i didn't see it here yet

it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters!

❝ Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? ❞
❝ Look at me, psychological damage up to here! ❞
❝ I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! ❞
❝ Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞
❝ Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! ❞
❝ Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ❞
❝ Yeah, but we didn’t come here to play with  stray dogs and trash, man. ❞
❝ Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! ❞
❝ I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable. ❞
❝ I’m gonna have a really hard time if we’re both cannibals and racists. ❞
❝ I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. ❞
❝ Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit. ❞
❝ When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash. ❞
❝ I will smack your face off of your face! ❞
❝ Take care of yourself… or whatever people say. ❞
❝ We all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now. ❞
❝ I will eat your babies, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone. ❞
❝ Later, boners! ❞
❝ Do not call these shorts white trash! ❞
❝ If some old boner gives me attitude, I’m gonna spit in his face. ❞
❝ I eat stickers all the time, dude! ❞
❝ I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. ❞
❝ You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! ❞
❝ Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats. ❞
❝ If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! ❞
❝ I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment’s notice. ❞
❝ I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what’s not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead! ❞
❝ Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! ❞
❝ Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. ❞
❝ I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me. ❞
❝ I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. ❞
❝ I don’t think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. ❞
❝ I have a bleached asshole! ❞
❝ With real power comes real responsibility and I don’t want to do any of that shit. I just want the money… and the illusion of power. ❞

taken from the comic book series written by neil gaiman

  • “the price of wisdom is above rubies.”
  • “when do the nightmares slip out into the daylight?”
  • “it was a dark and stormy nightmare.”
  • “I left a monarch. yet I return alone…hungry.”
  • “never trust a [insert word here]. he has a hundred motives for anything he does - 99 of them, at least, malevolent.”
  • “I would have dreamed of you…if I could dream.”
  • “the real problem with stories: if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.”
  • “little ghost, get out of my way.”
  • “I’ve learned from my mistakes, but I’ve had more time to commit more mistakes.”
  • “I suppose there are worse endings.”
  • “it is a fool’s prerogative to utter truths no one else will speak.”
  • “I only have two kinds of dreams: the bad and the terrible.”
  • “the price of getting what you want is getting what you once wanted.”
  • “it’s part of growing up, I suppose. you always have to leave something behind you.”
  • “nobody looks up in the sky anymore.”
  • “everybody has a secret world inside of them.”
  • “it is sometimes a mistake to climb, it is always a mistake never even to make the attempt.”
  • “sometimes you wake up. sometimes the fall kills you. and sometimes, when you fall, you fly.”
  • “without dreams, there could be no despair.”
  • “it is unwise to summon what you cannot dismiss.”
  • “never trust the storyteller. only trust the story.”
  • “destiny is blind.”
  • “remember how hard it was for me to leave, and that it was not your fault.”
  • “life, like time, is a journey through darkness.”
  • “I like the stars. It’s the illusion of permanence, I think. I can pretend that lives last longer than moments.”
  • “when something ends, there’s always something left over. a story, or a vision, or a hope.”
  • “I don’t recommend revenge. it tends to have repercussions.”
  • “honesty is a somewhat overrated virtue.”
  • “I suppose the point you grow up is the point you let the dreams go.”
  • “the things we do make echoes.”
  • “all journeys leave marks on us.”
  • “have you ever been in love? horrible, isn’t it? it makes you so vulnerable.”
  • “when there’s no hope, you might as well be dead.”
  • “they will haunt your sleep until you die.”
  • “everything changes, and nothing is truly lost.”
finn balor { spiders }

   NOTES: And this is my Finn Balor one shot based off of the idea I posted previously. For my other versions, see below:

    PETE - BARON - TYLER - SAMI

Okay, so this one is kind of teeth rotting fluffy. But it has sexy moments too. And I thought it was cute, so I thought I’d share with everyone. I hope it’s not badly OOC but I just really felt the fluff tonight.

Probably gonna do a Zack and a Dean one too, maybe one or two others.. Not sure yet. I have more ideas for more one shots I wanna write. What I do know is it feels good to be writing again. – Love, Amber.

  TAGGING: @alexablss and @believe-that-001 because they are rad and i luff them and @tryingtofindaplaceinthisworld, @littledeadrottinghood and @writergrrrl29 because they wanted to be tagged!! Love you guys.

Also, also.. tagging the lovely @fan-fiction-galore because I love her writing and she’s so freaking awesome!!!


Spiders have always terrified me.. And when I say terrified, I mean sobbing and screaming and frozen in mortal terror.. I’m talking about the kind of fear that makes your throat close up and makes you feel like you want to vomit. It sounds so extra now that I’m actually admitting it, but I guess if I had to peg that one thing that made me like this, it’d be when my cousin Dexter threw a spider at me when we were little, not realizing it was actually kinda poisonous.. And it bit me and I wound up getting really sick.

Pretty sure that’s the one defining moment that shaped my fear of spiders, but anyway.. I digress…

I’d just settled into bed, I had my latest erotic novel and I was reading it until I actually got sleepy enough to fall asleep. At first, when I felt the movement, I put it off to the fan blowing my sheet against my bare leg and I ignored it.

But then it happened a second time… Higher. I looked down and there wasn’t anything there, I guess when I moved my leg, it moved. By now, I was actually starting to feel sleepy, so I shut my book and turned off my light, ready to sleep.

I think I might have been asleep an hour and having a very sexy dream about my room mate Finn when I felt the third subtle brush against my skin.. And it was on my chest.. I sat up in bed and I looked down and when I did, I started to shriek. I jumped out of the bed, throwing my covers down as I did so, swearing and in the middle of an obvious freak out. A freak out that I didn’t realize had woken up previously mentioned room mate..

