i didn't make this just thought it was funny!

Me watching the live action Beauty and the Beast:

90% of the movie: wow, such a cinematic masterpiece

Any time LeFou is shown on screen: gaygaygaygaygaygaygay

I love @galoogamelady‘s Buttons and wanted to draw him. Ended up tossing my elf Theo into the mix and Buttons got to try on some clothes his people wear. I think he’d like the silky soft fabrics they use 

angry angsty memes
  • "Stop PRETENDING that I matter to you! Stop looking at me like I mean something - this! Stop THIS!"
  • "I know. Okay? I know, but you keep looking at me like I'm some sort of wounded animal."
  • "Since WHEN?! Since when has it been okay to go behind each other's backs like that?"
  • "I thought we were friends."
  • "Oh, you really led me into that one, didn't you?"
  • "What, did you think it was funny? Making me care?"
  • "This isn't going to be okay just because you APOLOGISE!"
  • "I don't WANT our friendship! I don't WANT to work for it, I don't want ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!"
  • "Is that it? Do I SCARE you? You think I'd HURT you - are you AFRAID?"
  • "Believe me, you don't want to make me mad."
  • "Get out of my way."
  • "Were you planning on telling me? Not now! It didn't even have to be now, but EVER?"
  • "WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you - the ONE TIME I need you, the ONE TIME I ask for help and you can't be bothered to show up?"
  • "What, and you think that this is enough for me? You think that this - whatever this is, you think this is always going to be enough?"
  • "Don't talk to me."
  • "Get out of my house."
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I bought the first couple volumes of the Haikyuu manga and I noticed on Kageyama’s profile page there was a disclaimer on the bottom.

The author wanted to make sure that you didn’t think Kageyama was anything other than the volleyball idiot he is. Poor boy 😂

Some people make me so fucking angry. I just want to take a knife and carefully slice horizontally so I can watch all the gushing juices flow and drip right down the ripe watermelon I bought myself to get over it…

Oh… you guys thought… I would never… I mean come on…. me?

anonymous asked:

i accidentally turned ur post notes off on mobile and checking my phone and not seeing any for like a whole day made me so sad.. i didn't even know man like if you went on haitus for a while i would be fine but i thought somethin had happened to u and u popped up on my dash and this rush of happiness just flooded back into my heart. this blog truly is snug it makes me so comfortable and happy thank u em for running such a great blog and writing such funny tags and generally being a nice person

i love you with my whole entire complete heart

anonymous asked:

Omg I love the dnp texts so much it was just something I didn't expect them to include but they're so domestic and cute and so THEM omg

they’re so good and unexpected iajeoriajewr the one where it’s raining and dan’s complaining about going to boots and phil’s like nah you don’t need to go my hair will survive like lowkey confirming dan was gonna go make an extra stop in a torrential downpour just for phil’s hair and obvi the chocolate one and dan fucking w phil about the keys ughhhHHH why are dnp so funny and in love :( 

