i did such a bad job on this

This week I decided to do something a little different–video recs instead of fic recs! Which will return next week, but today I wanted to cry over STAR WARS videos for awhile and, sure, there’s some absolutely hilarious vids or really exciting, awesome vids, too! But there’s also a bunch of them that totally put tears in my eyes because why are you like this, Star Wars?

Long post under the cut!  (Categories:  Humor, The Sads, Shipper, Meta, Awesome, Serious Fanvids)
(Last updated:  2017.06.28)

STAR WARS - HUMOR
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Fuck This Shit, sequel trilogy
  I thought, okay, I’m going to rewatch this one to write a quick rec, I’m not going to laugh this time. I STILL BURST OUT LAUGHING, even knowing it was coming.
Firework, sequel trilogy/cast
   I laugh every single time I watch this video, this is it, this is me as a Star Wars fan. It’s one of those that takes a serious moment and puts a fun song over it and the result is magic.
Turn Down For What, prequel trilogy
   I will rewatch Satine’s epic speech with dramatic background music every time.
Palpatine Shooting Stars + Shooting Star, prequel trilogy, original trilogy, sequel trilogy
   I love this song more and more every time I see these videos, they’re hilarious. It’s kind of the epitome of meme culture but goddamn if it doesn’t make me genuinely laugh.
BLOCKED, prequel trilogy
   Never has this been so accurate. 

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Torn Up (Part One)

Originally posted by leafbabies

A couple of disclaimers:  

1. I’ve never ever published an imagine before, and this is just the first part of many, so if you want to read more, shoot me a message and I’ll continue to post this story!

2. This is gonna be a big one. It’s already 15k words on the google doc, and I’m nowhere near halfway done, so I’ll be releasing it in parts if y’all want me to continue.

3. I’m not sure about the pairing yet, so in a couple parts if y’all have any opinions, feel free to weigh in!

Warnings:  Some foul language, probably rude jokes, ambiguous romance at this point… 

The first time I tried coffee, I was convinced that it was the most vile thing on Earth. Granted, it was that super bitter, low-quality instant stuff. As I got older and tried higher quality beans and roasts, I fell in love with its complexity. Fast-forward seven years and there I was working as a barista in a quirky little coffee shop in downtown Toronto.

I had always wanted to go to college outside of the United States; I could never really stay contentedly in one place. The constant relocation that came with having parents whose jobs included constant moves was the most likely cause of my wanderlust. That, and the fact that I was raised in places like Germany and England, Texas and Canada. Out of the thirteen different places I had lived, Canada was my favorite; granted, it was Niagara Falls which was known for being very American. Canada was just foreign enough to be separate from the U.S., but Toronto was only seven hours away from where my parents had retired to in Indiana. They weren’t happy about me studying in another country, but conceded that Toronto wasn’t as bad as sending me off to Europe.

The stress of classes hadn’t quite hit me yet, as it was only three weeks into the fall semester of my freshman year at the University of Toronto. I was feeling confident enough to get a job at a coffee shop a couple of blocks away from campus and was enjoying the sense of purpose it gave me. I did however dread the idea that I would possibly have to give it up if my grades started to slip. Granted, the employee benefits of working at a niche little place like Espresso Yourself, along with the free coffee and flexible hours, it would be difficult to leave, no matter how tough my classes got.

After about a month of working at Espresso Yourself, I already had a few regular customers. Most of them were young professionals who would show up in immaculate suits and with purposeful, if not superior, expressions on their faces. While they all seemed to order the same three things, kind of like how they all wore variations of the same three outfits, I learned to predict whether someone would order real coffee or a fancy, sugary drink from the rest of my customers.

Adversely, the only two true regulars who didn’t show up dressed like they would kill each other for a job were two young guys who pretty much lived in Toronto Maple Leafs gear. Despite them being regulars, they never seemed to show up at the same time every day, but by their third visit I knew them by name and their orders by heart. Mitch was the shorter of the two and without fail would order a caramel mocha with extra whip. His friend Auston (double espresso, splash of cream) teased Mitch mercilessly after every order for choosing something so sugary and girly, to which Mitch complained that it was the only out of diet thing he consumed and that he was trying to put on weight anyway. The two bickered like frat boys. Or old women.

