i did this so late at night

anonymous asked:

librarian!derek or historical au

Historical AUs, more or less:

Day for Night where Stiles is a thief and it’s all vaguely medieval

And there’s this Shrek AU that is, I guess a little historical since it’s not all that modern?

A Crooked Way to Fly is also a little…non-specific historical and fantasy and definitely not modern? None of these are specific time periods.

And I always imagined The Portrait to be historical since there’s no actual photos.

Hey, more than I thought for this one!

And if I did a librarian Derek fic, I think it would be more of a personal library, or a Hale library, where he’s very particular about the books and who has them, and he probably has some kind of check-out system so he can keep track. 

I also like to picture Stiles staying there late at night and falling asleep on the couch that is obviously in the library, and Derek would totally have a very strict no food of drink rule, but he would make an exception to bring Stiles coffee in the morning.

(Author Never Have I Ever)

“And now the bloody bastards have won”

“Every day of the week, Reg”

I’m like six months late to the party, but I just finished reading Night Watch and I understand now. That was…really sad. I feel so bad for Reg.

i had the spookiest fucking dream last night. and it was with fucking pokemon.

like okay me and my fam were at this motel late at night and i was going through this list of made-up ghost pokemon i wanted to catch. but i couldn’t see them. Anyway mum said what would happen if you threw a pokeball just anywhere in the room. so i did. i threw one in the kitchen. no movement. i threw one near the tv, no movement. but when i threw it right beside my grandma’s bed as she slept, the pokeball began to move and blink red light. Fucking spooked i waited to see if i caught it, waiting for it to rock 3 times. but just before the the third rock, it made the most teriffying sound, like a possessed undead pherodactyl. and suddenly it tried to get out. i jumped it trying to hold it shut but it was really fucking strong. i screamed at mum to get the duct tape and sealed it shut.

with it sealed we all went to sleep, but i woke up in the early morning like 5am (still in the dream) and saw my grandmas light on. i went to check if the pokeball was still sealed, but the tape was broken. confused i looked to grandma and she seemed to be chatting to something. When she noticed i was there she says in the calmest voice “oh have you met (insert fakemon name that i cant remember)?” feeling dreamsweat i ran to that list of ghost pokemon i had from before, and saw that the pokemon was a pokemon of death.

the last thing i saw before i woke was the very faint figure of what i thought was a big hooded bird skull and a glowing yellow eye with black drapes overhanging her, and that was it. the fuck was that. i still love ghost pokemon tho but jfc… had to go to kiss my grandma this morning bc damn. the fuck.

I have been watching a lot of Ted talks lately for my psychology class and last night I had a dream that I was in the audience of one. The lady who was speaking was mainly talking about how children are raised in different cultures. The thing she said before I woke up was, “in America, children learn most of what they know from their parents, but in Lithuania, children don’t learn anything from their parents because their parents have nothing to offer.” And I’m laughing so hard like why did my brain have to go after Lithuania like that

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Tonight we picked up the My Little Pony Movie Sound Track, I am not opening it till after I see the film. Mega Sparkle has already looked through the movie book and is trying to tempt me to review it. I am trying to stay spoiler free as much as possible, it can be tempting as more information is coming out regarding the film. 

I hope everypony is enjoying their weekend, we are trying to plan the next adventure on this end, my own has been busy with his job, they have him traveling near Boston three days a week, so he gets home late most nights these days so it leaves little time to work on projects around the home, we have tried to make the toy we got at hascon more accurate, we painted in the mouths of the pony figure and dragon… I don’t get why they did not do this from the beginning since they look odd not painted. Next is to style the mane of the pone figure, speaking of which I saw at Target they have a set of the mane six with the manes all correct. I wish they would do that for all the toys. Anyway, I am rambling so I will stop here. 

