i didnt know i looked like that okay

@sir-scandalous listen,,,, this started out as some aesthetic piece (which was supposed to be a gif but bad things like to happen to me) but as soon as i drew the tablet it reminded me of you and your freaking godly talent of finger drawing so i had to change it to you. also a ton of people have drawn you so why not jump in on that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I apologize for my lack of control for drawing this beautiful man

I wanted to draw something dynamic but this happened instead- i want to draw something more interesting 

like a cool pose, but alas I must work for the look I want
2

Then one foggy earth-day eve, Pink Diamond came to say, “Jasper with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my palanquin tonight?” Then how the quartzes loved her, as they shouted out with glee: “Jasper the perfect beta, you’ll go down in history!”

AIRY ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER OMFG LOL also like, damn other quartzes shoulda been nice to her in the first place B^T im just sayin

4

I know what’s said about me behind my back. Whispers of infidelities. My husband’s heard them. And I suspect, given the look on your face, you’ve heard them, too. Thomas and I are not bothered by them. The only question that remains is… are you?

6

okay y’all have seen me gripe about this a lot but i still just wanna bring this back up again bc this always bugged me.

i know i said earlier that i didnt mind the gems not having more alien-like features but…

seeing the scrapped designs make me wish we had something more interesting. like you know those character concepts for disney films where the character looks really dynamic and interesting but then its scrapped to make an incredibly boring and cookie-cutter design? thats how it feels for SU.

before y’all say anything, im not calling the finished designs bad. they’re perfectly passable (and i adore bismuth’s design). i do have some issues with lapis since she’s a terraformer but she’s small and skinny (i’ve already explained that in depth in an earlier post).

i wish su would push their designs further and made more risks bc im getting a little bored of only getting to see cool designs in fusions (which have become a rarity now). like the only non-fusion character with an unnatural attribute is sapphire with having only one eye. I know jasper’s old concept design looks a little silly but i love the odd geometric shapes to her. it has a bit of personality to it and pushes the “big strong brute” attribute harder than her design thats just a buff lady with orange skin. or bismuth’s odd robotic body like her wrists, eyes and waist. Or lapis where her features aren’t alien-like but she has crazier hair and a more interesting facial design with 0 eyebrows and groved in eyeballs (with these weird black lines surrounding it i love it).

i dont know why the character designers  don’t want to be more creative with their approaches. are they afraid they’re gonna get hate for it? i mean people weren’t crazy about YD’s design when she was introduced, but everyone got over it and the designers brushed it off.

 and before y’all say “oh but it’ll be harder on the animators because there’s more detail” i want to remind you they’ve been managing fine animating characters like sugilite who has a more cluttered design

and sardonyx who frequently uses hand gestures despite having 4 arms

SHIRO DIDNT REMEMBER MATT

Okay hear me out. He obviously remembered his best friend but like, how long had he gone without him after he sacrificed himself.

I mean when he met Pidge he didn’t think “Hey you look like someone I know” or when he saw the picture of Pidge and Matt he didn’t think “Wait I know them” SO DID HE FORGET WHAT MATT LOOKED LIKE. Guys what he was without him for so long he had forgotten what he looked like. What if he didn’t remember until Pidge said she was Sam’s daughter. He finally remembers how Matt looks. He can remember the terrified look on the boy when they were running from the craft, he remembers the worry marks on his sleeping face when he got knocked out.

Can you imagine after a long day he goes to Pidge’s room just to see her. And they just sit until he asks to see the picture of Matt. She shows it to him and he breathes a sigh of relief. When she asks why he is relieved he replies with tears in his eyes.

“I’d thought I’d forgotten what he looked like again.”

4

SO YEAH OKAY HERE’S THE FULL STORY OF HOW I MET TYLER AND JOSH

I GOT TO THE VENUE AT 10:30AM BUT SINCE I WASNT GOING TO THE SHOW I COULD HANG AROUND INSTEAD OF WAITING IN LINE SO I WAITED NEAR THEIR BUS AT THE BACK

@sohelpmedun DROPPED BY AROUND 11:30 (but left a bit after)

AT 12 WE SAW A CREW MEMBER COME OUT OF THE BUS AND @sohelpmedun ASKED IF HE COULD GIVE MY LETTER (+ CLIQUE ART) TO THE BOYS AND HE SAID YES HE’D PUT IT ON THE TABLE IN THE BUS 

