i did way too many of these

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DOUBLE WHAM-O! double post for this self-indulgent fantasy au? heck!!! yes!!! and with 50% more self-indulgence!!! is that kenma yes it is

these are out of context panels from a comic wip! which may or may not end up being in the final thing (sweats) the scene takes place before this one!

the good news is im being a good soup and trying to draw the comic better like I did this comic (no more poorly done comic layout….i traumatized myself lmao) the bad news is it wont be done in a while and no more daily posting /sob i really drove myself to a corner trying to do fight scenes. i just wanna finish it & do other things but..FIGHT SCENES.

*points at kenma* to those wondering, that’s how you normally invoke spells in this au! with incantations, and lots of squiggly lines runes! (oikawa uses runes too!)

and finally, thank you to everyone who’s been digging the au so far along with me, your feedback/reblogs/likes mean a lot! ♡♡♡

Message to BBS fandom (but does not exclude other fandoms)

Call me salty or homo//pho//bic but I am honestly sick to death of posts about Youtubers on tumblr which only focus on things which could are or could be considered gay. 

God it would be amazing if they did come out as mlm, but so far - they haven’t. You can keep reblogging or posting gay stuff - I enjoy it too - but honestly there are so many other qualities about the Boys which they would much rather have talked about and spread on social media: Their sense of humour, their compassion/charity, memes, etc. 

But what does tumblr do instead? Just go out of their way to find anything REMOTELY gay to fangirl and even swoon over (which, btw, could be considered feti//shi//sm if I didn’t know any better) 

No other quality of the Boys gets any attention, and that pisses me off. 

Find something else to talk about.

fun fact of the day my real, legal, birth, all that jazz name is Julia, and I’m cosplaying Julia

Juliaception

Thank you all so much for the positive feedback though!!! I didn’t know if this cosplay would be well received or not especially since not many know FE4 too too well

also bless no one being like ‘lol ur not accurate to her heroes design’ I started planning this before her heroes form came out, and even when it did I was my goal to not take the easy way in design and copy her heroes art. I did take some inspiration though in constructing all the decorative stuff in the chest area

Unpleasant- D.O. EXO

Originally posted by kyungsuhos

D.O. (Kyungsoo) x You (Hana) FT. Baekhyun

Words: ~3717

ANGSTY/ Mature/ 

Warnings: Mentions of rape. y’all under age and who aren’t comfy of this content, please wait for the next chapter. (Don’t read)

“So Liam gives you a better love life?”

Goodbye Master List

My Desires Master List

[Hi. For those who are not comfortable with this content, please don’t read it. Just wait for the next chapter. Nothing like this will happen, basically from this chapter on. I tried to put it in the most clean way possible because.. am horrible with mature content.- Dee]


Many thoughts ran through my mind during the ride home. He drove in complete silence too. How did she know where I was at? Most importantly, how did she know that I was here? Stalker. Why did she contact him? Didn’t he tell me he was done with her?

By the time I knew it, we were already back home. The time now is 7 in the evening. The sun is setting now. He turned off the engine as sat there. I watched the sun. Seeing him was already difficult enough because we can’t even be seen in public but here we are. Who knows, there’s probably photos floating around of us. I know there’s photos of that one time when baby girl and I went to go eat with Chanyeol and Baekhyun oppas but it was nothing big. – “Are you getting out?” he asked cautiously. I scoffed at that, “You wanted to see me now you’re telling me to hurry up and get out?”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“Yeah, you meant nothing. Totally. You’ve never done anything wrong.” glaring at him as he does the same back, “Don’t worry, I’m leaving anyways.” I undid the seat belt– “I’ll come see her later.”

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep D.O.”

“I’m serious.”

“You said that for the past week and you haven’t showed up once. Don’t tell me those lies. Stop lying to my child-”

“Our child.”

“Technically, I gave birth to her and I babied the living child. Where were you in this photo? Exactly nowhere.” bye. -ow, “You’re going too far now.” He likes to hold onto my arm. Note taken.

“I’m speaking the truth. If you don’t think I am, why don’t you go search for that truthful friend of yours that you were just talking about minutes ago. Maybe she’ll give you a whole inside scoop as well.” prying his glued fingers from my arm. I opened the door and got out, walked a bit then rolled back– “DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT IT HANA!” he screamed from inside the car. Right I did. I stopped and pound his window instead. Ah– where is it? He is obviously watching me– ‘WATCH ME!’ I wrote in English with my lipstick. I can hear his scream my name from inside. Stuck out my tongue and ran! I ran– “YAH! Hana!!”

