i didnt draw this until after he left this morning though

#DateMeBuckyBarnes (Part 16)

Summary: When Hollywood’s heartthrob Bucky Barnes breaks up with his girlfriend, you jokingly tag him in a selfie on Instagram to express your desire to date him. What you don’t expect is a response from the man himself [Modern AU].

Word Count: 707

‘#DateMeBuckyBarnes’ Masterlist

A/N: Sorry it took a while for me to write this out! 

Originally posted by aosladies

Drawing on your sketchbook, you let your eyes wander out the window as your pencil outlined the buildings and streets displayed before you. Silence dwelled in the apartment while you continued to draw on the sketchpad, the realization that solitude would be your friend starting to settle in.

Wanda and Pietro have left the country as of this morning, making their way to Sokovia to visit family for a whole month. This occurred over a month after Bucky left the city for Los Angeles to start filming his project. Unlike Bucky’s departure though, you knew your friends planned on leaving the country months before they left. When they found out that Bucky was going to leave as well, they felt guilty leaving you alone, but you insisted you’d be fine with Daisy and Sam still around.

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Juvia is the TRUE villain of FT

Yeah, that’s right, I said what everyone else was thinking, but didn’t have the guts to say. You’re welcome.

Maybe you didn’t even know you were thinking it, like I didn’t until today. I just woke up this morning, and had this epiphany (or maybe it was gas, it’s hard to tell). I didn’t even have to think too hard about it, to know it was true.

Juvia is evil incarnate. That just sounds right, doesn’t it? It makes sense.

Let’s face it, she stalks, she threatens, she’s violent, aggressive, harassing, obsessive, and extremely selfish. How anyone could not see her for the awful character she is, is beyond me.

Now, I’m sure those naive few (you poor, poor souls) who would take issue with my immensely factual statements, would like to see me clarify my claims. No problem. I don’t usual go looking for facts to back up my truths, because my gut tells me they are undeniable, and completely supported by manga events. But for you? I’ll make an exception, because unlike Juvia? I’m a good person.

Man, where to even start, right? There are so many incidents involving the awfulness of this character. 

I know! Let’s start with the Avatar arc. That arc was basically an advertisement for how problematic Juvia truly is. Thanks for that, Mashima. ^__~

So, Juvia was living with Gray. And we all found out the truth of that little scenario:

EXPOSED JUVIA. That’s right, this little stalking, obsessive brat actually forced herself into Gray’s home and refused to leave! And then you expect us to feel bad for her when Gray goes off for six months? Please. So deserved. HE DIDNT EVEN WANT HER THERE. Look at her face in the background. She’s LAUGHING at Gray’s suffering!

Despicable! People try and brush this off as Gray being embarrassed about the public teasing, but we ALL know the tru-

Ok, well that? Means nothing. We all know how nice of a guy Gray is. He probably felt SORRY for her ( I don’t know why, though. She deserves none of your pity, Gray!!!). It’s obvious this moment is incredibly forced and completely OOC! I’m sure Mashima was holding an illustrated gun to Gray’s head to get that bit of dialogue out of him. As for that “answer,” IF it’s about Juvia’s feelings (which I DOUBT), we all know what he’ll say already, because he’s said it once before (and of course the ball of crazy ignored him):

That’s right! So I personally look forward to his “answer.” Bring on the Juvia tears mwahahaha!

Anyway, back to Avatar, where Gray left Juvia behind for 6 months without a word (LOL!).

So now she’s all depressed, and making it rain all over the village, driving everybody else away. So typical. So selfish. Thanks for ruining everyone else’s lives as usual, Juvia! Just cause you have an unhealthy obsession with some guy, doesn’t mean everyone else around you needs to suffer for it, jeeze.

And what did Juvia do during this time Gray was away? Absolutely nothing, obviously, which just goes to show how unhealthy this “relationship” is. Juvia became a depressed mess, and a shell of herself. Clearly she wasn’t working, let alone eating for those six months, and how she survived is anybody’s guess (ZombieJuvia?!). But what’s worst, is that she claims to “love” Gray, but she just sat around waiting for him! What a joke! If you’re really so worried, like you claim, why don’t you go out and sear-

Oh… so she wasn’t just waiting around, and wasting away, but actually looking, but this just goes on to prove my next point instead! If Juvia had been searching for him every day, surely once Gray finally pops up, she will be FURIOUS. Because as we all know, Juvia’s biggest weapon is INTIMIDATION.

Ah ha! What did I tell you?! Look at Gray’s face! He’s terrified! And as usual, what does Juvia do?! That’s right, ATTACKS a woman for DARING to get near Gray. No love rivals allowed!!! She is so insane! Surely Gray will be devastated that Juvia hurt this new friend and potential lover-

Ok, so she was a villain, who Gray also attacked. BUT! My point still stands, as we are about to see here, where Juvia is aggressively keeping Lucy away from Gray:

I know that it looks like they are just chatting normally, but that’s just Juvia being shrewder than usual in her approach. Besides, even the arrow is pointing at the next victim of her madness!

We still don’t know if Frosch is a girl or a boy, but it makes no difference! Juvia hates all love rivals equally! Gray hugging Frosch? No way is Juvia going to put up with that, and of course she doesn’t! She has already declared it a love rival! So typical, so Juvia. But now we must fear for poor Frosch!

Look how genuinely terrified Frosch is at Juvia’s reaction. Look as the little exceed flees from Gray at Juvia’s intimidating stare-

Oh… well, I’m sure both Frosch and Gray felt Juvia’s wrath in the very next panel that Mashima forgot to draw in his haste. It’s a weekly series after all. Things get mistakenly left out all the time. We forgive you, Mashima!

In any case, the moment of truth is upon us. So, what did Juvia do when she found out Gray left her for 6 months on a secret mission under Erza’s orders? Surely she was furious! Surely she was declaring Erza as her love rival! Surely she was forbidding Gray to ever leave her side agai-

….