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Okay, here's how it went down. Sam took Miss Briggs' head and PhotoDocked it onto a rhinoceros body. Then Sam put up copies of the pic all over school! When Miss Briggs saw one, she FREAKED. Carly knew that if Briggs found out Sam did it, Sam would probably get kicked out of school (cuz Sam's already been in LOTS of trouble this semester). And since Carly is such a cool friend, she took the blame for Sam.
  • So, Carly got in trouble and had to give up her whole Saturday. Briggs made her come to school and be in charge of the kids' auditions for the school talent show (which was mostly BORING).
  • Since the whole thing was Sam's fault, Carly made Sam help her with the auditions -- so they both had to give up their whole Saturday. I was there too, cuz Carly needed someone to film all the auditions (yeah, they needed me).
  • Most of the kids' auditions were lame. The best stuff was when Carly and Sam were joking around in between the auditions. I thought they were being really funny, so I shot video of them goofing around (they didn't know I was filming them).? Carly and Sam were just being soooo funny together, especially when they were making fun of Miss Briggs' pointy boobs!
  • Everything was cool until later that night. Sam spent the night at Carly's
  • (which she always does)...and at around midnight, they went online to see
  • if I had uploaded the auditions for Miss Briggs. Carly and Sam FREAKED when they saw that I ACCIDENTALLY uploaded video of THEM goofing around, and even making fun of Miss Briggs. They were soooo mad at me.
  • The good news was, tons of people commented the video of Carly and Sam, and the comments were GREAT. Thousands of people online LOVED Carly and Sam. They all wanted to see more of them. So...
  • We decided to give 'em MORE! We decided to start our own web show. Carly and Sam do their thing in front of the camera, and I work the camera and handle all the tech stuff.
  • That's how iCarly got started, and now it's, like, really popular!
  • --Freddie B.
Sweet and Morbid
  • INTJ: Hey ENTJ, when I die I want you to go through my "oddities" jar and write something that somehow brilliantly connects all of the items in it, and write it in as many languages as possible.
  • ENTJ: ...Why?
  • INTJ: So that in the future when some sort of archeologist unburries me, they'll find a jar with my Doberman's baby teeth, a pair of rusty scissors, a piece of pyrite, a fossil, whatever else is added by then, and a piece of paper that has this epic story written in 10 different languages that connects everything together and the archeologist will be all "What the Heck! Who was this girl!?!?" And he'll go off on this wild goose chase trying to figure it all out, except it's really just a funny idea that an extremely bored and slightly morbid INTJ had on a rainy afternoon...that's why.
  • ENTJ: Are you ok? You're kind of making me worried.
  • INTJ: Yeah, I'm fine. What makes you think I'm not?
  • ENTJ: You didn't take into account that the note wouldn't preserve but everything else would.
  • INTJ: Oh...I never thought about that. We'll have to use something else.
  • ENTJ: Don't worry, we'll think of something...
  • INTJ: Aww.. You care.
  • ENTJ: Obviously...

anonymous asked:

You know what I died laughing abou tho? When Diana and Steve kissed for the first time it was so dark you couldn't see their faces then it pans out the window to outside the house and I was just sitting there thinking, this is what happens to gay couples. They got that "tv gay window" treatment, it was so funny to me, usually the hets get gratuitous sex scenes and make outs but not this movie. You knew they loved each other but didn't need to sit thru 10 min of sex scenes to show that, ya kno?

yea that was great honestly. it was pretty refreshing bc i knew going into this movie that there would be a romantic subplot but im glad it wasnt nearly as bad as i thought it would be

anonymous asked:

I can't remember if it was said at a concert on an interview etc, but where does Stevie say that she told her Dad landslide was about him (even though it was about Lindsey, which she also says) just so he didn't get upset?

Hey anon, I believe she may have said it in more than one occasion but I think you’re talking about the “Live in Chicago” DVD:

“This next song was written in 1973 in Aspen, Colorado. It was really written about making choices and deciding what I really wanted to do with my life, but the funny and sweet story is that my dad always thought I wrote thing song about him and who was I to tell him that I didn’t? So, you know, for my whole existence here, he thought this song was written for him and I would say “of course it is, daddy”. (…)
So Jess, if you’re listening and I know you are, I know you are right here with us in this building tonight, this if for you, as usual. It’s Landslide.”

There’s a gif set of that moment here.

Weird Ne Thoughts

For non-Ne users, a collection of thoughts that describe what it’s like inside a high Ne user’s brain. No, no, not ACTUALLY high… just… Ne is high in the function stack and - you know what, never mind. Ne is high.