“Stupid penguin.” I mumbled getting in the elevator.

~~~

My anger is still pent up in me. He doesn’t have the rights to be mad.. I mean well.. He is but what is one opinion got to the millions that I got back then when we went public. I’m mad. He hasn’t contacted since the day we saw each other when I wrote on his car. It’s been like almost two weeks and his daughter is looking for him. We’re leaving in two weeks. Damn does he not know how to look for her? I’ve been lying to her that he’s out of the country. But Jen confirmed that they went for a workshop with the other SM artists to Jeju Island. WOW. What a coincidence. And she said that they returned yesterday. AND He still hasn’t called for her.

But whatever I’m going to head out to meet Baekhyun oppa. He said that if I had anything I wanted to talk about to talk to him and Chanyeol and Suho oppas but Suho is at the studio and Chanyeol is also busy for.. Something, I don’t know. Sooo, I’m meeting up with him at their studio.

Right now it’s early in the evening. Why so late? That’s when they’re back in town because they were still recording and practicing, so we agreed to 4 in the evening. I hollered a taxi and told him the area. Hopefully he’s there already..

“Thank You.” getting out of the car with my change. I see him. He’s standing behind that glass door. He waved for me to hurry because there are usually fans everywhere. I ran and got into the building. “You run so slow.”

“That’s what happen when you don’t run as much.. You slow down.” fixing my hair. It’s all over the place. We jumped on the elevator and went for their practice room. “Since they’re still practicing, we’ll use a different practice room.” He opened the door to the one next to the one they usually use. I walk- I stopped. “Is someone here?” I heard giggles.

“No. they’re all in the practice room next door.” I nodded. “Are you–” Stopping at their reflection. I should’ve known. I took a deep breath and exhaled it- “What are you two doing?!” Baekhyun yelled. Kyungsoo and his ‘girl’ stopped touching each other and looked our way. We made eye contact and he looked at Baekhyun. “Just chilling.” Lies.

“I thought you’re suppose to be practicing.” Baekhyun said.

“I did. We’re on break. Suho hyung said we needed a break.” wrapping– he seriously wrapped his arms around her. She– sly h**. Just like him. She gave me the dirtiest smirk. “Don’t you have another area where we can talk?” I asked Baekhyun holding his arm. I can see that man over there stiffen, REAL HARD. His eyeballs can’t even see far I don’t know why he’s trying to focus on us- damn I am mad. What the heck. I gave Baekhyun a look like ‘play along’ and– Baekhyun grabbed my hands, locking it with his and nods, “Let’s go to the conference room then. It’d be better.” I nod at his answer. And we both headed back for the exit. Oh my god. I sho– OWW! MY ARM!! “OW!–”

“What do you think you are doing?” He’s staring into my so called ‘scared soul’.. Whatever. I returned his cold stare, “What does it look like I’m doing? Looking for a room so we can talk.”

“Kyungsoo don’t yank her arm.” trying to grab onto my arm.

“Why not here?” he asked annoyed. Oh god I just want to laugh. I just scoffed at his question, “You’re really a man with no shame..” yanking my arm out, “Let’s go.” Dragging Baekhyun out, “Where’s the conference room?” I asked.

“Over there- Are you okay?” He looked at my arms. “I didn’t think he’d be so rough.”

“It’s fine.. That.. that.. –”

“Let’s go talk into room.” He cuts me off. I nodded and followed.

We finally got a small conference room and I already started smacking my lips about how dumb Kyungsoo is and how he’s so damn annoying and that I can’t believe I came back for more trouble and that he deceived me and Areum.  That his daughter waits for him at home but he’s with that chick that threatened me the last time. Where the hell is her child? I’m so mad that I can’t express everything. HMPH. I fell for his lies and so did my child. MY CHILD. Now what do I tell her, ‘Oh daddy found a new child, sorry we’re outta here.’ NO.

I don’t know how long I ranted for but Baekhyun.. Did give me some good advices that I should just cool my hot pot and talk things out with him and that if it truly does not work that means it wouldn’t work either way, therefore, don’t beg him to stay if I already knew the answer. I thought that thoroughly when he was telling me some other advices. I can’t believe we’re down to that only. Seeing Kyungsoo act like this.. I’m not surprised but at the same time, I kinda am because HE SAID THAT SHE ALWAYS LIES TO HIM. WHO is the liar now?!  

“I have to go back or Suho hyung is going to do something to me.” He got up and me getting up as well. “Don’t worry.”

I nodded as he told me to sit and cool before leaving so I did after giving him a farewell. I sat for a couple of minutes and- WHAT THE! It’s already 6? I ranted for two hours? WOW. Let’s go home. I don’t want to encounter them. I walked towards the elevator and pressed the button waiting for it to arrive. FINALLY. I got in and – what the– they joined me in the elevator with me. Make me disappear. I pressed the ground floor and it was the longest three flights ever. As soon as the door opened I busted out and into the streets. “Hoe..” I whispered under my breath. Nasty.

I walked two blocks down so I can get a taxi because… there’s nowhere else than that two blocks down. I have to  call for one actually. It’s sad. Then I have to wait like 30 more minutes for it to arrive– Who’s honking?

“Get in.” Not with him. I just ignored him and continued my call. “Hana..”

Whatever. “Hi, I’d like to call for a cab?- Kyungsoo!!” He just jumped out at me and turned it off. “What the hell?!” trying for my phone. “Get in the car.”

“NO.” I raised my voice, “I’m not going with you.” why does he like to get on my nerves? That- “OW! Let’ go of me!” He shoved me into his car “Oh no you didn’t..” He locked  his damn passenger door. Now I really can’t get out.

“Where are you taking me?” He obviously isn’t taking me home. Home was the other way. He just– is he seriously giving me the silent treatment right now? “Kyungsoo..” I mumbled. No answer still. “Stop the car.” I demanded taking off my seatbelt, “I SAID STOP THE CAR!- AHH!” he.. He slammed the brakes on purpose. “Are you freaken kidding me?!” I blurted out in frustration, “Put on your seat belt.”

“No. Open the door.”

He drove off. Oh my gooodness.. I’ve never been so pissed in my entire life.. Besides that one time– “D.O.!”

“My name isn’t D.O.” He replied with annoyance in his voice. Whatever. You’re stage name is D.O. it is still your damn name, “D.O. I swear…”

“Swear all you want, you aren’t getting out.”

“I hate you.” crossing my arms against my chest. I can’t win this idiot.

~~~~

“Where’s this?” I looked out.

“Our condo before you left.” Our condo? That one I almost set on fire that he told me? Hm.. Finally opened the door.. But wait. I sat still.. “Get out.”

“Why?”

“Just come out.”

“No. I don’t know why we’re here. I’m not leaving, you– KYUNGSOO!!” He dragged me out. What a gentleman. “Why did you bring me here?”

“So we can talk.”

“We could’ve talked back there at your practice room.” He scoffed at my statement and here I am, being dragged into the building and the elevator. “I want to go home.” trying to pry my wrist out. He just ignored me.

We got to the floor where the supposed ‘condo’ was on. He opened the door and let me in first. What kind of dumb girl am I going to go in? I stood next to him. He looked at me and rolled his big eyeballs and dragged me in. “Can you stop! It hurts my wrist.” He– what the.. This place looks awfully familiar although I haven’t seen it before. I closed the door and followed the penguin, “You wanted to talk so talk.” I told him not taking off my shoes and standing in front of the open living room. I have a lot to say but he wanted to talk so he opens his mouth first, “Wait.” I said, “Don’t tell me you’re upset and being a punk ass because of what Jen said  and what your ‘MiJoo’ supposedly saw because you’re ridiculously kidding me if you are.”

“Why the hell did your classmate show up in Korea?”

“Why the hell do you care?”

“You’re doing this to get back at me aren’t you?” What the..

“I should be asking you that. I’m not the one running back to a boy when I can’t come to reality about some damn opinion, D.O.”

“Stop calling me D.O.”

“Why? What are you going to do?! I already told you. He showed up because of business not because I wanted him to if I did I would’ve flew my ass back home instead of wasting money on him to fly over here to look at your pity ass.” I shot at him. He was angry I can tell because he knew I was right, “You’re the one having one dumb saying stuck up your ass. I didn’t do anything when your fans shot me with threats.. Jenny didn’t even threaten you either! AND there’s nothing going on with LIAM and I.” He’s a freaken kid. I’m leaving.

“OW! Let go.” I demanded.

