i didn't even do this on purpose omg

  • Me: *watches Fairy Tail episode 242* dragneel brother feels omg sad sadness
  • Me: *reads chapter 445* WhAT more on the sAMe NIghT no I can't deal with-
  • Me: .......
  • Me: .......
  • Me: Mashima you bastard, you released this chapter early on purpose didn't you, don't even try to deny it
How the chapter 5 really is
  • Sasupapa: Naruto! You own me an explanation!
  • Naruto: Sorry Sasuke I...
  • Sasupapa: Do you even know what this means?! It's my daughter!!
  • Naruto: Okay calm down I know you nearly killed your daughter...
  • Sasupapa: And I'm wearing this drag!!
  • Naruto: ...and Sakura's gonna kill you next...err come again?
  • Sasupapa: I've worn this for three days!! In the forest!! It's not supposed to happen like this!!
  • Naruto: Wha...what?...
  • Sasupapa: Do you know I have a special super cool outfit in this tower's wardrobe just for my first precious union with Saratan?!
  • Naruto: ....Saratan...?
  • Sasupapa: Gosh you ruin everything!!!! Look I didn't even cut my hair omg I'm hideous Saratan my love look away for a sec!!!!!
  • Naruto: So that hair style is not on purpose...
  • Sasupapa: I should have appeared with a mountain of gifts and flowers for my little baby and what have I got here? A.freaking.sword, which I nearly used to hurt her omg papa is so sorry baby!!
  • Naruto: Okay who are you alien and where do you hide pokerface Sasuke?
  • Sasupapa: ...and yeah Sakura's gonna kill me.
  • Naruto: At least you've that part right disgustingly-bubbly-creepy-Sasupapa.
  • Sarada: *mixed feeling face and looks at Chouchou questioning*
  • Chouchou: Nah Sarada definitely my father I called dibs on that hot uncle first. You get the next one.