i didn't intend to do that omg

unxpctedlygreat  asked:

KuroDai bodypainter AU? with that sentence ""The paint’s supposed to go where?” ~

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Gooseflesh is rising on his skin in increments, slowly from the soft skin under his wrist, up to his arms, his shoulders, to the back of his neck.

He’s not sure how exactly he ended up sitting on top of a stool in the middle of a small studio with nondescript walls, but an old worn couch pushed against it that was stained (or was it an artistic endeavor) with colorful bursts of orange and yellow and a stark red, with nothing but a tiny square hand towel over the whole of his manhood.

Daichi watches the other man with observant eyes - he’s dressed so comfortably in a loose tank under a black apron that was tied around his neck, and his jeans are riding a little too dangerously low on his hips, and if it weren’t for the apron, he thinks it wouldn’t have held up on its own.

It’s quiet. But his ears can pick up the sound of water being stirred in jars, and paintbrushes tinkling on the rim of the glass bottles, and he stops. He’s humming.

“Kuroo-san?”

A cheery hum is all he gets in return for an answer.

He gulps, and he thinks it resonates in the otherwise silent room, afraid for a moment that the art student could sense his nervousness, hear him swallow down his insecurities.

“T-the paint’s supposed… to go where, again?” he asks, and he shifts on his spot because the hard wood pressing against his bare butt is beginning to make it numb.

Kuroo continues humming, diligently mixing colors and filling up the jars. “Everywhere,” he finally says, and Daichi nods his head, because he understood the first time Kuroo came to him after Philosophy class one day, asking him if he could use him as a subject for one of his major projects in class.

He remembers shrugging why not, because of course he was willing to help out a friend for the grade, and Kuroo was nothing but a good friend to him, if a little antagonizing at times, but a friend nevertheless.

“Right. Everywhere,” he repeats.

And he gets it. He does. By everywhere, Kuroo had meant every inch of his skin, no spot uncovered. And he had agreed.

By this time, he wasn’t supposed to be having second thoughts anymore. What else could he have done, could still do, when he was all but bare to the world, sitting in the middle of Kuroo’s studio, and fighting  the most painful hard on?

Sit still like a good model, he supposed.

He wanted to blame the cold for it, really. Or maybe even the fact that he’s never been this naked in anyone else’s presence other than his mother’s when he was five. Or maybe because he had such a huge crush on his friend, that he absolutely didn’t want found out at any cost, and yet here he was.

“You can still say no, you know, Sawamura,” Kuroo interjects, breaking Daichi’s train of thought. “If you wanted to, I mean. I don’t want you doing anything that makes you uncomfortable.”

Oh, he’s uncomfortable. But he’d be lying if he said he didn’t want to do it, because he did. “I’m fine, Kuroo. I said yes the first time. I don’t plan on turning back on my words.”

When Kuroo finally turns to face him, there’s only a small smile on his face, and Daichi can’t help the shiver he was holding back.

“Good. I appreciate that. Now, can you drop the towel?”

glitterycateyes  asked:

so ronan is just chilling in the factory with noah, and knowing these two there being just total idiots, and adam shoes up. noah suddenly is all like "the line it beckons me" and adam goes "wtf no it doesn't I didn't get this message where you goin boy" and noahs already gone and you just hear his laughter. ronan now is casually thinking to himself "wtf do I DOOOOO!!" and "IM GONNA KILL THAT DEAD BASTARD". the entire time Ronan thinks this, him and adam are making eye contact&itsnotawk (finish)

2) OMG I MEANT TO PUT THAT ON ANON DONT FINISH IT MY LOVE IM NOT READY FOR THE CELEBRITY!!


lmao ‘don’t finish it’ shelby honestly (hey, this is way longer than i intended so it’s under the cut)

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Dick sat alone at the table, watching fondly as Conner and M’gann danced together, wrapped in each other and lost in their own little world. He couldn’t make out anything Conner was whispering into M’gann’s ear, but she beamed and smiled into his shoulder. The wedding had been great and even Bruce looked like he was about to shed a tear or two.

              “Y’know, that dance floor has had a major lack of Dick tonight.”

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RRRERRE  REMEMBER THE PART IN LOST TIME MEMORY WHERE KUROHA APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND POINTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD

I just read a tweet suggesting that may be haruka gaining back the control of his body and trying to prevent the reset kuroha’s intending to do along with protecting his friends and if that’s true it makes sense!! How he’s the protagonist of the upcoming novel and why shintaro tried to prevent kuroha from committing suicide and ended up getting shot himself…

anonymous asked:

Hey just wanted to pop in! I am visually impaired and do require a cane to get around. Let me just say, there was nothing wrong with your cosplay. The only way it would have been bad is if you were walking around tapping it and acting as if you were blind, but you didn't do that so you should not listen to anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. I think cosplay omg Matt without his cane would be a bit strange really and I'm glad you did it

yeah i wouldn’t dare tap it around while walking. i’m not blind so i’m not gonna pretend to be. super disrespectful to do that, thank god i haven’t seen any other daredevil cosplayers doing it. A+ to you guys.

