i didn't set them on fire it was

“I meant the drinks- actually this is really nice. Have you ever considered the domestic properties of your quirk and how extreme weather might affect the energy…”

STAY COOL, KIDS!

wanna one as things i've said
  • Daniel: my sweater smells really good right now but i know if i wear it for the day it won't smell as good and i'm afraid that i'll never be able to get this smell again.
  • Jihoon: i look so cute right now but no one wants to go out but you know what? fuck them i deserve to show the world my beauty.
  • Daehwi: yesterday i cried while making toaster strudel. i didn't cry because of the toaster strudel i cried because i saw a stray cat and he looked so lonely.
  • Jaehwan: i am so talented in so many ways but people can't seem to see it? sure, i almost set my kitchen on fire making noodles and lost my dog while walking it but doesn't everyone?
  • Seongwoo: sometimes i wish i wasn't as loud and extra but then i realize that that's my brand, my gimmick it's what people are gonna remember me for.
  • Woojin: it's 3:55 am and i just heard a loud noise i'm not sure if it's a murderer or a tree but either way i'm still not going to be able to sleep.
  • Guanlin: i hate and love when people tell me what to do because on one hand i like being independent and strong but on the other i forget how to tie my own shoelaces
  • Jisung: some days i feel like i'm 80 and other days i feel like i'm 4, like one second i want to sleep for nine years and others i just wanna yell about everything.
  • Minhyun: i think i could be a better person. not in this life but maybe another. i could be reincarnated into the nicest fucking bird in the world and everyone would love me.
  • Jinyoung: i'm tired of people thinking i'm depressed because i don't smile. like i'm not sad it's just i don't care about what you're saying and i'm thinking about ducks.
  • Sungwoon: i wish it wasn't weird for people my age to go trick-or-treating because now if i want candy i actually have to buy it with my money. i wish i could still dress up as a furry and not be judged.
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THE PUNISHER | 1.05

So, you met Madani, huh?

anonymous asked:

When you said you didn't know what the Ahsen one would look like, I just like to imagine He's is that one person on a trip who brings so much luggage with them for some odd reason. But instead of the bags being filled with clothes and stuff, they're just filled with almost all his armor sets.

That’s a funny idea, but he wouldn’t be able to escort his blind girlfriend in unknown area. He needs his hands free.

Also people told me the Fallen Knight-armor set is the “main” one in Dark Souls 3. So here’s a summer outfit based on that.

thewhoreofficial  asked:

Hi there! Love your blog so much! I searched for a Game of Thrones tag, but didn't find anything. Maybe I just didn't look hard enough. Could you possibly update/make the tag for it? Thank you ilysm!

we do have that tag! here

A Boy and His Wolf by theonewiththeeyebrows (1/1 | 1,543 | G)

The Sheriff finds a wolf after a fire burns down a neighboring village. The Sheriff’s son takes a shine to the wolf, maybe it’s the blood that runs through his veins, the same Stark blood that was very much his mother’s.

the lone wolf dies by callunavulgari (1/1 | 241 | PG13)

“I’m yours now,” the wildling boy tells him. The sun’s rays catch on his eyes and set them afire. “And you are mine.”

Moon of My Life by stinlinskis (1/1 | 2,262 | NR)

“Is this the omega? He is beautiful,” Kate’s nose wrinkles when the unknown man says that. “My Alpha will certainly be pleased with him. I am Scott.”

Kate snorts, “Well Scott, your alpha has very low standards then. He is too skinny for an omega.”

Scott only smiles again, “An omega nonetheless…trust me. He’ll want him.”

Game of Thrones AU in which Omega Stiles Stilinski is sold to the Alpha Hale by Princess Kate in exchange for his shifters services in claiming the other kingdoms of Westeros.

Unknown Kindness in a Cruel World by Dexterous_Sinistrous (1/1 | 25,257 | NC17)

The prince carefully observed Stiles. “Do you know who I am?”

Stiles knew he should have. “No,” he answered, knowing the pimp would be unhappy with that answer.

