i did say i needed inspiration

❆ holiday plots for all your shipping needs ❆

muse a is sick of their family making fun of them and saying that they’re going to end up with 28 cats someday at every family gathering they’ve ever attended. enter muse b, a charismatic (and sometimes flirty) coworker who muse a pays to be their “date” for the holidays optional: “oops, i just kissed you in front of my family because they were pestering us and i’m not sure if you felt what i did, but wow”

muse a is throwing a christmas party and now it’s almost 4 am and the music still hasn’t stopped and, frankly, muse b is over it

muse a slips and falls on a patch of ice on their way to buy some egg nog & cookie dough and thinks their wrist might be broken. muse b happens to be walking by as this happens and initially laughs at muse a for being so clumsy before realizing it might be serious and now they’re the asshole who laughed at a hurt person

muse a’s car breaks down in a small town they’re passing through to get to their parents’ house for thanksgiving/christmas dinner. muse b works in the restaurant right down the street that muse a happens to walk into to borrow a phone, but comes to find out that there’s no mechanic doing business this late at night/this close to the holidays, but muse b offers to help (could offer to fix the car/drive muse a to their parents’ it’s really up to you)

muse a and muse b are in the same friend group and everyone has been trying to get them together for months. cue the christmas party where the two are - quite literally - shoved under an arch with mistletoe hanging over them

muse a and muse b are coworkers who never really got along, but at the office holiday party they both get a little too drunk and end up in the same bed the next morning

muse a doesn’t have a significant other to kiss at midnight, as usual. new year’s comes along and they decide to all go downtown and barhop for the night. when the countdown rolls around, muse a still has no one, until muse b grabs them and kisses them as the clock hits 12. optional: they never exchange names or numbers, but muse a goes back to that same bar the following new year’s with the hopes that muse b maybe wanted to see them again, too

muse a has always been attracted to their coworker, muse b, that much is clear to most everyone who works there. when they’re the only people assigned to work christmas eve and only have three customers the whole shift, they realize just how much they have in common optional: or don’t have in common

alec: *tells isabelle and clary that him and magnus have an unresolved argument that’s driving them apart*

isabelle: the argument isn’t your problem, work and the stress of this war have been keeping the two of you apart. you two just need to bone

clary: *horrified* 

alec: what did you say? 

clary: *whispering* don’t say it again 

isabelle: i said you two need to bone

alec: HOW dare you isabelle lightwood i am your BROTHER! 

alec, five minutes later: BONE!

alec, ten minutes later: what happens in my bedroom izzy is none of your business

alec, twenty-one minutes later: bONE?!

alec, forty minutes later: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

alec, two days later: it’s all good 

clary: so the fight with magnus is over?

alec: yep

clary: so you resolved the argument?

alec: nope

isabelle: because you guys-

alec: yep

“I smoked dope every day for twenty years. I thought I was pretty slick. I could smoke while working. I could get high and still run my company. I could pour concrete. I could roof a building. I felt like I could do anything. But it ruined my marriage. I didn’t even realize it until years after my wife left me. But the dope ruined my marriage because it made me content. Nothing could bother me. Her feelings didn’t bother me. Her needs didn’t bother me. The dope put an emotional cover over what should have been obvious. I told myself that if I didn’t see the problem, then it didn’t qualify as a problem. All I ever did was give her advice. I never asked for it. I never once felt the inspiration to say: ‘Darling, I know there’s something wrong. What can I do differently?’”

squirticuno  asked:

ADELE FUCKING SAID SHE DID NOT DESERVE THAT GRAMMY ON THE FUCKING STAGE LIKE LITERALLY THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT AN ARTIST IS TELLING YOU BEY NEEDS TO WIN LIKE THIS IS RIDICULOUS! Beck straight up said he did not expect to win in 2015 to Beyoncé's self titled visual album and she should've won... and now ADELE, who has another diamond album, is literally crying saying BEY IS THE WINNER FOR INSPIRING PEOPLE! I love Adele for this! The committee can fucking choke

i aint watching another grammy’s and they damn well know their ratings wouldnt be shit if it wasn’t for bey,,,…. im done

