i did such a bad job on this

norcumi  asked:

Fic prompts, please! Either cliche for Rex/Obi "Got each other's bag"; or Sarcasm 28 “Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” (for whoever it amuses!)

AAAHHHHH so sometimes I do complete prompts in my promptedrabbles file, yay. THE LEVERAGE/SW CROSS NOBODY ASKED FOR lol

Based on the Mile High Job

so we’ll call it

Pie in the Sky Job (oh, no, that’s probably bad? ugh idk)


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pokemon au time! peter parker did not inherit his position as the bug type gym leader from his uncle, he earned it, when a terrorist organization threatened the town, peter’s uncle ben tried to fight them off and got mortally wounded, peter took up the mantle as the iconic masked gym leader and drove the bad guys out of town, he’s been gym leader ever since, its not a job he takes lightly

his gym is a bouncy labyrinth of tangled web and poor lighting, when wild bug pokemon get in peter leaves them alone, the sheer number of spider like pokemon that live there keep the walls constantly changing and moving, he has to do sweeps occasionally just to make sure nobody got stuck in a web while trying to find the exit, on the outside the gym motto is carved into the stonework, “with great power comes great responsibility”

peter’s first pokemon was a joltik his aunt and uncle gave him when he was five, they became fast friends and they’ve never parted since, his little joltik grew into a galvantula when peter became gym leader, it was the saddest and proudest day of peter’s life

peter caught his pinsir when it got into his aunt’s flowerbed and started rooting around, he and joltik were just going to beat it up at first, but aunt may suggested he capture it instead, pinsir is still a real troublemaker, but peter wouldn’t have him any other way

when peter’s childhood friend, gwen, moved out of town, they had decided to trade pokemon, peter’s pinsir for gwen’s nincada, to their surprise nincada evolved after trading and suddenly they had an extra pokemon on hand, gwen gave back peter’s pinsir and took ninjask with her, peter kept shedinja, gwen thought it was perfect because this way they both had a pokemon to remember each other by

peter caught ribombee on his trip to alola with his aunt, he thought they were so cute he couldn’t resist, ribombee is a continual thorn in his side, she doesn’t listen to anything he says and would much rather play than fight, he lets her do her own thing most of the time, she likes helping out aunt may in her garden, and she’s a sucker for sweets

larvesta wasn’t on the top of peter’s list but mj told him she wanted one and was having trouble catching it, so peter caught one for her, except when he tried to hand off the pokemon it ran away and found peter again, they both agreed that it would be cruel to keep the pokemon away from peter so he adopted it, he’s currently working on evolving it into a volcarona

peter’s last pokemon isn’t a bug pokemon, and he certainly hadn’t been trying to catch it, they just kind of fell together, peter made friends with the legendary pokemon xerneas when he got lost in the woods nearby looking for a missing child, as gym leader he’s always at the head of community driven things like volunteer search parties, the pokemon had found the child and protected it from the storm, peter found the two in an old forgotten part of the forest he’d stumbled into, peter doesn’t tell anyone about xerneas

galaxy394: Hi I was going to ask you what do you think?(it’s horrible I know)😂

No, it’s not horrible! I think it looks good! You were able to capture the fact that this is Mickey Mouse, you gave him a thoughtful expression, you applied a cute little blush on his cheeks, and you did a pretty good job at copying the classic Disney font.

Never sell yourself short! There will always be room for improvement, but it’s good to understand your strengths as well. Keep up the good work!

“Yuu and Mika are adorbs parents, and Luciel is being a tsundere” the story.

Alternate title: What happened to that blood mentioned a while back, that I almost forgot about?? 0_0

Warnings: Bad writing, srry.~  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



“What the heck, idiot Guren…”
With a sour expression, Yuuichirou lazily threw away the papers he had been reading through, then proceeded to toss himself down onto the couch.
“I already have too much to do… Tutor the new recruits yourself, it’s not my job…” he groaned, running a hand through his messy, raven hair. Luciel had just walked into the living room, and watched his father carefully. Was this a bad time? He was about to turn around, but his father had already noticed him.
“Luciel, did you want something?” he called. 

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i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

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“Like a centipede.”

I want an AU where Ashi is an assassin masquerading as a geisha to get close to Jack. And if you want more fun, imagine this is is a post-ashifadedies (like in Memories by @sallychanscraps), making her job easy/difficult/confusing/?? ?” 

Some of the most iconic quotes from Ragnarok

You’re lucky i have really good memory.

-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here” 

-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then” 

-”BEHOLD- my stuff”

-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy” 

-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-” 

-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”

-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.” 

-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?

-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?” 

-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?” 

-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-” 

-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?” 

-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash” 

-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!” 

-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life” 

-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.” 

-”aw now he’s threatening me” 

-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”

-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it” 

-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” 

-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet” 

-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport” 

-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers” 

-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided” 

-”Surprise!” “OW!” 

-”MBLERG ITS ME” 

-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”

-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross” 

-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one” 

-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?” 

-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing” 

-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”

-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”  

-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating” 

-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.” 

