i didn't realise there was such a difference

anotheralmostunusedblog  asked:

What would you WANT to be doing if YouTube didn't exist? Like, what would Dan study instead of Law? And would Phil study something different?

D: as shown in my college dropout video i think i would have inevitably had my law school breakdown even if i wasn’t doing youtube! (thank god i was?) the reason i dropped out was because i realised my heart wasn’t in it and to enjoy life i had to at least attempt to persue something i would truly love. i like to think without youtube it would have still been something creative! i wont think about this too hard lest i end up face down on tumblr’s nice wood flooring.

P: I think I’d still have done post-production! I actually got an offer to do Summer work experience at the place that edited the Dark Knight so I could have been a little credit in some of your favourite movies! 

anonymous asked:

Is it just me or are others ENTPs super good at reading/ manipulating others? I didn't even realise what I did was different from others until I found out about MBTI.

Yeah us ENTPs are slyyyyyy. We are the smoothest motherfuckers on the block, but our presentation is awkward so people dont THINK we’re manipulating them.
It’s even a bit unintentional, but it’s just in our nature.

I just realised that at some point Piper must have complained about having an actor for a parent to Jason

and Jason would wonder that maybe, if things had gone differently, he’d be complaining about the fact his parent was an actor too 

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#This is such a big moment for these two #because for Snow ever since Regina split herself she has seen them as two completely different people #the Evil Queen reminds her of the past #reminds her of the Regina she so desperately wanted to see the good in #the Regina she craved love from #the Regina she separated in her mind from the one she’s known in Storybrooke #and the Evil Queen now feels all the love that Regina has grown for Snow over the seasons #so for Snow to get an apology that is actually meant from the heart #an apology that she never expected to receive from this part of Regina #it must be so shocking and overwhelming #because this act makes her only start to realise that this isn’t a completely different person - this is Regina #this is what she has always wanted from her

okokok i can’t stop thinking about early gaalee rn like lee being really clingy and crap bc that’s how he is with everyone and gaara’s getting more comfortable being around people in general but neither of them really get ‘normal people boundaries’ for entirely different reasons so gaara’s going off lee for reference and kinda… trynna keep up with what he’s doing and being all ‘do people always hug this much ok whatevs’ and lee’s super happy that he’s not being told to piss off basically bc he’s JUST SUPER AFFECTIONATE OK but yeah like even tenten needs to tell him to lay off the contact sometimes (tho tbh sometimes gaara still gets overwhelmed tho so they need to break it up for a while) but gaara’s got no previous experience with what ‘normal people boundaries’ are, so this is normal friend shit to him now and he starts liking it and lee starts liking it more too and they’re finding excuses to get closer and to anyone this would be super obvious what’s happening but they’re both kinda socially immature or stunted or whatever so gaara will be literally in lee’s lap and ppl are like ‘…um.’ but they’re just like ‘what this is what friends do we’re friends now’ and holding hands everywhere and when they visit eachother they sleep in each others beds and cling to each other in groups n shit

basically they are the last people to realise they’re dating and i love it

anonymous asked:

"Holy shit..." Bucky exclaimed, half way through the movie and you noticed he had averted his eyes. "What's wrong?" You asked. He slowly looked up at you, fidgeting and readjusting his jeans. "I didn't realise movies were so...explicit these days." You looked back to the screen to see the two lead characters having sex, her breasts swaying as she rode him. But other than that, there was nothing else on show. It was just another generic movie sex scene. (C)

A smile crept onto your face as you realised this was probably pretty graphic and unheard of back in the 40s. “Shit, I’m sorry, I forgot how different things must have been for you…you want me to switch it off?” You asked. But his stare was intense as he looked at you, his pupils blown wide and his jaw clenched “Sure.” With a click of the button the TV went black. “So, what shall we do now?” In one smooth motion he was on you. “How about you ride me just like that?” He asked, licking his lips.

yes yes yes yes - every time he sees something new he’s just like “we gotta try that” - Gen

Sinful Sunday™

  • *221B*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *lying in bed*
  • Molly: *stroking his arm, smiling* Do you remember how we met?
  • Sherlock: Mmm, I distinctly remember you rugby-tackling me.
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah only because you charged into the lab as I was leaving.
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* Oh, yes. Fell right into your cute little arse *squeezes her*
  • Molly: *looks up* You didn't help me up.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I was distracted by your hideous glasses.
  • Molly: *smirks* That's not what you said when I got contacts.
  • Sherlock: You looked different *shrugs* I didn't realise I liked them.
  • Molly: *smiles* I need them for teaching sometimes.
  • Sherlock: *nonchalant* I...sort of miss them. A bit.
  • Molly: *leans closer* Well, if you misbehave, I'll have to get them out and lecture you... *winks*
  • Sherlock: *buffering*

anonymous asked:

It's funny I didn't realize that people interpreted the leg story differently. I thought he meant that he was the one scared to break up with her. That breaking up with her would make him vulnerable and he felt she was the only one who really understood him. Being with her was safe for him.