Dialogue Prompts

I know I haven’t posted much. But my life has nothing but stress the last month or so. I started school again after having to take a break for health reasons. So I’m making sure I don’t need to do that again. In stress of my life I have lost all inspiration to write old requests. So I made new list to get back into writing! So please request away! :)

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

1.    “Mom says if you blow up the house she’s gonna put you for adoption.”

2.    “I don’t have a licences to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”

3.    “I didn’t do it…. Oh wait that? … Oh, that I did do.”

4.    “You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”

5.    “Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”

6.    “Are you always this stupid, or is this a special occasion?”

7.    “You gotta stop doing that.” “Doing what?” “Things that make me wanna kiss you.”

8.    “Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”

9.    “Why are they all afraid of you.”

10.  “Wow somebody needs a happy meal.”

11. “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”

12.  “Oh my god, you’re in love!”

13.  “Can I kill him?” “No…” “Just a little bit?”

14.  “Technically it wasn’t on fire.” “Of course it wasn’t on fire! you completely blew it up!”

15.  “Hand over the girl!” “Not gonna happen.”

16.  “This is why we can’t have nice things!”

17.  “Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?”

18.  “Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Don’t care, Shut up.”

19. “This weather is almost as cold as my heart.”

20.  “Well ‘scuse me, your Grand High Fluffiness.”

21. “So you’re the guy who saved my life?”

22.  ‘Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”

23.  “When is a monster not a monster?” “When you love it.”

24. “You know they’re gonna use the things you love against you.”

25.  “Where is he!” “My lady…” “Answer me!”

26.  “Wanting McDonald’s is not an emergency.”

27.  “Did I say you could make me have feelings for you?”

28.  “I love you.”

29.  “Don’t leave me,”

30.  “Fuck it.”

Request here :) 

mjcim  asked:

For you is true that cutting hair is a sign of depression ?

No it was like a breakthrough. I needed a major life change and that happened to be it. True, it’s only a hair cut. Doesn’t have to affect your whole life but for me it did. Literally making such a huge change and proving to myself that I can handle things like that and adapt inspired me to try so many things and take on so many cool projects. You guys are gonna see so much more from me this year, I’m so inspired and excited for it and I can honestly say if I didn’t cut my hair I would’ve never taken these things on! 💜

Cute Damen things:

  • Laying awake in bed smiling to himself that Laurent missed him.
  • “Don’t Think”
  • The moment when Damen drops the pitcher when he see’s Laurent in skimpy akielon clothing bc damn Laurent is 👌 ✔️ 👌 ✔️.
  • “Damen, who hadn’t been expecting it, felt the single painful beat of his heart. He’d never thought Laurent could look like that at anyone.”
  • Damen gazing listlessly off at Laurent when Lazar is trying to talk to him and Lazar litreally saying uhhuh honey ofc you ain’t hopelessly in love with him.
  • “He needs me. I don’t care if you tell the world. “
  • Has that AU running in his head where he would court Laurent and treat him how he deserves (when he is literally one with the fandom).
  • Looking after drunk Laurent and making sure he was okay.
  • “I met the Prince in Vere. I thought as you did. I didn’t know his heart…  I came to learn it slowly… And I am proud to have been his lover.” 