AT 12:45 I WAS SO FREEZING COLD I WENT TO BUY A COFFEE IN RECORD TIME 

AT 1:20 TYLER AND MARK ARRIVED AT THE VENUE AND WENT TO THE BUS AND I WENT UP TO THEM (KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE WAS STILL NO SECURITY BARRIER BUT I WAS SCARED I’D BE BOTHERING THEM SO I STILL KEPT A BIT OF DISTANCE). TYLER WAS WEARING A THIN OLIVE GREEN HOODIE WITH THE HOOD UP AND A BLACK/DARK BLUE CAP HE LOOKED SO FUCKING GOOD. I SAID HI TYLER AND IM PRETTY SURE MY VOICE WENT A LIL TOO HIGH PITCHED AND HE SAID HEY HOW’S IN GOIN AND I FUCKING DIED AND I SAID GOOD AND HEY MARK AND MY MIND WENT COMPLETELY BLANK I WANTED TO TELL HIM I HAD A LETTER AND ART FOR HIM BUT ALL I COULD DO WAS STUTTER AND TYLER SAID LATER OKAY I SAID OKAY AND THEN I SAW SECURITY WAVING AT ME TO GET BACK SO I DID AND TYLER AND MARK WENT INTO THE BUS AND REAL SOON AFTER THEY WENT INTO THE VENUE

SOON AFTER I MET A COUPLE LOVELY PEOPLE WHOSE TUMBLRS I DID NOT CATCH BUT WE HUNG OUT AND WAITED FOR THE BOYS. BY THIS TIME I WAS DYING TO PEE BUT I HELD IT IN. THE SECURITY DUDE PUT UP THE BARRIER.

BETWEEN THAT TIME AND 2:30 TYLER WENT INTO THE BUS, JOSH ARRIVED AND ALSO WENT INTO THE BUS. WHEN WE SAW TYLER WE CALLED OUT TO HIM AND ASKED IF HE COULD COME OVER BUT HE SAID HE WAS COLD AND DID THAT CUTE LIL THING WHERE HE RUBBED HIS ARMS TO EMPHASIZE THAT AND IT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE I DIED AGAIN. MY MIND WENT BLANK AGAIN AND I COULDNT GET MY CAMERA OUT IN TIME SO I DIDN’T GET TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE TO HIM EXCEPT HI. WHEN JOSH GOT ON THE BUS WE YELLED HI TOO AND HE SAID HE WOULD COME SEE US LATER AND I YELLED I GOT ART FOR YOU BUT I WASN’T SURE IF HE HEARD BC HE HAD ALREADY GOTTEN IN THE BUS

AND THEN !!!!!!!!! AT 2:30 JOSH CAME OUT AND SAID IS THERE ART FOR ME SO THAT MEANS HE FUCKING HEARD ME AND I DIED YET AGAIN BUT APPARENTLY THERE WAS A GIRL WHO MADE ART FOR HIM AND SHE GAVE IT TO HIM AND IT LOOKED RLY GOOD IT WAS LIKE OIL PAINTING OR SOMETHING. ANYWAYS JOSH SAID HE COULDN’T STAY LONG BUT HE COULD TAKE PICTURES AND. HERES THE BEST PART. I ASKED HIM DID HE SEE MY LETTER AND HE SAID WHERE IS IT DID YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE AND I SAID YES HE SAID HE’D PUT IT ON YOUR TABLE AND HE SAID OKAY THEN I’LL SEE IT LATER AND BY THIS POINT MY BRAIN WAS ON AUTO FUCKING PILOT I DONT KNOW HOW I DIDNT JUST COLLAPSE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM OR PEE MYSELF BUT I HELD MY SHIT TOGETHER AND DIED FOR LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME. I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM AND HE WENT INTO THE VENUE.

I FUCKING MET TYLER JOSEPH AND JOSH DUN LOOK AT THAT HAIR THOSE CURLS HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL UP CLOSE AND NICE HE IS A LITERAL FUCKING ANGEL AND AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM GONNA GO WAIT OUTSIDE AFTER THE SHOW TO SEE IF I COULD CATCH THEM AGAIN 

anonymous asked:

How frequently do you think the twins and their boys all sleep in a bed together because Lup and Taako wanted to cuddle? Imagine Kravitz and Barry waking up in each other's arms because the twins up and ditched them in to make breakfast.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit i didnt even think of that this is so great im dyin’ 

tbh i dunno how realistic it is but honestly fuck realism i love this. 

so okay you know what? lets roll with this. 

the first time it happens, barry and kravitz are like, snuggled together and the twins are like “aw look so cute” and wander off to make breakfast, and krav and barry wake up and like, are basically like “we shall never speak of this again” and very awkwardly put on clothes and go out to eat breakfast and the twins tease them mercilessly and kravitz (still not understanding how this Nonsense works, its okay, he will learn over time) is like “i never make fun of u 2 when you end up snuggled together” and taako is like “we’re relaaaated its fiiiiiiine,” and continues mocking kravitz for like an hour. 

the second time is basically the same thing. 

the third time is also the same thing but both of them are kind of like “yeah, okay, i guess this is just how it works but let us Not Speak of It” 

the fourth time is after like, a real fuckin tough battle where shit goes down and nobody feels good about it and its not like they can die but it was psychologically fucked, and they get back okay and go to sleep but barry wakes up in a panic because lup isnt there and oh god what happened, is she gone again, oh my gods, no no no, and wakes up kravitz and kravitz is like “hey, its fine, we got back safe, everything’s okay,” and its like. a nice moment. and kind of nice to have someone else there. and then they go out to the kitchen, and the twins tease them, but its like, fine. 

the fifth time, they wake up and go out to the kitchen and the twins tease them and kravitz is like “well yeah, he’s my brother in law, i think? i dont know how this works. we’re related. its fine.” 

noona

Smut Week: Day 5 | Jeon Jungkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

W/C: 2500

Originally posted by pkjjm



Being older than half of your friends didnt bother you too much. There was something about being an older sister to Tae Jimin and Jungkook that just made you smile. It made your heart happy. Though all of the boys would come to you speaking advice, the younger ones especially did, you seemed to always be locked away with one of them while they told you your deepest darkest worries.