EDIT: THAT WAS NOT INTENDED TO BE A PUN GDI I’M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS

  • Noiz: Why are you so nice to me you should be expect something
  • Aoba: Gee NO I just be nice to whoever I want.
  • Noiz: *kiss Aoba* is it for this
  • Aoba: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRAT NO HOMO OKAY *get hard from the kiss*
  • Noiz: You get hard. Should I help you with that and you should help me too.
  • Aoba: Why should I? I'm not swing that way.
  • Noiz: Just guy help another guy with their dick problem. Physical thingy.
  • Aoba: Uhhh okay so if I think it's no homo it won't be homo
  • Noiz: True
  • Aoba: Okay fine but please remember no homo intended
  • Noiz: Yea whatever
  • Noiz & Aoba: *touch each other's dick*
  • Aoba: *came*
  • Noiz: *not even get hard*
  • Aoba: OMG why the hell my touch didn't affect you uhh oh I know I will give you blow job then
  • Noiz: Okay
  • Aoba: But REMEMBER not homo intended I'm as straight as stick
  • Noiz: Yea whatever
  • Aoba: *give blowjob*
  • Noiz: *get hard and came*
  • Aoba: ....Well maybe a little homo will be okay
Autumn Leaves - Part 6

So here’s part six. I honestly have no idea how many parts this will have but I’ll just keep going with it until I get it to where I want it to go. Thanks again for reading/liking/reblogging you are all great and enjoy!

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****

“I- It’s not, it’s not what it looks like” Rae stuttered her eyes wide with shock.

“Yeah I fell and Rae helped me up and, and…”

“You don’t have to explain anything to me but you two fuckers are lucky that it was me who just walked in here and not our Chlo. I wouldn’t expect this from you Rae I mean your Chloe’s best mate, him" Chop said pointing to a shocked and disappointed Finn "maybe, but not you”. Well that was something Chop hadn’t expected to happen tonight although he wasn’t completely surprised. He had an inkling Finn had a bit of a thing for Rae by the way he’d gotten all weird yesterday and the look of disappointment on his face from presumably being interrupted confirmed this.

“What! You’ve got it all wrong nothing happened or was going to we were just chatting. I wouldn’t got for Finn and especially not after he’s been with Chlo and upset her because the last thing I’d want to do is hurt her” Rae lied. Recently she’d been thinking about Finn more and more and she knew she had got him all wrong but she just didn’t want to admit it. He was of course extremely gorgeous too and Rae wouldn’t have minded just putting her lips to his right there and then and getting to taste a bit of the ultimate slice that is Finn Nelson. That could never ever happen though not now he and Chloe had had a thing and Chloe so clearly still liked him and would do for quite some time.

Finn snapped his head to look at Rae after hearing what she’d just said. ‘I’d never go for Finn’. What would be so bad about going out with him he thought. A minuet ago it had seemed she was about to kiss him if he hadn’t kissed her first and now she’s saying she would never be with him. He really didn’t understand this girl. He probably shouldn’t have tried to kiss her the same day he’d ended things with Chloe though because from what he’d gathered she was pretty cut up about it. That wasn’t what he wanted but he couldn’t let things go on any longer, couldn’t lie and then upset Chloe even more one day. He knew Rae was a really great friend too and he knew she would never betray Chloe so nothing could happen between the two of them. He’d just have to push his feelings aside, it was just a crush after all, he’s had them before and they’d passed and this would too.

“Well whatever ‘that’ was let’s just forget about it yeah? Chop suggested.

"Sounds good mate, why don’t we head to the kitchen and get a couple more drinks, I’m not nearly as drunk as I should be by now” Finn said cheerfully, patting Chop on the shoulder.

“That’s more like it, let’s make this a proper party. Raemundo you coming?”

“As much as I’d love to Chop I think i’ll go find Chloe and see how she’s doing” Rae said.

“Alright well you know where we are” Chop said grinning before walking off with Finn in tow.

****

After pushing her way through the mass of drunken and almost lifeless bodies Rae found herself at the stairs and decided it was best to start up there. Barney’s house was really fucking big.

After checking three or so rooms, being greeted by ‘fuck off’ mostly, she decided to try the fourth room at the other ending of the landing. Just as she was making her way there something caught her eye. It was Archie. Kissing some guy. It stopped Rae in her tracks. She didn’t care that care that Archie was gay, it was his business and he was still the same person, it just shocked her. She wasn’t sure what to do. Should she just ignore it, maybe he didn’t want everyone knowing. She decided just to walk past as though she hadn’t seen anything but just as she was walking past Archie looked up and seen him, his face was a picture of complete terror. Like he’d just seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

“Rae” Archie breathed out.

“Do you wanna go outside for a chat Arch” Rae said sympathetically. She could find Chloe in a while but right now she knew Archie needed her.

