i did my hair all fancy

That episode when Jay unlocked his True Potential!! 👌🐍⚡️


There’s all this talk of “bad bitches” everywhere. I don’t believe that I am one. Or ever will be. But it appears to be the height of black girl magic these days. I wouldn’t have the first clue how to be a “bad bitch” – I’m figuring out that the traits of one such is supreme confidence, supreme “fancy” (as in hair done, nails done, errthang did), supreme clapback, flawless everything. Sometimes I feel like I will always be disappointing in my blackness and I don’t know how to stop that feeling.

Lilo and Stitch {Sentence Starters}
  • "No more caffeine for you."
  • "This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
  • "Oh, you are such a pain!"
  • "'Ohana' means 'family'. 'Family' means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten."
  • "You sure it's a dog?"
  • "You know, you wreck everything you touch."
  • "I'm sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face."
  • "YOU! You're the cause of all this!"
  • "Don't leave me, okay?"
  • "You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!"
  • "Did you catch fire again?"
  • "Give us a sign you understand any of this."
  • "She likes your butt and fancy hair."
  • "Leave my mother out of this!"
  • "Does this look infected to you?"
  • "You are so finished when I get in there!"
  • "I remember everyone that leaves."
  • "You can never belong."
  • "Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?"
  • "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!"
  • "Leave me alone to diiiiie."
  • "I prefer to be called 'Evil Genius'."
  • "I need someone to be my friend."
  • "This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size."
  • "We're a broken family, aren't we?"
  • "My friends need to be punished."
Everything that doesn’t make sense about me, makes sense when I’m with you

Requested: yes this lovely user did!! Here it is, finally! Hope you like it! xx

Pairing: Michael x Reader

Description: Proposal… need I say more?


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“Fill My Inbox” - more about that in the A/N at the end

You read the menu and sighed quietly. It all sounded disgusting or excessively fancy for your taste. Honestly, you were just looking for pizza or something with fries. You looked up from the menu with all the cursive letters and saw Michael furrowing his eyebrows, probably looking for the same thing as you. You laughed before putting down the menu and called over the waiter to ask him.

“Do you have anything with fries?” You asked as Michael tried to hold back a laugh. Normally he wouldn’t take you out on fancy dinner, barely take you out, and if he did pay dinner for you, it was McDonald’s or Pizza Hut. Therefore, sitting with Michael in front of you were weirder that you thought it would be. And tonight, Michael seemed tense.

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It Wasn’t a New Thing

Description: Dan had never really been comfortable with the way he looked. But it wasn’t a new thing for Phil to make him see that all of the things he hated about himself were actually the best things about him.

Length: A very short 1,814

Warnings: None that I can think of, other than a few cursewords here and there and fluff!

Notes: A (very late) response to a prompt an anon gave me a few weeks ago-so sorry for the delay, my life has been a mess this month.

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“You and I walk home the same way from the library and you live further down the road but it’s been raining hard so I call out to ask you to wait at mine for a bit until it dies down and I don’t know why I did that because now you’re all wet and in the middle of my living room shaking the water out of your hair and all I can think about is how long I’ve fancied you for.” AU

kimkrokus  asked:

so i just went and got a haircut, and it was at a quite fancy place. As the hairdresser was washing my hair she goes "oh and i'm gonna put the chair in massage mode okay?" and the freakin chair at the hairdresser started massaging me as she was washing my hair and i swear to god i was about to fall asleep and all i can think of is Derek Hale going to get a haircut for the first time in 5ever because he usually does it himself, i'm not sure why he decided to do this now but he did okay 1/?

and he’s really awkward about it, because going to get a haircut is generally really awkward so. Cue hairdresser Stiles freaking out because omg this guy is as hot as the sun and Stiles is having a hard time focusing on his hair instead of his eyes in the mirror (ALSO HIS HAIR IS SO SOFT WHAT THE HELL??) but yeah in the beginning it’s really awkward but they do get into a pretty relaxing atmosphere eventually and then its time for derek to wash his hair and as he gets into the chair he he realizes he’s kinda fucked because Stiles massaging and shampooing his scalp feels REALLY GOOD and then Stiles turns on the massage function on the chair and Derek literally falls asleep. Like he actually falls asleep and when Stiles notices he cannot deal because it’s the cutest thing ever and i’m so sorry for just randomly coming into your askbox like this but i didn’t know who else to send this to!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I don’t even know how to add to this because IT’S JUST SO PERFECT!!!!  


*attack snuggles you for this*

*wears nice form fitting dress and puts hair in a bun cause it’s hot as balls*

people that have seen me at least a few months ago:

“oh wow i didn’t recognize you, you’ve become such a pretty girl”

“you look great did you lose weight”

“you seem to be getting prettier every time i see you”

to my mother: “your daughter’s very beautiful she’s changed so much”

if you don’t like me at my t-shirts and sweats you don’t deserve me at my fancy i have literally not changed at all

Art teacher

I started my first year at the university studying bachelor of fine arts. It was then when I first saw him, he was perfect. He looked at me with gentleness and warmth as if he’s willing to push himself in front of the train to protect me, He understood me and looked through my soul. All the girls fancied him yet he only saw me.

For the next 11 months we became very close seeing that he was my arts teacher where he praised my paintings, worshipped each brush stroke I created. I adored him, he was perfect. He had the same honey eyes I did, same brown hair. It’s like he’s my soulmate except he’s 40 and I’m 18. He’s gorgeous. I touch myself every night and think about him, it’s almost like he’s inside me. I touch myself using the paintbrush his hand touched and it’s amazing,

On the 12th month he wanted to meet me, he wanted to tell me something, I dressed up in a seductive outfit hoping we make sweet love at the end of the night. There I saw him. He sat across me and showed me a photograph with that crashed my world. “I took that art teacher job to get close to you. Your mother took you away and all I want is to get close to my long lost daughter.”


as rewatching SNSDs Japanese songs, and came across All my love is for you,  the scene where all the girls sat together and stared into the camera without expression. Can I just say that Hyoyeon looked out of this world. Her stylist finally did something right because her eyes were beautiful expressive, her hair was on point as always and her costume was super fancy queen worthy. I’m so biased but even I can say that a split second after, when they all began laughing after being all serious, was probably one of the most heart warming scenes ever in the history of SNSD. A truly magical moment.