i didnt have much to say :

IM FUCKING PISSED

SO I WAS AT WALMART AND A DIDNT WASH THE NAME MATT OFF the HA!D D I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL AND MY STEPDAD SAID “U HAVE A BOYFRIEND NAMED MATT OOOOOOOOH IMMGONNA FIND WHO HE IS AND YOUR BOTH GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER” FUCKING-

I HAVE TOLD THEM FUCKING REPEATEDLY THAT IM LESBIAN AND IM NOT ATTRACTED TO MALES AS A GFAND BF THING AND IM NOT INTO THEM FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE AND THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT I DONT KNOW THAT AND IM CONFUSED BUT NO I FUCKING AINT BITCH STEPDAD. I AM NOT FUCKING CONFUSED ABOUT MY ORIENTATION AND WHAT GENDER I LIKE.

I WAS FUCKING ROLEPLAYING WITH MY FRIEND GENNA AS MATT FROM EDDSWORLD AND SHE WAS TORD AND YHATS WHY IM WEARING A PURPLE SHIRT

I WROTE MATT ON MY FINGERS SO I DIDNT FORGET HISNAME AGAIN GOD DAMN IT

I JUST WANNA FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE IRL THAT IS IN MY CLASS OR SOMETHING.

What you want.

Alright, so I was gone for practically the whole day because I really hit a bad place mentally. I’ve been in PMs here and there but my overall activity was low.


I want to know what you guys want. I’d like to do something with Hoxmarch’s mother, or maybe another event that makes some more sense. But I dont want to do these things and have you guys find me annoying. I feel like I really am and it bothers me so much because then I’m not motivated anymore. I’ve gotten some comments recently from people who aren’t on anon and I didnt respond because I dont know what to say, but basically insinuating that I’m really fucking annoying and that hurts because its people I’ve interacted with.


So just tell me what you want so I can stop feeling like a sack of shit and dont waste my time doing stuff that no one wants. Everyone’s happy.

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

  • when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner
  • when her bf broke up with her they were supportive
  • when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.
  • her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study
  • when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 4

It’s amazing to see how much we can create together, my amigos. Here’s part 4.

