“Put a light up for Paris and the lives cut short there. Please, if you have a lighter, put it up. This world is full of darkness, but if we are a light to ourselves, we can be lights to others, and we can make this dark world very bright. Keep those lights shining for yourself and everyone around you. This loneliness won’t be the death of me, and I swear it won’t be the death of you.”
Scraping an update together is a bit tough right now, since I’m mainly dealing with plotty and behind-the-scenes sort of stuff, but look! I made a a revamp to the “health” bar from the demo so that it looks a little more polished, hopefully, and also sits at least a little bit further out of the way. Also little balloon animation for when you lose (Or gain) points.
I also went and got a multiple parallax script running and man, I like it waaay better:
This script makes my dinner and does my taxes and tucks my children into bed at night. I love it. I love you, multiple parallax. Where have you been all my game-making life.
Sorry for the shitty gif quality but my computer’s not wanting to cooperate, so it’s a bit stuttery. Anyhow! I’m also finished with (most) of the revisions to the first part of chapter 2, so there’s some progress. I’ll try to keep everyone updated.
Will Santana defeat the 7 Evil Exes and win the heart of Brittany Pierce?
#1 Quinn Fabray - The Head Queerio
S: When did this happen?! I never noticed you two flirting at practices. B: Well remember that day I was really happy, because she put me on top of the pyramid? S: …Yeah. B: She said she’d only let me if I got on top of her first… S: Oh God. Well I’ll just tell her she looks fat in her uniform. That always tears a cheerleader down. Later that day Quinn had sex with Puckerman.
#2 Mike Chang - The Situasian
S: I don’t blame you for this one. He’s got a nice set of abs. B: It’s from all the dancing. He’s like a machine. Made in China. S: Why did you guys break up? B: His parents didn’t like me. S: Yeah, don’t they usually have arranged marriages or something? I’ll just hook him up with an Asian girl’s number. That night Mike texted Tina to help volunteer with him at summer camp.
#3 Kurt Hummel - The Vogue Villian
S: You can’t be serious?! He’s gayer than an albino dolphin. B: I know, but he’d do my make up before we’d make out. And I’d feel really pretty. S: So he still wants to be with you, even though he’s gay? B: Oh he’s strictly dickly now, but he misses doing my make up. S: I’ll just give him a pair of sensible heels and convince the Schuester to give us a make-up packed assignment.
Next week Glee club was Lady Gaga themed and Kurt got to do the girls and guys’ make-up.
#4 Blaine Anderson - The Dapper Danger
S: How am I supposed to beat this guy? He’s leading a legion of swoon. B: They’re the Warblers. If you defeat Blaine, they lose their charm. S: Wait a second, my gaydar is going off again! B: I didn’t think he was gay, but he did steal my pink sunglasses… S: Oh hell no! All I have to do is get Kurtsy to sing in front of him and he’ll be wanting some saucy-manly pecks in no time.
After Pavarotti died, Santana helped Kurt pick the perfect bird song to sing.
#5 Sam Evans - The Blonde Badass
S: There’s something fishy about this one. B: He’s human. I think… S: His flounder face is so freaking distracting. B: Just don’t ask him if an Avatar is an airbender! He gets mad. S: Whatever, I bet he’d lose his charm if her grew out that mane. I’ll convince him to become a male Rapunzel, then he’ll be repulsing.
After a few make-out sessions, Santana convinced Sam to never cut his hair again.
#6 Finn Hudson - The Frankenteen
S: Wow, he looks dumber than a bag of marshmallows. B: That’s how his chest feels. S: He’s also huge. I keep looking up and then there’s s'more of him. B: Now I’m hungry.. S: Aww Britt, how about I get him to take us to Breadstix?
A couple pinky-links later and Finn agreed on the the threesome date, where he quickly realized they were much more into each other than him.
#7 Artie Abrams - The Wheel Deal
S: So this is the last evil ex… B: Uh huh. I don’t know if he has any weaknesses. S: Britt, he can’t walk. B: Yeah, but his wheels can run us over. S: Let’s just walk up those stairs. Battle over.
Santana and Brittany walked away from Artie and never looked back. The End.