine” and then she runs off and attacks the army in a very dramatic extra lexa way and tbh that was the exit she deserved not a FUCKIN STRAY BULLET
  • i guess she’s still alive in the flame but there’s no way adc is ever coming back to the 1OO so it doesn’t rlly matter
  • clarke finds the kill switch and it’s another fucking lever and clarke is like “dude fuck this lmao can i go to another show”
  • becca, aka alie’s creator, shows up and she’s like “hey pull the kill switch” and alie’s like “NOPE dont do that cuz guess waht? the world is actually DYING due to radiation and the city of light is the only safe place. in 4 months ur all gonna die” and clarke is like “why didnt u just TELL US THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE” and alie is like “cuz how else would we have fit in 8 episodes of Nothing” and clarke is like “fuck this stupid ass shit lmao” and pulls the kill switch
  • she wakes up and everyone else wakes up and everyone’s crying and in pain and clarke is like “me too”
  • octavia is like “oh nice so we’re done here?” and fuckin stabs pike in the stomach with a machete and walks away
  • beluga looks at her all disappointed and octavia is like “hey i’m only 298 away from your death count. bitch” and beluga is like “that’s fair”
  • then clarke is like “also the world is dying” and that’s it
  • that’s literally it
  • this recap is going to end as anticlimactically as that finale did so enjoy ur vague sense of disappointment everybody
NYE!!!

Okay so we arrived to the club at like 9:45 pm aprox. while they were setting our table i went to the restrooms with my friends and suddenly we heard people screaming and running out of the bathroom and we were like oh shit they are here, so we ran outside and it wasn’t Tayvin but BABY BURNS THE NEW LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! people were excited about him and that made me so so happy because i’ve seen him open for Calvin a few times before and no one really paid attention but now everyone was cheering for him :))))) !!!!! anyway….

We went back and our table was ready and i almost throw up because i was SO FREAKING CLOSE TO THE DJ BOOTH!! The VIP area was still empty, none of Burns or Calvin’s friends, just my table and another one right next to mine which was weird because of the hour so i started to wonder if the reason was because Taylor was coming and they reserved all the tables right next to the dj booth so she could be there with her friends or if no one from the squad was actually coming but i decided to let it go and don’t even think about that anymore because i didn’t want to be disappointed so i decided to go to the main floor to record Burns with a better view and suddenly there he was, Emil was right behind Burns talking to Christina and some other dude and that’s when i started to lose it, a few minutes later out of nowhere uncle Charlie appeared with his new fiance :) and in less than 15 minutes ALL THE FRONT TABLES WERE FULL OF HIS FRIENDS, LIKE GUYS AT ONE POINT THE LEGEND, UNCLE CHARLIE, WAS SITTING BACK TO BACK WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND I WAS LOSING IT!!! 

I watched the clock and it was like 11:40 and i knew where Calvin was coming out because i’ve seen him play at Omnia a couple of times, so i decided to stand by that door so i could get a clear view of him and Taylor (if she was coming) i dragged my bf there because i didn’t want to miss my midnight kiss (which i totally did because i was busy recording Calvin fml what have this fandom done to me i swear..) anyway… a few minutes after at like 11:45 Calvin came out with Ian and some other guy and my heart dropped to the floor because Taylor wasn’t there but little did i know that a couple of minutes after Taylor fucking Swift was gonna walk right in front of me!! i swear my heart stopped beating for a minute when i saw her coming out of the door in that lacey jumpsuit, everyone around me started freaked out when they saw her and the girl next to me who went by herself kept screaming “wtf this is gonna be a wild night” and i felt a big connection with her at moment so i invited her to our table LMAO and also because SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SCREAMED THAT SHE WAS HUGGING HIM FROM BEHIND AND THANKS TO THAT MY BRAIN AND HEART STARTED FUNCTIONING AGAIN AND I SAW THAT BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DANCE!! SHE WALKED TO THE TABLE AND HUG HIM FROM BEHIND AND THEY DID A LITTLE SWAY FROM SIDE TO SIDE BEFORE HE TURNED AROUND TO TALK TO HER ( i guess this is when this picture was taken http://madswiftlove10.tumblr.com/post/136533507475/the-rest-of-the-world-was-black-and-white-but-we  but i’m not really sure tho… )