  1. “Look, I might be evil but even I have standards.”
  2. “Do your parents know you’re dating Death?” “No, I promised we wouldn’t get back together after he broke up with me the first time.”
  3. “Wait why am I naked and covered in cheese?”
  4. “Good god, that cake is fuckin stale and dry mate!!” “Just like how you are recently? Gee, thanks.”
  5. "There is always time for a high-five.”
  6. “Karen, what would ever posses you to find me here.”
  7. “Oh my god, put that man down! Come on, let’s go get you some REAL food.”
  8. “A demonic sugar glider?”
  9. “People always say they never thought they would be here but I absolutely did.”
  10. “And I thought I was a bit weird. But you! You are insane!”
  11. “So your hair knows kung-fu? Ha, that’s nothing! MY hair knows HAIR-ATE!” (You know, as in karate) (This used to be an insider between me and a friend…)
  12. “One day, darling, you and I are going to conquer the Universe not just our world.”
  13. “Did you seriously think they wouldn’t notice when their humans went missing?!”
  14. “Well, maybe next time you should consider that not everyone wants to be woken up at four in the morning by a- what IS that, anyway?!”
  15. “Now, how exactly did your foot get stuck in the barrel?”
  16. “I hope you realize what you’re doing. This forest never ends, you know that, right?”
  17. “You can’t just kill someone and then make it all better by saying sorry!”
  18. “Why the fuck is my cat levitating?!” “He said he wanted to feel what flying was”
  19. “You’re trying to tell me you killed three men…with a microphone?”
  20. “Hang on, are you a John Wick fan?”
  21. “IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!” “And?” “ I have a strict no murder rule until eight. Call me then.”
  22. “I did realize you were going to be naked the whole time”
  23. “Ok, I understand you like animals, but you can’t just bring a tiger into the apparent without asking!”
  24. “I…I didn’t want you to find out like this. I’m so sorry.”
  25. “OH MY GOD CATHERINE! I JUST SAW A NARWHAL! I’M TELLING YOU, I SAW A FREAKIN’ WHALE UNICORN!”
  26. “I gotta go, I left my toaster in the oven!
  27. "Why is there a gaggle of fancy buisness men on my front lawn?”
  28. “Can you please stop referring to me as ____! That’s not my name!” “Then what is?” “I don’t know!”
  29. *Sarcastic* “Yeah, sure. I won’t at all mind being your footslave.” “Oh, goody! I knew you’d agree!” “Wait, what?”
  30. “When are you going to give up on this whole ‘evil’ thing?” “When it stops being so much fun!”
  31. “You didnt say to KILL the man!” “WELL I DIDNT SAY NOT TOO”
  32. “Mum, Dad… I’m gay.” “That’s nice, honey, but now is not the right time!”
  33. “Take a look at your soul and consider your life choices! Oh wait, that’s right! You don’t fucking have a soul!” “Oh, god, just go drown in a bathtub of syrup why don’t ya?”
  34. “I kindly ask you to please quit making your heart stop. It’s creeping me out!” “So… Y-You were sleeping in a coffin” “Yeah I’m used to it” “Are you a vampire or what?! How can someone get used to sleep in a coffin?” “No I’m used to sleep I never said that I’m used to sleep in a freaking coffin!”
  35. “Darling I love you, more than I can ever express in words…. But please stop teaching chickens necromancy.”
  36. “I wanted to know why you stole souls, not your melodramatic backstory…”
  37. “I really wish that old white man would stop rubbing his nipples at me”
  38. “You know it is written: Do not summon Satan, right ?”
  39. “Look around, what is this?” “My room?” “No, this is pathetic.”
  40. “I’ve been a professor for 20 years, and yet still my greatest secret hasn’t been revealed–I can’t read.”
  41. “Our souls don’t belong in these 'human’ bodies, every one of us is implanted here from another galaxy, and this has been the case for a thousand years. No one knows what 'actual humans’ are like without us inhabiting them.”
  42. “Did you just create a portal in time and space to pull another version of yourself into this world so I have to deal with another annoying idiot?” “No but thanks for the idea.”
  43. “You’re bleeding?!” “Nah, I’m frolicing in a field of flowers - yes I’m bleeding!”
  44. “Let me get this straight. I tell you that I make a decent omelette and you somehow equate that to qualification for piloting a spaceship?”
  45. “It’s the weekend! Let’s hit the town! See a concert, redo our wardrobes, get high, start a crime ring, I don’t know.”
  46. “Keep running, you’ve only got 4HP!”
  47. “This is clearly your first time. Stop screaming already, you’ll wake the neighbors!”
  48. “Has anyone seen the outdoors?” “What the fuck is an outdoors?”
  49. “Why do I feel like this again, I thought we were done with this?”
  50. “Look, as much as I like to hang out with you, I’ve gotta go and save the earth. Toodles!”
  51. “Have you seen?… oh shit”
  52. “Two questions: one, how many matches do you have, and two, where do you keep your socks?”
  53. “Because fuck surveys, that’s why!”
  54. “Stop yelling out the window or the koalas will rip your face off!”
  55. “I guess when I heard 'Night of Debauchery’… I didn’t picture muffins on your pajamas.”
  56. “Honey, you can’t keep throwing people to the pit of pain and despair just because they don’t like choc mint ice cream.”
  57. “Oh, no honey, put that back…”
  58. “It’s going to be too late, you know. It’s always too late.”
  59. “Hey, so, uh… I’m in trouble…” “What did you do this time?” “I got stranded in Wales….. again…”
  60. “OK, but… how do we get the dog out of a hole in space in time exactly?”
  61. “Aren’t people supposed to grow instead of shrink ?”
  62. “Wait. You’re aroused?” “Why would that surprise you?” “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  63. "I pay your taxes”
  64. “No, ____. We did not raise our hamster like this.”
  65. “You can’t run from your own shadow(s), what makes you think you can run from theirs?”
  66. “You adopted… a dog?” “Mate, that’s not a dog.”
  67. “And at this moment, he decided to punch himself in the face.” “Narrator, listen, I know you’ve been with me my whole life, but you’re a huge jerk.”
  68. “Why didn’t you tell me it was a portal BEFORE we ended up here?”
  69. “Is that…the Mona Lisa.” “…Yes…” “What did I say to you about stealing priceless artifacts!?” “…That I had to take you with me next time.” “Exactly!”
  70. “Yes, I agree, magic is pretty cool. But did you really have to use it for THIS?”
  71. “Despite the fact that was epic, you’re still suspended”
  72. “Chill, dad it’s not what you think it is!” “Well it looks like you’re making out with the demon your grandma banished to cellar…WHY IS HE IN YOUR ROOM?”
  73. “If you truly love me you’ll let me-OH FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?”
  74. “Spoon”
  75. “What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a Million worlds.The ___ and the ___ have all but exhausted the the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides, now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is…“
  76. ”… I’m going back to bed. You brought it here, you can deal with the mammoth yourself.“
  77. "Is the food supposed to be moving?”
  78. “You mean to tell me that in the two minutes I was gone,  you bombed a minor country,  got married to a stripper,  and assassinated a world leader?!”
  79. “Is that a unicorn???? EATING MY BEEF JERKY?!”
  80. “Do I get to dream about you again tonight?”
  81. “Well now I have to change clothes AGAIN!”
  82. “All of this was because of a… OF A PLUSHIE?!” “Well…Yeah?” “Great, how are we going to get out of jail now?!”
  83. “So…you gonna tell me why my brother is upside down and why you’re wearing my purple thong?”
  84. “Did you really have to burn down another Cracker Barrel?”
  85. “Sir, that’s impossible, you can’t do that.” “IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!?!”
  86. “We need to invade Portugal.” “…Sure, why not?”
  87. “Did you divide by zero?! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL”
  88. “Stand down, Milady, this is a matter between gentlemen with mustaches.”
  89. “Next time you get arrested I am NOT paying your bail” “That’s a lie and you know it.” “….”
  90. “I thought you were dead.” “So did I”
  91. “John dont flush the dog down the toilet”
  92. “What did I say again about resurrecting dictators??”
  93. “Cucumbers are NOT pets… what do you mean, you ate him??”
  94. “Are you and God seriously fighting right now? And what happened to Satan?”
  95. “Are ferrets supposed to be blue??”
  96. “I’m the protagonist? Well I guess that explains why I look like about a thousand other people.”
  97. “Why do I do this to myself?”
  98. “Stop eating your tortilla chips with ketchup. It’s unattractive.”
  99. “How do you eat an entire cheese wheel in one sitting?”
  100. “Why are God and Satan moving in with us?”