“Are you afraid of me?” The prince asked, his eyes never leaving Stiles.

Stiles’ heart was pounding in his ears, adrenaline pumping through his veins. He knew the pimp would want him to answer with a quip or flirtation. But Stiles didn’t want to lie—not to the prince. And he couldn’t tell why. “No,” he truthfully answered.

ft working in a restaurant
  • jellal, blinded era: hello! table or booth?
  • customers: booth please
  • jellal: right this way..
  • jellal: *feels a table* is this a booth?
  • customers: ...
  • meanwhile
  • gray: ugh ok what do u want
  • customers: what do you recommend?
  • gray: excuse me? i don't eat here
  • customers: are you serious?
  • gray: oh wait, i recommend a dish called "shut the fuck up"
  • meanwhile
  • gildarts, washing dishes: *automatically crashes dishes without even trying*
  • gildarts: lol dang it *takes another plate*
  • gildarts: *crash* dang it!!
  • meanwhile
  • levy: *voice at a speed of 180 miles per hour* alriiiiight.. table 3 wants the soup of the day with the special hold the onions, extra spice cooked well done with a side of fruit, no strawberries and the other one wants a salmon lightly seasoned and grilled. *leaves*
  • gajeel:
  • gajeel: *triggered the vietnam war flashback*
  • gajeel:
  • gajeel: chicken nuggets it is then
  • meanwhile
  • gildarts: we hVAE NO MORE PLATES!!!!1111
  • juvia: well, that's what you get for not being more gentle gilda-
  • juvia, seeing a fish ready to be served: *triggering aquatic feels*
  • juvia: oH MY GOD
  • juvia:
  • juvia: *serves the fish with a dead glare*
  • meanwhile
  • mirajane: do you know where all the strawberry cakes are?
  • lucy: i thought i saw erza holding them
  • mirajane: ...wheeeennnnn?
  • lucy: right.. now.
  • erza: *stops in tracks and innocently glances at them*
  • mirajane: *runs after erza* stOP HOARDING THE STRAWBERRY SHIT
  • meanwhile
  • jellal: *feels another table* how about this?
  • customers: *annoyed* we said BOOTH
  • jellal: you know what
  • jellal: you could sit on the floor for all i care
  • meanwhile
  • gray: dude where the fuck are the fishes!!
  • natsu: i don't know, the only thing in there were drinks!
  • happy, out of nowhere: i ate them
  • meanwhile
  • natsu: sting, we got fired..
  • natsu: again
  • sting: geez.. why don't you set the place on fire while you're at it??
  • sometimes later
  • fire siren, firefighters everywhere, sting crying on the ground: i didn't mean it literally for fucks sake!!
January has grown too big to share our twin-sized bed.
She is poised, coiled like a snake. Always ready to pounce.
This month was war-torn, and there is still more bloodshed
to come. She spins her finger through candle wax, says, this
whole world is falling apart, and I’m the only one holding it together. This is a heavy burden, and yet she keeps
her spine straight. I try to take notes. Force my back rigid,
release the tension, pretend the flames dancing on my palm
won’t set fire to my body. As if I wasn’t born with my bones
dipped in gasoline. I ask her what to do when the ghosts
won’t stay dead. She looks at me like I'm the child, like less
than thirty days ago she didn't fit in the palm of my hand.
Says, kick them out of bed, change the locks, pretend
you don’t recognize their face until it becomes true.
—  January Can’t Tell If the Glass Is Half Empty or Half Full So She Breaks It, Angelea Lowes

me: okay time to work out for real

me, realistically: -spends five minutes looking at lipsticks from nyx-

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one who is over Peter/Chris? I never really shipped them, but didn't mind them as a secondary ship in Sterek fics. Now roll my eyes when they are a couple in fics. I'd much rather Peter be paired w/the sheriff.


Well, I think your tastes change and there’s no problem with that. But you know as soon as you say you’re over a certain pairing that someone will come along with a fic that will absolutely blow you out of the water! 

