i didn't think it was awkward at all

  • Friend: Hey are you ok?
  • Me: Yeah I'm fine
  • My brain: Can we all just take a moment and realize what life would of actually been like if Connor didn't kill himself? I mean Connor was the only one to sign Evans cast and he even said "let's pretend we both have friends" he knows that Evan isn't a very social person and can't make a lot of friends either so Connor would most likely go back to Evan from time to time. Evan would feel a little awkward at first but would probably start to confide in Connor, thinking of him as a support system and the only one there for him and Connor would think the same about Evan. After time I bet they would become best friends and probably be bullied by everyone. They would go through times where they feel like they should just go away and not live anymore but they would never do it without telling the other first because they know that the other is going through the same thing and that they will know how to help. Soon they would start dating. They would secretly think of themselves as the perfect pair while everyone just looked at them and say "those freaks are meant for each other!" But they know why they are the perfect pair. It's because they can trust one another and can be there for one another and they know that if one of them decides that they want to leave and forget all the pain in their lives the other one would never be the same. They will both stay strong for each other. For forever.
  • Me: *tearing up* I'm totally fine

anonymous asked:

Dad, what are your thoughts on awkward sugar daddy Yuuri " I-didn't-mean-to-do-this-I-just-wanted-to-give-him-socks-and-play-with-his-hair" Katsuki and smitten sugar baby Victor "I'm -not-even-in-it-for-the-money-he-treats-me-right-loves-poodles-and-needs-to-be-protected" Nikiforov?

do you mean what are my thoughts on HEIR TO THE KATSUKI HOTEL FORTUNE yuuri katsuki, who is so bad at hitting on victor nikiforov that victor nikiforov thinks that he has to sell his body for a sponsorship??? 

yuuri keeps taking him out for dinner and travels all over the world to see him in competition and is always so surprised when victor takes time out of his crazy schedule to be with him!! yuuri doesn’t mind sliding his limitless credit card over a handful of boutique counters in several different countries after taking victor out shopping, because victor loves fashion, and yuuri loves victor and the things victor loves.  yuuri maybe thinks that he and victor are dating eventually, because these are dates, right?? victor could always say NO, but he never says no, and maybe it’s because for once in yuuri katsuki’s dumb awful lonely rich kid life, someone likes him back. and it’s not like the only reason that victor is doing these things is because Katsuki Hotels is a global chain and one of the biggest ISU sponsors that keeps a roof over victor’s head.  yuuri stays out of those negotiations and lets his father do the talking while he awkwardly stands next to the ficus in ballroom banquets drinking champagne.  he doesn’t even know why victor talks to him! 

(and victor would be doing these things anyway, because he loves yuuri despite himself, and even if yuuri doesn’t really see victor as a person, he’s good at pretending in the moment long enough for victor not to feel used up and torn apart every time until after when he wakes up alone in a Katsuki Hotel presidential suite.)

kisses all around

summary: Richie’s kissed all of the Losers at one point in time. Whether it be for a dare or figuring out his sexuality or because he’s dating one of them. Although, the Losers think Richie hasn’t kissed Eddie - it makes sense. They’re in a secret relationship. But, of course, Richie forgets that small detail. 
warnings: boys kissing, swearing.
pairings: reddie (richie/eddie) with a side of stenbrough (stan/bill), bichie (bill/richie) & platonic beverie (richie/beverly).
a/n: Honestly, I hope you guys like this bc idk what I’m doing tbh. I’m basically winging this. Also I’ve never done a boyxboy fic so bare with me, pals. Oh & sorry if any of them are out of character, I’m need to get used to writing their personalities. (also please give this some attention if you like it).

Richie Tozier liked boys and girls.

He figured that out when he had to kiss Stan Uris in a game of spin the bottle at a party during their freshman year in high school. Of course, he was very much confused afterwards and went up to Beverly Marsh the weekend she decided to visit Derry, Maine. After smoking a cigarette or two with the redhead, he asked to kiss her. Although, Beverly wanted a reason why. She pushed and prodded at Richie until she got the answer.

He was just confused, simple as that.  She agreed right then and there, and proudly kissed Richie.  But somehow that made him even more confused, because what the fuck, I like both? Beverly came out to Richie then to make him feel better.  She liked both, too. Over the years they started talking about cute boys and girls together whenever they could.