Huh… W-well, it doesn’t matter! I’m sure Juvia gave Gray an earful when they got back to their home!  That’ll teach Gray from daring to ever leave Juvia’s side  to go off with other females without Juvia’s permission! Not that he has any other female friends left, of course. Juvia saw to that ohohoho…

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GRAY?!!!!!!! Leaving again with your team?! With Erza, Lucy, and Wendy in company?! You should know better than that!!!!!

You can even see Juvia’s anger is boiling just below the surface at being stuck with people who aren’t Gray!

I don’t even know why Juvia logically reacts like this. I guess it’s just her crazy obsession that makes her so possessive! Otherwise I see no other reason why she would want to be near Gra-

Ok, so what if Gray’s father wanted Juvia to take care of Gray?! And so what if that’s hard to do if Gray keeps mysteriously disappearing under dangerous circumstances! That means NOTHING! Juvia doesn’t think about anyone but HERSELF. That’s a FACT.  

And Juvia will surely terrorize all those girls, and give Gray a piece of her mind when he gets back-

Mashima, why must you off-panel all of the things that prove my points?! This is very vexing!!!! >_<

No matter! Juvia has forced herself on Gray LOADS of times before. Gray has his own team, sure, but Juvia is a stalker, remember? She doesn’t need to join Gray’s team to keep an eye on him. Not that she lets Gray go on missions with his team anymore, of course. That’s the whole point of Juvia isolating Gray from all of his female friends. He’s not allowed to be alone with any of them ever since Juvia joined the guil-

Gray is away on another mission without Juvia, surrounded by his team of potential love rivals, and people Juvia has surely already isolated Gray from?! What is this sorcery?!  I’m sure we will see Juvia following closely behind at some point. Hold on while I peruse the manga so that I can find those panels of Juvia stalking Gray, that so often appear….

*five minutes later*

Oh, they are in here. That arc went on for over three months. I’m pretty sure she popped up at some point…

*ten minutes later*

Ok, I see the arc is winding down… where are you hiding, Juvia?!

*15 minutes later*

Ah ha! A hot springs scene with Gray surrounded by naked love rivals?! I don’t think so! Bitches about to get water sliced. Where you be, Juvia?!

*arc finishes*

…. That’s fine. You know why? Because I’m sure I remember that when Gray got back to the guild, Juvia went off on all of them! That’s what it was! Just you wait-

Doesn’t matter. considering how flushed Gray is I bet those breads were poisoned (Juvia has tried to drug Gray before. Remember that very canon love potion episode? BECAUSEI DO). I’d be worried if I were you, Elfman. Just saying…

In any case, forget about Juvia not letting Gray socialize with other women, and no longer having any female friends. We know that’s true, because I said so.

(And Cana doesn’t count. With all those boobs she gropes she’s practically one of the guys.)

Also, can we talk about Juvia’s selfishness. because she IS. Incredibly so. Especially when it comes to Gray. She constantly dismisses his feelings time and time again. Remember that creepy 413 Days Omake? *shiver* That was a prime example of Juvia’s selfish behavior. Gray is feeling down on the anniversary of Ur’s death, and Juvia DARES trying to impose some bullshit anniversary on him, and expecting him to be happy? WOW. And then when she found out why Gray rejected her stupid gift (a scarf? For an ice mage? Seriously? As if anyone would ever give an ice mage a gift like tha-

The point is. Juvia clearly didn’t care the least about Gray’s own feelings, as we can see he-

I’m sure that was just her trying to save face. That’s all! Can’t look bad in front of Erza. Juvia is so two-faced. Anyway, the fact is, Juvia ruined Gray’s day. Thanks, Juvia, for making Gray even more miserabl-

Well…He’s FROWNING, isn’t he?! And I’m sure that smile afterwards is just to cover up his frown on the inside. Poor Gray. You’re not even allowed to be sad when in mourning because of Juvia.

And this wasn’t the last time Juvia tried to rain on Gray’s sadness parties. Oh no, because after the GMG, when Gray was upset about Ultear, guess who had a problem with it again? Oh that’s right. JUVIA. 

And of course she didn’t care how he was feeling. I’m sure her worried expression is just her frustration over Gray not speaking to her OBVIOUSLY.

Sorry we all can’t be happy in other people’s misery like you, Juvia! Thankfully, Gray gave her a piece of his mind this time…

Man, Gray is such a nice guy. Putting a smile on his face, and lying to spare Juvia’s feelings like that.You are so lucky, Juvia. No one else would put up with your crap!

And Gray has put his life on the line multiple times for Juvia! And how has she repaid him? By being horribly selfish, of course. that’s the point I’m making, after all. It’s not like she’s ever really done anything of value for him-

Ok, so she may have protected him/saved his life a couple of times. But big deal? Who hasn’t saved lives in this series? That’s nothing special!

The point is, Juvia doesn’t really care about Gray. As we saw at the end of the Tartarus arc. She knows Gray just lost his dad. And she knows it’s her fault (MURDERER). And yet, she follows (stalks, stalks, stalks) him all the way to his parents grave, where he’s in mourning, and tries to saddle him with her guilt. How self-absorbed can one person get, I ask you?! She doesn’t care that he’s hurting. All she thinks about is her own feelings for him -

Ok, so she’s giving up on him because she feels she has no right to love him any more after the pain she just caused him. And that’s supposed to make me feel what, exactly? Please. Spare me, Juvia. And yeah, she killed off Keith, thinking Gray will hate her forever for doing it, but she did it anyway because Silver assured her it was what was best for Gray. But so what? 

You can keep your “sorries” Juvia, we know you don’t really mean it! At the end of the day, she still hurt Gray knowingly. Thankfully Gray is about to go off on her AT LAST.

Poor Gray, he’s far too upset to even think straight! Don’t stick your face there (the phrase is a shoulder to cry on, not a boob!)! You were almost rid of her forever!!!! Ugh! >_<

Whatever, she’s so selfish that she doesn’t even attempt to console Gr-

Ok, that scene doesn’t really give the full effect of how terrible Juvia can be. Let me go back to Juvia’s jealousy. As I said, Gray is not allowed to be in contact with other females, but having PHYSICAL CONTACT with another girl is ESPECIALLY PROHIBITE-

Gray is carrying Erza ( a woman who Gray is clearly no longer friends with thanks to Juvia isolating him from the female population) on his back?! Unforgivable! Juvia will surely never allow that!!! Watch as she… 

…does …

…nothing.