So when Tae and Jimin approached you to talk to you alone you didnt thing twice about it before standing up, adjusting your jeans and following them to their room.

‘So we have something to tell you.’ Jimin said with a sly smirk. 'Its about one of the boys.’

'You’re not going to get beat up for telling me will you?’ You joked pulling a pillow on your lap.

'You can’t tell him we told you.’ Taehyung said.

'Okay, so tell me what?’

'Its about Jungkook.’ You chuckled.

'He’s going to actually kill you then if your telling his secrets.’

'Well we will keep it venue. Its cause were worried about him.’ Taehyung said biting at his lip. You rose an eyebrow and waited for him to continue.

'He likes someone.’ Jimin started. 'Someone who’s a lot older than him.’

'Well not a lot older, but older enough.’ Tae added.

'Okay, and your worried about this why?’ You asked folding your arms.

'Cause were all friends with her too and we don’t want his crush to ruin anything.’

'Well if she’s older don’t you think shed be mature enough to get over it and not make things weird?’ You asked.

'Its more that we all know so we all see how desperate he is trying to flirt with her and how bad he is at it. Its just making us all uncomfortable.’ Taehyung said looking to Jimin.

'Were just worried, we all are. We don’t want to lose her as a friend you know?’ You nodded understanding what Jimin was saying.

'It doesn’t help that she’s completely oblivious so it makes him try even harder.’

'And he’s so wrapped up in this crush that he’s even starting to discard his responsibilities to the group just to spend extra time with her.’ Thats what set you off.

'He what?’ You said sternly, your eyebrows pressing together.

'Yeah. He was supposed to help Hoseok the other day with choreo and he blew him off to spend time with her.

'Thats not okay.’ You said shaking your head. 'So what do we do?’

'We were hoping you would know what to do.’

'Well… do you want me to talk to hi-’

'No. if he knew you knew he’d kill all of us.’ Jimin cut you off.

'But maybe I can talk to some sense into him…’

The next night the boys all filed into your apartment for dinner, you had been cooking almost all day as a congratulations your starting your tour soon, ill miss you dinner. The older boys took over the living room, all fighting over who got the cooler looking remote control for the gameing device you had bought just for when they came over. The younger boys helped you in the kitchen, well they stood around while you finished cooking after raiding the fridge for beer.

You noticed at dinner how awkward everyone but Jungkook was being. They all would look at him and then look at each other and you saw what they meant. Jung kook was acting weird. You tried to help the situation, calling peoples names to talk about different things while trying to tell jokes that only a few of them would laugh at. Eventually you gave up, they were all to focused on Jungkook. You stood starting to take their plates to take them into the kitchen, smiling sadly at Tae as you did so.

You saw him roll his eyes when Jungkook immediately stood to help you so as you lead the way to the kitchen you decided to talk to him.

'Hey, Kook can I talk to you for a second?’ You asked as he brought int he last few plates, the rest of the boys now moving back to lounge all over your couch.

'Yeah whats up?’ He smiled coming to stand right next to you, drying the dishes as you washed them.

'So its come to my attention that you have a crush.’ You said, getting straight to the point.

'Oh.. Look Y/n,’

'Kookie no girl is worth you turning down your bets responsibilities for. I don’t care how much you like her. And if this girl liked you back she wouldn’t want you to do that. Those boys in there need you.’

'Does this girl like me?’ He asked softly, convincing himself that you had just confessed to him.

'Well how am i supposed to know that, I didnt even know you liked someone till I was told. Look, Kookie,’ You said as his face became confused. 'Just talk to her. Wether its to tell her you like her or to tell her you need to focus on bts. But what ever you do just remember bts needs to be the most important thing in your life.’

He nodded and bit his lip, putting the dried plate where it belongs.

'Y/n, I uh.. I really like you.’ He said turning to face you.

The dish slipped slightly from your hand and a 'everything okay in there?’ from Namjoon came from the living room. You looked back at Jungkook who looked at your terrified, your heart beating extremely fast. You looked away as everything flooded back to you. Last week you hadn’t felt well and texted the group chat asking one of them to bring you cough drops and sprite. Jungkook of course came to your rescue, but that must of been when Hoseok had been blown off by him. Your eyes met his again and something in your heart lurched, but you were angry. How could that happen? You treated him like a little brother. You dried your hands and walked away from him and out into the living room, tossing the damp towel to the side as you did so.