-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM” 

-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything” 

-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!” 

-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship* 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs” 

-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!” 

-”But man, you’re really the worst” 

-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did” 

-”You’re late” 

-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!” 

-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’

-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people” 

-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”  

-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here” 

-”Do you think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Of course, the people there love me!” “…Do you think its a good idea to bring ME back to earth?” 


[TRANS] non-no Magazine 2018 Jan Issue - 100 Answers w/ BTS

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JUNGKOOK

Q1. Your dream job when you were a child?
A badminton player when I was in elementary school. After that my parents bought me a computer so I got into gaming and wanted to do a job about gaming.

Q2. How did the members celebrate your birthday in 2017?
We were all practicing singing and dancing and the lights suddenly went off, then the door was opened and Jimin-san and V-san came in holding a cake.

Q3. When do you feel like you have become an adult!
I turned 20 in Japanese age in September! But actually I’m still a kid at heart, so truthfully I don’t really feel like I have become an adult.

Q4. In which moment do you feel like you’re still a kid?
For example, when I watch and think about a video or an interview. When I read people’s comments, I feel like even with the same question, they think from a much bigger point of view than me. That’s when I feel like maybe I’m still lacking in depth.

Q5. A work that touched you recently?
“Love, Rosie”. It made me touched because it’s a sweet but sad love story.

Q6. The kind of song you’re planning to compose?
Song of styles like future base and chillstep which I enjoy and listen to a lot.

Q7. Favorite dessert?
The Japanese snack kinako mochi. I like that it melts in my mouth because it’s just so fluffy! Also I ate cheesecake before the photoshoot for <non-no>. That one was delicious too♡

Q8. How do you take care of your beautiful voice?
I don’t pay particular attention to it… Like I just sing with my original voice I’ve had since I was born…

Q9. Any habit?
Covering my nose when I yawn. Not mouth but nose somehow. (laughs) And I pull the baby hair on my face unconsciously. I know about these things because fans told me.

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Why Beyond is the best new Star Trek?
  • Bones has finally more than one line
  • We get to see the deep friendship and trust between Jim & Bones
  • We get to see the bonding of Spock & Bones and their trust forming
  • We hear from more than just Jim how much he needs Spock
  • We didn’t even need them together to realize this
  • As soon as Jim lost connection with Spock he’s running after him
  • Uhura not just show her deep respect for Jim but also her love for a friend
  • Uhura knows instantly Jim is in danger and saves his ass
  • Uhura also saves Spocks ass
  • Bones gets recognition from Jim because he’s not a damn pilot ;) but did an amazing job!
  • We get a slice of Jims insecurity about his life and being or not better
  • We also get a big understanding who Jim really is
  • We finally doesn’t see Jim being a ‘flirt’ because he isn’t!!!
  • We see Chekov being a little flirt & a ‘russia has made Scotch’ reverence
  • We get to see what’s Star Trek really is - Trust & Teamwork
  • We finally get stripes on the uniforms of every woman (real Uniforms :))
  • We get a full mission on a planet
  • Jim realized before everyone else he’s getting fooled by the alienwoman
  • We have so much aliens and beautiful species
  • We get a glimpse from Jims & Spocks bathroom (the blue towel isn’t Jims)
  • We get Sabotage of Beasty Boyes wich is the song Jim heard as ne droove himself nearly off a cliff in Iowa
  • We see Spock enjoy the music because he’s moving his head (maybe he knows this song already from Jim?)
  • We get Spirk through the whole film also flirting in the turbolift
  • We get another crewmember - Jaylah who’s amazing!!! & Kevin
  • Scotty gets a new friend - Jaylah
  • Scotty calls everyone lassie & laddie (even correct in german synchro :))
  • Jims Uniform gets ripped and not for the first time
  • We get another 5 Year Mission
  • We get crew bonding over Jims birthdayparty and he enjoys it for the first time
  • We see finally what’s in Spock-Primes box
  • Spock Prime get’s a rightful last mention in this movie
  • Jims words in the end are pure esteem for Spock Prime and also the lost actors of Star Trek
  • And best for the last: We have the triumvirate :)

Have I missed something? Then please don’t be shy and add your points of ‘why Beyond is the best new Star Trek film’ :)

here take this:

a lovingly crafted au that retcons the shitty writing re:Hawke and Fenris in Inquisition, wherein Fenris is fully aware of where Orson is and signs on as an agent of the Inquisition and regularly beats up Venatori for u, and Orson is his biggest hype man because they’re both huge losers who respect and understand each other’s strengths,, and,, want to work together,..,,,

they kiss on the battlements a lot.