  • *sees a picture of a polka dotted feather* “Birds wore the original polka dot bikinis.”
  • “Hummus is literally bean paste. Pasty beans. Tasty pasty beans. I hasten to tasten the pasten of beans.”
  • “Can you overdose on sugar? Like just straight sugar. How many pounds of sugar would you have to choke down before you died?”
  • “Is that flower looking at me? I’m pretty sure if it had eyes, it would be looking at me.”
  • “Hello. It’s the garbage can. You forgot to take me out and now your house smells like molding feet. Hello-o-oh-o, can you smell me? If you can’t you should probably get your nose checked cuz you probably have cancer and are going to die.”
  • “Balloons are a horrible idea. I feel bad for whoever first tried to market them as festive decorations. Like, ‘yeah, you see, you put special air in this piece of plastic and its, like, super fun!’”
  • *stubs toe on textbook* “Ah! So that’s where I put you, you sneaky lil snake!”
  • *immediately starts singing “No” by Meghan Trainor in my head every time I hear the word no*
  • “Blue is the best color. It makes me feel like a seaweed in the ocean.”
  • “You know what’s funny? The word school in a German accent. Shewl!”
  • *finds a shiny rock* “I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.”
  • *can’t remember the word plantain* “Pointy potato bananas?”
  • “I HAVE HAD. THE SAME SONG. STUCK IN MY HEAD. FOR THREE. WHOLE DAYS.”
  • *sees a dandelion* “Lets play guess how many seeds it has on it for the next hour without ever actually finding out.”
  • “That plant looks like it’s plotting something evil… or maybe… POTTING something evil! Haahahahah…”
  • “What would help me concentrate? I know! Standing on one leg!”

I keep thinking how knowing Even had a crush on Isak the first day he saw him changes the whole dynamic of the story, or at least it does to me.

The first times we see Isak and Even sharing glances (first in the cafeteria, then outside, then at the kosegruppa meeting) I thought Even was this type of guy who looks at you in the coolest way ever just because he feels he is able to get your attention.

When they met in the bathroom and Even did the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen anyone do when they are flirting with someone, I thought he was just being a pain in the ass since he noticed Isak always looking at him and he wanted the attention I guessed he thought he deserved.

And then in the bench… Well, that scene kind of threw my theory out of the window, because Even totally lost his coolness: he was almost shy and nervous. But I guess I was too caught up by his looks and appearance I didn’t really pay attention.

But Even confessing Isak he saw him the very first day at school and that he went to the kosegruppa meeting just to meet Isak made me realize all those times weren’t about Even being cool, they were about Even trying to look cool. It was always about a boy doing embarrassing and not-so-slick things to get the other boy’s attention. When I thought Isak was getting caught by Even staring at him, it was actually Even trying to act laid back when he realized his crush was looking at him. When Even approached Isak on the hallway to ask him if he was going to the Halloween party, it wasn’t him being casual, it was him being hopeful. When Even suggested Isak going to the pool, it wasn’t him recreating his favorite movie scene just to be the coolest guy, it was him planning the whole thing to finally act on his feelings for his crush.

And you know why just a simple scene was able to threw away what I thought was real? Because Skam just doesn’t make seasons from one character’s perspective in order for us to get to really know them, Skam does it to show that not everything is what we think it is: we don’t see life at it is, we see it in our own way. And that’s as beautiful as it is scary, isn’t it?