'I think its time for everyone to go home.’ You said clapping your hands. Your eyes met Jimin’s and you glared, how could he not warn you? How couldn’t any of them warn you?

'Is everything okay?’ Yoongi said sitting up slightly.

'Im.. I just need to go to bed. Im not feeling well.’ You said running your hands through your hair.

With out any questions they all got up and softly thanked you for dinner, all giving you a soft side hug and an occasional cheek kiss. Jimin had texted you privately asking what happened but you chose to ignore it, and Jungkook as he looked at you once more before you closed the door.

Your head spun, there was no way Jungkook liked you. There was no way.  You had convinced yourself that he just was messing with you, that it was some prank but as he texted you, and then texted you four more times you knew that it wasn’t a joke.

noona please.

are you okay?

please talk to me.

y/n…

You continued to ignore them all the next day. You were equally as mad that someone didnt warn you as you were that this was happening. Jimin threatened to come over to force you to talk you finally responded and told him you just wanted to be left alone, which eventually he did.

It was late and you were starting to feel bad for kicking the boys out and ignoring them all day. You could tell they were worried. Your doorbell rang and you yawned, throwing the blanket that had a big picture of Hoseok’s smile on it onto the floor, gag gifts from the boys. Your eyes stuck to the tv as you made your way to the door, opening it before you even looked to see who it was. When you turned to see Jungkook there with your favorite flowers you had half the mind to close the door on him, but you stepped aside and let him in.

'Im so sorry that I made you mad.’ He said handing you the flowers.

'You just caught me off guard thats all. I hate being the last person to know things.’ You said giving him half a smile. For the first time you realized just how handsome he really was.

'I just.. I thought we could talk about it.’ He said, his face was pale and you could tell how scared he was. You let him come in further and laid the flowers on the kitchen counter before joining him on the couch, pulling Hobi’s face back up to cover you.

'That is the worst blanket I’ve ever seen.’ He said making you chuckle slightly. 'Im sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I was just doing what you told me to do.’ he said.

'I realized that.’ You started. 'Its just I-’

'Is it because I’m to young? The others said its cause I’m too young.’ You thought for a second and that really wasn’t it.

'Its not because of your age,  I just thought you viewed me as a big sister so hearing that you had feelings just caught me off guard.’ You bit your lip. You watched as he looked at you, his eyes flicking down to your lips and back to your eyes.

'Do you think you could ever feel the same way?’ He asked, now avoiding all eye contact.

'I think…’ You stared at him and smiled, your heart warming slightly. 'I think I could.’

He’s head snapped up and his cheeks instantly turned red. For the first time he made you nervous. You looked to the tv and then back to him. Reaching forward you took his hand in yours and squeezed it.

'Why don’t you stay?’ You asked taking the next step. He gave you a big smile and looked down to your hands.

'FIne, but I’m not sitting under this.’ He said pulling at the blanket.

You sat there, you hand still in his as the two of you watched tv. It felt like normal, but with a slightly new flare. You couldn’t help but bite your lip when you’d see him looking at you from the corner of your eye. You two took turns laughing and commenting at the things that were happening. You had moved to slightly lean against him, one arm wrapping around his while your other hand pulled his into your lap. You could feel his skin heat up under your fingers making you blush slightly.

Now as you talked your faces were closer and neither of you could keep your eyes from flicking down to stare at the others lips. You finally had enough of this. You wanted to kiss him so badly, you wanted to see if there was something there and this was the easliest way to find out. The next time you were both looking at one another you leaned up and pressed a soft kiss on him. As you pulled away and looked back to the tv you  could see his wide smile. He reached out to pull your chin so you were looking at him again.

His face approached your slowly, but the moment your lips met the kiss was intense. All those months of him secretly crushing on you built up was just unleashed as he kissed you with so much passion. You shifted, your hands grabbing to his shirt to pull him forward as you laid against the couch. He followed you willingly, laying on you to kiss you deeper. It didnt take long for you two to begin to pant into the kiss and you couldn’t help yourself but to grab onto his hair and start to slowly roll your hips against him. He groaned instantly, loving the way you moved against him.

His hand found your hip and pushed your shirt up just enough so he could rub his thumb against your waist. His dream of finally being able to feel you coming true. He would never tell you, but he dreamed about these kinds things.

With your shirt now pushed you you moved your hands to pull at his. Getting the hint that you wanted it off he helped your pull it off. You ran your hands down his neck and across his shoulders, rubbing firmly. When you finally hooked your arms around his neck you lifted your hips into him further making him groan again.

'Is this okay?’ He said breathlessly, his lips brushing yours.

All you did was chuckle and sit up making him remove himself from you. You reached the hem of your shirt and pulled it off before moving yourself to straddle his lap, pulling him into you closer. He chuckled agains your lips as the kiss picked back up again. His hands instantly grabbed your behind and started to move you, groaning as you rolled your hips against his already erect member you rolled like that for a minute, the both of you groaning and squeezing at one another to deepen the kiss.