Wow this is actually so cool. I didn’t realise how different all of our interpretations are either! 

I always thought that when he was talking about Sonja’s amputated leg he was actually talking about himself, and the amputated leg was his mental illness, the land mine was possibly whatever happened in Bakka or maybe just when he was first diagnosed? 

and he says how hard it was for a long time but now “Sonja” has gotten help from a physiotherapist (psychologist for his illness I assume) and now things aren’t so bad, but he can’t break up with her because Sonja was the one with him through all of that, she was his other leg holding him up when one of them was amputated. 

So yeah I think my interpretation is similar to yours? I feel like he used an aluminium leg as the analogy because Sonja is his aluminium leg. 

Does that makes sense? 

like his illness makes him feel like he is missing a limb, but Sonja is the fake leg holding him up, and he can’t dump her because if he loses that he is scared he won’t be able to stand on his own without her and the leg she represents. 

is that a terrible metaphor? I don’t know it made sense in my head but it probably sounds stupid now that i’ve written it. Let me know you thoughts <3

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bachchaconne  asked:

It's not discrimination based on gender. There are a lot of salons here who won't cut men's hair simply because they don't have the skill set to do so. Most barbers won't cut women's hair because they can't do feminine styles and so just refuse to do women at all to avoid unhappy customers. I didn't realise this wasn't a thing in America.

There is a difference between not offering a service because those services just arent offered, and refusing a service because of someones gender or race.

Fandom Tag~

Mun: Tagged by @diabolik-cass​ - thank you bb! ;v;)/

Rules - List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms (In no particular order) and tag 10 people. (only 10…what is this curse holy shit;; )

  1. Diabolik Lovers - Carla Tsukinami
  2. Final Fantasy XV - Prompto Argentum
  3. Death Note - Matt (lmao my first anime love)
  4. Yarichin Bitch Club - Ayato Yuri
  5. Ozmafia!! - Robin Hood
  6. Super Danganronpa 2 - Gundham Tanaka (+ Ibuki Mioda lmao)
  7. Danganronpa V3 - Amami Rantaro
  8. Mystic Messenger - Jaehee Kang (marry me pls omg)
  9. Undertale - Undyne
  10. The Evil Within - Leslie Withers

Kinda cheated with Danganronpa but…I couldn’t choose ;;

Also I’m not really very good at tagging…so I apologise if I tag anyone who has already done this!! ;;

@diabolik-yuko // @hisoka-kuroi // @diabolik-yuuki​ // @tenshixkyuketsuki​ // @subaruxayano​ // @rina-diabolik​ // @kyaruun

…and idk who else to tag ;; I TAG YOU! YOU READING THIS! GO DO IT!! ;v;)b

Anon submitted:

Can you imagine Hinata being deaf.

It’s not really that much of a disability on the court, because he doesn’t need to hear the ball to know where it is in the air or how to hit it, which is part of why he’s so fond about volleyball in particular. It’s rough getting into Karasuno volleyball at first, because even though Sugawara miraculously knows sign language (he says he learned because he wanted to communicate with more people, bless) no one else really does so it takes a while.

When he and Kageyama start becoming friends, it’s also a rocky start. It’s very hard to communicate, because Kageyama is Hearing and doesn’t know any sign language. (It doesn’t help that he looks terrifying, and Hinata can lipread well enough to know that what he’s saying is not pleasant.)

Later, Suga and Hinata team up to give the team some sign language lessons. they emphasize that Hinata does not want any pity, because he has gotten along just fine in the last fifteen years, thanks.

Sugawara doesn’t need to develop signs for Hinata, he just tells him what to do because he knows his hands are moving too fast for the other team to figure it out. He uses regular signs with everyone else though, and it’s initially confusing for spectators to see simple handsigns and then more elaborate ones for a specific player. Kageyama also learns how to do signs well enough to give Hinata the directions, should they need it. 

It’s an amazing tactic, really, and eventually the whole rotation gets used to using sign language for everything. They even use sign language on the bench and during practice in order to help the team develop their fluency. It’s a great decision all around and Karasuno becomes known for its silent court.