When I saw it scampering towards my vanity, I shrieked and I threw the nearest thing in it’s direction and I turned around, finding myself body to body with Finn. I buried my face in his chest and tried to take a deep breath or two and he asked me in concern, “Are ye alright?”

“Spider.. Kill it, kill it.. Please just.. Get it out of here.” I looked up at him. He bit his lip and blinked, looking at me with a  raised brow. “Yer okay.” he smoothed his hands over my hair and then he chuckled, hesitating to let me go, sort of staring at me. I was staring right back until I thought I saw it scampering across the floor again and I was pressing against him again, face hidden.

“Please just kill it!” my voice was muffled against his bare chest and he chuckled, tilting my chin up. “Dere’s a problem wid dat.”

“What?”
“For me ta kill et.. Ya have ta let me go, lass.”

Reluctantly, I stepped away, and it hit me then.. I liked the way it felt just now, the way he was holding me, the way his heart beating sort of had me a little calm for a good few seconds there.

I stood there in shock at the realization as he killed the spider and took it into the bathroom across the hall, flushing the dead spider down the toilet. And when he came back into the room, I mumbled sheepishly, “I’m sorry I woke you up.”

Our bodies brushed against each other and his hands lingered at my hips, squeezing gently as he stared down into my eyes. Lately, with him around a lot more due to his injury and having to take time off, things had gotten a little comfortable.. But there was this heavy tension underneath it all.. Like when you want to do or say something but you just can’t figure out how?

That.

“Et’s alright.” Finn bit his lip and I licked mine, this urge to raise to tiptoe and kiss him. When our bodies brushed again, there was no space left between us and he was leaning in more. “Are ye okay? Ya were pretty upset.”

“I’m fine just… spiders fucking terrify me.” I muttered it quietly, and he’d pulled me so that my forehead rested in the center of his chest, so when I mumbled the words, my lips brushed against his chest and I felt him tense up slightly. He tilted my chin with his fingertips and pulled me into a deep and passionate kiss that caught me totally by surprise, my eyes fluttering open and closed as the kiss broke and I tried to catch my breath.

“Finn?”
“Ah shouldn’t ‘ave  done dat.”
“Oh no, no.. I wanted you to do that.” I blurted it out, surprising myself. He gaped for a second and then that boyish smile came and he admitted with a laugh, “Ah wouldn’t mind doin et again.”

“So do it.”
His hands moved down my sides, stopping on my ass, sliding me up into his arms carefully. “Your should..” I started, only to have his lips cut me off before I even got the words out completely as he sat me down on the vanity table and told me quietly, “Shoulder es fine. Doesn’t hurt. And ya act like ya weigh so much when yer light as a feather.”

“Flattery, hmm.” I muttered as I slipped my legs around his waist, pulling him closer, putting my hand on the back of his neck to pull him down into a slow and deep kiss that left my lips swollen and tingling, left me soaked when it broke. He rubbed against me on accident and I sucked in a breath, the friction making me ache.

“Et es not. Et’s true.”
I laughed softly against his lips and he slid his hands up my thighs, squeezing and groaning against my lips as he chuckled and muttered into the kiss, “Et’s a damn shame ah 'ad ta kill dat spider.”

“Fuck no.. It’s good.”
“Dat spider helped dis 'appen.” Finn chuckled and I thought about it. “Nope.. Still hate spiders.. But I do thank the little bastard.” I laughed softly as he held my gaze, licking his lips hungrily before scooping me off my vanity table and carrying me down the hall and into his room.
“Yer safer 'ere. Ah can keep da spiders from crawlin on dat little body of yers better in 'ere.”

“Oh, I bet.” I laughed softly as he pretended to pout.

Well, I figure I’ve kept you all waiting long enough. No, this isn’t Part 1 yet, but it is teaser number two for what you’ll be seeing in the first part! And just so you know, I have a lot more done than this, so don’t think I’ve only made it here so far. The rest is the battle scene, and that would be kind of bland, what with everything being black and white and not much changing from the original, except for some little things I have planned on what happens during the animations.

capheus is so chill about being sensate and i love it? like did any of them visit him and explain everything at some point because every time you see him visit a new person or place he’s always just so in the moment and he doesn’t question it, you just see the fascination and wonder in his eyes and it’s so cute??

and when he has to help the others you can see he looks so happy and proud to be of assistance because the values at the very core of his existence are optimism and family and the cluster brings him both, so he just enjoys it and does his best to help out and play his part and i just have a lot of capheus emotions help

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“You're  g o o d  for  her.
You  make  her  s t r o n g.”

More Skyeward parallels???

No I haven’t watched this season yet, cuz yes I am still bitter.

But I swear I see a parallel here.

Where Skye left the group because she doesn’t want to have anything to lose, any more attachments. Feeling for Ward and how that turned out, her thing with Lincoln and losing him, and so she’s off on her own trying to shut off all those feelings, and to protect them.

And isn’t that exactly what happened with Ward.

He had real feelings for Skye, lost her. Developed that unhealthy relationship with Kara, but he still felt that loss, and it turned him so cold and angry he went off on his own, doing the Hydra thing but he had no attachments anymore, just a vendetta.

The difference really being, Ward was pushed away and beaten down after every tragic event, nobody was there for him the way he needed. But Skye, she has all of them waiting for her, ready to comfort and support her, even when she’s pushing them away. They might be hurt or angry, but they will eventually get through it, and she will still have a home to go to with them.

Please don’t latch onto this to spew stuff about how Ward didn’t deserve it and he was evil and blah blah blah. I don’t pretend to understand what the writers were trying to prove here.

I’m just pointing out a possible parallel if there’s any other Skyeward fans out there that want to keep crying over this ship with me.