A year later during their sophomore year, Richie was a proud bisexual but only out to a few people: Stan, Beverly, and somehow Mike Hanlon figured it out. Richie exactly wasn’t sure how, but he did. During their fall break, the Losers were playing a game of truth or dare at the Quarry. Bev had once again visited Derry, Maine, and they were all extremely happy.  It wasn’t the same without their redheaded girl.

The game was fun - it was there when Richie was dared to kiss Ben. He simply laughed and walked up to the boy. He grabbed Ben’s face and planted one right on his lips before walking away. The Losers who didn’t know of Richie’s sexuality didn’t really think anything of it. It was Richie, why would they?

A year down the road, in their junior year, the trashmouth ended up getting drunk at a party with Bill Denbrough and they made out in a closet until Ben found them. Ben just stared at them for a moment before walking away; though, Ben questioned them both the next day when they were all hungover, but sober. Neither boy talked about it much, surprisingly. They had tried dating but eventually figured out they worked better as best friends than anything. (Kind of because Richie liked someone else who was shorter than him, feisty, and a hypochondriac; and Bill liked a curly headed Jewish boy).

The day when Richie kissed Mike was a completely blank of mind and mostly an accident. It was out excitement.  Mike had gotten Richie a vinyl of his favorite band at the moment for his birthday, and Richie got so happy that he just smashed his lips on Mike’s before continuing his excited shouting. Mike wasn’t grossed out, though. He didn’t mind it; he had to reassure Richie that a couple days later when the glasses wearing boy realized what had happened.

Now, onto Eddie Kaspbrak. Richie Tozier first kissed the smaller boy not too soon after he and Bill tried to do the dating thing. Richie had gotten so fed up with pining after Eddie that on Valentine’s Day, he kissed him in an empty hallway, blurted that he had feelings for him, and walked off. But, then, Eddie ran to him and pulled the taller boy down by the collar of his shirt.  Eddie quickly kissed Richie, again, and stated that he liked him back.

That was a full year ago. Maybe a few days added. Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak have been dating an entire year, completely unknown to the other five Losers.  Well, mostly.  Bev had her suspicions and Bill caught on pretty quickly. The others just chimed it up to be Richie and Eddie hanging out or being the weirdos they are every once in a while.

That is, until Ben brought up Richie having kissed everyone. They were stuck inside Bill’s living room because of the pouring rain outside.  An abandoned game of Go Fish sat on the coffee table and another forgotten game of Monopoly sat near the TV. Bill was sat beside Stan on the two seated couch; Bev sat on the arm of the recliner where Ben sat; Mike was sprawled out on the couch while Richie was by the wall; Eddie had disappeared to grab a snack from the kitchen.

“So, Richie, you’ve kissed almost all of us. Why haven’t you kissed Eddie yet?” He asked, genuinely curious. Bill rolled his eyes, obviously knowing the truth, and Bev covered her growing smile and laughter.

Richie scoffed and leaned against the wall, crossing his arms.  “Well, fuck, Benny Boy, why the hell wouldn’t I kiss Eds? It’s not like he’s my boyfriend or anything,” he sarcastically retaliated.  But he quickly realized his mistake and his half closed eyes widened behind the glasses, which caused his eyes to look even bigger.

“You and Eddie are dating?” Ben asked.

Eddie, who was walking in from the kitchen, dropped the family sized Doritos bag and stared equally wide-eyed at their group of friends. They were all staring back. Except Bev, she was trying not to laugh. And Bill, he was grabbing a couple of dollars from Stan, who was actually glaring at them.

Richie!” Eddie yelled, voice high pitched as he turned to look at his now not so secret boyfriend.

Richie laughed, albeit nervously, and slung an arm around Eddie’s shoulders. “Obviously I’m joking, I haven’t kissed Eds ever! We’re not dating, why the fuck would-?”

“Cut it, Richie, you can’t fool us anymore,” Mike interrupted with a sly grin.

Eddie groaned and Richie rolled his eyes. Though, no one hated on them like Eddie thought would happen. It was why they kept it a secret. Richie didn’t want to push him into coming out and so he went along with keeping the relationship on the down low. At seeing none of them with disgusted expressions, Richie just grinned at Eddie. Eddie flipped his boyfriend off as he picked up the bag of chips.

“For outing us, I’m not kissing you for a whole day.”


