i didn't even mean to take this

i have simple needs and all i need to know is whether emily ever tried, at least, to have a conversation with any of the girls at the golden cats, knowing it might get her in trouble but still having hoping she might get some help this way. before taking the matter into her own hands and trying to run away on her own.

Summaries of Animes:
  • Okay so I know there are a lot of these but I really love them so HERE WE GO!
  • Tokyo Ghoul: First date gone wrong
  • Ajin: Crossing the street gone wrong
  • Parasyte: Sleeping with earbuds in gone wrong
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Family reunion gone wrong
  • Blue Exorcist: Family reunion gone somehow even more wrong
  • Attack on Titan: Apocalypse gone pretty well all things considered I mean they did survive for over a century and OH NO OH NO WHAT THE HECK NO NO NO NOT HIM WHY HIM HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT AND HOLY FUDGENUTS WHAT NOPE NOPE NEVERMIND I TAKE IT BACK THIS WAS THE APOCALYPSE GONE WRONG THE APOCALYPSE GONE VERY VERY WRONG!!!
  • Yuri on Ice: Literally nothing gone wrong this show is amazing
  • Person: I don't understand where all these new genders are coming from?!
  • Me: They've always been around, you just haven't known about them.
  • Person: I doubt that.
  • Me: It's just like in school. Take math for example, at first we thought addition and subtraction was all there was, but then we learned about multiplaction, division, functions, entire areas of math that we didn't even know existed before. But we know it's real. Just cause you haven't known about something forever, doesn't mean it hasn't existed forever.
THE SIGNS AS ICONIC QUOTES
  • Aries: I'm smarter than I look... *grabs boobs* DO YOU CALL THIS IMMATURE?!
  • Taurus: I don't want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco... Preferably chicken.
  • Gemini: She better not steal my thunder or I will literally punch her in the face.
  • Cancer: I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn't shovel that poop.
  • Leo: My heart is golden, but my vageen is platinum.
  • Virgo: I'm a good person... I'm not just saying that.
  • Libra: I feel like I'm not being myself, but I'm trying really hard to be myself, but because I'm trying so hard to be myself it's making me even more not myself.
  • Scorpio: I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back, and in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn with all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn.
  • Sagittarius: I didn't go into this photo shoot with no clothes. I was daring enough to actually have clothes, then take them off.
  • Capricorn: I'm really pissed. She re-interrupted me, which I think is very rude. I interrupted Taylor and she re-interrupted me.
  • Aquarius: Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked.
  • Pisces: I didn't mean to offend anyone by taking that nap... Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps. And I'm in trouble for napping?!
Stupid little Smallmarch things

*Damien teaching Robert about the Victorian Era and Victorian fashion.

*Robert lovingly pressing all the flowers from the first bouquet Damien makes for him.

*Damien takes Robert to a moonlit cemetery for a picnic. Robert can’t relax because he swears he hears the Dover Ghost. Cryptid hunting never takes a break.

*Robert mowing Damien’s lawn so he doesn’t have to go out in non-gothic attire or mess up his fancy clothes. Important to note that Robert does so shirtless and Damien watches from the window, chewing his lip.

*Damien being so gushingly proud for every sobriety milestone Robert reaches in his journey to overcome alcoholism and stop drinking.

*Damien fainting at the sight of blood the first time Robert cuts himself during a whittling project. Robert being shocked that blood bothers the Goth Prince.

*Robert keeping all of Damien’s handwritten love letters in his jacket’s inner pocket.

*Mary constantly asking when the wedding will be and if she can be the best man for both of them.

*When they decide to get married, they don’t make a big deal of it. Joseph officiates and it takes place in the garden. Robert is even in Victorian approved coattails. Lucien is crying because his dad is so happy. But he will punch anyone that points out that he’s crying.

*Robert being in charge of spider removal. Damien is afraid of them but won’t let Robert kill them so he has to take them outside in a plastic cup and release them in the garden.

*Robert getting Damien’s initials tattooed over his heart.

*Robert visiting Damien at work or while he’s volunteering at the animal shelter.