By Hinata’s second year, they begin training the first years in sign language, because it’s efficient and it’s giving them a valuable skill off the court. It’s so successful that when Hinata becomes captain in his third year, he makes sure to teach those first years.

Even after Hinata graduates, they continue the tradition, the new third years claiming that they wanted to honor the greatest captain they had ever met and the second years agreeing wholeheartedly. Hinata becomes a legend for too many things to count.

Imagine Hinata really wanted to go to Karasuno and his parents petitioning the school to let him in, even though they are a Hearing school, and to let him use an interpreter during class.

Imagine Hinata being very self-conscious about his voice, knowing he doesn’t articulate words completely right. Imagine his teammates taking the time to listen to him carefully and to figure out what he’s saying when he finally decides he’s okay talking to them.

Imagine the team using their knowledge of sign language to sneakily talk in class.

Imagine Hinata always having been a bit too scared to get cochlear implants, thinking it’s too scary to have something put into his head, but sometime during his first year he decides he wants to get them.

Imagine the Karasuno team knowing when Hinata’s having the surgery and waiting anxiously for him the day his implants are activated.

Imagine them all welcoming Hinata and Hinata just bursting into tears right on the doorstep, smiling brightly as he wipes his tears away and tells them “I can hear your voices, I can hear you!”

Imagine that in the following weeks, Hinata goes around constantly telling everyone how their voices sound. “Oh wow I didn’t think your voice was this low”, “Ah, your voice is exactly like you would expect”, “Sheesh, Kageyama, why are you so loud? Were you always this loud? I feel sorry for our teammates.”

Imagine Hinata growing incredibly embarrassed when he starts to realise Kageyama’s been calling him a dumbass behind his back whenever he screws up a play and stubbornly turning his implants off and closing his eyes when he doesn’t want to hear Kageyama’s side of an arguement.

Imagine that, even in his third year, Hinata will sometimes touch his fingers to his ears in the middle of a conversation, smiling to himself as he marvels at the fact that this is this person’s voice.

Cute tc story
  • So my tc writes, and he has a few published books, this one time before we got together he released a new book but for some reason didn't tell me (which he usually does) I found it and read it and it was a "fiction" about a teacher in love with his student at first I was just curious, then I realised that loads of the flirty situations were Sinmilar to the ones me and him shared, but with different names, I asked him about it because we were good friends and he simply looked down and said "it's fiction" with an embarrassed smile. A year later we got together and after he kissed me passionately he whispered in my ear "fiction is bullshit, it was always you"

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LET’S PLAY A GAME!

How many of these can you spot?

(I’ve replayed this video so many times just to find every single DAY6 member and follow them for the entire clip lol)

  • Wonpil and Jackson pretend-kissing each other.
  • Jae slapping Brian’s back.
  • Jae bumping into Jimin + puts his arm around her.
  • Wonpil and Nichkhun hugging each other.
  • Nichkhun making Wonpil sing + passes his mic onto him.
  • Jae and Dowoon putting their arms around each other’s shoulders.
  • Jae and Ah Yeon making Dowoon sing.
  • Brian dancing.
  • Brian dancing with different dance moves as everyone else and then he looks around and realises so he then tries to keep up with everyone lmao.
  • Sungjin dancing.
  • Jae and Dowoon dancing together.
  • Nichkhun and Wonpil dancing together.
  • Wonpil approaching two Got7 members - Jackson and Yugyeom I think? I’m not sure.
  • Brian and Jae walking towards each other.
Muke! Clingy Pt.2

Part 1

Words: 1.8K

Warning: Smut

Requested: YES SO MANY.

Summary: After what happened last time…Luke has been ignoring Michael….dun dun dun Also most of this was written by @madaboutmichael who you should follow because she’s amazing!!

*Michaels POV*

It had been a week. A week since Luke told me. I still didn’t know how I felt. It wasn’t something that I had eve thought about. Sure the fans ship us and we’d had interview where we’d been asked about it but I just wasn’t sure. I had thought about it, over this week that is. Luke went from clingy to completely avoiding me and it was pissing me off.

Me and Ashton were sitting by the pool in the hotel as we had it to ourselves. Luke went out with his girlfriend, yes after what happened Luke was still with her and I don’t know why since he said he loved me. Maybe I’m a bit jealous but you would be to if the person you loved admitted there feelings and then went back to there plan B. Wait. Do I love Luke? No, I’m not gay I’m defiantly into girls..but that night with Luke..No. I sighed running my hands through my hair. Why was this so difficult.

