i didn't mean the ground

ft working in a restaurant
  • jellal, blinded era: hello! table or booth?
  • customers: booth please
  • jellal: right this way..
  • jellal: *feels a table* is this a booth?
  • customers: ...
  • meanwhile
  • gray: ugh ok what do u want
  • customers: what do you recommend?
  • gray: excuse me? i don't eat here
  • customers: are you serious?
  • gray: oh wait, i recommend a dish called "shut the fuck up"
  • meanwhile
  • gildarts, washing dishes: *automatically crashes dishes without even trying*
  • gildarts: lol dang it *takes another plate*
  • gildarts: *crash* dang it!!
  • meanwhile
  • levy: *voice at a speed of 180 miles per hour* alriiiiight.. table 3 wants the soup of the day with the special hold the onions, extra spice cooked well done with a side of fruit, no strawberries and the other one wants a salmon lightly seasoned and grilled. *leaves*
  • gajeel:
  • gajeel: *triggered the vietnam war flashback*
  • gajeel:
  • gajeel: chicken nuggets it is then
  • meanwhile
  • gildarts: we hVAE NO MORE PLATES!!!!1111
  • juvia: well, that's what you get for not being more gentle gilda-
  • juvia, seeing a fish ready to be served: *triggering aquatic feels*
  • juvia: oH MY GOD
  • juvia:
  • juvia: *serves the fish with a dead glare*
  • meanwhile
  • mirajane: do you know where all the strawberry cakes are?
  • lucy: i thought i saw erza holding them
  • mirajane: ...wheeeennnnn?
  • lucy: right.. now.
  • erza: *stops in tracks and innocently glances at them*
  • mirajane: *runs after erza* stOP HOARDING THE STRAWBERRY SHIT
  • meanwhile
  • jellal: *feels another table* how about this?
  • customers: *annoyed* we said BOOTH
  • jellal: you know what
  • jellal: you could sit on the floor for all i care
  • meanwhile
  • gray: dude where the fuck are the fishes!!
  • natsu: i don't know, the only thing in there were drinks!
  • happy, out of nowhere: i ate them
  • meanwhile
  • natsu: sting, we got fired..
  • natsu: again
  • sting: geez.. why don't you set the place on fire while you're at it??
  • sometimes later
  • fire siren, firefighters everywhere, sting crying on the ground: i didn't mean it literally for fucks sake!!

I wanna go back through the final chapters of the manga and document every single instance of Greed protecting/saving/expressing concern for some random human caught up in the Promised Day without any proper thanks but also I don’t want to start crying so

If skeleton dance could actually happen
  • Hater: Wander I...I have to tell you something
  • Wander: sure thing Hater! You can tell me anything!
  • Hater: uh okay...well I uh...sort of, maybe...like you...
  • Wander: aw Hatey, I like you too!
  • Hater: no I don't think you get it, I mean I like...LIKE you...
  • Wander: well I like, like, LIKE you even more pal!
  • Hater: ...WANDER I LOVE YOU
  • Wander: Hater I love you too!!!! Let's be best friends forever!!!
  • Hater: .......OH MY GROB YOU CLUELESS ORANGE SPOON IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! I WANNA KISS YOUR STUPID FACE AND HOLD YOUR DUMB HAND AND GET ICE CREAM AND CUDDLE OR WHATEVER!!!!
  • Wander: ....oh...OH....OHHHH...HATEYYYYY!!! *high pitched excited tea kettle noises*
  • Hater: wait. WAIT! FORGET WHAT I SAID, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I CHANGED MY MI
  • *Wander tackles Hater to the ground with a barrage of smooches and a death grip hug*
"Things My Friend Has Said While Streaming Video Games" Ask Meme
  • "Can I do that? Can I just leave?"
  • "Oh ye of little fai - OH SHIT."
  • "That looked like ground. It was not ground."
  • "Oh, shit, sorry. I didn't mean to set you on fire. Sorry."
  • "I guess I'm just supposed to, like...kill people?"
  • "All is well. The lady has hit me with a stick."
  • "We're definitely going this way. I think. Maybe."
  • "I bet you're stuck in a rock. Or a door."
  • "You're a bad guy, right?"
  • "Oh! Wait. Now I have a life!"
  • "You need to put some pants on, you fucker."
  • "Please tell me there are rats here."
  • "Look at me! I'm being reasonable!"
  • "Ass! There we go."
  • "This is the place with all the spiders, so...progress?"
  • "The elder is gonna teach me to use the poles."
  • "I cannot even define fuck."
  • "Oh god, they COME OUT of there!"
  • "You guys are both alive at this point, so we're good on that score."
  • "No, I'm not even here! You can't see me!"
  • "Put your bone away."
  • "These things do not stay up very long and fuck me."
  • "I can't kill rats that I don't see! This is a basic physics problem!"
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Okay, we need to have a talk about how to make PBnJs asap

supernatural got renewed for an 11th season which means that a year from now i am going to be a working adult working in a serious workplace with a blog about a tv show that’s the age of a middle schooler