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if you wanna have a genuine good time in the rpc, the first thing you gotta do is chill and stop caring about your number of followers to the point it actually ruins your day in real life if you’re not getting attention from the internet. 

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Quotes
  • "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
  • "I peed on it."
  • "No, my question, I get to go first!"
  • "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?"
  • "I didn't intend to! It's not like I did it for kicks!"
  • "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
  • "Who taught you grammar?"
  • "You put a live round in that gun?"
  • "Who taught you math?!"
  • "Do you think I'm stupid?"
  • "I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much."
  • "Yes, I think you're stupid."
  • "Still gay?"
  • "Sorry that we said 'fuck' so much."
  • "Did your father love you?"
  • "Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never actually said the words."
  • "He called her a... well, a bad word."
  • "She's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal."
  • "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."
  • "You want to see something cool?"
  • "You know what? You'd better be her doctor."
  • "Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me."
  • "I want you to picture a bullet in your head. Can you do that for me?"
  • "I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club."
  • "Don't quit your gay job."
  • "Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's."
  • "Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock."
  • "This is every shade of wrong."
  • "Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid."
  • "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."
  • "Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't even know why."
NBC Hannibal quotes || Sentence meme
  • "Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you, and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes. But do you ache for him?"
  • "That would have been your lip I was tasting...Again."
  • "What am I doing here?"
  • "You set me up. You knew it."
  • "The tragedy of what happened to _____ has put me in an excellent humor."
  • "It didn't hold up to scrutiny."
  • "Is this a competition?"
  • "Would you have told me the truth?"
  • "How do you supposed he's contacted me? Personal ads? Writing notes of admiration on toilet paper?"
  • "You're not the only one who keeps their promises."
  • "I'm just about worn out with you crazy sons of bitches."
  • "The next time you have an instinct to help someone, maybe consider crushing them instead. It might save you a great deal of trouble."
  • "You lied, _____. You do that a lot. Why do you do that a lot?"
  • "I'll dance at your wedding if you read it to me."
  • "You haven't learned your lesson, have you? Or did you just miss him that much?"
  • "You hitched your star to a man commonly known as a monster. You're the Bride of Frankenstein."
  • "Betrayed by good taste."
  • "If I go, I'll be different when I get back."
  • "For convenience, they term you a monster."
  • "You've made this dessert for me before."
  • "There's a mindset that I need to recover."
  • "I'm not insane."
  • "We didn't catch you, you surrendered."
  • "I wanted you to know exactly where I am, and where you can always find me."
  • "You delight yourself in wickedness and berate yourself for the delight."

anonymous asked:

What type of dad do you headcanon Aleron being? How similar do you think he was to his brother/the regent? (I know we didn't get to see a lot of him but I was wondering??)

I HC Aleron as being… pretty standard as a royal father. We know (I can’t find the quote right now but I remember it) that Aleron was pretty emotionally distant from Laurent, but I’m willing to bet that there was probably some measure of emotional distance between him and both his children - he’s a busy King and they may have been raised predominantly by nurses and Queen Hennike. 

Aleron probably put a lot of energy into grooming Auguste to rule (which is why he discards Laurent a little, because Laurent is the spare, not the heir); they would have been in contact more often, but I don’t think they would have been emotionally closer than Aleron and Laurent. 

Royal children (historically) have been expected to be as obedient to their reigning parent as everyone else has, and other historical monarchs had pretty distant personal relationships with their children - Henry VIII and Mary Tudor, for example, or Henry VIII and Edward Tudor. Henry put a lot of effort into Edward’s upbringing, but he was still the King, and much of that effort was financial, not personal. Auguste and Laurent would have had the finest tutors but may have not had that much contact, let alone a close personal relationship, with Aleron. So I tend to HC him as pretty typical for a royal father. 

In terms of how like his brother? I see them at odds with each other personality-wise. I think it’s safe to say that Aleron didn’t have a predilection for young boys the way that the Regent did - it’s never commented on, and something like that probably would be, especially by Laurent. It’s also pretty clear by the end of the book that the shenanigans that go down in the Veretian court are the product of the Regent’s rule, and are not actually typical, which makes me think that they would have been opposites. Also, the Regent manipulates people fantastically well; in the long run, his alliances mean very little to him. It is the manipulation of Kastor that matters, not peace between Akielos and Vere, which is superfluous. 

From the fact that Vere is thrown into turmoil after Hennike dies, I think we can probably say that Aleron is not capable at manipulating people like the Regent can - the alliance with Kempt completely falls apart. This is quite strange, considering an alliance like that would normally be cemented not by Hennike being alive, but by the production of heirs from both kingdoms - and Hennike had two children. This either means that CS Pacat made a mistake, or that Aleron was fantastically bad at playing people the way the Regent can, relying perhaps too heavily on Hennike to maintain the alliance; making his sons too Veretian and failing to promote them as Hennike’s heirs, as Laurent never mentions Kempt, Kempt’s culture, or ever visiting, which can make an alliance break down; or treating Kempt with disdain or disinterest, expecting them to remain loyal after Hennike’s death. This all points to Aleron being more of a fair player than the Regent, who prefers to manipulate others and make them think that they’re getting a fair deal. It also tells us that Aleron was not good at foreign relations given that he loses the alliance with Kempt and war with Akielos breaks out. 

We don’t know what makes Kempt break from Vere, but like I said, unless Pacat made a mistake and doesn’t know how alliances work, it must have been something pretty important. Either Aleron didn’t see it or he didn’t consider it noteworthy; if he had, he would have been shoring up his defences along the border with Akielos and working to make stronger alliances than Kempt long before he actually did, considering that Theomedes had his eye on the prize and there’s usually only one reason that happens. Vere’s prosperity and territory should have come with higher military spending - but they get pulled into a drawn-out war with Akielos instead. Either the amount they were spending in an effort to protect themselves wasn’t enough, or Aleron didn’t see it coming. Someone like the Regent would not have made this mistake. 

From what little we see of him, Aleron comes off as pretty mild and pretty standard - a cardboard cut-out King. In my opinion (and headcanon - because I won’t deny a lot of this is conjecture, he doesn’t come up very often) Aleron and the Regent would have been very different personality-wise. Not quite opposites in every way, because neither of them are portrayed as war-like or aggressive characters, but close. 

blaise is staying at the malfoy manor
  • Blaise: [To Hermione] I thought it was probably best if I didn't go snooping around Draco's room uninvited. These days I would probably find all sorts of whips and chains and ball gags. And then when I put those down and stopped playing with them, I would probably find something that made me really uncomfortable.
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endless list of favorite characters ♦ dorian havilliard from the throne of glass series by sarah j. maas

↳ She was not becoming anything different from what she always was and always had the capacity to be. You just finally saw everything. And once you saw that other part of her…You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love. Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.

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We’ll just call you Dave,

We’ll just call you Dave,

Azpilicueta,

We’ll just call you Dave..

Sherlock characters as Spongebob quotes
  • Sherlock: The inner machinations of my mind is an enigma.
  • John: Go away! Can't you see that I'm trying to forget you?!
  • Mary: Well, it's no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly!
  • Irene: Let's get naked!
  • Mycroft: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
  • Magnussen: EEEEEVIIIIILLLLL!
  • Mrs. Hudson: How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?
  • Molly: He only liked me for my shorts!
  • Lestrade: That idea may just be crazy enough...to gET US ALL KILLED.
  • Anderson: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
  • Sally: That guy doesn't have a front license plate. LETS GET HIM.
  • Moriarty: Oh, these pies aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.