Let’s make one more ‘100 Dialogue Prompts’ list together. Leave a comment with your prompt below. Don’t forget the double quotes “”. And as always, only one prompt per amigo! Also, here is your random Dutch word of the day: pindakaas

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #46
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Is Nalu canon?

As crunchyroll finally released the last chapter I decided writing my opinion on it. I will make side comments but the main subject will be Nalu since many of you asked me if I think it is canon or not.


First of all we will be starting with the cover page, in which Mashima left some hidden clues.

where have we seen this before? That`s right. 

Natsu`s shirt, which is more manly is more in his style with one long sleeve and a shor one is matching to Lucy`s old outfit from x792. Mashima always made them matchy clothes, didnt matter it was a bracelet, the colors, or a whole outfit.

Moving on… we didn`t have much interaction between NaLu at Lucy`s party

Even so, Mashima brought us a little nostalgia on the good times when Lucy was always screaming at Natsu and he wasn’t bothered by it, morover acting like a child. They are supposed to be 28-29 here right? (excepting the time skip) They remained the same kids they were once.


I have to say that i am really proud of Lucy. She`s such a kind girl, she didn’t care if her novel made her rich or not, but she fullfilled one of her dreams. Isn’t that amazing? I am really proud of my baby ♥

Also I have to say I am happy Anna remained in her timeline. She already lost her parents and she finally has a relative.



There we have a little teasing from Gajeel and also from Mashima himself. 

Anna was the one who sent Natsu n this timeline, Anna made his scarf. He knew her since he was a little boy, he gave him the chill and he is admitting THIS is why he is always so relaxed being around Lucy. She has always been there for him, taking care of him and covering things for him. She was a good friend to him, his best friend and she grew in more.

Gajeel is teasing Natsu in here saying “ you liked her”

What could have Natsu say? “No? I disliked her?” No. Also Gajeel is shocked about his answer. He answered so relaxed and can you see that blushing Lucy? That`s right, she is blushing because Natsu somehow said he likes her. If he likes Anna, Lucy is alike to Anna, he likes Lucy too. so regarding the fact both Lucy and Anna have a similar smell, he is always so relaxed around Lucy, isn’t it the fact that your home has a certain smell, gives you a certain comfort? This is what Lucy is for him. His home. 

In this panel, Lucy is admitting herself she is jealous over Gajevy. Why is she jealous? Because Gajevy managed growing into a mature relationship, Gajeel became a man, while Natsu is still an immature little brat, but he is her brat. We will never see Natsu saying things like Gajeel “ The woman i fell for” “ I wished walking side by side with you” or something like this. No, Natsu has his own way to express his feelings. Let`s remember some of his lines “ I am going to save Lucy” “ Lay one finger on Lucy and I turn you to ashes”  “ Even if it’s just her head, Lucy is still Lucy “ “ From today on, you are mine” “Long time no see, Lucy” and so many others. There are different ways of saying “I love you” Its in your gestures and let’s remember how Natsu was affected by Future Lucy’s death and when they fought with August how he climbed over her to protect her. He is never going to let her die again.

Also Lucy is blushing so hard and is emarassed by the things Gajeel and Levy had done. She is not mature herself to do things a couple should be doing. She is still embarassed about this even if she is 19(or 28)


See? She had the same reaction as Wendy. A reaction a child would have when hearing things.


This doesnt have any link to Nalu but im posting it for gruvians and my gruvia heart


Finally you`ve got a hang of it Gray-sama. @giushia

Going back.

Mashima is giving a tease again. “ the pair im most” the pair. So there are pairings.


Even if they fought Zeref and he put them trough hell, look at her face. She knows that Zeref and Mavis had found their peace they are back being someone else. Her look is saying “ sadness but still happiness” Could this be the love she`s also dreaming of? Even if they had a tragic destiny, they found their way back to each other. 


she, herself is happy for everyone. Every single mage is happy including herself.

Now, let`s start with the Nalu Pages 

there you go, Mashima putting another old scene. “ This is my room” But remember the first time Natsu was in her room? She kicked him out. 


While now she made this cute face, she didnt kick them out and isn’t bothered by it anymore. Yet she still has to say something about it. A girl has to keep her dignity.

The love is in the gestures you do. How I said up. Natsu carried her home, took care of her. Its a little gesture, but what could had happen if he wasn’t there to carry her home while she passed out?

He took her home, he took care of her. He watched over her.


Now, that`s Lucy` way of complaining she will never walk down the aisle, she will never be a bride.

Yet, Natsu finds a way, an open door


“ You can walk out” You can walk out with HIM and join him in his job, like she has always done. Look at her face.He just gave her hope. 

THIS IS NATSU`S WAY OF SAYING “ I wanted to  walk side by side with you”. “ You can walk and take a job with us

Furthermore, she is remembering all the memories the two of them had together. She bursts in tears. 