“We’re not done yet.”

“What more you do want? I don’t have time to kid with you. I have a child to go look after– Kyungsoo!” He wrapped his arm around me tightly. Damn him.

“Why don’t we have another one?”

“Are you drunk?” trying to smell him, “Drunk off stupidity.” shoving him, “Let go.. You’re crushing me.” He just gave me a stare. He’s never verbal. That quiet– HMM… My phone- it’s ringing- “Give it to me!” he just pulled it out of my butt pocket like it belongs to him.

“Liam..” he said looked at it, “Was that your child?”

“D.O.” I am so angry right now, “You’re such a child.”

“You’re the child!” He angrily said, “Is he more important now? I thought you said he came for business- Are you his business?”

“If I was, it’s still none of your ‘business.’” emphasizing that word. Damn when the heck did he get so strong?

“So you do, do business with him. What kind?”

“Not the ones like yours with your lying side chick that you always go back to when you’re mad. I don’t stoop low to your level Kyungsoo.” I huffed angrily. I’m so angry that I’m emotional now, “You’re nothing but a lie. You always take the people that love you for granted and rather spend time with those who lie to you. You won’t know what good you have until it’s gone. A man like you shouldn’t been loved.”

“Loved?” He said under his breath dangerously that it send chills down my spine. Not a good feeling. “Right!” I said on the verge of spilling my precious tears, “I can’t believe I fell for your lies.” everything coming undone, “You’re a jerk. One hell of a liar! I can’t believe that I thought it’d work out between us. You’re disgusting.”

“And you know what love is?”

“Yes.” I said, “Yes I do. At least someone else can give me a better love life than you can.”

He scoffed, “Are you talking about Liam?”

“I don’t care what you think but I am done. I have nothing more to say than you disgust me.”

“So Liam gives you a better love life?” I slowly inhaled. His arms wrapped tightly still around me. His face was nothing but blank and serious. I don’t know where this is going but his eyes had a hint of something with anger– “I’ll show you what a good love life is.” What.. – What! I screamed at the top of my lungs, “Stop!” using all my force to push him, “STOP!!” his lips glued to my neck and it’s not satisfying- “KYUNGSOO STOP!!” I finally pushed him away and ran for the door– He grabbed onto my arm and pulled me back– “MMmkkK!!!” I screamed into his forceful kiss. Oh god tell me this isn’t– “AHK!” he swung me over his shoulder! What.. sourcery. “Let me go D.O.!”

“AHK!” feeling myself land on the bed. I quickly scooted back to be brought forward with him taking off my shoes.– Why is he taking off his shirt!– his clothes– MY JEAN!! “WHA– Stop!!” trying to fight him off. He hovered over me– Damn it, “You wanted to know what love is, so I’ll show you.”

“What are you doing?– Don’t touch me!” his lips latched to my jaw and it’s unpleasant! “Stop!” trying to shove him off me. “STOP! Kyungsoo, Stop!” screaming againsy his lips– He grabbed my hands and pulled them over my head and made a pillow out of it’s use- “Let go!” I feel like the most filthiest person alive- He’s making his way down my neck- “Kyungsoo!- DON’T!” His other hand– WHY DID I WEAR A BUTTON DOWN TOP?!!– “DON’T!” One rip, and the buttons flew open- “KYUNGSOO!!” my life flashed in front of me– “Stop.” I begged, “Please.-” My voice– no, I glued my legs tight, “Kyungsoo!!” I sobbed. I couldn’t get his attention at all. He was lost in himself. No matter how much I screamed he got even more rough. “Kyungsoo–” I gasped for air feeling him settle in. I’m being– Forced. I hate how my body is reacting to this. He let out a low grunt and continued. “Stop.” I whispered tears filling my eyes. He continued with his love bites along my collar and neck and his hand running down my body like it belonged to him. I’m trying to take in the current situation but I can’t. I hate this knotted feeling in my stomach. His hand grasped my thigh and I wanted to rip them off. His pace quickened and I hate this. I hate this feeling that my body is reacting positively to. My legs tightened around his hips trying to push away this once satisfying feeling– Gasping for air as that once known pleasure took over. He let out low grunts as he went over his high. We both panted for air– Tears flooding my eyes as streams and streams were formed. His kisses made their way up my face but stopped. He slowed down his pace and looked at me. I closed my eyes and scrunched my brows, letting go of my longest breath that was being held. He finally let my now going to be bruised wrists loose. “Hana,” he– I hate his soft voice. I covered my face and cried.

“Hana–”

He’s finally done. Thank god. But– I feel dirty. He removed himself- his fingers brushed my hair and I pushed him away. Getting up and grabbing the largest cover there is close by. A small blanket on the chair and covered myself, grabbing my clothes and ran for the bathroom– “Hana–” I heard him but locked the door and covered my ears. He was calling my name but I just sobbed. I can’t believe him. He was saying that he was sorry- Bullshit. He’s not sorry. I let out a scream of frustration- I can’t believe this. I turned the water on and jumped in.. Cold water.. Cold water. I need to scrub myself.

I sat in the water for what feels like forever now and finally getting out.. I feel light headed. I slowly put on my clothes feeling the soreness kicking in. I put on my clothes and sat down next to the sink. Tell me this is a wild dream- a nightmare. I- my eyes are burning. Tell me it’s a dream. I wrapped my arms around my legs bringing the close to my chest.

“Hana..”

That disgusting man. His voice brought tears to my eyes.

“Come out.”

Come out for what? More sex?

“I.. I know I went overboard.” I covered my ears tightly and tears still streaming, “I shouldn’t have. I’m sorry..”

Sorry? Sorry.. Sorry. Does he believe that sorry and being sorry will solve everything? Stupid boy.

It went quiet for a long time. I think he left.. I can’t hear anything. I finally got up after making my eyes swell up and washed my face with cold water and wiping it. I cautiously opened the door and turned the lights off. He wasn’t in the bedroom.. He probably left– but something smells good?

I walked out into the living room to retrieve my things, “Hana,” he was waiting for me. He’s probably going to kill me next with his food. “I thought you might be hungry.” He walked up to me trying to grabbed my hand but I pulled away. He glued this hurt face to his, “I’ll eat by myself.” walking to the table and sitting down. He sat down right in front of me, WHY of all places?!!! I slowly munched into the food. My appetite went down the drain with my dignity. He watched me take two- three bites in silence not sparing him a single glance. If he wants me dead just do it already.

