i didn't put a name on the cup

Mr. & Mrs. Eric Richard Bittle

and

Mr. Robert Zimmermann &

Mrs. Alicia Carter Zimmermann

invite you to celebrate

the marriage of their sons

-

Eric Richard Bittle Jr.

and

Jack Laurent Zimmermann

-

Saturday, the twenty-ninth of June

two thousand and nineteen

at eleven o’clock in the morning

-

Reception to follow

NT Moments - Pet mosquito
  • INTP caught a mosquito from the bathroom with a clear plastic cup and a piece of paper.
  • INTP: Can you open the balcony door for me?
  • ENTJ: No *makes crushing motion*
  • INTP: Whyyy??
  • ENTJ: It's gonna spread zika *takes the cup*
  • INTP: Urg..If you're gonna do it, go into the bathroom so it will be easy to catch if it gets lose.
  • ENTJ disappeared into the bathroom for 10 min. INTP eventually went into the bathroom and saw the mosquito cup sitting on the toilet.
  • INTP: What have you been doing?
  • ENTJ: Toilet stuff.
  • INTP: Are we keeping it? What should we call it?
  • ENTJ: Call him a dead man.
  • INTP: (didn't hear ENTJ properly) Collin?
  • ENTJ: Nooo I said call him a dead man.
  • INTP: We should name him Collin.
  • ENTJ: Wanna have a pet mosquito?
  • INTP: Yea, low maintenance. Once in a while, just put the cup on your stomach for him to eat.
  • ENTJ: *laughs* And people will ask "what are those bumps on your stomach?"
  • INTP: Just tell them you have a pet vampire.
  • ENTJ: Aww I feel bad.
  • INTP: Just release him outside.
  • ENTJ: Ok... *goes to release mosquito* Collin is free to spread zika to unassuming humans.

anonymous asked:

this one time time drake came into my starbucks nd ordered a coffee and I didn't realize who it was I mean like he looked vaguely familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it so I asked for his name for the cup and he kinda shook his head so I was like ok whatever and I made him his drink and he left and my coworker came back from her break and said "OMG APPARENTLY DRAKE IS ON HIS WAY HERE" and i was like ....o fuk oops. thought my coworker was going to strangle me. wish i got a pic or s/thing