i didn't say that

y’all

y’all 

y’all

I had to go in for a semi-urgent medical appt. today, upshot being “Your doctor isn’t here, but we have something in 45 minutes with a resident they supervise…”

> okay

“…Dr. Paris”

> omg

I go, the guys walks in, and he looks, I KID YOU NOT, like Tom Paris. I mean, I wouldn’t have picked him out on the street bone-structure wise or anything, but tall, correct-age, sandy-haired guy.

> well I try not to be an obsessed fan who sees connections to ST everywhere but this is wild lol

AND AS THOUGH ALL THAT WASN’T ENOUGH

We were chatting about college at the end of the appointment and he asked me what I was studying, then said, “Yeah, I knew a lot of [my major] students because my major was biochemistry.”

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October Drabble Fest

if you’re ready to jump head first into the death month say ‘aye!’

…i’m going to have to change all of these links tomorrow fml

it’s october so you know what that means; time to embrace the death of everyone’s favourite fictional couple, JILY!

(let me use humour to cover up my pain ok let me cope like this)

rules:

  • there are none
  • okay maybe a few, but there’s only like one major rule?
  • you could follow this dramatic hoe i guess but it doesn’t really matter
  • share this post to get more people to join in the deathday fun
  • send me a prompt (my general guidelines for that is here) (this is the only rule that matter tbh)
  • this is mostly for jily but i don’t really mind doing any of the other ships i have listed under my guidelines
  • both aus and in-verse fics are welcome
  • only one fic per person sorry! this is to make sure that everyone has an equal chance of receiving their drabble

some notes!:

  • prompt fills will be between 500- 1000 words because a) i want to do as much of these as i can and b) i have to do these while working on my other long fics/ other prompts that i’ve neglected because i’m a bad person
  • pretty much any rating is fine (general to explicit)
  • and pretty much any genre is fine (angst! fluff! humour! more angst!) seriously i’m cool with everything
  • if you don’t include a ship name in the prompt i’m just gonna assume it’s for jily
  • this is open for the entire month of october. all 31 days.

i think that’s it idk I’M TERRIBLE AT INSTRUCTIONS AND I’M WRITING THIS UP HALF ASLEEP BEFORE ADDING IT TO MY QUEUE if you’re confused after my mindless blathering (which. i totally wouldn’t blame you if you were) then my prompt guidelines should clear things up.

okay. now that’s it. go forth and prompt me.

A dude came up to us the other day and asked me what kind of art style I have.

I LITERALLY DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM

My friend said its my own style but all I could think of was “all.”

All the styles.

anonymous asked:

Fun Fact: One time Bitty sneezed and nobody said bless you so he gave the pie he had just made to a random person on the street because the rude boys at the house cant even say bless you, so they didnt deserve the pie.

oh my lord yes! lol

It’s so funny to me that Steven’s family jokes about being afraid to get me mad ever since I had a falling out with his oldest brother two years ago in which he left in actual tears apparently in shock that someone stood up to him for once after getting away with being a piece of shit for most of his life but I literally didn’t even do anything except tell him to not touch me and that was enough to make him cry…

Yeri: It was you, right?

Mark:*looks away, pretending he didn’t saw, then sudden killer eye contact*

Haechan: *looking super innocent* It wasn’t meee!!!!