I got up and grabbed all the plates that was there and put them in the sink and began to wash them. I can hear him turn his chair around. I quickly washed them and then dried them setting them on the counter and heading for the front door. I put on my– “Where are you going?” he asks grabbing my hand. My pent up emotions all came pouring in, “Where does it look like I’m going?” looking him dead in the eyes. The glossy frame is no help. His face looks so broken, “What more do you want from me?” my voice came off as a whisper.

“I- I’m sorry.”

“For what? What? You think sorry is going to fix everything?”

He was silent. He just continued with the eye contact. “Do I look easy to you?” I finally asked, “Do you think that because I gave it to you once, you can just have it whenever you’d want?” We just exchanged looks and he, he hugged me, “I didn’t mean to hurt you I.. I was just so angry that–”

“That what? You couldn’t control yourself?” funny isn’t it? “I want to go home.”

“I’ll take you,” he puts on his shoes.

“No.. I want to go home. To America.”  He stops and looks at me, “Are you going to leave me here again? You’re going to run away from me.” I just stared back at his dumbfounded face. I didn’t want to answer, more like I don’t know how to answer, “I’m leaving.” it came off as a whisper than a bold one.  

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abort mission!!

The Time I Took On the Military (And Won)

Considering the staggering amount of votes this one got, here you go!

ok so it’s my sweet sixteen and i took two of my closest friends paintballing. We started off alone with just the three of us. Me and this girl formed a truce so we could take out her brother. He found a building with a roof to shoot from so i was criss crossing and sliding behind shelters.

Long story short with this guy i snuck up behind his building and shot him point blank in the ass while he was climbing a ladder.

Except now his sister is my enemy and a much larger threat.

I criss cross my way back narrowly avoiding being shot. I skid to a stop behind this bush with a really gappy fence and go GOOD ENOUGH BRING IT ON and poke my muzzle through. I cant particularly see but I remembered seeing her in a little chapel window. I aim that general direction and open fire. I immediately hear HIT. When she comes out i see where i hit her. Right between the eyes like I couldnt do that again if I tried. Ill take it.

We’re back at the base ops and these massive dudes come over like “yo wanna join us we need more players” and we’re like “oh ya bud the more the merrier” so we go over and everyone is freaking massive and there’s us three tiny lil teenagers. I over hear they’re a military team and just sigh because i know im dead this is just my luck

Apparently they wanted us so that they could simulate having civilian to protect, who were also armed. (They did a piss poor job of this seriously wtf)

So the game starts and im seperated from my friends. They’re on the opposite team.

Im sticking near the leader and just generally trying not to die. He’s giving me orders as softly and nicely as he can, thinking Im scared. I mean really who wouldnt be?

I wasnt. I was ready to kick butt. When I am silent, be afraid, im planning something.

Next thing i know he’s gone. Shot, running, hiding i dont know and i dont care i gotta move there are way too many heavily armed men in these woods for me to be comfortable

Im trekking through this woodsy area keeping as low as possible because the other team has a freaking sniper and im not dealing with that no thanks im just a tiny teenager leave me alone ok

Im doing my thing and trying to find people to shoot because everyone is mia when i see people ahead.

Not my people.

And they havent seen me yet. Im looking around looking for some decent cover or somewhere to take them by surprise and there is nothing. The entire area is just thistle bushes with massive thorns. And then my idea hits. A wicked, mischievous idea. I grin behind my mask and get ready to lay my trap.

I plop myself down right in the middle of these thistles and army crawl to the path their taking and just lay still.

These guys dont see me.

They’re not expecting someone to be in these bushes cause who is that dumb.

The one dudes boot is an inch from my hand and i spring up and yell SURPRISE before shooting him right in the chest and then the two behind him. Three down, way too many to go. I ran away cackling like a witch

Dont die dont die dont die

I head out again and meet up with some more of my group. They stick me at the back to keep me out of harms way. A valiant, if ineffective effort

Enter enemy attack.

We get split up into two groups to flank them and i end up alone again. I moving slowly, spinning in a slow circled because I am EFFED

I’m a tiny lil sixteen year old girl, all alone, with about 15 guns pointed at me. I was completely surrounded. My comrades who had fled to live and fight another day are now making haste towards me like WHO LEFT THE KID BEHIND HELP HER and im like

hell no i got this

I went absolutely ape shit on their asses.

Shots are flying around me like crazy and everyone is screaming. One of the enemies shouts FALL BACK WHAT THE FU–

I hear one if my partners like HOLY SHIT SHE’S ALIVE

I barrel over one of the attackers and side arm his gun away. I break out from the Circle of Doom and make a mad dash for cover.

I leap into the air and spin to fave them. Im not getting shot in the back I an a WARRIOR

I just start spraying with a battle cry to rattle the heavens

I smack back down to earth and land in a crouch

Every single one of the attackers were shot, usually multiple times, and i didnt get shot once. Frankly no clue how i managed but I am NOT questioning it. Luck or skill I dont care

Eventually it was down to two people. Me and the other teams captain.

He’s a big, scary dude. He had a custom gun that could pop off a frankly alarming amount of shots per second.

The odds arent exactly in my favour.

We find each other right in the middle with trenches and tiny little metal fences for cover. Im walking through like plz dont shoot me i am small be nice

The dude pops up from a trench and starts firing. No mercy here.

Fine then.

I duck behind a fence and it is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.

I have barely enough room to crouch behind it because it’s so small. The other dude finds a nice big trench and big fence the lucky lil jerk.

So we’re poppin up like weasels trying to get a shot in. I cant hit him, he cant hit me. Up and down and up and down. My fence angles down ever so slightly so im tucked in as tightly as I could. My fence is rattling as shot after shot after shot hits. The shots stop, i poke my muzzle over the edge amd lay down some fire.

And the cycle repeats

I get tired of this little exchange so the next time he goes down i lay on some cover fire and sprint like hell for a near by trench like i am just bookin it thinking dont shoot me dont shoot me imma kill you

i slide in and pop up just as he rises to take a shot. Except im not where he thought id be.

I shot him right in the side of his bald lil head.