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Sombra didn’t know what she expected from a man clad in leather and an owl-like skull mask. (my own shitposting about sombra inspired this)

anonymous asked:

🃏 Reigen? (or anyone really : D )

* squints angrily at the emoji * desktop messes them upppp but i think it’s the tarot one? so yea i’m in the reigen = the hanged man camp

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“There will always be a door to the light!

first real phil drawing, this took so long!! art cannot capture the true beauty of this man!! i love him!!

Someone Else

“Honestly, Ginny, it’s not you-” Harry stopped in the middle of his explanation, realizing how stupid he would’ve sounded saying ‘it’s not you, it’s me’. Ginny narrowed her eyes at him, and Harry rubbed the back of his neck uncomfortably. He had known that breaking things off with Ginny would be awkward, but this was simply unbearable.

“Then what is it, Harry?” Ginny asked imploringly.

“It’s… I don’t really know how to explain,” Harry said truthfully. How was he supposed to explain that his once intense, romantic love for her had turned into a familial, brotherly love for seemingly no reason. The past few months had just been different. Instead of spending his free time with Ginny like he used to, Harry would now much rather spend that time in his dorm room, or flying, or hell, even studying.

“Is there someone else?” Ginny said calmly. She wasn’t upset; she knew Harry would break up with her from the moment she saw the rooming assignments.

“I- yes,” Harry said decidedly, even though it was a lie. Maybe it would be easier to pretend there was someone else. At least that way Ginny would get a reason. “I’m in love with someone else.”

“Who?”

“Draco Malfoy,” Harry answered automatically, and then bit his tongue. Draco Malfoy? Where had that come from? He wasn’t in love with Draco! It’s true that they had moved on from being enemies since they were assigned to be roommates at the beginning of the year, Harry would even say they were friends, but love? There was no way. Or was there? After all, Harry found comfort in his late night talks with Draco when neither of them could sleep, and he invited Draco to go flying with him nearly everyday, and he relished those evenings he and Draco spent holed up in the library, studying and researching ways to remove tattoos made of Dark Magic. So maybe Harry did love Draco, just a little bit. But that didn’t mean anything, because there was no evidence that Draco felt the same.

“I thought so,” Ginny replied, her voice cutting off Harry’s thoughts.

Harry’s brow furrowed in confusion. “What?”

Ginny shrugged. “You two are always together, and when you’re not, you’re talking about being with the other.”

“Sorry, you mean, both of us? You think Draco loves me back?” Harry couldn’t disguise the hope in his voice.

Ginny sighed. “It’s quite obvious.” Harry didn’t respond, just stared in stunned silence, so Ginny went on, “Did you know that Draco, Pansy, and Blaise have been taking lessons from Hermione and I on how to cast a Patronus? Yesterday, Draco was finally able to cast one. And his Patronus, Harry- it’s a stag.”

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Being a Younger Female Avenger includes...
  • Steve and Tony always being fatherly and protective
  • “Steve I think I can go to the store by myself”
  • “I know I just don’t want you to get hurt and taken”
  • “I’m just getting tampons…”
  • Bucky adoring you because you tease Sam
  • Being a science nerd and Bruce always excited to show you / teach you things
  • Tony not wanting you doing experiments with chemicals because Steve would kill him if you got hurt
  • Doing them anyways when Tony isn’t home
  • Sam taking you running and encouraging you when you get a little tired
  • “Come on y/n you can do it! We’re almost home!”
  • “If by almost you mean 2 miles out then yes, ‘almost’”
  • Always going to Nat for advice
  • Being best friends with Wanda and always gossiping with her
  • Clint teaching you how to shoot
  • Nat teaching you how to protect yourself
  • Tony buying you nice clothes and raves about how proud he is of you at every party he throws
  • “Tony I love you but I don’t need a new dress for every event”
  • “But I want all eyes of you when you walk threw the door. Old dresses are old news.”
  • “You just got me one last week”
  • “And now at least 5 other people have it. We’re going shopping.
  • Thor always saying how’s he’s doing to take you to Asgard
  • He almost did once, but Steve caught you
  • You had to sit for 2 hours hearing him yell about how dangerous it could’ve been
  • Steve promising to let you go on your 18th birthday since you want to so bad
  • Talking to Bucky late at night when you both can’t sleep
  • Pepper being like your mom
  • Being low key relieved when Tony started bagging of Peter instead of you
  • "He’s like my over protective dad, and I thought Aunt May was bad!”
  • “Welcome to the club”
  • Everyone helps you with homework
  • Tony math, Bruce science, Steve and Bucky history, Clint english
  • Peter being “in charge” of you at school
  • “I don’t know if Steve and Tony would be happy if you did that y/n…”
  • “Well they’re not going to find out unless you want them knowing you and Ned skipped class to find some bad guy who didn’t do anything.”
  • “Carry on”
  • Being loved and protected by everyone and glad you got to grow up with them
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internet friend!tom headcanons