“Ehhh, y-yeah” He stuttered. His eyes were glazed over with a threat of tears spilling out of them at any moment. He couldn’t believe what was happening. He was always unsure of his sexuality but kissing that guy tonight had proved to him he was gay and he didn’t think he’d been so relieved about anything in his entire life. That thought soon faded away though when he seen Rae. Now everyone would find out. He’d be known as gay Archie, he’d be called names like faggot and poof. As much as he’d hate all that though he was most worried of what Finn and Chop would think of him. It had always been the 3 of them, ever since they were little kids. They would do absolutely everything together. He didn’t want them to treat him differently. He didn’t want them to act different around him, like they were worried he liked them as anything more than a friend. He didn’t want them feel like he’d lied to them and that they didn’t really know him at all. He was still him. He just liked guys.

****

Once they were outside they found a wall to sat on and Archie took a deep breath preparing himself for what was to come.

“Look Rae about what you saw, you can’t tell-”

“Arch I would never tell anyone ever unless you wanted me to. You being gay, if you are that is, has nothing to do with me. I just want you to know that if you are gay, you can talk to me. I’m not about to go treating you any differently because your still the same kind, caring, considerate, loyal and might I add boring bastard at times, that you were when I first met you. I’m so glad I did. I’ve never met anyone quite like you and I known you al that long but I love to bits”. Rae looked Archie and see nothing but relief and a small smile on his face as he looked at her.

Archie engulfed Rae into a hug and lay his head on her shoulder ”I really fucking love you Rachel Earl”.

“Oh Arch” Rae said gently rocking him as he wept.

A few in minuets later Archie pulled out of the hug. “I think I’ve always known” he said thoughtfully. “I’ve done stuff with girls but it just never felt right. Then tonight when I kissed Adam, it just felt so right. I was so fucking relieved it’s like I’ve spent my whole life unsure of who I am and tonight I finally figured it out. I’m so glad it was you that seen that happen. You we’re just the person I needed tonight Rae. How am I ever meant to tell Chop and Finn” he asked, his eyes searching her face as if it held all the answers.

“Look we will worry about that in the morning but tonight you should just go and enjoy yourself. Celebrate finding out who Archie really is” Rae said.

“Your right, thanks so much I don’t know what I’d do without you I’m so glad I met you” he said before kissing her cheek.

“Hey don’t you get all soppy on me now. Finn and Chop are in the kitchen . Go join them and get pissed” Rae said laughing slightly.

“Aren’t you coming?”

“I’ll join you in a bit, I need to go find Chlo first”.

****

After Archie left her she made her way back up the stairs and headed for the room she was about to check when she seen Arch.

She stood at the door to listen for any noise and she thought she could hear voices but it was very faint. She slowly pushed the door open and drew in a sharp intake of breathe at what she saw.

“Chlo? Rae said her voice shaking.

"Rae? What are you doing here? Chloe asked almost angrily, confusing Rae.

"What am I doing here? What are you doing, taking that shit? Rae asked firmly pointing to the lines of a white substance Rae presumed was cocaine that Chloe had clearly sniffed up her nose as she kept wiping it self consciously.

"I’ts just a bit of fun, Ian let me have some you should try some” she slurred swaying slightly.

Rae looked over at he bed to see a sleazy looking man watching them looking lustily at Chloe. She then turned to look at her friend and found that she wasn’t there anymore. Her eyes were dark, almost like they were dead they had no life in them.

“That’s not fun Chloe, fun is going to a gig or getting drunk at the pub and having a food fight after it. That” she said pointing to the drug “isn’t fun!”

“Oh give it a rest Rae what are you my mum, why do you care anyway”

“Of course I care your my best mate Chloe” Rae couldn’t believe Chloe had done this. It was like she was having a breakdown

“Oh is that why I saw you kissing Finn then ” Chloe asked shrugging her shoulders.

“What are you talking about I’ve never kissed Finn I wouldn’t do that to you.” Rae didn’t have a clue what she was talking about.

“I seen you two earlier  getting all cosy, he was going to kiss you, so don’t tell me you care about me when you’d do that” Chloe said looking away.

“No you’ve got it all wrong we was just talking and he fell and I helped him up and we ended up close nothing happened and it wouldn’t have because I don’t like Finn that way and I couldn’t do that to you” Rae said hoping Chloe would believe her. She couldn’t bare to lose her best friend.

“Whatever” Chloe said. Rae noticed the colour had drained from her face and she seemed like she was trying to focus on something, anything. She then began to stumble around a bit before she collapsed with a thud to the ground.

“CHLOE!” Rae screamed before dropping to her knees beside her friend. “HELP SOMEONE HELP!”

People began rushing in to the room and within minuets the gang had cane uo to see what was all the cause for the commotion. They peered there heads through the crowd in the room to find an unconscious Chloe and a crying Rae who’s face was clouded with concern and fear.

-

“Omg what happened” Izzy cried also bending down next to Rae.

“She, she took something and then she- just down she went” Rae said her voice cracking.

“Holy shit” Archie said bringing his hands up to his mouth.

Finn looked down at Rae crying and he did the only going he felt he could do in this situation. He took her in her arms and let her cry on him. He tried up soothe her as best he could but he knew it was no use. He was just as worried as Rae was.

“What the fuck we going to do” Chop asked, sounding fragile as he looked down at his friend in horror.