Everyone laugh at Richie’s response. Eddie smirked and sat down by Mike’s feet on the couch. Richie grumbled under his breath and crossed his arms again as he leaned against the wall.

“Oh, cheer up, Richie,” Beverly laughed, “An entire day won’t be that bad.”

“Yeah, yeah. Fuck off, Marsh.”

a/n: okAY I hope you guys liked this, I thought of it half asleep this morning & decided “fuck it, I’m writing this” so here ya go, pals!! sorry for any spelling mistakes btw, I’ll fix it up later.

Things I didn't realise were dysphoria

1. Hating being made to wear a bra
2. Blocking out memories from when I was younger
3. Feeling out of place socially all the time
4. Wanting to lose weight in order to achieve what I now realise was a male-appearing figure
5. Feeling awkward about my height and hand size
6. Thinking my face looked weird (not ugly, just not angular enough)
7. Liking any body hair that grew on me
8. Feeling like I was in a costume whenever I wore a dress
9. Not liking my name
10. Identifying more with male role models

anonymous asked:

I feel like I'm alone in thinking that that Bellarke scene was (no sarcasm this time!) actually pretty platonic. I know that it's a big trope to have an aborted love confession, and I'm sure the writers wanted us to speculate that it was romantic. But the "special" line was kind of awkward, and I didn't feel anything romantic from how Bob was reading the line. I consider him the best actor on the show, so I feel like he would have made it more emotional if that were the case.

See, here’s the thing. I think from Bellamy, this scene IS platonic. I don’t think Bellamy has ever thought he had a chance with Clarke. Not before. Not after L. He probably knows about Niylah and he’s just not going there. He has no idea that Clarke is falling all over herself and salivating over him. He might be pining for her, but he knows how to keep it locked down. He’s steering away from love and focused on the mission and his sister. 

Clarke was in no way, shape or form, being platonic. You don’t rake your eyes over your platonic friend’s body and then gasp and turn away sadly, hiding your face, if you don’t want to turn that platonic friend into a NON platonic friend.

They’ve spent the last few episodes trying to prove to us that Clarke is totally devoted to Bellamy. That she thinks he’s special. That he is special to her. Not as a partner or buddy. As That One Person. “I was willing to risk my mother” she says. SHE IS NOT WILLING TO RISK BELLAMY. what? Gosh people were so upset last season when there was the speculation that she would not have sacrificed Bellamy the way she did Abby, and here she is, in canon, saying she WON’T sacrifice Bellamy. Wow. Platonic? Okay.

And how about they way she kept checking out his body. 

How is that conceivably platonic? This is the one I don’t get. She’s been doing it forever, but it’s getting more obvious. Like MULTIPLE times she’s looking him up and down. How is that not sexual or romantic or lust or longing any word which would make it NOT PLATONIC?

What was he going to say? I don’t know. It could have been a love confession, or it could have been something about how special SHE was. 

Because it was absolutely triggered by that word to HIM. She called him special and he looked at her as if it meant something. It was personal. It was not for the mission or the partnership. It was him. How she felt about him.

And I think what felt forced about it was that she wasn’t talking about Octavia’s feelings for Bellamy, but for her OWN feelings about Bellamy. She sees him as special and she wants O to value him the way she does. 

And I think HE noticed that. 

Clarke is a puddle of unrequited love and longing. Bellamy is STEERING AWAY. (Bob I love you for giving me that key to his behavior in season 4 and then trying to pretend you were joking. Nope. This is it.)

the walking dead characters as tv show quotes
  • rick: we arrested a woman today because we are feminists
  • michonne: what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
  • carl: dad, can i give you some tough love? i think youre insane
  • daryl: hey i was never happy, i was just less pissed off
  • jesus: i wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
  • carol: i guess i've been taking it pretty hard, and i'm sorry i disrupted the class and killed everyone.
  • maggie: everybody should listen to me, all the time, about everything
  • glenn: im hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
  • beth: i once saw a zebra named gavin give birth at the zoo and i cried hysterically.
  • hershel: I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam to serve hotdogs to teenagers
  • sasha: my soap opera name is shinaynay martin luther king boulevard... boy, i've got to get some black friends.
  • tyresse: hey i just came out here to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you
  • rosita: i'm sorry i called you a pain in the ass. i'm angry and i love you.
  • abraham: i'm not saying i'm superman, but let me just put it this way...if i were to be shot in the head, i'm pretty sure i'd be fine. i almost welcome it.
  • tara: man up? sexist.
  • eugene: you know, im just staying positive but im pretty sure that this is where we die
  • aaron: at least i dont look like a lumberjack
  • ezekiel: Where Zen ends, ass kicking begins
  • morgan: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other
  • shane: Hey, hey. Now there's only two people horribly dead here, that's an acceptable loss.
  • lori: ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.
  • t-dog: my funeral is my time to shine
  • negan: is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object?
  • governor: nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
  • merle: drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot
  • andrea: it was a joke. i was insulting him. you know, flirting.