Oh. Well, I mean, surely she has already expressed her extreme displeasure, and threatened her unconscious figure with retribution, wishing her wounds never heal in a panel that Mashima forgot to include. No matter! We know the truth!!!

Plus, there were plenty of other moments where Juvia showed her violent anger over Gray touching another female that wasn’t her.

Gray dove to catch Lucy?! How dare he!!!! How dare he put his hands on her?! Oh, we are about to see some intense Juvia anger oho! Lucy better watch out, because she thinks she’s in pain now, but wait until Juvia gets done with h-

Well, I’m sure Juvia’s look of concern, and being one of the first people trying to run to Lucy’s aid means nothing! It’s just for show! We know the true feelings lying just below the surface! She was seething with jealousy on the INSIDE Surely Juvia spent the rest of the day privately celebrating Lucy’s misfortune, and wishing her further ill. I bet she didn’t even go visi-

That’s fine. Juvia being the first from Team B to rush into Lucy’s hospital room is MEANINGLESS, do you hear?! She was probably laughing raucously at Lucy’s suffering moments before she rushed inside! You are not fooling anyone, Juvia!!!

Lucy and Gajeel about to be attacked by Keith. Yes! two false friends, and her greatest love rival about to get taken out in one fell swoop. Excellent! Juvia will be celebrating to-

NO!!! What are you doing?! Juvia!!! 

Ugh, honestly, Juvia doesn’t have friendships, ok? I get she wants to look good to manga readers, but this is just too hard to swallow. As if Juvia would show any care, connection or try and protect someone that’s not Gra-

Ok… you know what? Who cares if Juvia’s done the most unison raids, which is a magic attack that is supposed to show a close bond between two people? Who cares if she’s had important “moments” with other people? Plus, a lot of those things happened a LONG time ago, so obviously they don’t matter any more.  If it didn’t happen in the most recent chapters, it’s null and void. Simple as that! Everyone knows character development has an expiration date. She obviously hates these people now, and is no longer friends with any of them. DUH! 

Anyway, Mashima, you can keep trying to make us believe Juvia isn’t a heartless, selfish stalker, who’s goal in life isn’t to isolate Gray from all of his friends, and heap harm upon all love rivals. But I’m not buying it.

Not. 

For. 

One.

Second.

Because I, and MANY others, know the truth. It doesn’t matter if the actual manga doesn’t support my claims, because I think it’s obvious what Juvia’s true character really is. So, no matter how many times you show Juvia “caring” about other people, and no matter how often we see her “selflessly” sacrificing her own well being and interests for the good of others, I know how things TRULY are.

There’s a darkness lurking just below the surface.

We’re all on to you, Juvia.

Zeref? Acnologia? You ain’t got NOTHING on Juvia, The True Face of Darkness (forget E.N.D., it’s all about T.F.D.).

Taking down Fairy Tail from the inside, one love rival at a time.

Anything to make you happy (Jack Barakat imagine)

~Request: Jack imagine where he is clingy out of nowhere like he wants to do everything with you, hugs & kisses you all the time. When you ask him why he is acting like that he confesses that he had a dream about losing you & since then he is afraid of this?~

~This is such a cute request~

You woke up this morning all alone in your bed, which was abnormal. “Jack?” You called out. “In the kitchen” You heard your boyfriend call from downstairs. You got up and put some socks on since the floor was cold, and headed downstairs. You went into the kitchen to see Jack making breakfast. Wait.. Jack? Making breakfast? How unusual. The man rarely is up before 11 and by then he just grabs a bag of chips and calls it lunch. The only time he has ever made anything was on your birthday or some holiday, but today was all normal. “Who are you and what have you done with Jack Barakat?” You laughed, surprising him. He jumped a bit and laughed. “I cant make breakfast for my beautiful girlfriend?” He smiled at you. You were a bit confused. He was normally very sarcastic and silly and more of a best friend towards you, with cuddling and sex included. He was being very romantic though. You just nodded a bit and went to the livingroom, turning the TV on and watching Adventure Time (Yes youre an adult but who cares). You watched and Jack came in with a plate and placed it on the table. “For you” He said and went to grab something else from the kitchen. You looked down and it was three tiny stacks of pancakes. Each stack was shaped as ‘I’ ‘<3′ and ‘U’. You smiled like an idiot at how cute that was, but it was kinda weird. This wasnt like Jack. Youve known him since you were both kids, and youve been dating for over a year now. Its not like him. Jack walked back in with a glass of orange juice, placed it next to the plate and sat down next to you. He placed his arm around you and kissed your cheek, starting to watch. 

Once you were done, you and Jack just cuddled and watched Adventure Time. He kept nuzzling and kissing your shoulder which was kinda weird. You loved when Jack was cute and cuddly but hes been like this since you woke up. Suddenly his phone rang in the kitchen. He kissed your cheek and sprung up running to the kitchen. He answered his phone, and started talking. You werent paying attention until he called your name. “Hey babe! Rian and Cass are going roller skating later today, they invited us on a double date. You wanna?” You looked over. Usually when it comes to stuff like this, Jack would be like “Hey babe were going rollerskating later with Rian and Cass” And you just went along with it. Why was he asking for your permission? This was starting to get a bit weird. You just nodded and Jack told Rian you guys would meet them there around 4. You got up to take a shower but before you could even make it up the second flight on the stairs Jack grabbed you and pulled you up, spinning you around a bit. You laughed and looked down “Jack put me down” He finally put you down and pecked your lips. “Sorry babe I just love you ok?” You smiled a nodded, going to take a shower. This was really getting weird.