  • People: I can't believe Damien's not a Slytherin!
  • Me: What? Have you ever met a LESS ambitious person? He could do literally anything he wanted to the world. He could start or end wars. He could restructure the government. He could end hunger and poverty. He could appoint himself king of everything. And what does he do? He skips lines and makes people tell him their secrets!

au where Vicchan is still alive and when Victor is staying in Hasetsu the Katsuki family starts calling him “human Vicchan” (100% inspired by this tweet)

Victor secretly loves it because he loves this nickname and this family and this sense of familiarity (even though he pretends to be offended)

Mari: “has Vicchan eaten yet?” Yuuri: “yeah I fed him an hour ago” Mari: “no I mean human Vicchan”

Yuuri: “I’m taking Vicchan on a walk” Hiroko: “take human Vicchan with you”

It gets to the point that onsen guests only know Victor Nikiforov, five time world champion and figure skating living legend, as human Vicchan at Yu-topia Katsuki

Victor starts introducing himself “hi this is Vicchan and I’m human Vicchan”

I would have traded my A’s for his B’s and charisma in a heartbeat. I don’t say this to point out his flaws but to try and offer some perspective. Everything he does seemed to be effortless, even now; watching him leap around a stage in front of thousands of people, he seems untroubled and free from self-doubt. It’s easy to be jealous - he’s one of those people who are just good at things, we all know one - but to assume this means he takes it all for granted, or doesn’t worry, or try, would be oversimplifying him unfairly. His bundles of talent are a mixture of natural ability and intense heart.
—  Gemma Styles on Harry 
BBS As Things I've Heard At School
  • Vanoss : I may be very popular but honestly I am so socially scared of people the only reason they like me os cause I smile and nod quietly while inwardly screaming in fear.
  • Delirious : Honestly if I'm voted most likely to be a killer I wouldn't evn be surprised. I think they even said that about me in pre-school.
  • Moo : I have unfortunately become the mom friend and it has made me afraid of ever becoming a mother.
  • " You're a guy. "
  • And? Women are strong to deal with this bullshit! I can't handle you all I would clearly never be a good mother.
  • Terroriser : You know how most people want all eyes on them when walking into a room? I figured it out. Walk in and start doing really loud impressions!
  • Ohm : I feel I'm the friend who you have around so at least someone is semi-innocent in this massive pile of devil spawns.
  • Wildcat : I have no choice but to hang out with you all - I don't know how to make friends anymore!
  • Mini : You want to know what sucks?! Emily got nominated for Prom King over me. One, she's a girl! Not that there's a problem with the fact she's female but in this case there are two seperate places! And a third if anyone were agender. AND TWO! SHE DOESN'T EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL!
  • Nogla : I'm not actually as dumb as I come off as. *misspells their name on a test* O-Okay well you see...I have...no...okay.
  • Lui : Take me back to kindergarden. Snacks, recess and snacks. Away from bullshit and lies.
  • Basically : I had this group of friends before. They only hung out with me to show "diversity" so they didn't come off as racist. That comment madee realize they were. Ditched their asses.
  • Scotty : Only once in my life have I ever...I mean ever! Won at a game! Monopoly, Life, Mario Kart...life in general...
  • Smiity : *after someone accidently steps on the back of their shoe* Yeah okay bitch. Get ready for that fucking restraining order on your ass!
  • Cartoonz : I have been compared to a southern satan before. I'm not sure which was more true. The fact that I'm very Southern. Or that I'm satan. *hisses and chokes on spit*
  • Friend: Hey are you ok?
  • Me: Yeah I'm fine
  • My brain: Can we all just take a moment and realize what life would of actually been like if Connor didn't kill himself? I mean Connor was the only one to sign Evans cast and he even said "let's pretend we both have friends" he knows that Evan isn't a very social person and can't make a lot of friends either so Connor would most likely go back to Evan from time to time. Evan would feel a little awkward at first but would probably start to confide in Connor, thinking of him as a support system and the only one there for him and Connor would think the same about Evan. After time I bet they would become best friends and probably be bullied by everyone. They would go through times where they feel like they should just go away and not live anymore but they would never do it without telling the other first because they know that the other is going through the same thing and that they will know how to help. Soon they would start dating. They would secretly think of themselves as the perfect pair while everyone just looked at them and say "those freaks are meant for each other!" But they know why they are the perfect pair. It's because they can trust one another and can be there for one another and they know that if one of them decides that they want to leave and forget all the pain in their lives the other one would never be the same. They will both stay strong for each other. For forever.
  • Me: *tearing up* I'm totally fine

anonymous asked:

do you ever think about how when even was manic he said 'we're so going to get married' and then when he was depressed he said 'in another universe we're together for all eternity' and cry

I cry more about what that turned into actually??? They started off talking on such a grand scale, “man of my life” and “married” and “eternity”, and while that might be romantic… I feel like that didn’t serve Even particularly well? If you’re living life as a film, you might make the big gesture and let the curtain fall. If you’re living life thinking of all the parallel universes, you can comfort yourself that one of them is getting it ‘right’. What I really loved about season three was that it wasn’t too precious about anything, Isak and Even enjoyed all the talk about the infinite and du er mannen i mitt liv but it wasn’t what ended up actually meaning the most to them. 