anonymous asked:

when you come down of your Elsie highness I'd like to know what do you think is going on. I mean Darren didn't mention her at all, in fact, he did go out of his way to make sure there was no misunderstanding about who those songs were for. She stayed quiet with no OTT posts on snap, only talking to chuck, and looks like barely interact with D, unless you count that picture of them awkward hugging where it looks like Darren was thanking her for coming lol

This is the only anon I am going to answer today about this as today belongs to Darren and the other amazing performers ON THE STAGE. Again, what an incredibly night. SO SO SO PROUD of Darren.  

Can we just talk about the hug?  First, I guess when there is no SK and no BFF you must find a new source.  Julie J to the rescue.  That photo is so fucking awkward. He looked more comfortable hugging the insane amount of fans that had meet and greets (I think every he hugged every person). Smart though, they did NOT show his face.  Because they know it is generally pretty transparent. And notice that as per the usual, he is holding something in his hand.

On the remainder of the day. I can say, I only saw her in the beginning. The venue did not allow for roaming and attention whoring. So she stuck to her few snaps.  The only time I saw her was before it started, she was in the VIP section trying to converse with the Criss family. Cerena was doing her best to sing along to Marie’s and ignore her without being obvious. 

The Chuck video makes me laugh.  Again, it is beyond obvious that Chuck & M are way more comfy that she is with her “bf” of one million years.

NO SHOUT OUTS. NO MENTIONS. NOTHING. It was truly a beautiful thing. And his set list screamed CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS.  Being mistreated. And not making apologies for who he is.  It was amazing. I was standing with @souly and @flowersintheattic254. I cannot emphasize the amount of times we just looked at each other, smiled and thought the song choices were pretty perfect.

Things are changing anon, I really, really believe this to be true. Darren did the needful. This will continue until the bar opens.  But that is all he is giving at this point.

anonymous asked:

I am personally not worried about Touka, but I am a little intrigued by Mutsuki's jealousy towards her. Also, I love the fact Haise was so attracted by Touka even if he didn't remember her. I think that at this point it's obvious the two of them have a strong attraction for each other and it's interesting how despite this they can't communicate properly.

Hey Anon! Thanks for reading :) 

And yeah, I was a bit caught off guard that it seemed Haise actually went more than twice to :Re while in fact it’s not that surprising (considering that he thought about her in ch31.5 during Christmas, way after the last time we saw him going to :Re). 

Anyway, I also agree that the difference between Haise’s behavior and Kaneki’s current awkwardness is a bit funny, but all in all that’s not so surprising either :) 

Kaneki really went through a lot during the last arc: between Arima’s death, Eto’s proposal of becoming the OEK… And as I said once, he probably hasn’t showed an actual smile ever since Arima died, so since he’s focusing on “having to fight” (like after the Aogiri arc in TG), a lot of things are put on hold for the time being.

That being said…

…Touka’s punch didn’t really help the fact that things between them are awkward and that they need to talk. But I’m hopeful…

‘Cause Touka asked for a talk and Kaneki’s comrades are aware that he’s having a few difficulties processing what the role of the OEK means. 

So don’t worry Anon, I’m sure they will be able to start communicating properly once they get to talk! 

Have a nice weekend and thanks again for reading! :)

Well, Anon, from the moment this…

happens just before they started the investigation for the auction arc, I think that means that Sasako making this compliment to Mutsuki didn’t make them uncomfortable. On they contrary they were rather flustered and happy (because they already had this obsessive crush on Haise back then). 

Basically just consider that at the moment of :Re ch1, Mutsuki already was starting to be “in love” with Haise, okay? This will make things easier xD

I hope it helps, have a nice weekend!

Hey Anon! Well, between her obvious crush on Saiko in ch112 and this omake, yeah probably. :)

The point is, she’s interested in Saiko: she could be a lesbian, bi or pan, it’s all that matters ‘cause her crush is super cute.