After your shower, you got dressed in your favorite All Time Low shirt and favorite jeans, put on some shoes and headed downstairs. Jack was dressed in his “Who the fuck is Jack Barakat’ shirt. He smiled at you when he saw you and said “I love when you wear ATL merch” You smiled back and he grabbed your hand, pulling you to the car.

When you guys made it to the skate place, you bought skates and walked over to Rian and Cassadee who were sitting around eating greasy roller rink pizza. You guys sat down in front of them and said your hellos, hugging Cass from across the table. As you all talked and ate pizza, Jack noticed something that you didnt. A guy was obviously checking you out as he walked by, and after he did, Jack pulled you closer to him and smiled at you. After pizza, you Jack Rian and Cass went onto the floor and started skating around. Jack kept glaring at someone, but you didnt know why, and he wouldnt let go of your hand. Every few moments he hugged you tight while skating and kissing you. You thought it was cute but you were kinda annoyed by now. “Hey uhh I have to pee. Ill be back” Jack said and kissed you on the nose before skating towards the bathroom. You skated with Rian and Cass, even if you felt kinda third wheeled by their holding hands. “Jack is acting really cuddly with you. Its unusual of him” Rian said. “I know” You responded. “He made me breakfast this morning too” “What??” Rian exclaimed. “He never makes anything. He rarely makes anything for himself on tour, he just asks someone to get something for him or hell throw something in the microwave.” You looked at the ground. and shrugged. “I mean I like cute cuddly Jack but this is a bit too much for me..” “Sounds like it” An unfamiliar voice said behind all of you. You turned around, skating backwards, and Rian and Cass just turned their heads. “I honestly dont see why you stick with that guy” The guy smiled. You glared a bit “Well first of all hes my boyfriend, and second who are you to criticize my relationship?” The guy snickered. He was about Alexs height, and he had messy red hair. “Im just agreeing with you, and Im Travis” He held out his hand. You shrugged and shook it, but he pulled you to him and wrapped his arm around you. Rian and Cass stopped and turned towards you and this guy. Travis smiled “Well your boyfriend isnt here right now. Lets say we ditch him. Can go see a movie.” Rian and Cass stood there shocked. You pushed yourself off him. “Who do you think you are??” You raised your voice. He smirked and said “I believe Im-””About to get your fucking ass kicked” Travis was interrupted by that familiar voice. Travis turned around and next thing everyone knew he was on the ground from getting Jacks fist slammed into his nose. You could tell Jack was about to start kicking him so you went over to him and pulled him back a bit. “Jack stop you already broke his nose no need to punch his ribs.” He turned to you, obviously red with anger and jealousy. “Why are you defending him?” He raised his voice a bit. “Jack youre drawing a crowd” Rian said  but Jack wasnt listening “I saw the way he was looking at you earlier. I shouldnt have left you alone. I should have stayed and just held it in.” You kinda giggled at that and Jacks anger diminished only a little bit. He sighed and went to kiss you but you stopped him. “Ok Jack we need to talk.” You grabbed his hand and started to pull him away from the floor, not knowing that behind you Jack looked unbelievably heartbroken. You both took your skates off and you brought him outside the building. You turned to him and didnt bother asking why he looked so upset, assuming he was just still upset about what happened inside. “Ok what is up with you? Youve been unbelievably clingy all day. Its cute but its not like you” You said. Jacks face turned from heartbreak to surprise. “I-I.. Ok I had a dream last night..” He started. You crossed your arms and waited for him to continue “I had a dream last night.. You left… You told me you were leaving because you found someone who loved you better. You said I didnt love you enough… You didnt want to be with me anymore, and I was begging for you to stay and that Id change but.. you left..” By the end, Jack was in tears and you were surprised. “I thought it might happen if I didnt do something about it… I was scared that you were going to leave me.. Its why I was so upset when you said we needed to talk..” You looked at him in shock. You jumped up and hugged him tight. Jack sighed deeply in relief and hugged you back. You pulled away and frowned at him “How could you ever think Id leave you? Im sorry Jack but… youre stuck with me” You smiled at him. He grinned and pulled you in for another hug, kissing you a bunch. “You can be clingy sometimes but I was perfectly content with how we have been since you asked me to be your girlfriend.” Jack blushed a bit and rested his forehead against yours. “Anything to make you happy”

Let’s Talk about Stallison Siblings Who Don’t Know About Werewolves

(for you bilesbilllinski and whatthehalefire and my stallison queen)

In my headcanon, Stiles and Allison have always been twins, and Allison is approximately eight minutes older than Stiles. And she never lets him forget it omg, especially when he doesn’t agree with her plans. When they were little, Chris would try to train them in archery and take them to shooting ranges, and Allison was good at it, which made it fun for her. But Stiles was a hyper and precocious little shit and he didn’t want stand around for extended periods of time learning how to aim, so he usually got out of it, and Chris let him go to the batting cages down the road. So Stiles became a fierce little league kid, and Allison was entered into archery competitions. But when they moved (again and again and again) Stiles had to give up little league, and Allison never really liked archery that much, and she felt bad that Stiles had nothing to do, so she quit. AND THEN THEY STARTED DOING GYMNASTICS UP UNTIL THE END OF MIDDLE SCHOOL.

But when they moved to San Francisco, they couldn’t find a good place to practice and Allison joined photography club effectively ending that. And Stiles join the Video Games CLub (they exist shhhhh) on a whim, and holy shit he likes this stuff. And he joins the frisbee team and Allison decides that she might be an artist or a poet. Neither of these pursuits last long, but she and Stiles will stay up late into the night listening to her poems and then making up stupid ones at 4 AM about the cute guy that sits next to Allison in Biology’s butt. Allison will paint landscapes sometimes, and Stiles will try to draw stick figures in when she isn’t looking and she smacks him hard every time. But he usually succeeds in his mission, so it’s worth it. And they are really happy in San Francisco, but then they have to move again. Let’s just say neither of them are all that happy about it, and even though Allison is definitely a daddy’s girl, she’s just so done. She knows somethings up, it was the subject of most of her poems, but the only person she raises her concerns to is Stiles. And he’s like “I’m a fan of just ignoring the problem until it goes away.” [ ALSO CAN I MENTION THAT I SEE STILES BEING CLOSER TO VICTORIA AND ALLISON BEING CLOSER TO CHRIS?] 