So i won. My team legit carried me on their shoulders back to base ops

And that’s the time I, a sixteen year old girl, beat a team of militarily trained behemoths

Reasons to watch The Get Down

- Set in the 70’s, we all love vintage aesthetic

- Characters of color that are not only amazing and talented but complex and flawed without being demonized

- Friendships between young characters that are entertaining, supportive and dont rely on putting each other down for the sake of laughs

- Talks about racial and political issues and how they affect poor people (esp poc) really respectfully from many perspectives of many characters

- Music, art, poetry play big parts on this, its all about how these things help the characters (young poc) express themselves and inspire them to become better and reach for bigger things

- Treats abusive relationships (both familiar and romantic) realistically

- LGBT and drag culture represented realistically without being demonized or treated as a joke (also one of the characters may be part of the comunity)

- Young characters are allowed to be young and discover new things and themselves and make mistakes without being portrayed negatively, just as people making mistakes

- Talks about the life poor poc and the struggles they live with as marginalized groups, makes important statements about race and politics, shows the importance of young people and how they express themselves, with beautiful cinematography, aesthetics, soundtrack and an amazing and talented cast and it does it all in only 8 chapters and it could do more if it gets more attention and love

anonymous asked:

Mavis sitting on zeref's head while hes trying to run away from a puppy?

Not exactly what you meant, but I like the idea of those two just running away from cute creatures before they drop dead

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Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make

The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member at a time. 

To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA. She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.

Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.

There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs for.

Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.

By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34 nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…

{PART 28} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; Tricking Yoongi proves to be easier than you could have ever hoped, as you stumble upon just a taste of what your awakened abilities can achieve. However, in your haste to serve Yoongi punishment for his crimes; you and Jungkook learn that that life and death are just a means to an end - for every living thing…must one day, die.

“To play God not only means to give life; but take it as well. As she stared into the abyss, it stared right back at her…and she finally realised the true meaning behind all things living; even herself.”

|| Warning: This chapter contains mentions of blood and scenes that readers may find upsetting ||

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time)

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You Deserve Punishment (M)

Description: You never wanted to see them again, you couldn’t bare facing them in the eyes. Not after what you witnessed. It would forever haunt you. Why? Because you discovered their dirty little secret; Park Jimin was the lover of Min Yoonji, who was actually a man.

Pairing: Jimin x Reader x Yoongi

Genre: Smut (M), angst, university!au

Word Count: 6,350

A/N: Extreme vulgar language use. Name calling, and heavy dom/sub undertones. There is also a lot of yaoi (boyxboy) action. Graphic descriptions of sex (oral, etc…) This is a mature read! You have been warned!

Originally posted by bellahasjams

Never in a million years, would you have expected to walk into a full 500 student lecture, only to easily spot the two people you never wanted to see again. There was a big lump held in your throat, as you quickly ducked your head down to find an empty seat. Unfortunately for you, the only empty seat you found was exactly a row behind these certain individuals. Trying to sit down as quietly as possible, you mentally screamed, You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! Since when did they come here?!? How could I not have known?!?

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To the people who are upset about the Wanna One final line up and are calling the top 11 talentless,

How? How can you say that? None of the top 11 are talentless. All of them deserve to be there. The issue was that there were only 11 spots and 20 amazing, talented boys who deserved those spots. In fact, all 101 of the trainees are talented. I could go on and on about how talented each and every member of that show is, but I’ll just talk to you about the top 20. 

TR;DL: It wasn’t anyone’s fault but Mnet’s. DO NOT BLAME ANY OF THE FINAL WANNA ONE MEMBERS. IF you wanna be mad, BLAME MNET. 

Rank 20 - Choi Minki - Nu’EST’s Ren - Ahh Ren, he was very good at everything. Maybe not the best in any regard but definitely an all rounder. Singing. Dancing. Variety. Visuals. All check. The issue with him gettng this rank however was that Mnet’s edits didn’t give him much screen time (this is the case with many of the following on this list). 

Rank 19 - Joo Haknyeon - He is talented. Despite needing some help, this boy is talented. He just learns slower than the other trainees and was greedy for positions he wasn’t ready to take on. He got way too much uncalled for hate because of it. I want to see him make a comeback one day as a stronger, wiser person.

Rank 18 - Kim Samuel - I shouldn’t have to say this but Samuel choreographed a lot of the dances they did for P101- hell he choreographed the Super Hot stage (baby is only 15 TwT). He kicked ass as center in Showtime! He was also good in Get Ugly! But Mnet didn’t give him that many behind the scenes cuts so I think that might have hurt him. He truly deserved so much better and I am going to support his solo. Hopefully, one day, he’ll debut in a group. 

Rank 17 - Yoo Seonho - He’s got cute maknae charms and improved so much throughout the show. He’s only been a trainee for 6 months and despite that he grew a lot in a matter of months. I’m so proud of you, Seonho. Thank you for comforting all the people who needed it at the finale. You are an absolute angel who deserved to debut as well.

Rank 16 - Anh Hyungseob - Hyungseob is a good dancer and despite not being the best singer he tries very hard. He’s also hilarious XD (fondly remembers the times he ran into a door) He’s also got variety skills. *cough* His rank is probably low cause the Yuehua boys are planning to debut soon *cough*

Rank 15 - Im Youngmin - Great dancer. Great rapper. I don’t need to say anything. Just watch any of his performances and you’ll see. He got fucked over by his fake scandals and because knetz eat people alive without knowing if the rumor is true or not. 

Rank 14 - Kim Jonghyun - Nu’EST’s JR - Amazing leader, who is selfless and always a sweetheart. He could have asked for center. He could have been greedy and asked for more lines. He never once did. On top of that, he’s a great rapper and a great dancer. Plus he a cute shy Wartortle. I have no clue how someone who was hailed the Nation’s Leader didn’t make it into the Nation’s Boy Group. 

Rank 13 - Kang Dongho - Nu’EST’s Baekho - He had vocals for days and visuals for days. His charisma was like fire and his personality is so <3 He was the cute babysitter for all the kids of P101 and I’m honestly so sad Guanlin lost his fav sexy uncle. 

Rank 12 - Jung Sewoon - Okay, look I love Ponyo . I love him so damn much you don’t even know. I was depressed when I saw him not get in. I can’t put into words how much I wanted him to be in the top 11. I thought he wouldn’t be close to 11 because he was 19 last time, but damn I feel trolled about this. VOCALS. DANCING. CUTENESS. I want to see him again in the future so badly.

Rank 11- Ha Sungwoon - HOTSHOT’s Sungwoon - It’s probably not right for me to say I didn’t want him in the top 11 because he needs to return to HOTSHOT so they can finally have a comeback. But he was Rank A from the start. Even Boa was like how are such talented kids not popular. 

Rank 10 - Bae Jinyoung - A lot of you seem to have an issue with BaeJin. But he’s got stage presences. He might not have shown it off at the start but he improved so much since then. Plus he has a great personality which you can see in any of the back stage cams since the actual show cuts his and Jihoon’s screen time.