You squealed when he picked you up slightly and laid you on the couch, laughing into a gasp as his lips left yours and began to kiss down your neck. Finding your sweet spot he smiled, now sucking and nipping at the sensitive skin. You moaned breathlessly and wondered to yourself how his lips could feel this good against your skin. You didnt realize your eyes had closed until the opened to see him pulling your shorts down.

You lifted your body so he could easily pull them off and as you opened your legs for him you were half surprised to see him take charge and kiss up the inside of your thigh until his tongue was liking the length of your core. You gasped at the feeling and instantly your back arched. You fought against the feeling to press your thighs together and sensing this Jungkooks hands moved to hold your legs apart. He ate you quickly, his tongue flicking and rolling against you. Every other flick he’d prod your entrance with his tongue letting his teeth add a slight pressure to your clit.

He had you a moaning clenching mess by the time he was to horny to continue. You panted as he sat up to quickly remove his pants and the moment he was leaning back towards you, you grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him into kiss him once again. You could feel him stroking himself, his hand hitting your core when he reached his tip. His fingers than moved to stroke you a few times before the feeling of him lining himself up with you over came your senses.

You broke the kiss to  tilt your head back as he quickly entered you. He took advantage of your exposed neck, kissing roughly into it as his hands now moved to push your legs up. He pumped into you quickly. So quickly that you clenched the nearest thing you could with one hand as the other gripped harshly into his back. Moaning on top of you he gripped harder to your legs and pushed himself up.

Pounding deeper now he let out short sweet grunts, the sound of his skin slapping against yours making your body tingle. The higher the pleasure rose the louder you’d gasp and the louder you gasped the faster Jungkook would go. His skin started to shine with how hard he was going and his bottom lip would catch between his lip as he watched you squirm under him. Your hands found his and he intertwined your fingers.

The moment you moaned his name and told you were going to cum he lent back over to kiss you quickly, wanting nothing more than to swallow the sound of you moaning under him. Your entire body clenched making him moan as that included your core.

'Ah, fuck.’ He breathed, his pumps instantly staggering.

You gripped to him tighter and pushed your chest into his, breaking the kiss as you head tilted back again. You gave a soft squeal as your body released, the feeling of him riding you through your orgasm setting your body on fire. You pulled at his neck, your eyes closing and your lips finding his again to quiet your whimpers. The feeling of him pulling out quickly and cumming against your skin made you moan again.

Without even looking you reached down and took ahold of the blanket and wiped yourself off. The feeling of Jungkook chuckling agains your skin made your eyes open and look at him.

'Poor Hyung.’ He said nodding to the blanked where a glistening streak of cum covered Hoseok’s cheek.

anonymous asked:

okay but now im crying because im imagining that patton is the only one who understands that anxiety is so insecure and so just at like evey possible moment he gives words of encouragement. "and anxiety, you're-" "no whatever you asked me to do i didnt!" "-standing there and sulking in the corner!! good job!"

He wants to make sure Anxiety knows that people care for him, and is just overly optimistic and supportive of everything he does.

“Good job, Sport! You got out ta bed today!”

“Wonderful, that’s your second snack today! That’s more than yesterday!”

“Ah, look at you standing there glaring, I bet you worked hard on that glare!”

“Its okay, if you need to cry, there’s nothing to be ashamed of. You did your best today, and you were wonderful, sometimes things just don’t go to plan.”

anonymous asked:

OMG I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A BAKUSHIMA DATE BLESS ~

Anon! I almost fell back in my chair- Holy Shit!? Am I really one of the few who saw or noticed such a blessing???

Yes! There is a so called “DATE” image and I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO EVERYONE’S ATTENTION BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS!!!!

KIRISHIMA IS HAPPY, SMILING, WATCHING AS BAKUGOU PLAYS AND COMPETES IN EVERY CARNIVAL GAME BECAUSE YOU CAN BET HE IS GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE AT EVERY GAME!

They dating. They boyfriends. 

It’s official.

(click for sloppy source.)

anonymous asked:

Do you know any places online or maybe even chain stores that would sell succulents? My local Home Depot and Lowes sell a few varieties (but they also sell those really lame spray painted ones and the cactus with the flowers glued on :c). I am looking for some less common varieties. My Local garden stores are also sparse in selection

okay so like. tips on growing plonts online:

1. know the scientific name of the plant you want. like, do research until you know the exact species you want that will work, then type it in to ebay; a relyable seller will have the scientific name (and cultivar, if applicable) there as an identification thing. dont go for the random ones that are like “*RARE* SUCCULENT!!!!!” bc theyll send you some random flower or smth. 

2. don’t buy seeds, and if you do, order from reliable sellers. this is an easy way to get scammed. if you DO buy seeds, buy from other growers and sellers; the /r/succulents subreddit is a good place to start. usually, breeders and growers will pollinate their babies and then post like “hey does anyone want some lithops seed!!!”; this way, you know that not only is it the species listed, but also that it’s viable seed. if you want to buy from a retailer, look for sites online that specialize in succulent breeding and selling, and look around for reviews on those sites. 