I love Peter/Chris. I’d actually love to read more stories set before the Hale fire, because–like everyone else–I totally head canon them as having a thing, back when Chris was a good little soldier and sassy Peter was his dirty, dirty secret! 


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<p>~The fire rages, not only in his hands but in his soul. It’s ripping him apart piece by piece, and it all started with him. Just one taste could set their whole world ablaze.~</p> <p>~The demon in his soul wants him. It’s drawn to him. A moth to a flame. And it’s begging to be burned. To be scorched by the sting of his tongue. To be choked by the smoke of his kiss.~

> <p>~The fire burns within them both, and it wants to see their hearts crumble to ash.~</p>

anonymous asked:

Me and DB adopted two huskies together and his " wife " demands I give them to him. She threatens she's going to sue me for them but in legal papers they're mine. She's angry to why I didn't give her a reaction when I saw her " didn't shout , cry ) he wasn't even a man enough to confront me and keep sending his backstabbing bitch whom helped me buy the wedding dress that I set on fire that night. Thank you very much for responding I'm sorry if I'm making you or the others feel uncomfortable.

Honey.

You have NOTHING to apologize for.

I haven’t seen any express discomfrot. Unless anger on your behalf counts.

More under the cut because it’s not mysme related and it’s a long post.

Keep reading

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in a galaxy far, far away challenge

day 4: favorite relationshipanakin & padme (anidala)

“you love me? i thought we had decided not to fall in love. that we’d be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.”

“i think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. i truly… deeply… love you and before we die i want you to know.”

'Frozen' Starter Sentences
  • "Beware the frozen heart."
  • "The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
  • "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
  • "The heart is not so easily changed."
  • "There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
  • "Fear will be your enemy."
  • "Come on let's go and play."
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies."
  • "I wish you would tell me why!"
  • "It doesn't have to be a snowman."
  • "Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
  • "I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "I don't want to hurt you!"
  • "______ please, I know you're in there."
  • "People have been asking where you're been."
  • "They say have courage and I'm trying to."
  • "I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "What are we gonna do?"
  • "Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
  • "There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
  • "Wow am I so ready for this change."
  • "For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
  • "Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
  • "For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
  • "I can't wait to meet everyone!"
  • "What if I meet the one?"
  • "I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
  • "I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
  • "Which is totally bizarre."
  • "Nothing like the life I've led so far."
  • "For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
  • "And I know it's totally crazy."
  • "At least I've got a chance."
  • "Don't let them in, don't let them see."
  • "Be the good girl you always have to be."
  • "Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
  • "But it's only for today."
  • "It's agony to wait."
  • "A chance to change my lonely world."
  • "A chance to find true love."
  • "Nothing's in my way."
  • "I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
  • "Wait, what?"
  • "Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
  • "Your physique helps, I'm sure."
  • "Can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy!"
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "It's nothing like I've ever known before."
  • "Love is an open door."
  • "I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
  • "Sandwiches!"
  • "That's what I was gonna say!"
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Jinx! Jinx again!"
  • "You and I were just meant to be."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
  • "Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
  • "I'm sorry, I'm confused."
  • "May I talk to you please? Alone?"
  • "You can't marr someone you just met!"
  • You can if it's true love!"
  • "Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"
  • "All you know is how to shut people out."
  • "I can't live like this anymore!"
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"
  • "What are you so afraid of?!"
  • "I'm completely ordinary!"
  • "She/he would never hurt me."
  • "A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."
  • "Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
  • "Don't let them know? Well know they know!"
  • "Let it go."
  • "Can't hold it back anymore."
  • "I don't care what they're going to say."
  • The cold never bothered me anyway."
  • "You'll never see me cry."
  • "Here I stand, and here I'll stay."
  • "I'm never going back."
  • "The past is in the past."
  • "That perfect girl/guy is gone."
  • "She/he's a stinker."
  • "Snow. It had to be snow."
  • "Ooh, and sauna!"
  • "Hoo-hoo!"
  • "Big summer blowout!"
  • "Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."
  • "Reindeers are better than people."
  • "Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."
  • "Everyone of them's bad, except you."
  • "But people smell better than reindeers."
  • "That's once again true, for all except you."
  • "We leave now, right now."
  • "Hold on, we like to go fast!"
  • "Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"
  • Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
  • "Foot size doesn't matter."
  • "What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."
  • "All men do it."
  • "Are you some sort of love expert?"
  • "Because I don't trust your judgement."
  • "Who marries a man she just met?!"
  • "It's true love!"
  • "You almost set me on fire!"
  • "But I just paid it off."
  • "I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."
  • "This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."
  • "Sometimes I really don't like you."
  • "No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."
  • "You're creepy."
  • "It's just a head!"
  • "Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"
  • "Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."
  • "Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"
  • "I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."
  • "I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."
  • "Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."
  • "The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."
  • "Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."
  • "I'm gonna tell him."
  • "Don't you dare!"
  • "Somebody's gotta tell him."
  • "Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
  • "I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."
  • "Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."
  • "That was like a crazy trust exercise."
  • "I'm gonna cry."
  • "Go ahead, I won't judge."
  • "Do you think she knows how to knock?"
  • "It opened! That's a first."
  • "It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"
  • "Please don't shut me out again."
  • "Please don't slam the door."
  • "You don't have to keep your distance anymore."
  • "I will be right here."
  • "You mean well, but leave me be."
  • "Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."
  • "I'm such a fool, I can't be free."
  • "We can face this thing together."
  • "What power do you have to stop me?"
  • 'It is not nice to throw people!"
  • "Don't talk to him like that."
  • "My hair? Look at your hair!"
  • "You hesitated."
  • "I like to consider myself a love expert."
  • "Take off your clothes!"
  • "Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"
  • "So he's got a few flaws."
  • "You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."
  • "He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
  • "She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
  • "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
  • "Don't be the monster they fear you are."
  • "Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
  • "Some people are worth melting for."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"