“Whats difficult?” Ashton said whilst squirting sun cream into his hand. I didn’t realise I had said that out loud. I thought of telling Ashton my problems because he’s always been like a older brother, a agony aunt, but decided against it.

“Nothing” I mumbled taking off my t-shirt.

“Is it Luke?” He asked, I shot my head up looking at him questionably.

“W-what, what about Luke?”

“The fact he’s completely in love with you and you’re confused”

“How did you know?”

“He tells me everything”

“Oh” I sighed looking into the pool.

“So, do you love him?”

“I don’t know what love is”

“Well, Love is when you can’t get the other person out of your head, when you love everything about them all there insecurities and imperfections. When you’re completely draw to them and being without them hurts, now I’m not a genius but I know Luke feels that way and this week has been hard for him” Ashton stood up making his way inside the hotel, just as Luke walked out. He was wearing his blue swim shorts with black flowers on. He look so pretty. He was hiding away his tummy as he got into the pool slowly. He was such a beautiful human. I walked over to the other edge of the pool sliding in. Luke was doing laps and so he passed me.

“Luke” I whispered as he got close to me

“Yes Mikey” he said turing around from swimming away

“Why have you been avoiding me?” I asked, he swam closer to me and wiped his wet hair back away from his face.

“I thought that would be what you wanted”

“Why would I want my best friend to avoid me?” He sighed and looked at me with glossy eyes

“Because thats all I’ll ever be to you” he spoke softly whilst playing with his hands underwater. I leant against the edge of the pool just admiring him. His blonde hair flat against his forehead. His blue eyes looking into the pool which made his eyes more vibrant blue. Not the ordinary sky blue, or the colour of the paint flaking off of the old shed in the back of the field, or even the little flowers that spring up by the side of the road. His eyes were blue like the sea, crystal clear blue- shimmering and crashing and churning. Looking into his eyes you could hear the waves falling against the shore, see the foam flying into the air. His eyes were blue like the sky right before the sun disappears- dark rich indigo, with specks of wild colours here and there. His eyes were blue like that warm wool sweater that you put on when the air gets that chill- comfortable, warm, familiar. His eyes were that kind of blue. The blue that I was in fact in love with.

“You’re so much more to me Luke”

“W-what?” he stuttered biting his lip and looking at me whilst his lip quivered

“I’m in love with you Luke, I didn't realise at first but Ashton described love and I couldn't help but think of you”

“R-really?” he said letting go of his lip and letting a tear run down his cheek

“Yeah” I smiled, my heart fluttered and he returned the smile and swam up to me placing his hands on my shoulders kissing me. This kiss was different to last this was filled with so much more passion as the fact we both admitted our feelings.

The kiss started to get heated making my member below start to tingle causing me to twitch under Luke’s touch. He must have noticed my sudden movement because he smirked into the kiss as his tongue found mine and glided against it earning a moan from me.

This past while when Luke has been ignoring me, I labelled him as shy and timid when it came to expressing how he felt about us. I think I’ve changed my mind right now. In this moment Luke was dominant and needy. His hand slowly found it way into the waist band of my shorts. Wrapping his long, thin fingers around my throbbing cock. He was teasing me and I loved it. I need him. Not like any other times me have had oral and anal sex. I need him to make love to me, both of us showing each other how much we mean this.

Detaching my lips from luke who whined at the lose of contact however he was now pumping my hard cock quickly in my shorts trying to pull them down. As much as I would love him to fuck me right now in the pool we can’t just public display when Ashton was lurking about.

It was my time to tease “Not here princess” Luke blushed at the pet name I had given him knowing that’s that turns him on. Luke removed his hand from my shorts, then licking my pre cum off his fingers before shoving it into my mouth forcing me to taste myself. It oddly tasted so good which only made me even more horny.

It wasn’t long before we made our way through the house struggling to keep our hands to ourselves. Making it the first bedroom we passed. Locking the door behind us knowing Ashton could walk in at any moment.

I was then pushed onto the bed, landing on my back with Luke straddling my hips, slightly grinding on my now visible erect cock. “Right there baby” I moaned groggily, feeling my breathing hitch loving how Luke makes me feel.

Skipping the foreplay. Our sexual desire too strong for delay. Luke and I was always stimulated enough to jump right in.

Flipping me over on the bed Luke spread my ass cheeks so that he had a clear view of my ball sacks. He grabbed them and started rolling them with the palm of his hands as I reached to pump on my cock.