What wound up being the most important thing was you and me and this bed and now. And then ‘move in with me because I want you and your dirty socks and your elbow next to mine on the kitchen table’. The everyday, every day. The “now” means more to me than any hypothetical forever and they’re giving everything they could right at this minute. That’s what gets me more than anything with them, seeing them take such good care of each other because they aren’t counting on anything else. Because life is

i can’t believe after years of stereotypical “flamboyant” and “weak” gay and bi [i wish i could include pan but there’s lack of rep for pansexual people] characters i’ve finally gotten alexander gideon lightwood and magnus bane to look up to. alec, a strong gay character who is allowed to make mistakes and notice them, who can take a higher demon out with one arrow when it’s basically impossible, who can lead an entire institute and still have dinner with his boyfriend. and magnus, a bisexual man of colour who is shown to love wearing makeup and flashy clothes but can still take you down if needed, somebody who’s not down with bisexual stereotypes or cheating and is quick to stop dot to explain that he is in love with alec. magnus, although quite extra, has never been shown as “weak”, even when he’s at his lowest point, he was still strong. strong enough to open up about his past. these two men are extraordinary characters and i’m so fucking glad i live in a time where they can influence my choices in the best way possible. i love them

  • Angelica, the only sober one: This stuff is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Alexander: (crying) You didn't even know one thing and he asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once-
  • Hercules: I'm like an elephant, okay, it's like if I walk into a room it's like okay, he's in there-
  • John: I'm not gonna tell you that that bitch over there, I don't have to tell, I mean I'm not gonna brag-
  • Peggy: (laughing hysterically) Baba booey. (more laughing)
  • Jefferson: Turn this music down! (singing unintelligibly)
  • Lafayette: (speaking rapid-fire French, mildly angry)
  • Madison: (laughing uncontrollably) (coughing fit) (takes another drink)
  • Washington: (happily dancing to rap music with a funny hat on)

So I’ve compiled a list of bullet points explaining why Bughead is wrong and you shouldn’t ship it.

  • “Don’t give up. […] You’re so much stronger than all the white noise. You’re stronger than your mother. You’re stronger than your father. You’re keeping this family together, so don’t let go.” - Jughead
  • “Hey, hey. You belong here, just as much as everyone else. This is your home. You know that, right?” - Betty
  • “I should have told you about my Dad when I had the chance. […] I was ashamed.” - Jughead
  • “I should have told you about Chuck. But I lied and instead threw you this party that you didn’t even want.” - Betty
  • “If there was even an iota of a chance that doing something could hurt you in any way, Betty wouldn’t do it.” - Jughead
  • “[…] He said no, and I believed him. And I still believe him. I’m not going to insult Jughead or betray him by entertaining this.” - Betty
  • “It’s just that when people do nice things for me, I short-circuit. Maybe I’m not used to it. Maybe I’m scared of getting hurt, being rejected for being myself.” - Jughead // “There’s this darkness in me that’s overwhelming. […] I think that’s what makes me do all these crazy things…” - Betty
  • “It’d keep you safe.” - Jughead
  • “If we’re gonna be together, I wanna know who you are. All of it.” - Betty
  • “What did I do wrong?” - Betty // “Nothing. We’ll figure it out.” - Jughead
  • “I don’t wanna become a scapegoat.” - Jughead // “I’m not gonna let that happen.” - Betty
  • “You did the right thing, telling her the truth.” - Jughead
  • Betty: *goes out of her way to help Jughead reconnect with his father*
  • Jughead: *gets slammed into a wall trying to defend Betty and Polly*
  • Betty: *believes Jughead when literally no one else does*
  • Jughead: *kisses Betty’s self-harm scars*
  • Betty: *sees sad Jughead* *proceeds to uncover a clue that solves the murder case*
  • Jughead: *starts actively embracing life on the South side after seeing Betty get threats just by associating with him* *is willing to be physically separated from Betty if it means ensuring her personal safety*
  • Betty: *fights to be with Jughead despite the looming threat of a civil war*
  • Jughead: *attends social events he has no interest in to give Betty moral support*

These two are so bad for each other, am I right? Look how unhealthy this is. So problematic. Who in their right mind would ever even consider shipping these two? Ridiculous concept.