This is inspired by @theirgoldenprince Cute Laurent Things post and i just couldn’t resist doing one for my favorite Giant Animal™.

let me tell you something about the women’s march on washington

I want to preface this by saying that, as someone who did go to the march, that to see so many people across the nation emboldened to mobilize against a common cause is always inspiring. activism through protest serves a very important purpose of grabbing attention and disrupting the status quo, which is necessary if one wishes to encourage change. 

that being said, you need to want to wake up the morning after the women’s march on washington and actually want to fucking do something.

it’s funny because this election is the first time in my lifetime that i’ve ever seen so many white women vilify a leader who is a direct threat to my safety, meanwhile white women simultaneously came out in droves to vote for that very same leader. as a queer women of color, that’s highly fucking suspicious to me. 

i’ve never felt solidarity with white women. i was one of a handful of POC scholarship kids at a rich nyc all-girls prep school covered in murals of white suffragettes and filled with the entitled daughters of fortune 500 men. i learned quickly that the majority of those girls did not know my struggles as a queer WOC and did not care to learn. years later, this has not changed. 

so you know for damn sure women of color noticed when those same white women created the “Million Woman March” and decided to co-opt the 1997 Million Woman March that was marched by and large by black women and made possible by the labors of black people. now the name was changed to the “women’s march on washington” and you had a bunch of really amazing ass women of color signing on as co-chairs (look up Tamika Mallory, Carmen Perez, and Linda Sarsour, please) but i bring this up to say this. 

white women who are new to caring about social issues because of this election need to stop pretending they care or wake the fuck up. because i have zero patience for women who are over here marching to defend the kind of white feminism that fucking failed women of color and elected trump in the first place and then are quick to turn around and start criticizing the black lives matter movement. i have zero patience for women who are fucking wearing safety pins out of “solidarity” and are actively vilifying the existence of queer and trans women, esp. queer and trans women of color. 

i have zero fucking patience for white women who attended this women’s march today, and are now going to go home, put their feet up, and not do anything else for the remainder of this presidency while not giving a shit about people who don’t slot themselves into their convenient brand of white feminism. because, no, protesting and holding up signs isn’t going to do shit if it’s not followed up with actual action and inclusivity. 

give a shit about women of color. give a shit about queer women of color. give a shit about the people who have been fighting for rights, dismantling the status quo, organizing strikes, and affecting policy long before you. rule number one of activism is to know why you are choosing the form of action you are. if you are showing up to the women’s march because it “feels right” and it’s “cool and trendy” and not because you have a commitment to being an agent of change, then you’ve missed the whole point. 

liberal white women: i fucking see you. and you have a hell of a lot of work to do to convince me that you are here for me and not just for your white, cis, het, able-bodied christian friends. 

Yes, Murphy disabled Raven. But HE DID NOT KNOW HE WAS SHOOTING AT RAVEN. He did not go, oh Raven his down there let’s shoot the bitch. Whoever he was shooting at (he thought it was Octavia) was just used to hurt Bellamy (I’m not saying this is okay). Murphy has never done anything to intentionally or directly hurt Raven.

And no I’m not excusing what he did and feeling betrayed is not an excuse. As a bad childhood isn’t an excuse for being an asshole (Raven is living proof that you can overcome that). And I fully support Raven not forgiving Murphy straight away because yeah, he is responsible and should not be let off the hook for it.

But saying that there is not a chance for even a Raven/Murphy friendship because he disabled her and it would be abusive ect. Is just bullshit. Murphy is trying to redeem him self. And you can tell that he is genuinely sorry and regrets hurting Raven. And if anyone is capable of becoming friends with the person who disabled them is Raven fucking Reyes.

So, ok yeah, this is the fifth music whatever for the whatever futurecults.com whatever project no one cares about so I don’t know why I keep talking about whatever. Bandcamp likes to make things quiet, but I assure you if you download it it’ll sound much closer to regulaaar volume. I kind of like it and I hope you like it, too. Very difficult to finish this one. Historically, 99% of you don’t download.

So about the previous whatever all Bandcamp proceeds on Friday going to foundations—a whole ONE person did it. So mostly I feel embarrassed. Not a very inspirational person, apparently. But it’s ok. I went ahead and gave a little to both the ACLU and the EFF, anyway. Not much at all, I’ll do more if I ever win the Powerball.