Does anyone know if there’s a way to make xkit hide blacklisted posts entirely instead of just telling you a post has been hidden, because there’s one thing in particular that annoys me when I even see that posts are there

anonymous asked:

Can I rant about tonight's PB? I was really hoping they were gonna give us some dad Michael moments, some love between him and Sara etc… but now there's only 4 episodes left and we got nothing. They know we care more about family than all of this, why are they being so goddamn slow to deliver? If their reunion is in the last episode I'm gonna SET PAUL SCHEURING ON FIRE. We didn't need five (NOW SIX) episodes of Yemen at all.

rant away! i was… slightly disappointed that we didn’t get more in that flashback tonight. i wanted them to at least speak to each other, i’ll admit. but the more i thought about it, the more i realized i was just happy to see them in the same space. the worst part about characters you really want to see together being separated is how long it seems like it takes them to be put back in the same space. it took ten episodes to get michael and sara back together in season two and that felt like an eternity. but they do it on purpose. they can’t blow their load all in four episodes and have them back together, as much as i wish they would. i try to look at it like it just makes the eventual reunion that much better.

but don’t worry. i am 99% sure they’re reunited earlier than the last episode. paul scheuring is safe from your flames. here is an episode still from episode 7. please pay close attention to the dresser in the background behind whip:

now, this was in a promo fox put out in the first week of march:

look in the background there behind sara! that’s the same dresser! so i think they’ll be reunited in episode 7. that’s, like, 3 episodes later than i would have chosen to reunite them, but at least it isn’t the last episode, right?

however, i don’t think he’s going to meet mike until the last episode. i might be wrong, but i feel pretty strongly we’re gonna have to wait until the bitter end for that one, unfortunately. 

desidiasin  asked:

How would they react to waking up in the middle of the night to a mochi version of them (that they didn't know existed) eating all their food.

2p america: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2p england: oh hello~ *stab*

2p france: HEY I NEED THAT TO EAT!

2p china: NO MY COOKIES!!!

2p russia:….what is this thing!?

2p canada: how did this get here what is this

2p italy: WHYYYYYY

2p germany: pokes it with stick “the fuck”

2p japan: YANG!