And hugs him

She hugs him. He is the person who gave her everything. Without Natsu, Lucy would have still been the Heartfilia Princess. she should have married someone she didnt like, she wouldnt have achieved one of her dreams and she wouldnt have been in Fairy Tail. 

She is greatful for having him, for giving her everything she wished for and even if she was rich, he gave her what her parents and their money couldnt afford. Friends and family. Fairy Tail was her family, they had always protected her, they had always been there for her.


Yet, Natsu doesn’t know what to do. He doesnt  want to see her crying even if they are tears of joy. He just want to see her happy.


In these panels, I dont know if i can agree with the others or not, that a panel is missing. Seems it is missing something but at the same time not. Did he kiss her? Why is she so shocked? Or..he didnt kiss her, yet she said “ wait” if hereally didnt kiss her, then her “wait” was “ wait, I am not ready”.


But what are the things you did, Natsu? I dont think in this panel, Lucy is talking about her memories, but something he did.now.  He answers “ what does it matter?” I saw lots of movies and series where the boy, after he kissed the girl and she said something similar to what Lucy said he answered “ why does it matter”. So he really might have kissed her and let`s remember Mashima doesnt know how to draw proper kisses. So a panel could be missing up there because Mashima didnt want to ruin that haha 


They will always be togehter. They are going to a 100 years quest which is a lifetime. Natsu and Lucy will be together forever. Always and forever


My conclusion is that, in a subtle way than Gajevy`s or Gruvia, Nalu is canon and we can finally celebrate.

i’m at that point where i try to study but i physically can’t bring myself to so i get really stressed and i dont know if i care too much or i dont care at all but it makes me overwhelmed and all i want to do is sleep

Context is I needed a wand of cure wounds but all they had was moderate and it was 3,000 gold and I only had 970 and the other big problem was the storekeep didnt know how many charges were on it so im figured I’d gamble with him

Me: “so lets make a gamble, I don’t know how much is left on the want, and you don’t know how much money I have, but I will give you all the money I have if you say deal”

My DM: “I mean I guess roll, but I warn you this probabaly won’t work”

*hears my dm roll a contest with his dice*

Shopkeep, slamming the table: “DEAL, MY WIFE SAYS I CANT GO GAMBLING ANYMORE AND YOU GAVE ME THE FIX I NEEDED KID”

Needless to say my DM rolled a natural 1

anonymous asked:

do you know any good altean!lance and galra!keith fics??

ohhhkayyy, god damn, like tumblr crashed on me as I was like 3 fics away from finishing this so I had to like start all over, like rip me.

and, I don’t have many altean lance fics so most of this is galra Keith and pretty much all angsty. I tried to find some less angsty ones, I don’t know how well I succeeded xD.

Note: I’ll be starting weekly fic recs in April. just and fyi~


Warmth by Rahar_Moonfire

Summary: Lance is Allura’s younger brother. During the mission to retrieve the Red Lion from Galra hands, he gets captured. His guard is a curious Galra halfbreed named Keith who may just be his ticket to freedom. He’s a bit small for an alpha, but Lance is sure he can handle it. A little flirting never hurt anyone after all. The fact Keith is good looking for a Galra and those ears wiggle (so cute!) doesn’t influence this decision. Nope. Not one bit.
Series: 4 Works
            Work 1 WC: 61497 (19/19)
            Work 2 WC: 111883 (32/32)
            Work 3 WC: 133875 (42/42)
            Work 4 WC: 71480 (21/?)
Notes: THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY FIC I HAVE WITH ALTEAN!LANCE AND GALRA!KEITH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. gahgldfkjhsa;d, ok so this is just an amazing series, some nsfw tossed in btw, youve been wared. but over all, i just love this series so much and i need to like catch really bad… i didnt know work3 or 4 even existed… >.< 11/10

Echoes of the Past by Gigapoodle

Summary: It was his fault. He shouldn’t have retreated – he should have ran after them, Galra forces be damned, and ripped the red paladin right out of his weaponized hands, shooting the commander dead on the spot.But he hadn’t. Lance stood there, frozen with adrenaline and fear, before backing out with tears in his eyes, justifying it to himself by saying, ‘he won’t get far, we can easily get him back once I have Voltron with me.’He’d forgotten they didn’t have Voltron. He’d forgotten that without Keith, Voltron was nothing.Keith is Galra. Keith is gone. Keith is Galra. Keith is gone.
WC: 28197
Notes: -hands over some tissues- here you will need these. 100/10

I Was Born A Lion by spectralPhobia

Summary: After Keith discovers he is part Galra and Red lion rejects him, there’s only one way he can make himself useful: to join Galra and try to wreck them from the inside, while figuring out a relationship with a guy who turns out to be his biological father.
A comic about one stubborn man’s self-discovery, the challenges of spying, everyone in team Voltron being BAMF, and the universe that needs saving, as usual.
WC: comic, so no words counted by AO3 (11/?)
Notes: Galra Keith because Thace is some kinda of scientist? Uhm yes please. 10/10

your claws in me by burlesquecomposer

Summary: “Oh trust me. When I’m done with you, I won’t be able to stop laughing,” Lance says lowly, and his lips curl farther, and there’s something wild in his stare, and it hits Keith suddenly.This isn’t Lance.
Lance falls under the control of Zarkon’s Druids, and although his friends manage to get him back, nothing is quite the same. Maybe the Galra succeeded after all. Maybe the Galra merely wanted to tear Team Voltron apart from the inside.
WC: 49072 (12/12)
Notes: Rip Lance tbh, this is like really angsty and my heart breaks for Lance. but yes, galra keith is there to save the day~ 10/10