Rank 9 - Hwang Minhyun - Nu’EST Minhyun- Don’t fucking sit here and tell me Jonghyun deserves to debut but then go off and say the top 11 aren’t talented when Minhyun is fucking in the top 11. Emperor Hwang has everything. Visuals, vocals, dance skills, and the relationship with the rest of the top 11. He made half this top 11 happen. So much talent you can’t even. 

Rank 8 - Yoon Jisung-  Auntie Jisung was gonna give up if he didn’t debut. He has stable af vocals while dancing. Plus he’s hilarious. Like really fucking funny. That’s been evident since he made himself a meme in episode 1. He took care of whatever team he led. I’m so so glad he got to debut. 

Rank 7 - Lai Guanlin - I personally didn’t want him to debut because I think he’s too young and still has a lot of growing to do. He wasn’t the best rapper or dancer but he’s got stage presence not only that but he was also only a trainee for 6 months. He’s only been in Korea for 6 months. Plus he’s like 16 so chill. 

Rank 6 - Park Woojin - I will flip tables if you tell me Park Woojin didn’t deserve top 11. He had shingles and still gave a bomb performance. He’s a great dancer and always draws attention when he’s on stage. He’s a great rapper too. He’s been Rank A from the start (BNM kids are so talented guys).

Rank 5 - Ong Seongwoo - Talented. So fucking talented. I can’t. He’s funny af, he’s an amazing dancer, he’s a god singer, he’s got a great personality, AND he’s got actor like visuals. Seriously, how can you call him untalented? Again he was rank A from the start. 

Rank 4 - Kim Jaehwan - If you have hearing, you know Jaehwan is talented. He improved his dancing so much to be here. Plus he’s savage and hilarious. Kim Jaehwan was actually someone I was worried wouldn’t enter top 11 because he didn’t have a strong solo fanbase.

Rank 3 - Lee Daehwi - This child did not suffer to have you call him untalented. He’s an adorable baby who can do it all. He is only 16 and he writes songs for crying out loud! He can dance and sing and maybe rap (I think). He was also Rank A from the start! (All the BNM kids are talented af so never fucking say he’s talentless)

Rank 2 - Park Jihoon - Got here because he winked BUT that doesn’t mean he’s not talented. He’s a good dancer like a really good dancer, And he knows how to work a camera, clearly. He’s not the best singer but he tries. He’s an okay rapper but we never got to see much of that. Jihoon is adorable and cute and a whole lot of goot things but people kept bashing him for getting to the top because he winked. He’s still talented though (Rank B isn’t that bad cause Jaehwan was Rank B).

Rank 1 - Kang Daniel - I will not take anyone calling him untalented. Seriously there are too many people saying he didn’t deserve it. Have you watched ANY of his stages. He ALWAYS stole the show and he’s NEVER been center. Look, people forgot he was a rapper because he sang so much on this show. Like he gave all the rap parts to other rappers because he knew they couldn’t sing. He’s an angel who loves cats and people. He’s also awkwardly hilarious. He was bound to be in the top 11 from the moment he hugged small Woojin. Worked hard and moved from Rank B to Rank A. Watch any of his fancams and prepare to be shook. 

If you’ve made it this far, I applaud you. 

Wanna One is talented.

Everyone in the top 20 was talented. 

I wish they made a group with the top 20 because I loved so many of them. 

Jeff Atkins Imagine #1

Yay im adding 13rw to my list of imagine… things anyways

I hope this is good because I legit love jeff but tony is my fav… and HE DESERVED BETTER and this takes place before Hannah and Jeff…. *cries*

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Originally posted by cynicalsunset

    Most of the time, you were the one in the relationship to get extremely mad. Sometimes your boyfriend Jeff was too nice for you, too calm for everything and that made you angry sometimes. Especially when you wanted him to yell and let his true feelings out. You could see veins throbbing in his muscular body when you two fought and it made you worried that one day he would explode. You wanted Jeff to get mad at you because it worried you if he didn’t.

And one day you had enough. You two (more like just you) had been fighting over the fact that Jeff seemed to be spending more time with Clay and his other friends more than he had been with you, and all Jeff could do was sigh and tell you he was sorry. 

“Y/N, baby I’m sorry. Clay’s been hanging out with Hannah and I know he likes her and I just want him to be happy. He hasn’t liked someone this much since kinder.” Jeff said as he watched you pace in the library, where Clay had just left from after helping him with his paper. 

There he was, giving valid excuses. Excuses that you actually thought were cute and didn’t want to stop, but you were so angry that he just didn’t tell you off. You would have liked it better. You hated that you were the bad guy in the relationship. 

“Come on, baby.” Jeff said, getting up from his seat and wrapping his arms around you from behind. He rested his chin on your shoulder as you stared ahead. “I’m sorry. I’ll take you to the movies tonight if you want? I’ll skip one practice just for you. The new Ouija movie came out yesterday and I know you want to see it.” 

You felt the heat bubble under your skin as you thought of his kindness, and when you didn’t answer Jeff placed a kiss on your temple. “You know I would spend more time with you if I could, Y/N. Please…”

“Jeff, stop!” You said sharply, pulling away. He looked at you while his jaw tightened. You could tell he was angry that you were still angry. You knew he hated that he was being honest and you were still being a bitch, and you hated yourself for walking away too. 

You ran out of the library, running at the back of Clay’s retreating backside, calling out his name. “Clay, wait up!” 

Clay turned around with his eyebrows furrowed, his mouth open slightly. “Hey, Y/N… weren’t you just fighting with Jeff?” 

“Jensen when you witness someone get into a fight you don’t ask questions three seconds later.” You sighed, before laughing at his expression. 

“Right.” He said, nodding and then continuing to walk. You walked with him, only glancing back slightly to see that Jeff was standing at the door of the library with his arms crossed. 

You turned away quickly. “You want to go to Rosie’s with me? My treat.” You asked Clay, fixing your shirt. 

“Uh, well,” Clay looked back as well but you stayed looking ahead. “I have work at seven so…” 

“It doesn’t take that long to eat a meal, Jensen. Come on.” You hooked your elbow with his and put on a fake smile, beginning to tease him about Hannah, who just so happened to be one of your new friends. 