Imagine Your OTP
  • Person A: NO WHAT THE FUCK THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
  • Person B: It's four in the fucking morning - lemme guess, you found out we were out of fruit loops?
  • Person A: ...I wish.
  • Person B: Okay, I know something's up.
  • Person A: Remember that, uh, cooking video we sent in to that contest?
  • Person B: *chuckles* The one where I imitated a British accent every time I said "tomato"?
  • Person A: Yeah. Well, uh... we kind of got in.
  • Person B: Areyoufuckingserious?
  • Person A: Uh, yeah. And the fact that you didn't make the Harry Potter joke tells me something.
  • Person B: I... how? I literally said "you need to make it hot, but not as hot as me".
  • Person A: This is terrifying. I mean, TELEVISION.
  • Person B: It's okay - I've got your back.
  • Person A: Even if I take off my pants and say "YOU WANNA EAT THIS, GORDON RAMSAY?"
  • Person B: ...no. Then you're on your own.
  • *to be continued*
  • Jaune: Damn, that leadership class really takes it out of you.
  • Ruby: It really does. I'm so tired not even hell on Remnant could wake me up.
  • Yang: Ruby!
  • Ruby: AHH! Yang! Where did you come from? Oh no! You didn't hear that! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to swear, I know you don't like hearing swears, and it just slipped out-
  • Yang: Woah, woah, woah, Rubes, chill out. What are you talking about?
  • Ruby: Well, I swore and I know you don't like it when people swear because I never hear you swear.
  • Yang: Ruby, I swear all the time! I just don't swear in front of you because I thought this whole time that you don't like swear words.
  • Ruby: Oh! So, we can swear in front of each other then?
  • *Yang gives a shrug*
  • Yang: I don't mind but I honestly don't think I heard you swear before while you were talking with Jaune.
  • Ruby: B-But I said the 'h' word.
  • *Yang takes a second to process what Ruby just said before wrapping her sister up in a tight hug.*
  • Yang: You are so darn precious. I love you!

Mariachi

anonymous asked:

Dad, what are your thoughts on awkward sugar daddy Yuuri " I-didn't-mean-to-do-this-I-just-wanted-to-give-him-socks-and-play-with-his-hair" Katsuki and smitten sugar baby Victor "I'm -not-even-in-it-for-the-money-he-treats-me-right-loves-poodles-and-needs-to-be-protected" Nikiforov?

do you mean what are my thoughts on HEIR TO THE KATSUKI HOTEL FORTUNE yuuri katsuki, who is so bad at hitting on victor nikiforov that victor nikiforov thinks that he has to sell his body for a sponsorship??? 

yuuri keeps taking him out for dinner and travels all over the world to see him in competition and is always so surprised when victor takes time out of his crazy schedule to be with him!! yuuri doesn’t mind sliding his limitless credit card over a handful of boutique counters in several different countries after taking victor out shopping, because victor loves fashion, and yuuri loves victor and the things victor loves.  yuuri maybe thinks that he and victor are dating eventually, because these are dates, right?? victor could always say NO, but he never says no, and maybe it’s because for once in yuuri katsuki’s dumb awful lonely rich kid life, someone likes him back. and it’s not like the only reason that victor is doing these things is because Katsuki Hotels is a global chain and one of the biggest ISU sponsors that keeps a roof over victor’s head.  yuuri stays out of those negotiations and lets his father do the talking while he awkwardly stands next to the ficus in ballroom banquets drinking champagne.  he doesn’t even know why victor talks to him! 

(and victor would be doing these things anyway, because he loves yuuri despite himself, and even if yuuri doesn’t really see victor as a person, he’s good at pretending in the moment long enough for victor not to feel used up and torn apart every time until after when he wakes up alone in a Katsuki Hotel presidential suite.)

  • Lorcan: I am evil. I am destruction. I have lived-
  • Elide: Cut the crap and you're sorry ass moving because my leg's messed up and even I walk faster than you.
  • Lorcan: I mean, technically I'm going slow because I didn't want to outrun you, but...
  • Elide: You're panting. Five minutes ago you asked to take a break.
  • Lorcan: *whines* but I'm supposed to be evil and destructive.
  • Elide: if anyone's evil and destructive, it's me.