for my girls over at spiderjizz, especially ruby who came up with this and let me steal the idea for this, larb you rubs!
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  • okay so to start you had no idea it was tom to begin with
    • his username was “marvels-biggest-fanboyxx”
    • and he obviously didn’t go by tom but by his middle name stanley instead
    • there was never really a tip-off that it was tom
  • you just knew whoever was behind this screen made some badass edits
    • seriously they were some of the best gif edits you had seen
  • you also knew he posted some photos and videos of tom that no one had really seen before
    • “where’d you get that picture of tom? i’ve never seen it before?”
    • “oh i got it from a friend.”
    • “i’ve never seen that video before, where’d you find it?”
    • “i had to search through a lot of youtube videos”
  • anyways, you messaged whoever this stanley was because he seemed cool and you were really just looking for friends
  • you would have been building this friendship for months
    • he had basically become your best friend on this website
    • you send “stanley” pictures of tom all. the. time.
    • “snslsnsos did you see tom’s hair in his latest ig story like stab me in the fAcE”
    • “ahahahahah yeah same”
    • “tom had such a nice ass i wonder what it feels like”
    • and tom is laughing at this, thinking “real nice. it feels real nice.”
    • but you just get “i bet it feels really nice” in response
  • aside from him being your best friend, you don’t know much about him personally
  • and you totally respect his privacy about that
  • and one day “stanley” finally asks if you wanted to skype
  • and you of course jump at the opportunity because you had become so close to each other
    • you told him practically everything
    • he told you everything he could without giving away the fact that he was actually tom
  • you swap skype users and very soon after you call him
  • and you’re sitting there waiting for it to connect and wondering why the hell you’re so nervous about this
    • he’s one of your best friends for crying out loud
  • anyways it connects and you don’t see his face instead you see Tessa
  • at first you’re thinking “stanley what the hell”
  • and then it clicks like “wait a minute, i know that dog” and your eyes widen and the only thought in your brain is “no way, this must be a joke”
  • tom them pops onto the screen, holding tessa all “hello darling!”
    • mainly because he knows how much you love it when he says that
    • and you definitely ranted to him about how badly you wanted him to call you that
  • you just kind of sit there somewhat in shock going on and on about how “this is a joke. this is seriously a joke. there is no way i am on a skype call with tom holland”
  • and tom just laughs and says “it’s not a joke, darling, it’s actually me”
  • and you’re feeling so flustered and slightly embarrassed because you had basically talked about him all the time to him
  • lots and lots of blushing from you
    • tom finds it completely adorable
  • after your first initial call you guys become skype buddies
    • you’d try to call nearly everyday when you could
    • it took you ages for you to stop blushing at the SIGHT of him
  • it took a while for you to be calm around him and not blush every time he looked at you
    • tom found this absolutely adorable
  • you soon realize you don’t really have much to talk about
  • mainly because all you did was talk about him with him
  • so you talk about spider-man and all the other avengers because he’s such a marvel nerd
  • you take quizzes online to see who’s better and smarter with their avengers trivia
    • there’s lots of teasing afterwards from the winning party
  • after a while, tom gives you his phone number which is a huge step for him
  • just so he can call you and have late night calls over the phone
    • you always want to talk but you don’t want your phone bill to be absolutely insane
    • “tom i really wanna talk but my phONE BILL”
    • “pfft i’ll pay for it now please just stay on the phone with me, i wanna talk to you”