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It had been a few days since your fight with Jeff, and since then you had been ignoring him to your greatest extent. You wanted him to confront you, to tell you you were being a bitch, which three people had told you so far. You wanted Jeff to act normal. But yet despite the severe case of bitchiness you were showing him, Jeff still went out of his way to send you goodnight, goodmorning, and just in general cute texts. He kept apologizing, but that’s not what you wanted. You wanted him to be a human and get angry and yell, sometimes his perfect collect and physique got you. Sometimes it made you feel insecure because you weren’t like Jeff and you felt like you didn’t deserve him. Jeff deserved better

But on this particular day, after three consecutive days that you had been ignoring Jeff, you guessed it got too much for him. It was after a baseball game, and the minute that the game had ended and Jeff had won the game for the team you shot out of your seat like the rest of the crowd, yelling loudly. 

You threw your half eaten hot dog to the ground and ran off of the bleachers as the baseball team was walking to the locker rooms. Bryce Walker, a friend of Jeff’s, was walking right in front of your smiling boyfriend, both of them covered in red dirt and giving high fives away like candy. 

“Bryce!” You yelled out, catching the attention of both men. This was your last try at getting Jeff mad. At giving him a chance to explode on you. At being a little less perfect. 

“Y/N?” Bryce said with a little confusion and a lot of excitement. He held out his arms hesitantly and you shrugged before giving him a giant hug, laughing loudly. 

“Good game, Bryce! You did good out there.” Your eyes went wide when his hands lingered too low on your waist, instantly pushing him a little with laughter. “Any plans for celebration? I’ve got weed.” 

Bryce raised his eyebrows and grinned, twisting his bat in his hands. “Wow, didn’t know you smoked, Y/N! Well me and the guys are getting together for a little fun stuff. The hot tub will definitely be put to good use. Any chance you wanna share the stuff?” 

You could see Jeff out of the corner of your eye, his neck and temple throbbing with veins. He was getting angry. You still ignored him. 

“Hell yeah, I’ve got a new two piece I have to show off.” You winked cheekily and Bryce coughed loudly. 

“Of course your boyfriend would be coming too.” He said while glancing at Jeff. 

“So?” 

It all happened in a flash, one second you were walking next to Bryce and the next there was the clatter of a bat and you were swept off of your feet and thrown over someone’s back. It was Jeff and he was completely ditching his route to the locker rooms and was carrying you the direction of the parking lot, which was slowly clearing out. 

“We still on?” Bryce called out. 

You nodded while struggling in Jeff’s tight grip. Jesus, you had a good view of his ass and muscular arms. “Fuck,” You cursed. “Jeff, ease up a bit on the grip, I bruise easily.” 

Jeff said nothing but obliged to your request, his breathing hard and fast. Honestly, you were scared a little bit. You knew this is what you had wanted, but you didn’t exactly know what was in store for you. Was he going to break up with you? Murder you and throw your body in a ditch. Angry Jeff was unpredictable because he hardly ever existed. 

When you two arrived at his car he set you down a little roughly, throwing his baseball cap off of his head and running his fingers through his hair. “What did I do?” He asked softly despite his rough demeanor. 

You thought you had heard wrong. “What?” 

“WHAT DID I DO?” Jeff yelled loudly, his face going red. “WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU SO COLD TOWARDS ME! I LOVE YOU, BUT Lately you’ve been acting like such a- such a- BITCH!” 

Part of you was relieved that he had called you that, but not when the guilt suddenly ate his features. “NO- no, Jeff! It wasn’t you oh MY GOD! It was me, Jeff, I was a bitch, I am a bitch don’t apologize.” 

“No, you’re not oh my God, I’m so-” 

“JEFF! Please don’t apologize! Do something! Call me names, yell at me, look at this point I don’t care! Punch me, let out your anger, Jeff! God, I hate seeing you like this, angry but you don’t do anything.” 

Jeff was confused, his chest heaving. “Baby, you know i hate being angry. It makes me feel like a bad person.” 

You let out a huge breath of air as you turned around in a circle, tugging at the roots of your hair. “Jeff,God, Jeff does that mean I’m a bad person? Jeff, you’re human it’s okay to be mad and it’s okay to yell every once in a while. Do you know how it makes me feel when you can do everything with so much kindness and positivity? It makes me feel insecure because I’m not as pure as you and I’m a big bitch. God, I love you, Jeff, but please just get angry at me. It is my fault.” 

Jeff stood there for a second, staring at you and processing your words. His eyes gazed over your face and you shifted uncomfortably after a second. Then, without warning he surged forward and kissed you sweetly and despite his sweaty hands and body he tasted like mint. 

When he pulled back he smiled and shook his head. “You ignored me for three whole days because you were angry that I never get angry? That’s kind of ridiculous, babe. Listen, I do these things, I put up with you even when you’re irrational because I know you feel bad when you do it. I know that it doesn’t matter how long it takes you always apologize. Let me guess this way your last attempt?” 

You grumbled slightly because Jeff was grinning down at you now, his hands on your shoulders as his fingers squeezed you lightly. “Yes.” 

“Baby, in so many ways it makes you better than me, because I bottle those emotions up. One day I told my mom off because I was angry at Zach and I didn’t do anything about it. He doesn’t know that breaking my lucky bat was wrong because he thought I was okay with it, because I didn’t get angry. Please, Y/N, don’t feel insecure with me. We’re both a little rusty on our humanity skills baby.” 

You nodded and Jeff did so too, placing his forehead across yours as he smiled before enveloping your lips in his, his teeth grazing your bottom lip teasingly. “I love you, Jeff.” 

“I love you too, Y/N.” 

“More than anything in the world.” You both said together before kissing once more.

“Now let me tell you how hot you look when you’re yelling, Jeff.” 

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Originally posted by sadiaxxstylesxxstiles

(Love) Letters

Harry Potter,
Last chance to accept my proposal of friendship. You don’t want to make a mistake you cannot erase.
Draco Malfoy.

Hey Putter,
I’d love the hit you with a few golf balls.
Malfoy.

Hey Potty,
Were you born that ugly, or did you get punched in the face too many times by your muggle family?
Malfoy.

Hey Scarhead,
How’s your frizzy-haired Mudblood girlfriend? And your pet orangutan?
Malfoy.

Hey Arselmouth,
I didn’t realise specky gits enjoyed murdering Hufflepuffs with snakes? I’m almost impressed.
Malfoy.

Hey Orphan,
Missing Mummy and Daddy?
Malfoy.

Hey Princess,
Did you hurt your head real bad when you fainted, or are you already damaged beyond repair?
Malfoy.

Hey Prickter,
I know you’re up to something. I know what Hagrid’s doing.
Malfoy.

Hey Prince,
Didn’t get enough attention last year? Had to cheat your way into championship? I don’t think you’ll last 5 minutes.
Malfoy.