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UGH OH MY HOLY CHUCK can’t believe I’ve finished this – I freakin ADORE this au; IT’S PRECIOUS
& the idea of an Eclipse is what I live for; finally able to touch eachother for such short and rare occasions

I’m sorry if I get Things wrong (& I’m sorry if there’s something in there beautiful Outfits I forgot & I’m sorry for the rings on their arms, I couldn’t stop drawing shiny Things) PLEASE DON’T HATE ME, I DON’T KNOW THE RULES FOR AU FANART
@elicedraws  , TAKE MY ATTEMPT TO APPRECIATE YOU;YOUR WORK;ETC
/cries/ IM TALKING TOO MUCH AGAIN; IM SORRY –

btw, there was some cute dialogue-stuff going on on the Sketches, but I’m bad at writing and I’m afraid it would Sound edgy and weird so JUST PRETEND THERE IS CUTE STUFF LIKE “I love you my sunshine, to earth & back”

something that always struck me as odd about the prequels is how palpatine was able to forge a relationship with anakin in the first place.

this is definitely my biggest problem with the jedi, in relation to anakin: they let palpatine, a middle aged man, get anakin, a child, alone. the fact that palpatine’s even insistent on it at all should be ringing alarm bells. there should be Stranger Danger warnings going off, people! you’re dropping the ball, men!

and i understand that, according to the comics, palpatine threw his political weight around, saying that the senate has total control over the jedi. that you can’t deny the chancellor. but that’s incorrect - the republic is corrupt, but it’s not a dictatorship yet. as anakin’s legal guardians, the council has the full right to refuse palpatine access to anakin - it doesn’t matter who’s knocking at your door, you’re supposed to protect your charge. 

but the jedi handed him over. the second palpatine pressed, they folded; and no one tried to curb anakin’s interaction with palpatine, even though it should be clear that an old man wanting to talk with a minor day after day after day is suspicious. especially since the jedi were suspicious of palpatine anyway

Driving Miss Daisy

Star Wars’s Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver dish on the epic franchise and beyond in V Magazine.

“I had no sense of what I was getting into. No sense of what was really going to happen,” confesses Daisy Ridley of her first-ever role as Rey in 2015’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Currently, Ridley is on location in a remote forest a few hours outside of Montreal for Chaos Walking, a 2019 sci-fi release costarring Tom Holland. But it’s this December’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the follow-up to The Force Awakens, that is shining a blinding light-saber-tinged spotlight on Ridley. The Force Awakens was the first movie since 1997’s Titanic to sell more than 100 million tickets in the U.S. 

It isn’t typical for a young actress’s breakthrough film to have the biggest domestic opening weekend in history, raking in $238 million, but Ridley isn’t all that typical herself. As the face of the nearly $10 billion franchise, Ridley has ushered in a new era of Star Wars. Following Carrie Fisher’s untimely passing last year, Ridley’s character, a fiercely independent heroine, serves as a particularly strong female voice in a galaxy far, far away. However, a far- flung galaxy isn’t Ridley’s only on-screen locale this season. 

In November, Ridley appears opposite Johnny Depp and an all-star cast in Kenneth Branagh’s Murder on the Orient Express. The suspenseful tale follows 13 passengers, played by the likes of Penélope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Willem Dafoe, stranded on an opulent passenger train with a murderer on the loose. Aside from blockbuster films, Ridley also produced and narrated the documentary The Eagle Huntress, which follows a teenage girl in the mountains of Mongolia as she becomes the first female eagle huntress in the sport’s 2,000-year history. 

Ahead of The Last Jedi’s release, Ridley catches up with her Star Wars costar (and “bestie”), Adam Driver. 


Daisy Ridley Hey Adam, it’s been so long.

Adam Driver Hey Daisy, how are you? When is the last time that I saw you?

DR Well, I don’t know because you don’t come to all the fun things that I go to. [laughs] Last July? It’s been like a year!

AD Oh, yeah, I guess. I’m much taller now.

DR How has your life changed? [laughs]

AD Oh, just in little ways. So, where are you now?

DR I’m in Canada, two hours outside of Montreal in these creepy woods. We feel like we’re going to be killed at any moment in this cabin. We’re shooting a film, Chaos Walking, with Doug Liman, Tom Holland, and Demián Bichir. It’s fucking cool.

AD Did you guys have time to meet each other before? Or did you just kind of jump right in?

DR I had met Tom Holland twice very briefly—for, like, 30 seconds—and I had met Doug Liman once and we spoke a bit, but it was very much feet first, it was super quick.

AD So, is it hard for you to meet people and just kind of go? Or do you prefer it?

DR [laughs] I mean, as we discovered, Adam, we became besties last year, but we had met some years before. It really takes me a while to relax with people. I don’t think I’m very good at meeting people: I feel awfully uncomfortable. So, I find meeting people very stressful. But it gets easier, and I think I’m getting better at being okay with that, you know?

AD Yeah, you always seemed very open, but I feel the same as you. When I meet people, I don’t know how to small talk very well, so it’s always like two back-and-forths of like, “Hey, how are you? How’s the weather?” And then five seconds later, I’m like, “So, what’s your relationship like with your mother?” It always goes really deep really quickly.

DR [laughs] I think you’re really good at it.

AD Oh, thank you. So, this is about Star Wars: If Rey was a color…I’m kidding.

DR No, oh my God. [laughs]

AD What were your initial conversations with J.J. [Abrams] about your character? Did you know the character’s name was Rey?

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