i did say i'd do it

iacomary97  asked:

I've seen that you also like Brooklyn99, and i was wandering if you ever have doodled something. I like your style so much, but i had a break from tumblr for two years so i don't remember if you ever did something about the series. :)

Aw thanks! I do really love the show and the characters but I haven’t done any art for it, no. I should really fix that.

Here’s a little Holt doodle

edit: now available as a sticker

SONIC 06 IS BETTER THAN THE GREAT GATSBY.

Other moms showing pictures on their phone: our youngest just turned 15 and our eldest is off to college to become an architect, they grow up so fast. I will say I’m glad we stopped when we did though, two was a bit of a handful haha.

Me, a cool tumblr mom: ha ha yea tell me about it.

Other moms: but you don’t have any???

Me: sure I do *whips out phone and starts scrolling through tumblr* this one is Julia, she’s 72 and she knits sweaters for homeless shelters, and this one writes unbeLIEVABLE stucky fanfic, just the Best ™. This one does amazing korassami fanart. This one is probably going to be president one day, this one is sad a lot but that’s okay we love them anyway, this one just came out as non binary and we love them unconditionally, this one is dealing with some awful health stuff but they’re coping so well I’m so proud, this one just got into community college and I cried I was so happy for them, this one keeps asking me Pratchett meta questions which is amazing. This one’s my ‘trashcan’ gay daughter and I love her, she’s not really a trashcan but she thinks it’s funny to call herself one so we humor her, we’re very proud of her, this one draws me fanart of my ocs which makes me happy, this one gets easily overwhelmed by social situations but they’re getting there, this one sends me bad books to read all the time, this one…

ok but a plot where muse a is the leader/part of this really dangerous and famous gang and almost everyone knows who muse a is, the horrible things they have done, how skilled they are at whatever weapon they like the most, how they have no mercy and will either kill you in matters of seconds or torture you until you’re begging for death. they’re cold, they’re calculating, rumor has it they lack a heart and soul,, but then, THEN, there’s muse b; pure, innocent, maybe shy and awkward ( or not, up to u?? ) personality is cute as fuck, a marshmallow that needs to be protected, and well, muse a really wants to protect them in the moment their eyes land on muse b, even if they don’t know them at all because ‘dude they look so fucking fragile someone is going to hurt them wtf the fuck’. and one day, after days ( or weeks ) of muse a admiring muse b from afar they decide to approach them someway somehow, and poor muse b is clueless abt who muse a really is at first. this could be so angsty and fluffy and just !!!!! i Want

Samantha Bee

One of my favorite things about [the Brexit piece] is that we had David Tennant reading Scottish tweets about Donald Trump. Here’s our text conversation [of how that came about]. We had been writing jokes about Sam doing accents terribly, so I texted her to ask: “How’s your Scottish accent?” And she wrote back, “About as good as my Australian accent.” I said, “Maybe we can get Patrick Stewart to do it,” and her answer was, “My agent reps David Tennant. Hold on.” In an hour, we were emailing David Tennant! [Laughs] He was on his way to the Broadchurch set and pulled over to the side of the road to shoot the video with his phone. That’s how our show gets made in a nutshell!

only a little time left so here’s the popular meme documentation i’ve been doing all year in my phone notes that i was talking about