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anonymous asked:

I've heard some fans complain about the 2011 series saying that madhouse did a bad job animating/directing the series. Do you that madhouse did bad? If so, what studio could've done it better (bones, I.G, etc.)?

average hxh fan loves 2011. anti-2011 georg, who hateblogs about 2011 all day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Sooooo Up-Front’s staff deleted most of the comments criticizing their decision (and there were a lot!) Yet, they let those saying that Fuku-chan should have been warmer with Morito, that even if we understand her uneasiness, it’s wrong if she lets it appear. What’s your point UF? Pretending that you did a good job? Pretending that Mizuki is a bad leader? I hate that kind of behavior

Morgan got his short clip for summer (better for camping and hiking)! He looks so tiny and skinny, I’m used to floof. 

I’m not too keen on the job the groomer did, though; she was new. She accidentally took a chunk out of his head poof, the tail poof is bizarrely shaped, and overall his clip seems to be uneven. 

That said, I can’t do better. I’ve tried many times in his life, and I can’t get it anywhere near even, which is funny because I’ve trimmed a lot of horses and did fine at that. 

I think, though, that Morgan is at that age I should just do it myself and resign myself to bad clips. A bad haircut won’t hurt him. Since he’s deaf and mostly blind now, I think he may be more anxious about going to the groomer, even though he’s been going his whole life, and I don’t feel right trusting him to a new groomer since our old one left.

Time to buy new clippers.

Also he needs a new tag, that one is grody. Haha.

Fingers crossed we are on the right side of bad luck

I have a phone interview scheduled for tomorrow.

Tim had 1 today and another one scheduled.

I really need something to fall in place. The list of omg did that really just happened is too long.

Timeline.
I put my notice in at work in April, fortunately still working part time there now
Son almost didn’t graduate
Then did graduate
Then went to Job corps
Then got kicked out of Job corps
Tim got laid off
Son bought a car that is broken 48 hours later
Said car will cost him 300/mo insuance because neither son or his grandpa stopped to think about a 3L C6 being high risk for a teen
Other rental is empty. Have to pay the lot rent on it. O, and for some reason the floor started sagging
Son decided hanging with his circus of bad friends and his extremely toxic girlfriend is more important than being successful in life so he snuck in during the night, took his electronics and “moved out”
He didn’t have a place to stay the first night so crashed at a family members house
He has no plan
O, and there is a wedding to plan.

anonymous asked:

So, after this I decided to watch the Mona and Charles reveal, and OH BOY. Mona's reveal was, um, kinda off (i never really liked how she enters the lair and says "I found the gum..." all cryptic and shit), but it was suspenseful and shocking. And just how Spencer beat her out of luck basically (Aria JUST calling her at the right time.). It was a nice, enjoyable reveal. Then, Charles' reveal... DAMN that was bad. The only shocking thing about that is just how BAD it was, like, FUCK ME(1/2)

(2/2) There was nothing suspenseful about that. The girls arrive at A’s futuristic lair, filled with hologram computers and screens, and A just turns around and says “don’t be so dramatic Ali”. And, well, the piss poor job they did with story and motive and everything. But then, Alex’s reveal… It was KINDA shocking. I mean, I wouldn’t have ACTUALLY expected for them to introduce *another* twin. And the way it was revealed was amazing. I honestly liked that reveal, even if motive was not good.

My favorite reveal of all time was Ezra’s reveal. I was SHOOK, MY BOY. SHOOK. That was perfectly done. Unfortunately, everything was absolved to appease the shippers but it still was the best thing to happen to PLL. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the scene of the reveal. I was HYPE WITH THAT MIRROR MOMENT. Troian blew me away with that whole thing. Definitely one of the top best initial reveals but as far as anything else when it comes to storytelling/backstory/motive …………that’s where it stays lmao

I want an AU where Ashi is an assassin masquerading as a geisha to get close to Jack. And if you want more fun, imagine this is is a post-ashifadedies (like in Memories by @sallychanscraps), making her job easy/difficult/confusing/?? ?” 