2p prussia: pets it “well its cute…”

2p romano: throws it out window

2p belarus: SCREAM

2p ukraine: this isn’t happening

2p spain: chops it in half

2p austria: sets it on fire

Overwatch Characters as Shit I've Done
  • Ana: Tried to snipe someone on my own team during laser tag and then chased them down when it didn't work
  • Bastion: chased down a pigeon three blocks because I thought it was pretty
  • D.Va: stayed up all night playing a video game on my brother's console and eating an entire party size bag of tortilla chips to stay awake
  • Genji: jumped off of the top bunk of my bed with a pool noodle and hit my brother in the face
  • Hanzo: convinced my parents to buy me a bow and arrow for christmas and then shot a hole in the back gate
  • Junkrat: offered to light a small firework and ended up setting my skirt on fire
  • Lúcio: locked myself in the skating rink bathroom because I didn't want to go home
  • McCree: Fell off my bed and screamed "Y'ALL" instead of something coherent
  • Mei: Accidentally poured ice on myself, got more ice, then poured that ice on myself
  • Mercy: dumped an entire box of band-aids on my sister so she would stop complaining about some injury <p/><b>
  • Orisa: Moved a dresser in front of my bedroom door so my parents wouldn't catch me trying to mix all the soap into one super soap
  • Pharah: jumped off my top bunk again, but this time with a nerf gun and ended up shooting my sister in the face
  • Reaper: Wore a dark cloak and walked around my neighborhood at nighttime a week before Halloween just to find some guys that had broken my decorations
  • Reinhardt: Got hit in the head with a case of girl scout cookies and promptly forgot how to speak English for a few minutes, resulting in German yelling and confused friends.
  • Roadhog: decided to take everything i liked to eat out of the pantry and eat it
  • Soldier 76: ate an entire bag of plain bread with nothing on it and when asked why I said it was because I was a real American
  • Symmetra: *in engineering class* I just fixed all your shit because none of it was right
  • Tracer: Tried to jump off the roof of my house into the pool
  • Widowmaker: convinced my entire fourth grade class that I was a robot who felt nothing
  • Winston: screamed "FUCK YOU IM A SCIENTIST" in the middle of math class
  • Zarya: </b>Lifted a small table over my head and walked around with it just because I could
  • Zenyatta: sat as still as possible and waited for butterflies to land on me and getting left behind by my family
Hetaween 2016 - Part 12
  • Poland: yo America, have you, like, heard about a gang appearing in this neighbourhood? I heard that they're scaring a lot of people!
  • Italy: gaah! I-Is that them in the distance?!
  • Germany: wait, isn't that...
  • Liechtenstein: hello everyone, are you all having a wonderful time trick or treating~?
  • America: H-H-HARLEY QUINN??
  • Prussia: Let the partay begin because the AWESOME ME IS HERE!! Yeah, Liech is Harley, and I'm the great Joker!!
  • Switzerland: and I will shoot the Joker if you touch Harley...
  • Hungary: hehe, Switzerland's a good Deadshot~ Oh Japan, do you like my Katana costume?? Pretty cool how my abs are showing~!
  • Austria: I feel rather odd with tattoos all over me... and shirtless...
  • Liechtenstein: well... at least you didn't have to be set on fire, Mister Austria...
  • Germany: WHAT??
  • Hungary: why did we even vote on that?? If you burn Austria I'll slice ya, Prussia, or Joker~~
  • Switzerland: calm down, Hungary, I mean, Katana, we made a compromise right...?
  • Austria: I shall now show my emotions through Adele's 'I Set Fire to the Rain'.

one time i was playing skyrim, and disclaimer i had never played it before so i had no idea what the h**k i was doing. 

i somehow made my way into this church where a bunch of sick people were hangin out, and a little message said i had powers to heal them so i tried.

weeeeellll i ended up setting them on fire instead! oops. then all the other people in the church were screaming at me and calling me a murderer so that’s how i became a convict.