So, they move to Beacon Hills in the beginning of December, right before BHHS is on Winter Break. And during break, Chris has arranged for the two of them to tour the school. But on the morning of the tour, Allison won’t get out of bed and says that she’s sick, and Victoria isn’t home so he lets her stay home. Everyone knows that she’s lying, but they let her get away with it. On the drive to the school, Stiles tells Chris this, and he’s like uh huh. And Stiles is like, “Why do I have to go then?” And Chris is just all ,“You are the dumbass who got out of bed.” Which results in Stiles saying something like, “Ugh I hate you. I’m moving away and never coming back.” And Chris just says, “Hi, I’m moving away and never coming back. I’m Dad." When Stiles gets to the school two student ambassadors give him a tour Scott McCall and his friend Harley. They become good friends and Stiles sends most of the winter break with them and trying to convince Allison to hang out with them, but she spends time at the shooting range with Chris and tries to get information out of him and Victoria. And she talks to Kate on the phone a lot.

On the night before school starts, the family goes over to the Sheriff’s house for dinner [ he could be an uncle or family friend idk] and Stiles and Allison are talking more and snooping around because the adults are kind of boring and lame. And Stiles hears the radio go off about the body in the woods and he’s like omg, we need to go. So, they do. And they are lurking around the perserve when Stiles is like I NEED TO BRING SCOTT BRB. YOU KEEP LOOKING. Allison’s just like are you shitting me? But she agrees under the condition that if he takes more than 30 minutes, she’s calling mom to pick her up. So, she kind of walks around for awhile, and after 30 minutes, Stiles isn’t back yet. [He got really lost on the way to Scott’s house.] She texts him and takes off, and it starts raining, but she and Victoria find each other. And on the way home Allison is fed up. Everyone is lying to her and Stiles just left her in the middle of the woods, and she’s so done with being brushed aside and lied to, so she asks Victoria lots of questions, which distract her and she almost hits Scott. [And you know Scott and Stiles spend some time running around looking for the body and Scott gets bit]

And they go to school the next day, and Allison becomes friends with Lydia and Stiles falls head over heels for Lydia. 

[PROCEED ALL OF CANON EXCEPT WITH BICKERING FROM STILES AND ALLISON]

And after the bite, Stiles makes jokes about werewolves, especially since all the bedtime stories Kate ever told him and Allison were about werewolves. AND THEN IMAGINE HIM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT LIKE DOES MY FAMILY KNOW ABOUT WEREWOLVES AND GETTING SUPER HYPER. And he tells Allison he thinks he’s going crazy, and they promise to talk after her date with Scott, which she won’t refuse to go to. So he spends the party lurking right behind her and Scott. And you know Derek brings her home and he runs home and makes sure she’s okay. Then they have their talk and he decides not to mention werewolves. But the next day Scott tells him about hunters, and he’s kind of freaking out. And Chris pulls up in the Tahoe and Allison gets in the car. And Chris is like Stiles get yo ass in this car. And SCOTT’S LIKE OMIGOD YOUR DAD TRIED TO KILL ME. 

Like imagine, Allison and Scott’s awkward family dinner, and when Chris asks where Stiles is, Scott blurts out super unconvincingly that he has detention, and everyone’s just like that makes sense. And Scott is really surprised that they bought it. AND WHEN STILES GETS HOME THAT NIGHT KATE PULLS HIM INTO HER ROOM LIKE LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DINNER AND THE CONDOM. [ He and Kate have a relationship that’s gossip and she gives him shit his parents would never approve of, like violent video games.] AND THEN HE BUSTS INTO ALLISON’S ROOM LIKE YOU ALMOST HAD SEX WHAT, YOU CAN NEVER SEE SCOTT AGAIN OMG. AND THEN HE CALLS SCOTT AND HE’S LIKE BRO I’M HAPPY YOU ARE GETTING SOME BUT DON’T SEX MY SISTER PLEASE. Imagine, Stiles and Allison going bowling, sometimes with Scott sometimes Scott. And Stiles trying to get Allison to talk to Lydia about him, and when Allison is getting her revenge on Lydia. She sets up the date for the winter formal and STILES IS ALL THERE IS NO BETTER SISTER IN THE WORLD BLESS YOUR SOUL. 

And then the formal happens and all hell breaks loose, and Chris brings Allison home, but no one can find Stiles. AND ALLISON IS KIND OF PISSED STILES DIDNT TELL HER ABOUT WEREWOLVES UNTIL KATE DIES AND THEN SHE UNDERSTANDS. 

And then they train together and plan to take down supernatural bitches threatening their family together. 

And I just Stallison siblings. 

Calum hood best friend, cute awkward smut.

“Mum the door!”

“MUM THERE’S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR!”

“MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I screeched loudly from my comfortable position inside my blanket cocoon, my bedroom completely dark aside from the florescent blue light being emitted from my old laptop. After around a good thirty seconds of no reply from my mother, and an increasingly loud banging coming from my front door, I groaned over dramatically and dragged my limp, pyjama covered legs down the stairs to see who had dared bang on my door at eleven oclock at night. I swear to god if its that fucking Mrs Sprigate from next door again, getting worried about the welfare of her damn wandering cat, I will drop kick her in her wrinkled face. Three times this bloody week she has came over late at night to explain that little felix hasn’t returned home yet and to ask if I had seen anything suspicious on my way to school like a possible cat thief.

“Its so out of character! he always comes home around six for his tea! I tell you y/n, there is something not right here!” she would constantly complain. She never did fail however to call by in the morning and put my worrying heart to rest that felix had returned home in the early hours of the morning unharmed. well thank fuck for that.

As I reached the bottom of the stairs the knocking hadn’t subsided even the tiniest bit, the glass wobbling with every slam of the strangers fist. “Jesus I’m coming! try not to break the door down” I rolled my eyes angrily as I unlocked the several locks on my front door… better safe than sorry, is what my mum always says.