Part Of The Plan
  • Jim: -enters the morgue, looking around- Are you done? -whispers-
  • Molly: -nods and smiles slightly- Yes, thanks for your help with the Sherlock- lookalike. It was exactly what I needed.
  • Jim: Anything for my Molls. -looks at her with that goofy smile on his lips-
  • Molly: I am pretty sure he will stay away for a few months now. John has to believe him. And he’ll try to destroy your network, at least he said something like that.
  • Jim: As if he could do that. -laughs quietly- But I think it’s better for me if he’s gone now. Now there’s no one to try and steal my queen.
  • Molly: Jim, you know I am still pissed at you because of the corpse in my morgue.
  • Jim: What? I thought it would be funny. I mean I always wanted to do that. Sending you a man who isn't really dead. Waking up all confused. It was a great plan.
  • Molly: My heart nearly stopped you arse! -glares at him with her hands in her hips-
  • Jim: But it didn't. Come on, Molls. It was just a little present. Sending roses is so ordinary. -makes a face and shrugs-
  • Molly: -sighs loudly and looks to him- How are you by the way? I mean…you did just fake your death.
  • Jim: Don’t say it in a negative way. I just…played a bit. Had some fun with boring old Sherlock. Anyway, my head still hurts but Sebastian did a great job.
  • Molly: I told you it would be a good idea to use the air-soft gun and the blood bag, hidden in your jacket.
  • Jim: -comes closer, kissing her lips for a second- Oh, Molls. You should’ve seen his face. It was hilarious.
  • Molly: -pouts and sighs quietly- I am kind of sad I didn't see it.
  • Jim: -chuckles and strokes her cheek- If he knew about the real you. Oh that would break his tiny little heart.
  • Molly: -smiles softly and wraps her arms around his neck- Ah, not yet. Just give him some time to recover first, that way it will hurt more.
  • Jim: That’s my girl. -kisses her again-
Kyle's comments about the Evillustrator episode
  • Him: I loved today's episode!
  • Me: I thought you might
  • Him: It was so fast moving yet perfect! Though I was waiting for Marinette or Chloe to be akumatized too.
  • Him: Also! Adrien has a crush on Marinette now? is it forming? What's going on! It's awesome!
  • Me: :3
  • Him: Here, protect this girl. Her name's Marinette and she's going on a date with the only person to remain somewhat good after being akumatized
  • Me: I kind of hated we didn't get any real closure for Nathanael...HE JUST WANTED TO GO ON A DATE WITH A GIRL
  • Him: What do you mean? Yeah, she doesn't like him. I thought it was adorable he was making comics for her...sounds like something I would do.
  • Me: A few people made fan endings for that episode
  • Him: With Nathanette?
  • Me: Hm...kind of?
  • Him: Cat Noir had so many puns in that episode too! It was awesome!
  • Me: -.- you and your damn puns.
  • Him: It was so funny! and awesome! he had so many of them!
  • Me: You are loving this show aren't you?
  • Him: ...What have you done to me?
The Secret Behind Item #10
  • ME: I think the 10th item was posted on a blog with nothing but pictures of dogs and bells as a reference to Pavlov's Dog. Maybe the GISHWHES team is trying to make a point about how all the participants have been trained to do items with a certain level of obedience.
  • MYSELF: Seriously? Do you really think the people behind this whole thing would put THAT much thought into it? Don't be stupid. The pictures were obviously random and unrelated. They thought it would be funny.
  • ME: But they had to put at least SOME thought into it...
  • MYSELF: No. They didn't. You're reading too deeply into it. Stop.
  • I: Maybe we should all just ask the readers what they think. Are we all just being trained like dogs? Or is this just a case of "Lol, so random"?
  • #gishwhestakestumblr #gtt10 #gishwhes

anonymous asked:

*hangs huge plastic spiders above the doorway* Oh boy, I SURE DO HOPE no cute dancers are nearby to record whichever unfortunate soul walks past these...

Lalala~ *walks past the door and comes directly face to face with the huge spider*


GURYAAA !! *runs away*


Huhuhuhu, see? This grown ass man is scared of spiders! *took a lot of photos*


Eh?


*Some time later*


*enters his room, walks inside and suddenly comes to a stop when he sees a lot of big and this time very much real spiders on the floor*


GURYAAAAAH !!! *frozen in place*


*had followed Souda into his room* HAHAHAHA ! My vengeance is now completed ! So, how much do you regret your crime, fiend?


*still frozen* W-Were you the one who put them there? S-So you can make them go away?


Of course, I am their supreme ruler, GUNDHAM TANAKA !!


*Gundham had barely finished his sentence that Souda had already broken into a run toward him. He instantly lifted his arms by reflex, ready to battle, only to find himself being hugged tightly by the pink haired boy who was also currently burrying his face in his neck, thus avoiding to look at the spiders.*


Make them goooo ! Please !! *hugs him even more tightly*


!!! *shocked, makes some movements with his hands and all the spiders go away*


I have to apologize. I do think my vengeance was a bit too cruel. But they are gone now. You can let go of me.


*still hugging him*….


A-Are you going to stay like that for a long time? *doesn’t get any answer* You are going to be cursed…*mutters while blushing*