This House Unfinished by boyghosts

Summary: “Concept,” Lance said, his voice heavy and gutted with the ache of it; he caught Keith’s gaze and smiled wide, for show. “The war’s over. We’re back home. All the things we love in one place.”Lance keeps losing the things he’s built. Then there’s Keith.
WC: 30776
Notes: -cackles- have some tissues my friend 100/10

Dancing Lion, Painted Wings by genericfanatic

Summary: Years after peace has been made between the Galran and Altean kingdoms, The witch Haggar comes for vengeance. The young symbol of peace, the half-galran, half-altean Prince Kalor is lost. His aunt, Princess Allura, and his bodyguard, Shiro, are heartbroken.10 years later, an orphan named Keith sets out on his own, trying to find the key to his past. All he has to help him is a small figurine with a cryptic message, a friendly engineer, a technician and her friendly robot, and a cocky con man with a mysterious, yet familiar past.
WC: 35154 (14/14)
Notes: the anastasia au everyone talks about. and like galtean keith gives me life, but conman Lance gives me more. 10/10

It Takes a Village by Zemmiphobia

Summary: One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
WC: 18010 (6/6)
Notes: Smol Keith is like my fav, hes so cute in this. and Ulaz being a dad just heals my heart, like bless. 11/10

Ashes, Ashes by vagrantBreath

Summary: Everyone knew their kitten was destined for something greater.No one guessed it was Voltron.
WC: 26639 (20/20)
Notes: Keith raised by the BoM technically makes him Galra right? xD Hahah no, he does have ties, but yeah i love this, hes a sheltered little shit and its great. 9/10

Purple Marks and Bleeding Heart by TeaParade

Summary: Mark #223-code-violet, Lance’s newest job, is not what the sniper signed up for when he joined team Voltron, a specialist group designed to take out the universe’s worst of the worst. This mark shouldn’t be any different from the other Galra, but he is. And Lance is having a very hard time.
WC: 52377 (12/?)
Notes: Sniper Lance and Galra Keith. literally one of my fav pairings. like straight up (tho nothing about this is straight in any sense really) 11/10

To See Blue Skies by BoyBitingDemon

Summary: He scoffed as he watched the fight below, the crowds going wild at the two fighters in the arena. They had such poor taste for entertainment these days.He heard a small sound of amusement from the one sitting next to his standing form, ever vigilant.“As if you were any better your first time in the arena.” They murmured under their breath, a small smile sneaking onto their face, pupiless gold eyes focused on the fight below, but their attention solely on the person standing guard next to him.“I must have have been somewhat impressive to catch the eyes of a certain prince now wasn’t I?"The prince snuck a glance towards the taller, whose face was hidden behind the helmet they wore."You caught a lot more than just my eye that’s for sure.”
WC: 5947 (4/?)
Notes: i,, just love this fic? Like Galra Prince Keith and Champion Lance, you can’t really get much better than this. 10/10

If Only I Could Cry TheSlytherinMudblood

Summary: Galra biology differs from human biology in many ways. For example, Galra are purple. They have yellow eyes. The mammalian ones are able to purr.They also lack tear ducts.
WC: 586
Notes: this is short and sweet (read angsty sorry not sorry) 8/10

The Master of Disguise by NireYllek

Summary: “Wait, what that doesn’t make any sense.” Hunk protested.Pidge shook her head with a tsk. “It does if one of us is disguised as Allura.”Pidge flashed a smirk in Lance’s direction. “I’m sorry, why are you looking at me?” Lance protested. Something in Keith’s brain clicked, he looked at Lance and then at the Princess.Put a little make up on him, a wig, and a dress and he could- OH my god.
WC: 33596 (6/6)
Notes: Tbh, this made me giggle so much. Lance dressed as Allura and Keith and his gay awakening™ just give me life ok. 10/10

im watching As Above, So Below, and i want everyone to know that the “protagonist” is the least likable person in the world.

she left her translator in a literal turkish prison before fleeing the country, then located him in Paris where he was doing secret community service in the form of fixing broken bell towers, then she brought him to a museum where she defaced a gravestone that she took off the wall right in front of him despite his objections, then she took him along with her to the mouth of a giant cave (even though he has an aversion to caves since his little brother drowned in one when they were young) and she kept telling the crew escorting her down there that he was coming even though he kept saying “no, im not coming, no I’m really not coming, no I’m not going down there”, and then she pretty much FORCED him down into the cave and she’s playing it off with a

“im really glad you’re here ;) im really glad you came with us ;) it wouldnt have been the same without you ;)))”

and it’s only like 30 minutes into the movie. i fuckin hate her.

im just glad that the writers didnt make translator friend, like, happy about it inexplicably. he’s clearly still fuckin pissed.

anonymous asked:

random question but why do a lot of people claim twenty one pilots are homophobic?