“She fucking did it again! This time it wasn’t just a kiss…She fucked him! I cant believe her! the way she begged me to take her back the last time, she was in floods of tears telling me how much she loved me and guess what? I fucking believed her! How could I be so damn stupid! I literally gave her everything I had… you know how long it took me too save up for those bloody Jay Z tickets she wanted for her birthday?! I don’t even fucking like Jay Z! I spent my whole life trying to make her happy and look what she does! she throws it back in my face. Well I’m done. I am so fucking done with her shit. I told her I would pick up my stuff tomorrow after school and after that I don’t want to speak to her again.” Calum pushed past me and finished his angry pacing rant, his shoulders heaving up and down underneath his Black Blink 182 t shirt I bought him for his birthday last year.

“tea?” I asked casually as I walked into my kitchen to put my kettle on, choosing to completely ignore his outburst

“tea? TEA?! That’s all you have to fucking say!?” He followed behind me quickly, clearly not having cooled down from his rant.

“well what do you want me to say? Last time she cheated, I bad mouthed her and then you went and got back with her the next day. Its better I keep my mouth shut” I sighed tiredly.

“Well I’m not getting back with her so you can bad mouth that cheating bitch all you want.” Calum went into my fridge and took out a can of coke, if there was an angry way to open a can, Calum certainly had it down to a T. I merely rolled my eyes in reply, feeling extremely doubtful that would be the case. Calum and Ashley had been dating for around two months,Ashley coincidentally starting to take notice of my best friend when he hit puberty and joined a band… like most of the girls in our school. Ashley was by far the prettiest girl in our year, so as you can imagine, my hormonal friend would be an utter idiot to pass the opportunity to be with her, even if she just wanted him for his newly acquire broad shoulders, toned biceps and chiselled abs. I However, had been with the shit head since year three when he told me my drawing of a flower was pretty and I pushed him into the sand for being a wimp. He cried, I got into trouble and hey presto, we have been best friends ever since.

That was until Ashley came onto the scene of course. Apparently Ashley didnt like how much time me and Calum spent together and thought it was weird how close we were. So Calum did the only thing he could do. He spent almost every waking minute of the day with her and when he finally managed to get a second off, once in a blue moon, he would cycle his bike to see little old me, that is until she would text wanting to see him again.He swapped my freckles for her tan, my frizzy hair for her long blonde flowing locks and my short thin body, for her tall sculpted curvaceous one.

I pushed past him slightly and walked back upstairs to my room, completely ignoring his hard-to-ignore-six-fucking-foot-body in my door way and picked up where I left off, scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard.

“Move over” he groaned in a childish voice trying to climb in bed beside me.

“No… go sit in the bean bag” I growled back

He huffed and plopped down in it, staring at me with those dark eye brows almost covering his eyes.

“Can we watch a movie?”

“No Calum.”

“why are you being such a shitty friend! I’m upset about breaking up with my girlfriend and you are being a dick to me! You are supposed to be consoling me!” He groaned standing up, with a little struggle I should add.

“I’m a shitty friend?! This is the first time you have spoken to me in I don’t know how long and you expect me to just be normal? You are the shittest friend I have ever had! you practically ditched me for someone who doesn’t even like you, treated you like shit and only wanted you for your dick! so don’t you dare call me a shit friend!.” I shout back

“Well I’m sorry I haven’t had time for you its just I’ve been trying so hard to-”

“I know. Ashley. I just hate how you can drop me like I mean absolutely nothing to you and when you lose the hot girlfriend I’m suddenly your top priority.”

“I didn’t drop you!” He defended

“you so did! you stopped sitting with us at lunch, you took her to prom even though we made a pact that we would go together when we were like 14 and you missed my birthday party! my fucking birthday just because she was leaving town for a few days and you guys needed quality time.” I was beginning to feel the tears swell to my eyes… come on Y/n. You never cry.

“I-I I’m sorry…” It came out as barely a whisper and I could tell he meant it. His dark brown eyes were guilty as they scanned my face for any signs of breaking down. I hated fighting with him more than anything, one because i hated seeing him cry and two because I never hold my ground. One lip quiver from that boy and I give in.

“I just- It doesn’t matter Cal… lets just watch a film, yeah?” I quickly wiped my eyes and began rummaging through various DVDs to keep myself busy. I decided on Batman… a favourite of both of ours. Calum had slowly sat down on my bed kicking his large vans off onto my carpet and pulling the duvet up over his long legs. His face was inviting still showing signs of guilt and pity towards me… I however didn’t care. I plopped down on the other side of the bed as far as I could possibly get from him causing an understanding yet ever so cute frown to etch across his face.

“you mean the world too me y/n” Calum whispered after around twenty minutes of heart shattering silence, neither of us paying attention to the movie and thinking about the elephant in the room. This little statement made my heart swell. I knew he cared about me… he wouldn’t have stayed up all night to help me revise for Spanish causing him to fail his physics exam, if he didn’t care. He wouldn’t have stayed with the screaming crying seven year old me in the hospital when I cracked my head open, reassuring me that I would have the most bad ass scar even though the sight of the blood was making him physically sick, if he didn’t care . He wouldn’t have taken the blame for the pot my mum found in my jeans even though he told me not to do it and that I would get caught, if he didn’t care. I stared at him for what felt like an eternity before slowly shuffling over and wrapping my arms around his lean stomach and gently placing my face into the croak of his neck. He let out a shaky breath and quickly pulled me closer to him, his face pressed into my hair, breathing in my shampoo.

“You aren’t a shitty friend” I murmured against his neck quietly.

“I am. You didn’t deserve what I did to you its just… fuck I thought I loved her”

“Thought?” I asked confused

“I didn’t love her… that’s clear now, I just. I was thinking with my dick you know? I loved how jealous everyone was of me because everyone wanted her but she’s just so bland… I mean I tried to like her and I defiantly found her attractive but she has no personality… I guess I was blinded by infatuation? I don’t know but it still isn’t an excuse for the way I treated you. I did miss you though… like hell. I saw this funny sign in town the other day and I went to send you a picture and Ashley got annoyed so I didn’t but I do always think of you..and prom would have been better with you as my date.”