Is showing proof gauche? Didn’t want anyone to think I just say things to get attention or something. Although, please, yes, pay attention to me! I need it all! And go support the ACLU and EFF if you have the extra cash!

Here I would link to various other things like Spotify or some newsletter or patreon for crying out loud, but historically no one presses on links, at least mine. You can tell I’m defeated, completely :)

I hope you’re doing well. Take care of each other.

andy

Embarrassment - Part 3

Fandom: Marvel’s Avengers

Summary:  A drunken game of truth or dare reveals what Y/N didn’t want anyone to know. She’d been perfectly and contentedly miserable before her slip up, but the confrontation over her little secret, which she avoids at all costs, quickly catches up.

Words: 1,103

Pairing/Characters: SteveRogersxReader, the other Avengers too

Warning: Flufffffffff. One curse.

Author’s Note: I saw this curtain thing somewhere in a gif. I just needed to write it into something because sometimes inspiration just hits. This is the end. I hope you guys like it… 

Part 1 and Part 2


Where was she? Steve couldn’t find her anywhere and it was driving him up a wall.

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Got some doodles today!

And we got Star in Sailor Moon inspired outfits! 🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

Btw: I know I have a drawing tablet now… and while I did say I need a laptop… I could probably use my computer for temporary…. but….. I don’t really know where to start…. so….

Can u guys give me any ideas or what’s a good free art software I could use? @marionette-j2x @weather-art @aweirdlatina

And I guess all the basics of drawing on a tablet or doing digital art in general… :p

Anyway, this got a little weird….. I hope you enjoy this doodle and have a great day!

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“I don’t want to see your bodies on Instagram. I want to see what’s inside. I’m not trying to get validation, nor do I need it anymore. All I can say is I’m so grateful that I have the opportunity to be able to share what I love every day with people that I love. I have to say thank you so much to my fans, because you guys are so damn loyal, and I don’t know what I did to deserve you. But if you are broken, you do not have to stay broken. That’s one thing you should know about me: I care about people. And this is for you.”

anonymous asked:

Hey Samantha, did you need to look for any particular romantic story-lines/stories about love and couples for inspiration for writing Warden and Paige, or did it just come naturally as you developed their characters? Their relationship is extremely moving, stunningly original, and so intricate as to be indescribable at times. It's incredible to read, and there can never be enough chatter about writing solid and compelling romances.

Thank you, that’s very kind of you to say. I’m glad you’re enjoying reading about them. 

I didn’t precisely go looking for inspiration with Warden and Paige, but I was loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast when it came to them being trapped in a confined space together.

My aim with Warden and Paige was to create a deeply complicated, flawed, difficult, multi-layered connection that could unfold and change over seven books. (I like that you say it’s ‘indescribable at times’, as that was what I was going for.) I love slow-burn relationships in fiction more than anything, and I’m fascinated by the question of what would happen if a mortal and an immortal came to care for one another deeply – whether in a spiritual, romantic or platonic sense – and most importantly, what would happen if there was no way to fix the issue of lifespan. Often when this happens in fiction, the mortal character becomes immortal (Edward and Bella) or vice versa (Aragon and Arwen). In The Bone Season, neither of these options are available. 

I also wanted to create a believable immortal character in Warden, rather than someone who just read like a mortal. His actions are not always meant to be comprehensible to the human characters – or, indeed, to the human reader. 

Originally I worried that the characters might not work together – Paige is hot-tempered and reckless, while Warden is level-headed, logical and restrained – but I found that it was because of that contrast that they clicked so well in scenes. I hope you continue to find them interesting. 

EXO reaction to reading their own fanfiction/smut

Since the request didn’t say ot12/ot9, I did ot9 (I’m sorry!) because I just didn’t have any inspiration left *sigh*

Chanyeol

Originally posted by yuseols

I see him stumbling on an extremely heated Chanbaek smut and since the description would be really vague, he’d miss the 18+ remark, and thought it would be about their friendship but as he would start reading how „Baekhyun liked to be dominated by Chanyeol“, Yeol would quickly exit the page and swear to never think about it again.