3. buy from specialists. I’ve never actually bought off amazon, but if you search on there for any plant theres like, 3 kind of shady looking options to choose from. when it comes to ordering plants, specialists are the best people to buy from; they know the species, the shipping needs, and in general actually care about making sure the plont is okay. if not a specialist for the plants your looking for, look for well-known online plant retailers. 

4. if you’re a member of the cactus and succulent society of america: i didnt know this existed until 30 seconds ago but holy hek man i love it. anyway, they have a MASSIVE seed bank for members for a dollar a packet for germination. this is for if you’re like, super into it and the acedemic side, or if you want to start a hardcore collection. 

5. ebay. ebay is cool, but also has a lot of scammers. a good seller will list the species name and cultivar (if applicable), details how the plant will be shipped (bare root or potted), where they are and if they ship internationally, and most likely will be a specialized plant shop with a lot of similarly posted succulents and hybrids. 

useful links:

-wiki of common succulent species (from /r/succulents)

-/r/succulents august 2017 buy and trade thread (they have one every month!!)

-list of some good exclusive succulent sellers

so this got me the idea that nicky would steal neil’s phone and do this, but neil wouldn’t even notice, so one time when he sends this to andrew he’s like…

“okay… good for you?

..and good for me i guess”

Feel Good || Min Yoongi

Summary: After a bad day at work, Yoongi knows just what to do to make it better.

Genre: Smut

A/N: I suck at these but I’m making them anyway

Originally posted by my-eccentric-mind


The frown never left your face all day. You sat on the couch staring at the TV hoping the day would end. It just wasnt a good day at all.

You heard the keys twist through the front door and in came your boyfriend, Yoongi. He took off his jacket throwing it on the couch next to you.

“Hey, babe.” He says leaning down giving you a kiss on the forehead. “Hi.” You mumble. He looked down at your worried.

“You okay? You didnt sound like yourself when I called you earlier today.” He sits next to you, wrapping his arms around you.

“I dont know, it was just very stressful today. To many people compmaining and you know I dont do drama. Plus I had a whole lot of work to do. I woke up late so I was tired. Didn’t go to lunch break due to the amount of work.” You leaned on his shoulder.

“I’m sorry baby.” He kissed you on the cheek and then the lips. “I love you. You know that right?” He lifted your chin.

“Yes you tell me all the time.” You kissed back grin forming on your lips. “Well, a beautiful girl like you doesn’t deserve to be so sad, don’t you think?” He asks, his kisses going down from your jaw to your neck.

You closed your eyes, grabbing his hair. “W-What are you doing, Yoongi?” You ask innocently. “Making your day better.” He says between kisses and starts sucking on your sweet spot that he found so easily.

“Yoongi…” you moaned and he settled you down so that he was on top. Your knee brushed on his bulge earning a groan from him. He started to grind on you in a slow pace.

He began unbottoning your shirt and you removed his. He then threw your shirt some place in the room and got up, pulling you up with him. He hinted that he wanted to go upstairs so you wrapped your arms around his neck and jumped up wrapping your legs around him. The two of you were still making out as he hurried up the stairs carrying you.

The bedroom door was cracked so he lightly kicked it open with his foot and set you down on the bed. He sucked on your neck and you already knew a hickey would be visible there by morning. His kisses went lower and lower then stopped at your bra. He lifted you up taking off the bra and tossing it to the side.

He sucked on your hard nipple earning small gasps to escape your mouth. He trailed butterfly kisses all the way down to your pants. “You want these off?” he looked up at you. “Please.” you pleaded making him smirk at how needy you were. He unbuttoned your pants and got up to pull them off, your panties coming along with them, jerking your body forwards.

You legs were closed slightly but he spread them back apart and but them both over his shoulder. His breathe hovered over your area lightly kissing your inner thighs. You tightened your legs around him so he could move closer. He sucked on your thighs making you moans louder. He loved your moans so much, he’d do anything just to hear you scream his name.

He finally inserted his tongue deep inside you, your hands finding it way towards his hair. His tongue circled inside you, the taste of your juices in his mouth pleasing to him. You bit your lip smirking at what he was doing to you. His tongue accelerated in a faster speed, his fingers digging into your thighs.

“Yes, Yoongi.” you gripped his hair only making him go insanely faster. He chuckled as he did so, the vibrations of his mouth making you close to you high. “I’m co-”

Before you could say what you had to say, he pulled away, pulling your legs off his shoulder. “You taste amazing.” he licks his lips and leans down, kissing you again. “I’m about to make you feel so good, Y/N.” he whispers in your ear before positioning himself front of you, pumping his already swollen cock in front of you.

He brought up both of his hands beside your head, and you spread your legs more. He slowly went inside you, a soft moan coming from the both of you. “You’re fucking beautiful, did you know that?” he hissed when he went deeper in you. “Mm, fuck.” you whispered, driving him crazy. It started off slow, hearing your soft moans, his low groans, and the soft skin smacking against each other at a easy going pace.

