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Cluelessastrology’s Zodiac Test

♈ ARIES. (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19)

[x] you have a tendency to not finish things you start.

[] you are very conscious of what people think of you, and you let it impact you deeply.

[x] you’re impulsive and spontaneous.

[] you are very headstrong and hard to sway.

[x] you are more likely to take your own approach to something rather than go by conventional methods.

[] you’re not afraid to say what you think, but sometimes you forget how what you think might make other people feel.

[x] you are young at heart.

[x] you love to experience new things, even though you bore of them quickly.

[] you can be very jealous.

[] even though you are quiet in nature, you still know how to make the best out of any situation.

5/10



♉ TAURUS. (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)

[x] you are very possession-oriented, and have a hard time sharing your belongings.

[x] you are extremely affectionate.

[x]x you have great tolerance, and it takes you a lot to reach a breaking point.

[x] ^ but when you do, it’s disastrous.

[] you like to take things slow and know what you’re getting into.

[] you have never been one for change.

[] you can’t stand to be challenged.
[] you have a firmly set comfort zone, and it irritates you when people tamper with it.

[x] you are especially reliable, and you are always there for people who need you.

[] you always keep your promises without fail.

5/10




♊ GEMINI. (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)

[] your dominant trait is absolutely your love of communication.

[x] you are naturally a very curious person, but since you flutter from one thing to another so often, you aren’t one to appreciate the deeper aspects of an experience.

[x] you are all about logic. things need to make sense to you.

[x] you are very restless and active, in both body and mind.

[] you tend to be two faced.

[] you are a very critical person.

[] you are a cynic.

[x] you thrive on change and hate being in the same environment for an extended period of time.

[x] once someone betrays you, you have difficulty trusting them again.

[x] you are very unpredictable.

6/10




♋ CANCER. (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)

[] who you are as a person is deeply affected by your childhood.

[x] you are very in touch with emotions, to the point where you can almost instantly tell how someone else is genuinely feeling.

[x] you need a place you can call your own, which is why you value ‘home’ (be it in a place, a person or an object) so much.

[] you love kids.

[] you are very affected by other people’s problems, and have a knack for putting yourself in the shoes of other people.

[x] you dislike confrontation.

[] you have always valued your heart over your mind.

[x] you hate being told what to do.

[x] your moods are very fluid, as you are very sensitive.

[x] if you like someone, you accept them into your heart just the way they are.

6/10



♌ LEO. (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22)

[] you would move heaven and earth for the people you care about.

[x] you would never consider yourself petty.

[x] you are naturally a very generous person.

[x] for you, there is nothing worse than losing.

[x] in arguments, you come across as stubborn and hot headed, but you just want to justify your actions and explain why you believe you’re right.

[] you set very high, occasionally unreasonable expectations.

[] your ego is the size of a small planet.

[] you dislike change, and would much rather have stability in your life.

[x] one of your talents is making people feel special.

[x] you love being in the limelight, and it roots from a need to be appreciated.

6/10



♍ VIRGO. (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22)

[x] you like to dream and fantasize, but in the grand scheme of things, you are realistic and won’t waste time on the impossible.

[x] you know exactly what you want, you just don’t know how to get it.

[x] education is very important to you.

[x] all you really want is to feel useful.

[] you never lose your cool.

[x] you second guess yourself a lot, and majority of the time, you don’t think you’re good enough.

[x] you don’t mind going the extra mile, even for people you don’t really know.

[] you are not overly emotional, and you sometimes perceive them as messy, embarrassing or even a weakness.

[x] you are deep and reflective.

[x] you would rather be lonely than settle for less.

8/10



♎ LIBRA. (SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22)

[] you are very laid back and you don’t mind a lot of things.

[x] you are fascinated with people, and you love to understand others.

[x] you dread hurting other people’s feelings.

[] you are very charming.

[] you would rather look at life through rose-tinted glasses than acknowledge the negatives.

[] you are very focused on balance. if someone pushes you, you will push them right back.

