i didnt even ask it


#what’s a mike lawson

this… this was going to be an answer to a question about germany and prussia being cops, but i didnt even draw germany, so, my bad, scratch that, ill answer that ask properly later

so, you know those cops, the ones that are born bulldogs? that true detective shit, those whove seen enough to say and believe in things like, “there are people among us who shouldnt be allowed to be among us”? yeah, well, none of these fuckwads are made from that cut of fabric. ive always envisioned that uk, fr, usa, and pr were just playing at cops, that they were always meant to be doing something else. that, theyll play up the game, but when it looks to be going south, theyll break, and boy, will they break bad. in the course of the au, some of them discover what that something theyre meant to be doing is, and some of them dont 

ive also decided, just now in fact, that trucker canada was definitely a park ranger in his past. its important to me that if america is the epitome of the frontier (in all its terrible vastness, that male fantasy of untrammeled autonomy, all those myths of selfishness and individualism and isolationism – and the worst narrative of them all: the one about performative heroism), then canada can only be about survival. america is the vice of longing to be lonely (“if i must deal with others, i will do it on my own terms”), and canada is the virtue of that loneliness 

so, yeah, canada and germany divide the world of law between them; there is no third

the world belongs to you an eastern promises mafia au series

samantha suggested she and i write essays arguing our points of view about merlin’s character (she thinks he’s full of sunshine and rainbows and i think he becomes super morally ambiguous over the seasons) and i just did some research for it and i’m about to own her entire ass i can’t wait

Is it just me that acts secretive around everyone or what. When i watch tv in the living room i have to make sure no one is home or awake, cus i dont want them to know i wanted to watch tv. Or if they walk in the room i turn it off really quickly so they cant see

professorjjong  asked:

idk if you've talked about this yet but from jjong's tweets it sure looked like he was wearing his straight hate shirt on the first day of the year which means 2017 is going to be the most heterophobic year of all and i dunno about you but my ass is ready

SKDFJSF its funny bc i saw this earlier and i just thought it was cute that he was livetweeting his grocery shopping Experience and i didnt even realize…u rite…its the straight hate shirt… jonghyuns first action of 2017 was to go out there and buy some heterophobic groceries. every single heterosexual has to take a break in 2017 maybe go hang out in pluto for a bit u gotta pay a toll at the Gay Agenda Gaytes to be heterosexual on earth this year

im thankful for the small things and the kind things and the 3 am cig breaks outside in the cold and warm socks and my friends kissing my cheek when we’re quiet and swapping sweaters w them to smell like each other and book recommendations and letters in the mail and someone making me tea when i didnt even ask them to and walking around in the woods and getting lost on purpose to remember that i have a place to go home to and my cats and my friends and my fam and my Roommates who are a mixture of the 3 and how im still alive (somehow) (no matter how many jokes i make abt dying) bc i am surrounded by the kindest people that the world has to offer and i wouldnt want to change that ever ever ever

it’s so cute when people remember you in the littlest things they do like my friend went to a festival over the weekend and because i wasnt entirely invited, he gave me a box of delicious delicacy from that place for free !! and my other friend also went to a book signing event of an indie author and he purchased this poetry book for me !! i didnt even have to ask for it. and idk about you but literally those are the cutest and most genuine little things and my heart is filled with so much happiness and im so glad to have beautiful people like them in my life i hope you meet people like them too :-)