“Oh please I wouldn’t look nearly as good as Ashley in a prom dress!” I smiled sitting back and wiping the silent tears that had fallen.

“I dunno… I think you would have looked pretty fucking stunning” Calum brushed a few stray curls that had stuck to my face with the salty tears. His eyes were looking deeply into mines, his mouth parted ever so slightly with a look of something you had never seen before. It was complete seriousness as his eyes scanned my face in almost realisation, his hand gently working its way up onto the back of my neck.

“I really want to kiss you right now.” He stated quietly making my heart flutter and my pulse to increase. I searched his face for any signs of joking but I again came up short, finding only his adorning eyes peering back at me. Could I really kiss Calum? Do I want to kiss Calum? As I thought through absolutely everything I came to the decision. Of course I wanted to kiss him. I think this is the part where I’m supposed to say something smooth and inviting like “why don’t you?"or "my lips are right here”, however me being me, all that came out was
“Why don’t you do my lips?” I muttered causing Calum to burst out into a fit of chuckles. Realising what had just came out my mouth I groaned embarrassedly and hid my beet red face into his shoulder which was vibrating with laughter.
“ I didn’t mean to say that!! I was trying to be smooth and it just… Came out wrong!” I groaned with a chuckle at my stupidity
“Oh god y/n. You are so cute” Calum smiled adoringly at me, his long rough fingers brushing over my still reddened cheeks.
“I’m an idiot.” I stated back.
“An idiot I still really want to kiss…” Calum smirked trailing his thumb across my bottom lip leaving me breathless.
Deciding against saying anything more I merely leaned in further, inching closer to his plump pouted lips in almost slow motion.
When my lips touched his pink, soft, cola tasting ones my stomach erupted into a swarm of butterflies. This is not what I expected from kissing my best friend! Moving my lips against his felt so… Real? Like I can’t believe we hadn’t done this before.
Cheekily Calum deepened the kiss swiping his tongue dazedly across my lips searching for mines. He tugged on my waist making me gasp and him chuckle lightly.
“What are you doing?” I asked breathlessly
“Get on my lap you douche!” He chuckled reconnecting our lips and pulling me into a straddling position. We continued kissing, my small hands got a little braver and began roaming his toned chest and stomach earning a light growl of approval from him. His large hand slowly began tracing its way up my waist and on to my rib cage, obviously wanting to see if I was okay with where this was going.
“Can I touch you?” He asked shyly against my lips, his face noticeably changing to relieved when I nodded frantically. His large hand cupped my breast over my Tshirt and bra, gently massaging it, enticing a moan from the unfamiliar feeling.
“Can I take your top off?” I asked nervously… I knew where this was leading and I was one hundred percent positive I wanted it but I was a little doubtful of what he wanted.
“God yes” he quickly whipped off his Tshirt and reattached his lips to my neck sucking at various different spots making me moan. All the while I was becoming increasingly aware of the throbbing and wetness that was beginning to develop in my crotch. Eager for any type of friction I began grinding my crotch onto his hardening cock causing his breath to catch in his throat.
“Can I take off your shirt?” He asked
“Uhm… Yeah I guess so.” Noticing my hesitancy he kissed my collar bones gently.
“Your bloody gorgeous okay?” He murmured
“But you are used to Ashley and she is like so… Fuck her boobs are huge! That should be illegal at her age!” I groaned making Calum laugh lightly.
“Stop comparing yourself with her. You are fucking perfect… And I like your boobs. They fit perfectly in my hands” he gave my boobs a quick squeeze to get his point across making me blush. I shyly pealed off my Tshirt and unclasped my plain completely unsexy bra.
Calum let out a gasp and immediately turned us over so I was underneath him, clumsily causing me to hit the back of my head against the headboard lightly.
“Ow!!” I giggled
“Oh shit! I’m sorry are you okay?!” He asked worriedly until he saw my smiling face.
“We are so bloody awkward.” He laughed attaching his lips to my nipple and sucking lightly. I was biting my lip to hold back a loud moan from the pleasure that seemed to go straight to my crotch.
“You can moan y/n… It’s hot” Calum giggle pulling my lip from my teeth. I let out a loud guttural moan making him burst out laughing and hide his face in my cleavage.
“Okay try not sound like you are dying whale!” he laughed kissing my grinning lips again.
Calum’s hips slowly began to grind down into mines creating a lovely friction to my clit making me moan. I wrapped my legs around his hips and pulled him closer causing him to groan.
“I’m gonna take off your jeans But it doesn’t mean we have to have sex okay? We can do other stuff too you know…” Calum rambled on nervously obviously not wanting to pressure me into having sex with him. He was well aware of the fact I was a virgin and wanted to save having sex for the boy I loved.
“Cal… Do you have a condom? I mean in the event of me, maybe, apossibly… Wanting too?” I asked nervously. Calum nodded quickly got up and pulled his wallet out of his back pocket, placed the foil packet on the bed side table and muttered a quick “just in case”. Taking advantage of the absence of his weight, I quickly shimmied my trousers down my legs and through them off the bed leaving me in my cotton grey underwear… Incredibly sexy I know.
“You turned on, are ya y/n?” He chuckled staring down at the wet patch in the crotch of my panties.
“Excuse me! You are almost poking my eye out with your hard on right now!” I retaliated making him chuckle. He quickly slipped off his tight jeans leaving him in his black boxers,his straining cock painfully noticeable through the thin fabric. We continued our heated make out session until I gently pushed him off of me and began palming him though his boxers with fake confidence.
“Calum can I… Can I try… Ya know?” I asked nervously motioning down to his crotch.
“Suck my dick?” He asked excitedly.
“Yeah… I mean I haven’t done it before so I will be really bad at it and-”