  • you guys fall asleep on the phone quite frequently because neither of you want to hang up
  • okay and hear me on this
  • tom would definitely be the type to surprise you by paying a visit to your hometown
  • and not telling you a single thing about it
  • he just sits and waits for you to figure it out
  • you’d be sitting at home in your pajamas having only woken up a few hours ago
  • and tom would skype you while he’s walking around your city/town
  • and you’re just casually talking until “hey wait a second I KNOW THAT THE CAFE”
  • he just laughs at you and probably winks
  • you’re in a slight bit of denial and don’t think twice about it before running out on the streets in your pajamas
    • which typically consist of spandex shorts and a hoodie most nights
    • it didn’t matter if it was two miles away you ran the whole entire way there
  • and your first real life meeting you run into him, knocking him backwards because you had been running so fast
  • you just stand there in front of him in your pajamas, red in the face and out of breath with your hands on your knees
    • “i just ran…two miles…to see if you…were actually here”
    • he laughs because there’s his adorable girl in front of him in her pjs who ran into town just to see him
    • he feel pretty flattered
  • it’s a little awkward though
    • he goes for a hug and you go for a handshake
    • you both kind of awkwardly laugh and switch the roles
    • more awkward laughing ensues because we’re good friends but we’ve never actually met in person before oH nO
    • but he just pulls you into a tight hug and your cheeks flush and you realize that he smells really good
  • tom offers to talk you out to breakfast in your pajamas
    • it’s pretty adorable to say the least
    • he definitely makes a comment about them
    • “by the way i love the outfit darling”
    • you just sit there pretty mortified
    • “alaodjsosnSHUT UP TOM”
  • and after he takes you to breakfast he begs you to show him around
    • “please y/n i really wanna see where you grew up”
    • “tom”
    • “please please please”
    • “tom i’m iN mY pAJAMaS”
    • “i don’t care, cmon please”
    • “!!!no i’m at least going back home to get actual pants”
  • and toms pretty confused and he’s like “what am i supposed to do then?”
  • “you come with me doofus”
  • he’s pretty shook because he actually gets to see where you live
    • even if it is for two seconds while you change
  • you get to your house and go to change completely forgetting about the old baby, school, and family photos hanging on the walls
  • he’s completely enthralled by them all
    • “aw y/n look at you! you’re so cute and tiny”
    • “jsksl thOMAS NO STOP”
  • you’re completely mortified because all of  those are the worst photos of your entire existence
  • and when you actually change you have to physically drag him out of the house
    • “aw but i wanted to see more pictures”
    • “you can see more later”
    • that’s a lie you don’t ever want him seeing old pictures of you again
  • the whole time you’re showing him around he never stops smiling
  • because you’re actually glowing when you explain things and tell him your different childhood stories
  • and then you suddenly remember that time you talked about how nice his ass is
    • you just stop in the middle of the sidewalk and tom’s looking at you so confused
    • “oH mY GOD IM SORRY ABOUT THAT ASS COMMENT I MADE BEFORE”
    • he just sits there and laughs at you
    • “it’s okay love i promise”
    • you’re still mortified by it
  • so!! much!! blushing!!
    • not just from you but from him too
  • overall you spend the entire day together creating so many new memories and inside jokes
    • you take lots of silly pictures together
    • and of each other
  • you’re pretty bummed when he has to leave to go back home
    • “do you have to leave?”
    • “unfortunately love”
    • “i’ll miss you this was fun, next time warn me though”
    • and he laughs and nods and promises he will
  • “i’m serious though i’m really going to miss you”
  • “i know darling i’ll miss you too”
  • and wow i need tom as my internet friend right now