2016: a year in memes

  • star wars floaty galaxy text but with meme copypastas
  • how would a dog wear pants
  • you fucked up a perfectly good _____ is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
  • sm64 half press
  • tag yourself
  • PEEPO
  • [game where you can’t kill anything] no mercy run
  • finebros reaction ™
  • denim hell (aka jemes)
  • squidward dab
  • margo slide
  • spoons rattling*
  • jojo roundabout (to be continued)
  • bernie vs hillary: compare them on the issues that matter
  • daaAAaamn daniel…. back at it again with the white vans
  • ted cruz is the zodiac killer
  • leo finally wins an oscar
  • pacha just right
  • *deep breath* BOI
  • >yo pass the aux cord
    >you better not play trash
  • Communismkills i am hate following you and will not help you with your spanish homework
  • zootopia? furries?
  • any quotes from history of japan (IT FINALLY CAUGHT ON)
  • pawpaw and his burgers 
  • blurry mr. krabs
  • loss.jpg is getting popular again this is hell
  • He Boot To Big For His Gotdam feet
  • > he STOLE my DREAM JOURNAL
    >I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!
  • bad UI
  • dark ____ show me the ____
  • succ
  • HERE COMES DAT BOI (O SHIT WADDUP)
  • dover boys
  • caveman spongebob
  • going on carly rae jepsen’s social media and commenting “queen of *whatever mundane thing she’s doing*”
  • scrimmy bingus and the crungy spingus
  • rewriting mean twitter memes to be positive (wholesome memes)
  • POKEMON GO
  • arthur clenched fist
  • RANDY YOUR STICKS
  • long-ass alolan exeggutor
  • > i’m like dropping hints that ___
    > i’m ____
  • cursed image
  • does Bruno Mars is gay
  • owo what’s this?
  • wikipedia userboxes (this user loves ______)
  • > you:
    > me, an intellectual:
  • photofunia retro wave meme posts 
  • cask of amontillado
  • self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
  • cheating penguins
  • “you know i had to do it to em” guy
  • goofy “you look beautiful queen”
  • the shitshow that was american elections
  • > i’m at the *place*
    > something: something
    > something: something
    > dick: out
    > i am forcibly escorted out of the *place*
  • lazy town songs with weird editing that makes you feel like you’re having a stroke
  • boyhood took 12 years to make
  • mispronouncing bon appétit and other food terms
  • dark inner kermit
  • take a fucking sip babes
  • blurry perfection definition
  • BODE
  • no ____ we _____ like men
  • friendship ended with ____ now _____ is my best friend
  • 2016 itself
bad boy!S.Coups:
  • totally greasy like come on it’s a known fact seungcheol is the king of grease, together with junhui
  • he showers anyone who interests him with compliments and honestly despite being a bad boy, he’s also a hopeless romantic
  • and he gets sO SMITTEN the first time he sees you 
  • like he’d be standing near the school’s entrance and he has this bomb-ass leather jacket on and he’s leaning against the wall, all brooding and intimidating and then he catches sight of you and in his mind he goes ‘dAMn’
  • and then he tries to talk to you and you’re immediately like ‘wtf no dude you’re not my type’ 
  • but he’s persistent and he’s like a little lost puppy following you around trying to get you to go out with him 
  • and he’s pulling out all of these cards like ‘we’re in the chem together!! we could be partners if you want’ or ‘our tables are literally right next to each other in the cafeteria you should come sit with me instead!’
  • it honestly starts to annoy you and one day you snap at him telling him to go bring his big ego somewhere else and everyone in the hallway just goes ‘oooohhh’
  • after that he backs off for a while but you’re surprised to see roses in your locker one day and a little note signed with his name and the letter states how sorry he was and that he was an idiot and a jerk for doing that to you
  • so you go look for him and you find him on the bleachers near the football field, reading a book and looking really, really good while doing so 
  • “i didn’t know you liked reading”
  • he looks at you all surprised and goes ‘yeah well um i do’
  • and you stand there awkwardly for a few moments but then you tell him that you appreciate his apology and you could see how sincere he really is and if the offer’s still up, you’d gladly go out on a date with him
  • and this really wide grin spreads on his face and it’s honestly so attractive that you have to look away to hide the blush forming on your cheeks 
  • so he takes you out on this really fun carnival date and you find out that he’s hiding a lot more under his bad boy image and you grew to like him more and more 
  • when he’s about to drop you off at your house you look at him all serious and he goes ‘are you gonna kiss me because if you are then i’m down for that’ 
  • and you’re like ‘what no!! let me talk first ok’ and you tell him how you really liked the side of him you saw today and you’d like to see more of it in the future because honestly sweet seungcheol is more likable than bad boy seungcheol
  • and he looks down and wow you made the resident bad boy seungcheol blush congrats to you my friend
6

Moon Lovers vs. Shine or Go Crazy for Anon

Pablo basically said on Twitter that Rey would recognize her parents, and now anti-ReySkys are going, “ANOTHER STRIKE AGAINST REY SKYWALKER!”

???????

What are you talking about? How do you know Rey didn’t recognize Luke at the end of TFA? 

I normally don’t post about this or post at all but due to Josh’s Twitter, I had to say post something about this. It is not okay to attack Josh Keaton when all he is saying “Ship whatever you want and don’t hate on others if they like different ships.” He explained even more because someone had asked to and he did. And what does he get? He has people bringing his children in. Honestly though. Josh Keaton was right. Learn the definition of what it means. Pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult experiences sexual attraction to children. CHILDREN! Meaning 12 and under. For some reason, y'all are thinking pedophilia is adult with anyone who isn’t an adult? And I honestly think you need to stop right there! Leave Josh Keaton alone and shippers alone. Ship what you like and don’t hate. Learn your definitions. That is all. I’m done.

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LWD & SKOP Challenge — Day 7: Daisy and Ryke’s Day

While we rest in silence, pages are being written between us. Telling the story of a crazy, sad girl and a fucking dangerous, lonely guy. I thought I lost her one last time. 

  • What I Say: Are you familiar with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
  • What I mean: Do you want to hear me scream about Caejose?

someone let that anon, who wanted connie with hair to be a thing, know that i did that for them. i feel so bad for taking long to finish it. i didn’t even wanna state that i was working on it cause that’s me, every time i say i’m doing something i never finish it and i wanted to make sure i wouldn’t disappoint them and yeah. @anon: *rose from titanic voice* come back