“Y/n. You will be fucking fantastic at it. I will guide you through it?” He cut me off and kissed my cheek lightly obviously eager for this to happen. I moved down so I was in between his legs, face to face with his crotch. I took a deep breath and pulled his boxers down, his large cock springing free immediately, all the while my eyes continued to widen with worry as I studied the unfamiliar body part.
“You okay y/n?” He chuckled lightly and stroked my cheek.
“I don’t know where the hell you are planning on putting that because it certainly is not going to fit anywhere inside me.” I stated firmly making him laugh loudly.
“Don’t worry about that… It will fit.” He kissed my forehead.
Doubtfully I took his length in my hand and stroked it up and down making Calum moan loudly.
“I’m probably gonna suck at this by the way… Oh my god you get it?! Suck!” I laughed loudly at my unintended pun.
“You- you are such a d-dork” Calum smiled through the pleasure I was giving him from pumping my hand up and down slowly.
“ okay so just start by putting the tip in your mouth… No teeth though” he quickly added making me roll my eyes. Doing as he instructed I gently sucked the tip into my mouth.
“Yeah… Yeah fuck that’s good. Now just take a little at a time and kind of bob your head… Ugh yeah like that” he was heavy on my tongue as I took more and more every time. Seeing Calum as a moaning thriving mess made me want to continue to take more and more, turning me on immensely.
“You are sooo good at this… I knew you would be… Ugh I’m gonna cum y/n” he warned bucking his hips up slightly. I pressed his hips into my mattress and sucked harder, bobbing my he’s down further.
Let me tell you, Calum Hood coming is the most beautiful sight in this world and everyone should have the opportunity to see such beauty at least once in their life. His abs clenched as his back arched, spilling his loud down my throat. I slowly pulled off of him and sat back smirking, just taking in the naked, sweaty gasping body in front of me.
“First time my ass” he moaned after he managed to calm down.
“I did good?” I wiggled my eye brows up and down smugly
“So good… I’m gonna have to return the favour now aren’t I?” He smiled pulling me down beside him and shuffling between my legs.
“It would appear… That giving blow jobs turns you on?” Calum asked smugly gently rubbing me over my wet knickers.
“Just do something” I gasped at the foreign feeling of someone other than myself, touching me down there.
“So bloody demanding” Calum dragged my underwear down slowly and teasingly kissed up my thighs, deliberately avoiding my soaked centre.
“Please” I whimpered out. After my tiny plea Calum dove right in, sucking and running his tongue over my swollen clit.
My head was thrown back, my back was arching off the bed trying to get as much as this pleasure as I could. I felt my insides clenching after an embarrassingly small amount of time but I didn’t really care. “Fuck Calum!” I whimpered out nearing my high. He slowly slipped two of his long fingers inside of me and curved them up, tipping me into a mind shattering orgasm.
“Oh- CALUM!” I through my head back in pleasure.
He let me calm down by pressing light sweet kissed over my stomach and thighs gently rubbing my trembling legs.
“You look really fucking hot when you come.” He muttered against my lips making me blush, despite the intimate moment we had just shared
“You are really good at that” I smiled lazily.
“I do try” he faked cockiness and flipped his hair making me chuckle.
“I- I want too.” I whispered.
“Are you sure? You only lose it once… And it’s gonna hurt-”
“I’m positive.” I cut him off and reached for the condom and tore open the packet. I took the rubber in my hands and looked at it confused
“Uhm… You wanna handle this?” I asked laughing at my totally inexperience. He gently guided my hands down to his again hard length.
“You just pinch the top and roll it down… That’s it” he smiled at me proudly and pecked my lips quickly. He shuffled and positioned himself at my wet enters nice pausing to look at me.
“This is gonna hurt but I will do my best to make you feel as soon as possible.” he kissed my lips slowly, lovingly and intertwined our fingers.
“Tell me to stop and I will.”
He slowly pushed in, inch by inch filling me up. I’m not going to lie. It hurt like a bitch but not nearly as bad as I thought it would.
“Are you okay?” He asked me as I let out a little whimper.
“Yeah.. Just give me a minute… I’m just not used to the feeling” I couldn’t help but smile trough the pain at his sweet actions of peppering kisses across my forehead.
“What the penis feeling?” Calum joked making me smile and chuckle lightly.
“Fuck y/n you don’t know good you feel when you do that” Calum pressed his sweaty face into my shoulder and groaned.
“You can uh… Move but just be slow yeah?” I asked, the pain in my groin subsiding to a full ache. Calum didn’t need to be told twice slowly pulling out and pushing back in, looking at me lovingly and muttering words of praise into my hair. Calum’s pace began to quicken as he neared his high causing me to scratch down his back for the strange yet not totally unpleasant feeling.
“Y/n… God I’m gonna cum” he groaned his hips snapping into mines repeatedly.
“Cum Calum… Cum for me” I moaned into his dark wet hair. With a few more thrusts he quivered and spilled himself inside the condom, collapsing on top of me in pure fatigue.
“Good game champ” I giggled and slapped his ass lightly.
“You really know how to kill a mood don’t you?!” He chuckled and looked at me with narrowed eyes.
“Listen you were the one who hit my head off the bed!”
“Mmmm… Fair enough.” He smirked. His face was incredibly close, his breath fanning out onto my mines.

“What are we now? I don’t want us to not… I can’t have you leave again…” I murmured lowly feeling incredibly vulnerable, not just because of my nakedness.
“Well we can’t just go back to being friends… Friends don’t do what we just did.” He sighed
“What do you want us to be?” I asked nervously… I don’t think I could handle him not wanting to be with me in anyway… I depended in him in so many ways.
“Honestly? I want you to be my girlfriend so fucking bad.” He stated confidently making a grin break out across my face.
“Hmm I don’t know about that… I mean you are kinda annoying. And you smell.” I shrugged with a serious expression.
“Well unlucky for you cause you’re stuck with me” he winked and cuddled me tightly to his naked body.
“Sorry love I got called into work- CALUM?!” My mum squealed opening the door to my bedroom.