Pass it on.

Haha, have a nice weekend Anon!

Hey Anon! 

Well, in my opinion, it should probably be either…



Not so different from the fandom as a whole, hahah xDD Have a nice weekend Anon!

anonymous asked:

I had a dream about Erwin. I can't remember how it came to this point, but he just held my face and smiled. It was quiet and we didn't do anything, but it didn't feel uncomfortable or awkward. It was calming if anything... He started smiling like he was holding something in and he started laughing. Like a lot, just really genuine surprised laughter. I think about it a lot. Like when I get scared or anxious, that Erwin's there. Holding my face, looking in my eyes and smiling like he loves me.

Levi!  I’ve told you before, get the fuck off Anon, we all know it’s you! 

Honestly it warms my heart that you guys have the most beautiful tender dreams about Erwin.  And I think it speaks volumes that when Levi remembers Erwin, it’s not as the brave, bad ass commander, or even the tortured soul, Levi remembers him with that beautiful warm gentle smile, and that’s how he appears in your dreams too.  

I’m glad Erwin is always there for you when ever you’re scared or anxious Anon, and you’re blessed to have heard him laugh. If ever there was a man who deserved a little laughter in his life, surely it was Erwin Smith


Elesh Norn Sprite!

anonymous asked:

It's interesting how we all perceive things differently. I felt like Phil seemed less comfortable than Dan! But for the most part I didn't think either of them were really that uncomfortable (they played it up for effect) and with the jokes I think it was just being aware they were filmingna video and trying to make it entertaining. Good mix of educational & funny. I cringed hard the first time through - watched it a couple hours later & found enjoyed it more after I knew what to expect.

that is def interesting!!! i didnt perceive phil as uncomfortable at all, other than his usual slight awkwardness when he’s 3 way collabing with someone else plus dan (i think he’s a lil quieter so he’s a lil more on edge in that kind of setting? and what u said, re: self-awareness and wanting to be entertaining and funny but in a context that is not the normal/usual one for him) but ya, i didnt pick up on discomfort regarding the actual topics of discussion at all! gonna rewatch the vid later and maybe i will see if things come across differently to me this time around! 

anonymous asked:

(1/2) Thanks for responding! I absolutely agree; writing Keith as someone uncaring just never sits well with me, because it conflates social awkwardness with not caring. The same goes for conflating "doesn't have romantic interest" with "doesn't care about Allura at all"; it's yikes to suggest a guy has to be attracted to a girl to care about her. I think he definitely sees her as a teammate, leader, and potential sibling figure like Shiro, and was anxious she'd decide he didn't belong.

(2/2) So from there, I also read “we can’t leave people to die even if they are Galra” as not only heroic development, but a reflection of Keith’s own fears about whether he’d be deserted because of who he is. I really love the weblum episode for Keith because there’s an interesting play of Keith being with a quiet scene partner and having to communicate verbally more, on top of with Hunk. I think both the animation and his VA infuse a lot of great subtext for unpacking.

Oh I’d say it’s pretty clear that one of the big scary things about Keith turning out to be an alien isn’t that he’s “technically a bad guy”- since Ulaz and the Blade were firmly established to the team before it was confirmed- as much as there’s this suddenly very scary idea that he doesn’t ‘belong’ in the same context as all the people he cares about.

Part of him taking a chance on WG and really wanting it to work out- his little “so you’re just like the rest of them,” after the fact is, Keith really wants to be able to connect emotionally with someone else who’s a galra and have that be okay and safe and comfortable. The Blade are Voltron’s allies, but they also made, basically, a very scary first impression- and Keith really isn’t sure what to make of them, I think.

Keith really wants to feel connected to the rest of the team, and that connection is what he was looking for when he went to find out the story behind the knife. But what’s coming up so far… a connection to a planet that was destroyed a long time ago, and now a connection to a rather cold, distant rebel group that risks his standing with the rest of the team.

And I’m absolutely with you, anon, I don’t see Keith and Allura as a ship personally, but I think it’s a crying shame for people who aren’t fans of the ship to insist that these people don’t care about each other at all to try and “take that shippers.” Space family loves each other dammit. You really can’t overstate how important it was for Keith to hear Allura specifically tell him that whatever else make it back home.