“NO! Mikey baby, tonight I’m making you feel good, just lay relax and enjoy the pleasure as I insert my huge cock into your ass, sending waves of orgasms though your long beautiful body” I rolled my eyes in pleasure loving the sound of Luke trying to seduce me with his dirty talk.

Before I could react he shoved his large member into my back end. My body jolted and tightened. My eyes squeezed shut as my ass adjusted to his length. Luke was pacing himself gently riding into me, his balls slapping against my skin. I winced in slight pain, Luke slowly stopped pumping into me.

“Baby, what’s wrong? Am I hurting you?” His once dark eyes were full of lust were not soft and back to their normal crystal blue dazzle. I sucked in a breath. Nodding my head slightly

"I’m adjusting to your length bab-I mean luke, it’s been a while since we last you know” I trailed off feeling embarrassed, I could feel a slight blush creeping on my pale cheeks.

“Call me babe, don’t be embarrassed kitten, I’ll go slower just tell me when it feels good yeah?” Again I nodded softly as Luke inserted his length back into my ass as he slightly creased my ass cheeks in the process. I looked at Luke through my eyelashes watching him put his middle finger and index finger in his mouth as he sucked them to make them moist, then rubbing them over my whole before he penetrated my ass again.

The pain was now lessening with each thrust and I was move over powered with waves of pleasure. “L-lu-kkee right there. Yes fuck me in the ass like that” a sensation flushing over my whole body as he slapped my ass again this time with force. I was sure he was going to leave his handprint. His thrusts got sloppier and sloppier as I reached my high. “Babe I’m going to cum” my stomach knotted as I reached my climax orgasming over Luke’s stiff cock. I couldn’t control my moans of pleasure, Luke sucked his thumb before he put it into my mouth to stop me from moaning too loud Incase Ashton heard us but even his thumb couldn’t stop the moans from escaping

“Shhh baby, we’ve got to be quiet”

I was a moaning mess, laying limb under Luke as I finished cumming multiple times, he also release all his juices into me.

I didn’t want to be the one receiving all the pleasure and wanted to somewhat return the favour. Luke pulled out of me and started tugging on his own cock. I nodded my head and bit my lip getting down in front of him gently stroking his long, hard erect penis before I took as much of him as I could in my mouth, bobbing my head forward and back, moaning as I tasted the left over cum from his last orgasm.

Luke’s legs started to give in as he was reaching his high, I was starting to take him all in my mouth, gagging but composting myself adding pressure to his penis as I sucked and swirled my tongue around his tip.

“Fuck Michael, you take me so good” he grabbed the back of my head, tangling his fingers in my hair gaining control of my movement, back and forward. Back and forward.

I felt his penis throbbing in my mouth, preparing myself to swallow his load.

“IM GOING TO CUM IN YOUR MOUTH FUCK!” He screeched. I didn’t remove his member from my mouth wanting to swallow his juices. He released inside my mouth. I removed his cock from my mouth and slowly pumped out his high.

After we were finished, we lay on the bed naked tangled in each other’s arms whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears. We heard a knock on the door and a twist on the doorknob.

“Hey guys, I went out for an hour with Calum,  I’m going to head to bed, it’s been a long day” he shouted through the door

Wait Ashton wasn’t here this whole time. Did he know what happened between us? I’m thankful he left for a while because tonight was the best night of my life.

“Now Princess, i’m going to make you feel good ok”

“O-ok” Luke stutterd. I kissed his lips and down his smooth pale body. 


Pathetically

A/N: I posted this before but tumblr screwed up so I’m posting it again. 

Description: Phil isn’t sure what they are any more. Then he screws up. 

Word Count: 2K


Their situation is fucked up. Like… well and truly beyond what is normal.

Phil first met Dan four years ago. At the time Dan had a girlfriend. Phil can still remember the disappointment he’d felt at that. Dan was… everything he was attracted to. Smart, funny, sarcastic, quick witted… the fact that he was also very nice to look at didn’t help Phil’s immediate crush at all.

The first year he knew Dan was confusing. There were moments. Many moments between them. And Phil wasn’t sure if he was just projecting the feelings he couldn’t seem to will away on to innocent situations, or if there was actually tension between them.

They were glances amongst conversation when no one else was paying attention. Late nights texting each other well in to early hours of the morning. It was Dan always making sure he was sitting next to Phil and nudging him at every inside joke they had (because in that first year they shared so many jokes between them).

And it could have all been innocent.

But Phil wasn’t sure.

Then, exactly a year after they had met, Dan told him.

‘Emily and I broke up.’

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