on the day the scotus ruled that same sex marriage was now legal in the us, lots of celebrities tweeted “#lovewins” or something short of the sort. neither tyler nor josh were active on twitter that day, which i think is kinda par for the course for them since they dont usually post a lot. so people started to get curious and pester them when no hashtag or whatever was posted. they got lots of hounding for their silence

and then tyler posted this:

and people freaked out because they interpreted it as homophobic, bc he talked abt “not being strong enough” to “carry weight” - they interpreted it as him not caring at all abt lgbt rights. but i think its clear here that tyler is not intending to be homophobic. he is condemning the fact that celebrities are emptily tweeting “#lovewins” and nothing else - its like “here lemme tweet this hashtag real quick to virtue signal on social media while not actually doing anything to support lgbt ppl.” thats what tyler doesnt approve of. also, hes clearly supportive of the scotus decision. “any day where love defeats hate” - that really doesnt sound like the descriptor that a homophobe would use. 

also heres a wild idea,,, a Krazy Koncept™,,, u can celebrate and support something without posting abt it on social media??? im p sure i didnt post anything abt it that day, and im literally gay

so thats why he didnt tweet something short and empty. but he also makes it clear that he didnt relaly know what to say. bc he doesnt have as much experience talking abt lgbt stuff as he does with, like, mental illness and the like. he acknowledges that as a straight (unfortunately…he cant marry me) person, he isnt really familiar w lgbt issues and how to talk abt them. hes saying that he would rather tweet something that means more than just a hashtag, but he is not sure what he would say. and yeah the wording was a little weird. but hes basically saying that hes growing and changing and has a lot to learn. which is a good thing for people to acknowledge. 

also, this doesnt really look like something a homophobe would post:

and tyler and josh have expressed support for lgbt fans before! they stated in a 2014 ish interview that one of the most meaningful and memorable fan moments they had was that a fan came up to them with his family and dcame out as gay for the first time. and that it was incredible for them to be there to witness it and give him the courage to come out. thats like. wow. so i think ppl accusing tyler and josh of homophobia are jumping to some incredible conclusions

(p.s. ive almost never met a straight tøp fan,,, you would think a homophobic band wouldnt have a fandom thats like 90% lgbt+)

i hate the “cringe culture” that surrounds art online, like these kids are what 11 years old and people old enough to have a 401k call their drawing of twilight sparkle cringy? you know how much it impacts kids when you say shit like that to them lmao when i was that age i couldnt draw for fuck shit, you be hard pressed to find someone who was prolific at that age. idc if kids make animations on YT that are two frames of their sparkledog nodding i made stuff like that too, only back in 2009 when i posted it you didnt get vilified for being a child, honestly.

Got7 Reaction| Getting caught having shower sex

A/N: This is going to be full blown smut like the bts version which you can find here

BTS

*none of these gifs are mine, credit to their owners*


Jaebum:

The moment his lips met the tops of your shoulders you knew exactly which road your shower together would be taking. You turn to face him and step back slightly so warm water ran equally across your shoulders. Puling him closed he’d smile a devilish grin before hooking a hand gently on the back of your neck before crashing his lips to yours. He wouldn’t have time to be gentle and sweet like he usually was when you two started to initiate sex. He’d be slightly rougher with you than usual, there was just something about seeing you naked and wet that made him a little extra horny. He’d take no time in pressing you back against the wall, one arm wrapped tightly around your waist while the other held your face to his. He’d groan into your mouth as you started to grind against him until he hooked a hand under your leg and as quickly as he could without hurting you slipped into you. Hearing that first initial moan of pleasure would drive him to press into you further and harder with each pump, all while a smile broke to his face at your moaning that echoed off of the walls. You wouldn’t have even noticed Jinyoung he’d walked into the bathroom until Jaebum was moving you out of sight while yelling ‘Jr, close the door!’ You’d start to bring yourself down, the knot that was in your stomach completely gone now but Jaebum had something else in mind as he pulled you closer by bucking his hips into you hard once. 

Mark:

The first time the door opened your heart jumped and a small scream left your lips as you tried to cover yourself, but seeing Mark standing there you’d instantly melt and chuckle slightly before continuing to wash yourself. He’d step in in front of you making you jump once more as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you into his chest which allowed you to hook your arms around his neck, enjoying the feeling of his naked body against yours. He’d rock you back and fourth for half a second before smiling into a kiss. It was just supposed to be a kiss and then you’d get out and he’d continue to shower, but soon you were breathing hard, his body pressing yours into he glass as your hands intertwined with his hair. The kiss would have changed into passionate and quick as hands trailed over ever inch on  your body. You’d find yourself being pressed against the tile wall  and gripping onto the railing as you were pressed upwards by the feeling of Mark entering you. His hands would be gripping tightly to your waist as his lips stayed pressed against yours. Through heavy breaths you’d feel you body begin to tingle all over and your moans began to stagger. All you could think was his name over and over but when you opened your eyes you gasped louder. ‘Jackson!’ You half screamed half moaned as Mark hit your sensitive spot again. ‘What?’ Mark said, instantly puling away from you with an angry look covering his face. ‘No!’ You said pulling him closer so Jackson couldn’t see anything. ‘Jackson leave!” You’d say causing Mark to look over his shoulder. ‘Jackson what the hell!’ He’d say calling after Jackson, who was obviously running down the hall way laughing. 