Also, there’s just so much potential with Keith and Allura. Like- they’re both very driven high-energy people who try to take things Very Seriously, but they’re also kind of… they’re endearing dorks who are easily roped into ridiculous things. Like. Ark of Taujeer is a little hearbreaking in many regards but the fact that Keith and Allura independently came to the exact same conclusion of “clearly the way to solve this problem is to run away from home” and then immediately teamed up when they realized the other person had the same plan.

There is beautiful potential here for these guys to be in a ridiculous situation, decide the only logical way out is an even more ridiculous solution, and then set to it completely seriously. 

anonymous asked:

Yoooo I'm looking for some D+P blogs to follow. You got some suggestions? I like shitposting and edits!!!

hi !! i don’t think i’m the best person to ask this (whoops sorry) but here are some blogs that i adore:

@acednp (the love of my life), @hazyphil @wavydanrises @dansucc @heckdan @dangelical @pugjumper @fringegaps @acephan @hornedhoodie @sorcererphil @softestdanny @bumbledan @energeticwarrior @dinofisdead @astronautdan @pepperminthowell @httpsdaniel @celestialesters @imlovephil @gloaminghowell @blackparadehowell @danopoly @dansforeheadcurl @fallinghowell

((i feel awkward for mentioning y’all because you’re so Cool and i haven’t even really talked to u but i love u all, keep being awesome))

anonymous asked:

Lili could have totally been like "peace out, not dealing with this hot mess," but she didn't. She stood by Cole in an awkward situation and I think that's really cool.

I agree—I’m glad that they both seemed to have calmed down/felt better about it all later, as well. I’m also sure the production and security crew will NOT be having a pleasant conversation this AM (and most likely receiving pink slips)

 Dean is a strong, young Alpha, with a pack that he formed fairly recently, so everyone is curious as to why he hasn’t chosen an Omega yet. It’s not that there aren’t interested parties, Dean is attractive, and unlike some Alphas, only as asshole some of the time. Still, no matter how much Lisa and Cassie and countless other available Omegas attempt to catch his eye, nothing works.

Once the one year mark hits, the Winchester pack starts to wonder if their Alpha is even interested in Omegas at all when Gabriel informs them one day that his brother, Castiel, is back from the special School for the Deaf that their parents had sent him away to. When Dean finds out he runs out of the house, going straight for the park that Gabriel said he had seen the Omega and their youngest brother, Samandriel, at.

When Castiel first sees the Alpha, his name falls perfectly from his lips, having spent hours together as children working on the pronunciation. Dean’s sign language is rusty after having not used it for a few years, but with that and Cas now being better at reading lips they manage conversation fairly well. Of course, that doesn’t mean that Dean doesn’t go home later and study ASL just as intently as he had when he was 13 and had just met Castiel.

Despite having known the Alpha since he was in middle school, and having both Gabriel and Balthazar in his pack, Michael is still cautious when Dean comes courting his little brother. Still, he passes with flying colors during the obligatory awkward family dinner, able to communicate with Cas better than pretty much all of his kin, even when simply making faces at each other from across the table. This certain habit progresses even more once they’re mated and Cas has moved in, allowing them to have entire conversations when across the room from each other with nothing more than facial expressions. The pack finds it far more annoying than you’d think.  

spring awakening in a nutshell
  • mama who bore me: who the fuck?? am i??
  • mama who bore me reprise: WHO THE FUCK?? ARE WE?? featuring stomping
  • all that's known: someday i'm going to be a star!!
  • bitch of living: WHO THE FUCK?? ARE WE?? male edition
  • me junk: didn't know little mix were here
  • touch me: when you know what you want to say but not how to put it
  • word of your body: this is awkward!! haha you're pretty
  • dark i know well: frightening
  • and then there were none: hey moritz!! america sucks
  • mirror blue night: someday i'm going to be a star!! reprise
  • i believe: is this sex? ok i think we're having sex now
  • don't do sadness: i guess i'm a refrigerator with a burst pipe, cool but broken inside
  • blue wind: remember?? ha ha life was good
  • the guilty ones: lets not do that again
  • left behind: tears
  • totally fucked: that meme where that chef tries to add sugar to a thing but it's salt and it goes rather less well than he'd hoped
  • the word of your body reprise: i'm like a pussycat
  • whispering: many many tears
  • those you've known: so much for being a star
  • the song of purple summer: you can't expect me to actually know what's going on here do you

zobothehob0  asked:

i was going to send this in our chat but other people deserve to see this. imagine this: harry and taylor see each other back stage. awkward conversation is had... including one super rehearsed but tripped over apology from taylor.. because even her hours of rehearsing didn't prepare her for actually *seeing* him again. and harry's barely paying attention even though he wants to but all he can do or think about is how big her boobs got and all the love they made.