They were together just a few minutes guys, like they came out approximately 10 minutes before midnight and Calvin had to be up at the dj booth ready to play as soon as the countdown was over and Taylor and everybody else except Ian left a song before he ended his set so i hope you understand why there was no midnight kiss and why there are just a few pictures of them together. ( here is the video of the countdown and Calvin starting his set http://lola-and-taylor.tumblr.com/post/136448954554/for-anyone-wondering-why-they-didnt-kiss-at )

So while Calvin was doing his set, Taylor was dancing and talking to all of his friends :))) i’m pretty sure Theo was the one who spent most of the night with her ( btw i didn’t know much about him but after that night i LOVE him, he looks like a blast and i love his style and it looks like him and Tay really get along because they were talking and dancing a lot!! ) also Christina is goals AF, not only she’s sooo pretty in person but she was a fan of T and now she’s hanging out with her WEARING FREAKING FACE MASKS AND TAKING CUTE PICTURES TOGETHER AND THEY LOOKED LIKE BEST FRIENDS DANCING AND TALKING AND HUGGING AND I LOVE THIS NEW FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH!! 

Taylor, Emil, Burns and Theo at some point were dancing together and they were kinda imitating and making fun of Calvin and his dance moves LMAO and that was perfect because getting along with your significant other friends is so important and Taylor gets along with them great!!

She went to talk to Nicole ( U Charlie’s fiance ) who was sitting with some friends on the table right next to hers and stayed there for a few minutes ( http://lola-and-taylor.tumblr.com/post/136401438775/nye-omnia )

Calvin´s set was amazing like always and the whole club was singing along and partying like crazy and baby couldn’t stop smiling all night long, he looked genuinely happy and excited. He kept turning around to see Taylor and smile at her and every single time i wanted to cry because they were so cute!! and she would occasionally point at him. She was singing along to his songs and dancing like Taylor dances, you know with all the mom crooning and arms and hands everywhere LMAO it was so cute and i still can’t believe i got to witness her in full action a few steps away from me!!! If i like front lifted my arm i could touch her shoulder but i didn’t #1 because i honestly didn’t want to bother her #2 because if i tried her bodyguards would have amputated my arm and #3 because i swore my bf i was gonna behave like a grown up and wasn’t gonna fangirl all night long or make anything embarrassing lol.

For anyone wondering about Austin and Alana, as much as i want them to date i don’t think they are? i mean i wasn’t paying much attention to them but they didn’t look like a couple to me, they spent most of the time talking to other people and Austin was talking to some girls which is not a big deal because he obvs can talk to whoever he wants but i mean don’t mark my words on this because maybe they are dating and their rs is not the type to be glued to each other idk but if she’s not dating him SOMEONE GIVE ME HIS NUMBER BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK?! HE IS SO HOT IN PERSON AND TALL AND WITH A GREAT BODY, THE PANTS HE WAS WEARING MADE HIS ASS LOOK GREAT LMAO 

These is everyone i saw that night: Taylor, Calvin, Emil, Christina, Burns, Theo, Charlie, Nicole, Derek, Connor ( he did talk to T for a while but he had to be taking pictures of C so it wasn’t enough i needed and wanted more bc they need to be close friends) Este and Alana Haim, Austin, Ruby Rose and more people who i either didn’t recognize or don’t remember right now.

So i can officially say i spent NYE with the Squad :))) !!!

IMPORTANT NOTE: Obviously this is what i personally saw and i hope you understand that i was there celebrating NYE with my boyfriend and friends so i didn’t spend my whole night stalking Taylor so i may have missed some things, in that case if anyone of you have any cute story feel free to add it. Having said that, please stop sending asks telling me i should have done more for the fandom and the pictures and videos i posted are not enough and calling me selfish :) thanks.