Jackson:

You were always trying to get Jackson in the shower with you, the idea of shower sex with him was something that you thought about all the time and finally he agreed to shower with you. You would have taken his hand right there and pulled him into the bathroom and started kissing on him instantly. After undressing one another you’d turn the water on before turning back to Jackson, who was smiling widely as he pulled you back towards his chest. Your hands running up and down his body would drive him wild as he’d be kissing down your body. You’d step away just as he reached above your core and into the shower, hearing his low groan. You chuckled and looked at him once before letting the hot water cover your body. Closing your eyes you waited until you felt his arms snake around your waist. He pressed himself to you firmly so you could feel just how hard your teasing had made him and it would be his turn to smile when a soft groan left your lips. He’d take charge right then, grabbing right above your elbows in one hand while he lined himself up with the other. He’d start slow, his lips by your ear as he asked you if this was what you wanted. Then moment you said yes he’d pick up pace, pounding into you just enough so he would restrain you with the hold he had on your arms. Your eyes would close as you tried to say something, anything but the coil in your stomach tightened you occludent muster out more than a syllable. That was until Jackson quickly removed himself from  you and turned you away from the glass. ‘BamBam I swear to god get out!” He’d say pressing his body more into yours. ‘What! I was just getting a floss!’ He’d say with a smug smile. ‘Jackson and Y/n are doing it in the shower!’ He’d yell  so you  both could hear. Jackson would get out and grab a towel to cover himself before yelling something else at BamBam. ‘This is why I didnt want to have shower sex.’ Jackson would say after closing the door and walking back to where you stood covering yourself. With a light laugh he’d kiss your forehead before handing you his towel and grabbing another for himself.

Jinyoung:

It was hard to convince Jinyoung to try showering with you, but the moment you did he realized how much he loved it and gave it the excuse of saving time and water. It was fun, and even though most the time it would take longer you still continued to do it. Today was just like any other day, he got into he shower first, washed his hair and shaved if he needed too before you walked in and dropped your robe. He smiled and pulled you in, laughing slightly as he caught you to avoid slipping on the hard tile. He’d back you under the water letting your hair be the first thing to get wet. He’d start kissing your neck as you began to wash your hair, he usually let you get through at least conditioning your hair before he started touching you. ‘Some one is eager.’ You said massaging your scalp a little longer, tilting your head to the side to so he had better access to your sweet spot. ‘Ive been dealing with those idiots all day and i couldn’t stop thinking about how nice this would be.’ he said against your skin, making you hum in agreement. Started to rinse the shampoo so you could wrap your arms around his neck and pull him in closer. He pulled his lips away from your neck and lent back just enough so he could help get all of the soap out of your hair. The moment it was done his lips were on yours and his hands were holding your face to his. You brought your arms up and around his shoulders and pulled him closer, earning you a sweet moan from his lips. He’d move you up so your back was to the wall and your leg was resting on the side of the shower giving him full access. His hands would trail down your body to your hips where he’d squeeze your sized gently before  stepping closer to wrap one arm around to hold you in place while the other started to tease your core. It felt like forever as he held you in place and traced a long finger up and down between your folds, every once in a while catching just enough of his tip inside of you to make you gasp. When you finally whined his name he’d smile against your kiss and plunge a finger as deep inside of you. Adding a second finger he had you right where he wanted you; Moaning loudly as you clenched to the nape of his neck. ‘Y/n are you okay, whats going on in here?’ Youngjae would say loudly through out the room. ‘Jae LEAVE!’ Both you and Jinyoung would yell as the door slammed. There wouldn’t even be a break, Jinyoung would just continue toi wreck you until he was about to explode from the anticipation of getting inside you. 

Youngjae:

Post sex baths were something you and Youngjae did quite often, there was something about laying between his legs as he scooped water over your exposed skin that was so soothing. He’d talk to you softly, making you giggle as your fingers ran softly over his knee and up his thigh just enough to get his attention. You smiled feeling his member twitch against your back. As gracefully as you could you rotated so your chest was now against his, your cheek resting against his chest and his arms now tightly wrapped around your back. You listened to him talk some more as he dipped down further into the water so you were laying flat against one another. You folded your arms across his chest and used them as a prop for you to look at him. He smiled as you started to kiss along his collar bone until he realized what you were starting to get at. ‘So soon?’ He’d say. You didnt answer, instead you kissed up his neck and along his jaw until he was catching your chin in his hand and pulling your already puckered lips against his. You’d shift yourself so you were straddling his waist as best you could, and didnt waist any moment in starting to rotate your hips, not caring if the bubbly water started to slosh over the sides. His hands traveled down your back gently till he gripped tightly to your ass, now guiding your movements. Every once in a while you’d gasp as his hips bucked in anticipation, his member already pressing hard against your core. He tapped his fingers against your skin and you rose, turning on the slick tub and propping yourself up on the edge. You were so focused on not slipping you didnt even realize he had followed you until his chest was pressing against your back and he was slipping into you. your fingers held tightly onto the edge of the tub as he quickly figured out the easiest way to get as deep into you as possible. His fingers dug into your sides as he started to move quickly, he was all but holding you up. One of your hands moved to grip tightly to his wrist and the other still  holding onto the edge of the tub. You loved how vocal Youngjae was, it was one of your favorite things about him, so as he panted and whined on top of you your body tightened around him. ‘Youngjae, I’m…’ You tried to breath as he pushed your wet hair to the side so he could kiss along your spine. ‘Youngj- Jackson!’ You said pushing back so the two of your slipped back into the water and Youngjaes hands reached to cover you as best as he could. ‘Well thats new.’ Jackson laughed before turning out of the bathroom and closing the door.   You groaned loudly and put your head against Youngjae’s shoulder, the both of you laughing. ‘Not the best idea we’ve ever had.’ He said squeezing your side and laying a long kiss on your lips. 