[x] you are indecisive.

[x] you wish more people would give peace a chance.

[x] you become annoyed when you spot unoriginality in others.

[x] you will never forget to let the people you love know how much you care about them.

6/10


♏ SCORPIO. (OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21)

[x] if someone tries too hard to control you, nothing will hold you back from rebelling.

[] you are vindictive.

[] you prefer to keep your feelings to yourself.

[x] you can see right through people when they lie to you.

[] you can always be trusted with secrets. always.

[] you are horrified of being made vulnerable.

[] you have complete control over your emotions. people only see what you let them see, and you prefer it this way.

[x] you do not desire approval from anyone; you’re content to do your own thing.

[] you can be pretty blunt.

[x] people often say you’re a mystery.
4
/10



♐ SAGITTARIUS. (NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21)

[x] you’re a risk-taker. you’ve never been afraid to act on a hunch.

[x] you love to learn and gain knowledge. wisdom in general is something you find very, very respectable.

[x] freedom means the world to you.


[] you’re not a dishonest person, and very rarely will you take advantage of someone to get what you want.


[x] a lot of people think you have a great sense of humor.

[] you are very carefree by nature, but occasionally you tend to be careless.

[] you don’t freely hand out compliments, but when you do give them, you mean them.

[x] you love a challenge. if something comes too easily, your interest in it will disappear.

[x] you are very enthusiastic about life.

[x] you are generally upbeat and happy-go-lucky.

7/10



♐ CAPRICORN. (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19)

[x!!!!] you are very reliable, but you have a hard time relying on other people.

[] you don’t know how to ask for help.

[] you finish everything you start.

[x] you hate making mistakes, no matter how small.

[] you don’t like talking about your deeper emotions, and you get really irritated when people try to make you.

[x] you are far more complicated than people believe you to be.

[x] you may come across as harmless, but you are tough as a keg of nails.
[x] you like to be in charge of everything in your life.

[x] you always stand your ground.

[x] a trait you hate to see in someone is vulnerability, and you might find yourself taking advantage of someone who tends to play the ‘victim’ role.
7/10



♒ AQUARIUS. (JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18)

[] emotions can be scary for you.

[x] you are a walking contradiction. you want freedom, yet you want protection. you want to be alone, yet you want the laughter and adventures that only other people can bring you.

[] you are not the jealous type.

[x] you are an inventor. you live in today’s world, but think in tomorrow’s world.

[x] you rebel for the sake of rebelling. you love to shock.

[x] you won’t change for anyone. someone must either take you as you are, or stay out of your path.

[x] you like to listen to other people’s opinions and views, even if you disagree. you aren’t at all unreasonable.

[] no matter how close you get to someone, there will always be a part of you reserved for yourself.

[] you expect less than practical things of people.

[x] you’re more interested in being a friend than making more friends.

6/10



♓ PISCES. (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20)

[x] you are very artistic, to the point where you can’t keep it in. art is your life.

[] you have no emotional boundaries. you feel practically everything.

[] you are very, very open minded. you would never put anyone down because of their beliefs. 

[x] you have your head in the clouds maybe too often.

[x] you want a fairytale romance.

[] sometimes you tend to see things less as what actually happened, and more as what you wished happened instead.

[x] if you’re excited about something, you become a dog with a bone. you could talk about it all day.

[x] you are capable of surprisingly biting sarcasm.

[] you have a hard time accepting criticism.

[] you hold onto people who are bad for you.

5/10

Actual Sign: Gemini

Sign I relate to most: Virgo

Sign I relate to least: Scorpio

When 2D speaks:
  • What we hear:I fink people is like an overly ripe banana.
  • What he thinks he says:I think the labour and justified pain of the people in the world can be taken in many ways. A simplistic way, for example, is like a banana. Plucked from the tree in a bunch and ready for the world; lives it's life as a nice, ripe, empathetic piece of fruit and then the world soon wears down on that ripe banana until it begins to show. Capturing it in a feigned yellow until finally it rots away into brown.