You took a hold of one of his wrists that was on the side of your head, gripping it. You loved how he started off slow, knowing it wouldn’t stay that way the whole round. He started to pound into you harder, still going the same pace. You hummed in pleasure, your eyes closed shut.

He wanted to hear more though. You were too quiet for him, so he picked up the pace. You breath hitched, surprised by the sudden change. Your body jolted forward at each thrust he made. You gripped his wrist even harder, for it began to turn red. Your moans got louder, and it was music to his ears, but he wanted more.

He buried his head in the nape of your neck thrusting harder and faster. He cursed in your ear, just his voice could set you off. He began sucking on your neck and that right there was the end of you. “Yoongi fuck!” you yelped, your chest rising up and dropping down rapidly. You wrapped your arms around him tightly, scratching his back. He hissed in response, but he liked the feeling of your nails digging into his skin. He loved it.

You cried out in pleasure, his back turning red by the amount of scratches you made to it. “Dammit, Y/N” he was close to his high. “I’m coming, Yoongi!” your walls tightened around him. You couldn’t wait any longer and released all over him. He slipped out of you and his came all over you. Your stomach you covered in his cum, and he loved the view. You looked to the ceiling trying to catch your breath. He laid beside you, breathing hard. You turned towards him, smiling.

“Thanks, babe.” you scooted closer to kiss him. “We need to take a shower.” he says making you raise an eyebrow. “We?” you pulled away from the kiss.

“Yes, we. I’m not done with you yet.” He gets up hinting you to follow him, which you gladly did.

shadowedsoulforever  asked:

prompt: Tony talking on the phone and being flirty/sassy as always. A pair of pining Supersoldiers hear the phone call and become jealous and sulky thinking Tony's dating someone. So, they decide to continue to pine from afar. However, when it comes to light that the person on the other end of the phone call was Pepper, Bucky and Steve have had enough and decide to bite the bullet and finally confess. Tony, who has been pining for them as well, accepts! Also, bonus smutty ending?

I think this turned out a little different than you wanted, and I switched Pepper to Rhody because I thought it worked better.  Hope you like it!

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“I cant do it.” Steve finally shut his book and tossed it onto the couch, dragging his fingers through his hair. “I cant listen to Tony have one more smarmy, kissy phone call with who ever he is dating. I cant.”

“Tell me about it.” Bucky was face down on the floor, groaning miserably. “I mean, does he have to be so cute with them? Around us?”

“Well its not his fault he doesnt know that we want him.” Steve pointed out. “Its not like he’s purposefully rubbing it in our face. Right? I mean, even if Tony knew how we felt he wouldnt… he wouldnt actually do that on purpose, would he?”

“I dont know. Maybe he’s really that cruel.”

“I refuse to believe that.” Steve said, sounding upset and Bucky shrugged against the floor.

“Hey. We love him in spite of his pettiness, right? If this is what he’ s doing to us then…”

“Oh my gosh, you’re so funny. I cant believe you just said that!” Tony suddenly was back in the room, phone cradled between his ear and his shoulder, eating ice cream and giggling himself half to death over whatever the person on the other line was saying. “Have you been drinking? I love when you’re drunk, jesus christ. You coming home soon? I miss you!”

“Its like the end of the world.” Bucky grabbed a pillow from the couch and slammed it over his ears. “Tell him to shut up.”

“Theres no way in hell Im telling him to–”

“Guys!” Tony snapped and frowned at them. “Im talking. Go complain somewhere else!”

“Thats it.” Bucky jumped to his feet and snatched the phone right out of Tonys hands. “Tony’s gonna have to call you back.” He said to the person on the other end, and hung up before dragging Tony back to the couch to sit between them.

“Tony.” Steve sighed. “Look, sorry about Bucky, first of all. But seriously. Are you doing this on purpose?”

“Doing what? I was on the phone!!”

“Are you purposefully talking to whoever that is in front of us? Because its killing us and–”

“Wait, why would it be killing you?” Tony asked curiously and Bucky groaned.

“Tony. You have to know that we are crazy about you. I mean, neither one of us are very subtle. But then you spend half the day making kissy faces and giggling into the phone and seriously Tony Im gonna lose my goddamn mind.”

“You guys like me.” Tony stated, and his eyes were sparkling. “You like me, and you think Ive been on the phone with someone I like?”

“Well who else do you talk to like that?”

“Um. Its Rhodey.” Tony looked like he was trying not to scream with laughter. “He’s on vacation in the carribean with his family, and has been drunk for days and we have been talking to each other for hours everyday.”

“You call Rhodey honeybear?” Steve said suspiciously and then his face cleared. “Oh my god, you definitely call Rhodey honeybear.”

“Yeah. Since MIT.” Tony still was trying not to laugh. “Um, so you guys have been all bent out of shape because my drunk ass friend has me on speakerphone while he’s picking up chicks and I cant stop laughing about it. So you know.. you two need to chill.”

“God damn it.” Bucky muttered. “Well that was about the least smooth way Ive ever told a fella I was interested in him.”