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Marichat May (Akumatized Chat Noir)

feat. Chat Blanc, The Evil Minor Inconvenience

Let’s face it, this is how Chat Noir will really be if he gets “evillized”. Christmas special tells us he is too pure to even be a real vengeful cat of the night.

Late entry, but I did say I’ll catch up to all of Marichat May eventually… c: it’s june soon

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usually when like indie/rock/alternative people do covers of hip hop and r&b stuff it’s usually bad but this was fantastic

Zodiac Bad Interview Answers

Twitter users inspired 

Aries: “Why are you a good fit for this company?”  “No. Why don’t YOU tell ME why I’d be a good fit for this company.”

Taurus: “What’s your strengths and weaknesses?” “Strength: Loves money. Weakness: Spends a lot of money.”

Gemini:  “If your friends had to describe you with one word, what would it be?” “Insane”

Cancer: “Tell me about yourself”   “…..No.”

Leo: “What do you think of the current work our company produced?” “It’s crap, that’s why you need me.”

Virgo: “What are some of your biggest accomplishments?” “I know all the words to every Disney song”.

Libra: “So what are your positive points?” “I’m good looking.”

Scorpio: “Describe yourself in one sentence.” “Mysterious as the dark-side of the moon.”

Sagittarius:  “Why do you want to work here?” “Because I need a job….”

Capricorn: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” “Being your boss.” 

Aquarius:  …. “I can’t answer that without my lawyer present.”

Pisces: “Why did you leave your previous job?” “Haters gonna hate”.

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This is cliche and short but I actually finished it so

“Dex." 

"What." 

"I need another word for ‘cleansed’." 

"Do I look like a Thesaurus to you, Nurse?" 

"Chill, dude." 

”… Purified.“ 

Nursey looked up before he could stop himself, shock on his features for barely half a second before switching to… Pleased? Content. No, chuffed. (God, Nursey wanted to use that word in a poem one day. Chuffed.) 

"Thanks." 

Dex, however, didn’t look up. The keys on his thick black laptop clicked almost continuously, and Nursey did not debate internally on whether he was writing an essay or lines of code, because he had poetry assignments to finish for tomorrow. While not procrastinating, he shifted his mind to the whirring machine- it was really fucking old, but the thing was, Dex was the kind of person to repair his own electronics instead of upgrading them. (Like, with pliers and everything. He’s seen it happen.) The thing was in really good shape. Similar to the way that Hugh Jackman was by no means a spry twenty year old, yet looked like it would take nothing short of a battering ram to knock him over. A nice, solid, dependable- 

"What the hell are you muttering about now?” Dex muttered, the hypocrite.

“Aw, nothing.” (Hugh Jackman) “The next line.” (Hugh Jackman as a laptop)

“What’ve you got?" 

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i love all the headcanons with ryan with dyed hair (usually from blonde to black) especially because i get a lot of joy in considering that ryan probably does his first couple dye jobs himself and it goes horrifically

and so maybe after a heist everybody’s split up looking for places to hide because the streets are crawling with cops, and ryan ducks into a random building and comes face to face with a tiny, annoyed looking girl with her hands on her hips who doesn’t care that she’s standing in front of a huge, menacing, blood-spattered dude wearing a skull mask, and she’s like, “if you’re not here for business, you gotta get out.”

and ryan’s like, “look, i just need to hang here for a few minutes–”

“if you’re not buying anything, you better get out of my salon.”

and finally ryan sighs heavily through his nose and pulls his skull mask off to try to reason with the girl, except the girl takes one look at his shitty dye job and split ends and blood matted hair and is like, “what the fuck did you do to yourself”

and now ryan’s sort of sheepish, “it’s not– c’mon, it’s not that bad–” except the girl is already shepherding him into a chair and pulling a brush through his hair.

poor ryan is wincing and flinching and swearing until the girl snaps, “stop being a baby,” and he huffs but obediently stays still, and his scalp hurts like a mf once she’s done but he allows her to lead him to a shampooing station and she’s massaging his scalp and, well. actually, this is kind of nice.

the others in the crew finally manage to track him down and burst into the salon to find ryan with foil in his hair chatting idly with the girl and ryan has zero shame.

his hair looks amazing when it’s done, for the record