  • (based on my experiences meeting different armys)
  • Seokjin Stans: Can I call you all soccer moms with a dark side?..well I will. Most caring fans - will most likely go outta their way to make sure your happy, will share their things with you and will ALWAYS make sure your well fed. But once they get past talking about how much of a princess their jinie is, they will be hardcore debating how dominate Jin would be in bed, and how he would put those shoulders to use. Also probably were once namjoon biased but switched which boyfriend they biased at one point(most likey due to seeing seokjin on AHL cause well..yeah;)
  • Yoongi Stans: Don't you DARE cross them cause they can cut you down - really tough when it comes to standing up for what is right and for their friends - like they can handle their own in a fight(DO NOT ATTEMPT MEETING THEM IN THE PIT!) but actually are the nicest people once you get to know them (please approach and become friends with a yoongi stan - ignore the resting bitch face - THEY ARE LITERAL ANGELS). They are gifted by the god of sarcasm.
  • Hoseok Stans: THEY SHIT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR ASS/MOUTH/EYES/EARS - really thats the best description its literally matches every hobi stan I have ever met(and if they don't shit and puke rainbows while riding an unicorn they are probably jungkook stans). Extremly nice and open. But a waterfall couldn't quench their thirst - for hobi's ass/thighs/smile/abs/selfies while in america/.
  • Namjoon Stans: BABY PROFF EVERYTHING PROTECT YOUR VALUABLES ! and carry extra badges for us(yes i'm a namjoon stan). They may not seem it cause they all tend to be klutzes and they probably come across like a young children that you wanna protect - but they are probably the most dirty minded out of all the stans (like namjoon stans discuss namjoons "automatic dick" like they're discussing the weather, but they're all extremely pure hearted children/and how those two opposite exist in the same personality i do not know/. Actually brilliant and extremely witty individuals. Best way I think I can describe Namjoon stans are; Awkward Artistic Individuals. Usually both extremely proud and low-key embarrassed by namjoon at the same time.
  • Jimin stans: OH DEAR GOD ALL THESE CHILDREN NEED COUNSELING - IF A WATERFALL CAN'T QUENCH HOBI STANS THIST THE ENTIRE MASS OF THE WORLDS OCEANS COULDN'T QUENCH A JIMIN STANS THIRST. THIGHS, ASS, ABS, SMILE, TOUNGE, CUTENESS, ARM GUNS, DID I MENTION ASS??? they drool over this boy 29/7(i didn't typo that, they have created extra hours to drool over this boy). They are the sweetest cinnamon rolls with the hormones of a teenage boy going through puberty with exploding ovaries all over the place. Jimin protection squad is strong - DO NOT screw with a jimin stan - DO NOT interfere when jimin stans are fighting each other (its scary).
  • Taehyung stans: Maybe the scariest out of all the fans - possession issues over tae are a high possibility. Other then that they are extremely fun and say shit that will at first shock the hell outta you(cause they look like like cute muffin babies)but will make you crack up laughing - not cause they are trying to crack a joke but them just being them and the shit they say is downright hilarious. Mood makers, every group of friends need a tae stan.
  • Jungkook stans: Kinda just like jungkook themselves. Cause they seems sweet, innocent and quite - but omg once they get comfortable with you their true FANTASTICALLY DORK WEIRD ASS PERSONALITIES SHINES. Most are going through a extremely delicate phase in life because of the jungkook transformation (or as I like to call it the KOOKIE transformation into MR. JEON) most haven't learned to cope with the HOLY FUCKING HELL ATTRACTIVENESS that has seemed to slapped Jeon Jungkook into the face and overall body aesthetics over the past 9-12 months add that ontop of the resent legal bday - i suggest not engaging in a conversation with a jungkook stan about jungkooks handsomeness, most stans will temporally lose their minds as they jump in a trashcan yelling at the top of their lungs I AM JEON KOOIE TRASH!!~~. Also the kinkiest of all the stans(yes even more then namjoon stans). Cute emo hipsters.