“It really was.” Tony was biting his lip now, his cheeks bright red. “But you know, Im flattered. Cuz I like you guys too. Both of you. Lots.”

“Yeah?” Steve looked hopeful. “So we didnt ruin this by being ridiculous?”

“No.” Tony shook his head quickly. “Even though, I mean I dont know, you might have to let me top a few times to make up for it.”

Bucky and Steve exchanged a look.

“I am surprisingly okay with that.” Bucky said slowly. “But not this time.”

“This time?” Tony raised an eyebrow, then shrieked when Steve snatched him and tossed him over his shoulder.

“Yeah, we’re gonna wreck you this time, Tony.”

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Anonymous said: can you do an imagine for Kian, where you’re someone who doesn’t know how to swim but the guys (Dom, Bobby, Harrison, Corey) pressure and push you into the pool BC they didn’t know and Kian walks out and sees you struggling to stay afloat, and gets angry at everyone after helping you—— but you don’t think it’s that bit of a deal and he gets even more pissed at you, like super over protective Kian reveals his fear of losing you, pleaseeee- maybe end in a fluffy make out session

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Okay so like Im still dying. But I have people asking me about this concert. 

Where do I even start? This is about to be a mess. 

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He snags lifeguard duty for that whole first week.

“Are you even certified?” Hermione demands when she sees him sitting in the second deck chair. She’s wearing a bright red one-piece and a pair of white denim cut-offs, a gleaming silver whistle around her neck and a hilariously oversized first-aid kit in her arms.  

“Like, for lifeguarding?” Cormac asks.

“Like, for anything,” she retorts, producing a tube of SPF 150 from an interior pocket in her bag. He tells himself he’s not going to watch her put it on, but that’s probably a lie.  

“Dunno,” he says innocently, spreading his legs and slouching farther down in his seat, “why don’t you test me?”

“Test you on what? Keg stands?”

“Babe, you don’t have to get me drunk to—”

“Do not finish that sentence,” she interjects, reaching up to tie her hair into a surprisingly messy bun.

Cormac winks. “Not in front of the kids, I get it.”

She sighs. “I really don’t think you do.”

“Anyway,” he goes on, undeterred, “of course I’m certified for—stuff. Like CPR. I’m certified for that.”

She turns—very, very slowly—to look at him. “CPR,” she repeats, something like disbelief coloring her voice. “Is that what you wanted me to test you on?”

He smirks. “You know it.”

Hermione clenches and unclenches her jaw, a dollop of sunscreen streaking the length of her right arm, and he can’t help but notice that her skin is already a deep, dark bronze in the late morning light. Smooth. Silky.  

“Look,” she snaps, “I don't—I’m not here to hook up, okay?”

Cormac considers that for a second. “So, like…you want me to take you to dinner first?”

Her eyes narrow. “I want you to leave me alone.”

“Oh,” he says, kind of nonplussed. “Okay. But—just to be, like, clear or whatever—you’re not playing hard to get?”


In hindsight, he doesn’t know why he’s so shocked when she pushes him into the lake.


anonymous asked:

so Aaron, what do you make of this registration? Obviously he's not going on tour right away haha but it does help the rumours he is about to drop an album... I really think it would be a terrible business decision to drop his album before Dunkirk premiers. It would undermine him, and it would look like he didnt take that role that seriously, which is far from what I think he wants... it would truly make him look bad, and that be awful. I just dont know what is happening.

In theory, I don’t agree that it will make him look bad if he releases music before Dunkirk, I just think he has to be careful not to release it too close to Dunkirk.

Okay, so this is what a classic album campaign looks like (usually over the space of a year):

Month 1: Album announcement and single 1 audio

Month 2: Moderate press, moderate promo and much hype; single 1 video

Month 3: High press, high promo and very much hype

Late Month 3: Album release

Month 4: Single 2 and PRESS! AND! PROMO! TO! THE! MAX!

Also Month 4: Tour announcement. 

Month 5: Press, promo, hype.

Month 6: (small voice) press, promo, hype.

Month 7: Tour kick off and single 3

Month 8: Tour

Month 9: Tour

Month 10: Toooour but also single 4 and a bit of promo

Month 11: Tour

Month 12: I mean, you can keep touring if people are still coming, why not?

Month 13: Single 5, if you reckon anyone will buy it.

So the question is, if Harry is launching the campaign in April, where will Dunkirk land? It comes out in July which is month 4 and as you can see from my ultra scientific chart, that’s ‘PRESS! AND! PROMO! TO! THE! MAX!’ for the album.

Releasing the album a month before the film and whilst you should be promoting the movie is a bad shout. So my view on it is that if he’s going to release music, he needs to do it either now (February) or in August when the movie promo is over. If he announced the album now and put out the lead single, come July, he’d be in month 6 of the campaign which is “(small voice) press, promo, hype” and arguably his quietest month album-wise.

But that’s just my two cents, and plus, in the age of Beyoncé-ing an album, who knows what the campaign will look like?

The bottom line is: whatever he’s doing, he needs to start speaking about it. The mystery man act isn’t doing him any favours.