BamBam:

The moment you suggested showering together he’d take you by the hand and pull you into the bathroom, the two of you giggling as he quickly turned the water and rounded on you, taking your face in between his hands so he cold bring his lips to yours. The moment your lips met his, his hands were removed so he could start undressing you, his hands quickly slipping your shirt over your head, your arms hooking around his neck as you reconneced your lips. His hands moved down to your pants, quickly unbuttoning them and pulling you closed as he pulled them from your body. He removed himself from you to strip himself, you giggled again seeing how hard he already was and smiled into his mouth as he pushed himself against you, walking you back till the two of you were passing the stream of water and your back was pressing up against the tile wall. You wrapped your arms around his head as he kissed down the center of your chest, hooking his hands under your knees and pulling you up so your legs wrapped around his waist and his hands clenched tightly to your rear end. His lips returned to yours and you gasped as he pulled himself away and lined himself up with you. Another giggle left your lips at his eagerness and that laugh turned into a sharp moan as his hips bucked into yours. ‘Fuck B!’ You gasped as he showed no mercy and pressed you harder into the wall, your legs now unable to hold onto each other as the only thing you could think about was the feeling of him bare inside of you. The sounds of his grunts made you grip at his neck, your eyes trying to stay open but you couldn’t help but let them roll around. One hard pump made a high pitched gasp leave your lips and your eyes opened. Open just in time to see the bathroom door opening. ‘BamBam are you almost do- OH MY GOD!’ Yugyeom screamed covering his eyes as BamBam slowed his pace and looked over his shoulder. ‘Well are you just going to stand there?’ He yelled, shifting just enough that he hit your g-spot making you gasp again. ‘Out!’ He yelled turning back to you as he closed the door. A wicked grin spread across his face making you smile. ‘Now where were we?’ 

Yugyeom:

He had a long, stressful day. But coming home to see you in his living room, smiling made him sigh. He told you about his day and as you rubbed his back you suggested he should take a shower, but only if you could join. It started off innocent, bottles were passed back and fourth, bumping into one another would cause giggles to erupt. Halfway through washing your body Yugyeom would noticed you had soap on your cheek and with a gentle thumb he’d wipe it off. The closeness of him would make you blush and as his fingers slowed to caress your cheek. You smiled, tilting your head back as he lent down to kiss you sweetly. There was something about this kiss, it wasn’t needy, it was soft and sweet and there was no way you were letting that go. You hooked your arms around your neck and brought him closer to you, the kiss starting to move. There was something about the way he was holding, the feeling of his skin against yours that made your body start to heat up. He smiled into the kiss as you pushed him gently against the wall. A slight moan was sent through the kiss as you trailed your fingers down his chest. The feeling of his member raising to meet your hip made you smile and you pressed your body closer to his. The feeling of you pressed against him made him moan again into your mouth. You broke the kiss to kiss down his jaw and to his shoulder, each kiss the need to destress him growing. You kissed his lips one more time before dropping down in front of him. He smiled down to you, taking his bottom lip between his teeth as you caressed his member with your hand. Knowing how much he enjoyed light teasing you let your tongue circle his tip, making sure your eyes never met his. You teased him until  low groan left his chest. You took his length quickly, not wanting to waist any more time. His hand pressed firmly to the back of your head, following the movement of your bobbing, his eyes never leaving yours. That was until the sound of the door opening made his eyes flick up and his body to retract into the wall. ‘Yugyeom are you almost, oh my god.’ Youngjae said, walking out just as fast as he walked in. You rocked back on your heels and covered your face, embarrassment covering your cheeks. Yugyeom knelt down and pulled you into his chest laughing. ‘Common. lets go take a nap.’ he said winking at you, chucking as you smacked his chest. 

Good guy GM lets you live

(Background: we’re playing a homebrew pathfinder game based in Grimm fairytales thats super creepy and shit. We’re hunting down something for snow white and end up against a vampire who, after deflecting attention from my changeling shadowdancer teammate, takes a bite out of my skinwalker vigilante.)

GM: Alright, so he bites you *rolls* for 8 constitution damage.

Me: So uh, I’m dead.

Everyone: Wait, what?!

Me: yeah I’m dead.

Cleric: How, you have a 10 con?

Me: The pied piper did 2 con damage earlier and I didnt get the chance to fix it. I’m dead right? 0 con is dead?

*Everyone looks at GM who’s staring at the two die and thinking*

GM: Yeah nah, I call bullshit. He did 7 damage. *leaving me with a con of 1 but still very much alive*

Me: (Vigilante) will take away a desperate need to increase their constitution after this near death experience.