Hey Porkie,
Are you still starving yourself? You’re like a bag of bones. Except with less fashion sense.
Malfoy.

Hey Pisster,
I can’t believe you’re still alive! Maybe die next time?
Malfoy.

Hey Pothead,
Is your little Mudblood still crying over a couple of words? Just learn, you must not tell lies.
Malfoy.

Hey Plonker,
Umbridge is looking for you.
Malfoy.

Hey Plantpot,
Umbridge can’t get into the room. She doesn’t know how.
Malfoy.

Potter,
Stop following me.
Malfoy.

Potter,
Seriously, stop following me. I’ll fucking kill you.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You almost killed me.
Draco.

Potter,
Where are you? Why did you leave?
Malfoy.

Potter,
These letters just keep getting brought back. Where are you? Are you dead?
Malfoy.

Potter,
Please come back.
Malfoy.

Potter,
I knew it was you.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You were in my house. You saw my house.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You can’t die. Please don’t die.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You fucking saved me.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You’re dead. You’re gone.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You aren’t dead.
Malfoy.

Potter,
You did it.
Malfoy.

Hello Potter,
Thank you, so much, for saving me. Thank you for saving my mother. Thank you for saving the entire wizarding world. I’m sorry for everything I did. And, I-
Sincerely, Malfoy.

Mr Potter,
Thank you so much for returning my wand.
Draco Malfoy.

Potter,
I don’t know how you did it, but thanks.
Malfoy.

Potter,
How do you unlock the staff room again?
Malfoy.

Hello Potter,
Granger is forcing me to ask you if you’d care to join us for drinks on Friday night. (You can say no.)
Malfoy.

Potter,
Are you still coming tonight?
Malfoy.

Hey Potter,
Thanks for last night. I’m sorry you had to see me like that.
Malfoy.

Hey Potter,
Do you want to go for a pint tonight, after work? I’ll pay?
Malfoy.

Hey Potter,
What time did you say you’re picking me up?
Draco.

Hey Harry,
Yesterday was amazing.
Draco.
Ps. We were always going to win!

Harry,
Are you sure I’m supposed to feel like this? Are you sure it was a muggle film? There was no misery potion involved?
Draco.

Harry,
Where did you learn to cook!?
Draco.

Harry,
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Draco.

Harry,
I miss you. When are you home?
Draco.

Harry,
I love you.
Draco.

Harry,
Are you sure this is a good idea? Last chance to back out?!
Draco.

Harry,
I’ve forgotten my keys..
Draco.

Harry,
YOU LEFT LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR! AGAIN!!
Draco.

Harry,
Will you cook tonight? Pretty please?
D.

Harry,
You forgot your paperwork. I’ll send Hedwig.
D.

Hey Harry,
Come and find me, I’ve got your coffee!
D.

Harry,
Where’s my tie!?
D.

-

Marry me, Draco?
Harry.

So I just saw Wonder Woman

I cannot stress enough how important for girls to have good, strong, female role models. I’ve been obsessed with Super heroes since I was TWELVE and I’ve NEVER seen a female super hero portrayed in a way that captured the strength and power the hero was capable of without sacrificing the passion or the innocence of the character. My favourite female super “hero” is actually the villain Harley Quinn purely because she is absolutely fearless and she refuses to take shit from anybody without fail. She was the only female super anything that I had seen with that attitude EVER. Now, don’t get me wrong, I still love Harley and she will for ever be my queen of crazy, but tonight I finally found a version of a female hero whose main purpose wasn’t to be a sexy character that the “real” hero could flirt with. The film makers stayed true to the original costume, but not ONCE did I feel like they used it to sexualize her in an unnecessary way. She was sexy, naturally, but it wasn’t forced. She never had to use it in the attempt to seduce the bad guy, men were distracted by her, but the movie made it clear that that was not her fault, she was focused on her mission the entire time and never once faltered for a boy. They just did SO MANY THINGS RIGHT by keeping everything about her focused on her being a badass rather than her being fucking gorgeous, even though she is that too. The best part about her attitude is that she wasn’t “weird” because of it, it was normal and even encouraged for her to be like that. Speaking of attitude, let’s talk blocking. She was put in so many power positions throughout the movie, it was like she refused to let anyone ever look down on her. She had the high ground in SO MANY fights, she was running on rooftops, she was getting all up an some general’s face lecturing him about honour, and this girl WOULD NOT BACK DOWN. Someone tell her to stay put and she didn’t want to? She didn’t. She went exactly where she wanted, exactly when she wanted. And then, in one of my favourite moments, she FLIPS that classic “stay here, I’ll go ahead”, line that guys had been using on her throughout the movie back onto them before running STRAIGHT TOWARDS ENEMY FIRE AND TAKING OUT EVERY BAD GUY IN HER PATH. BUT for every ounce of magnificent attitude in her body, there was AT LEAST an equal amount of compassion. She genuinely cared for every civilian, for every soldier, for every person that she met and everything she did was guided by her desire to do what she believed was right. And despite being told she was wrong, that it was crazy, that “that’s not how the world works”, she was RIGHT. I won’t go into detail, because spoilers, but she was RIGHT. She also treated everybody like they were just as important as her and HELLO THIS GIRL IS TAKING OUT WHOLE PLATOONS NEARLY SINGLE HANDEDLY, SHE DESTROYED A FUCKING TANK AND SHE STILL DIDN’T SEE HERSELF AS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. And more on that compassion thing? She was still very capable of emotions and you could see them swirl together and twist themselves into knots as she tried to process the idea that everything may not be as she was raised to believe. However this is the first time I’ve seen a female super being feel emotions as powerfully as that and, rather than becoming useless or distracted by them, she was actually STRONGER because of the passion she was feeling. Let me repeat that HER FEELINGS DID NOT IN ANY WAY PREVENT HER FROM BEING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BADASS. EVEN MALE SUPER HEROES AREN’T GENERALLY ALLOWED TO DO THAT. AND as for things that don’t directly relate to Diana herself, it dealt with soldiers suffering from PTSD (whom she reminded of their value and still saw them as warriors), carried a heavy theme of honour and acting on what you believe in, and it didn’t use the demeaning of men as a tactic for female empowerment. To be clear, it showcased Diana’s strength without making the guys come across as weak, cowardly, or immoral. That’s a victory for equality. I was physically shaking on the edge of my seat for most of the movie, I’ve literally spent the last 8 years of my life waiting for a hero like this, 100/10, GO WATCH THIS MOVIE.

Originally posted by diana-prince