Lay: (Happy 26th birthday to our baby, Yixing; check out ‘What U Need’!)

Originally posted by 305heaux

Baekhyun showed him an exo reaction and as Lay excitedly read his part, he laughed at how the author would portray his weirdness and how out of touch he could be with the real world, always in his own mind. But as he read reaction after reaction and how they would always portray him as a weed-weirdo, he would become slightly irritated because of that stereotype.

Xiumin

Originally posted by minseoxual

Minseok would smirk while reading a heated scene of him and the reader, exerting his perverted side a bit. „Hell yes, my abs are magnificent.“, he’d say. He’d go around, showing other members how perfectly the author had portrayed him. „I do have chocolate abs, right Jongdae?“ Jongdae would earn a slap after negatively answering.

Chen

Originally posted by chenmorningstar98

Jongdae would laugh while reading fanfiction, deliberately looking for more embarrasing ones of his members, so he could walk around, quoting the fanfiction, making people wonder if the said member actually did that, sparking a lot of rumours, all orchestrated by a laughing Jongdae, showing it to Baekhyun next.

Sehun

Originally posted by wugalaxy

„Vivi and me doing WHAT?!“, he’d shout, covering Vivi’s eyes from the screen. „Don’t look Vivi, you’ll lose your innocence.“ Sehun would be so shocked, how could some of his fans be so… weird? He’d later find fanart as well, and be scarred for the rest of his life.

Kai

Originally posted by kai-tastrophe

Jongin would smile all the way through a fanfiction, loving how the author would depict him as such a sweet,  loving boyfriend and Jongin truly did see himself in all of those, he would really treat his girlfriend with such respect and love, the way she deserved. He would be so thankful to have such wonderful fans who thought so highly of him.

Baekhyun

Originally posted by sefuns

Byun would be a total fanboy, even making an account, impersonating a girl and commenting on the chapters how much he loved it. It would be his little secret, that would turn into kryptonite if any of the members found about it.

Suho

Originally posted by kaizzzi

He would accidentally stumble upon a smut of his and as curiosity dragged him into reading, with every sentence he read, his eyes would get wider and his cheeks would get redder. But he couldn’t stop reading, it would be as something was pulling him in, in spite of the growing embarrasment rising in him.

D.O

Originally posted by dolcebalba

The members would think it would be funny to show Soo his fanfiction, expecting some kind of a reaction. Soo would read it with silent curiosity, virtually flipping through the pages, only to mutter:“I don’t look like a penguin“ after he finished.

-admin Ella ♣

I want | taepyo

summary: When Jihoon comes face-to-face with the arsonist he’s been chasing for months now, things escalate in a way he never would have predicted.

words: 3,345

rating: NC-17

notes: I’m back (not that anyone cares) and still bad at summaries! yahoo! Jihoon’s a corrupt cop, Taeil’s an arsonist who likes to push boundaries. That’s all you need to know, really. It’s just a PWP basically ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just a heads up, though, that this fic does contain some power imbalances. Taeil consents, but the sex is somewhat violent, and because he is a suspect and Jihoon’s a cop whether he is in a position to consent is up for debate. I personally don’t think it’s dubcon, but please do take heed and decide for yourself if you want to read or not.

aff // ao3

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Tell me to accept it and move on

I have a feeling I’m going to get disappointing news at work. So in response, I left work a little early and I bought food I shouldn’t have and ate most of it. I’d say it’s around ~900 calories. I should have just gone on tumblr or ig and looked at my super amazing and inspirational friends who are killing the game all the time and told myself not to cave. But I did. And now I need to accept it and move on. And I feel awful. Physically and emotionally. Accept it and move on.