i did it when i was so sleepy

I just can’t get over how fucking salty it is of Spock to be like “tell McCoy he should have wished me good luck” as he’s fucking dying. Like i hope i reach that level of idgaf sass. I’m dying, but that bitch back talked so w my dying breath i say fuck you

But to add some angst on, Bones did say good luck, but as we all know he said it when Spock couldn’t hear him. And you can see Bones’ heart breaking when he realises Spock may well die believing that Bones doesn’t give enough of a shit to say two little words

BUT does Bones tell him then? “I did wish you luck, Spock. And I wish it all the more now.” FUCK NO Bones won’t be out done in this passive agressive war

Mustn’t Twitch

Stiles x Reader

“(Y/N)!” Stiles yelped when you pointed your finger at your locker, letting it swing open.

“What… oh right, sorry I’m still sleepy.” You yawned, snuggling into Stiles chest when he rolled his eyes and hurried over to help you switch out your books.

“Yeah well just because you’re tired doesn’t mean you can start zapping things around!” He muttered, as you slumped against him, almost dropping you when you fell asleep. “How are you so tired?”

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my pynch headcanons

- ronan, smiling and mockingly saying ‘paaaarrish’

- gansey, talking ‘you’re two so sweet that i’m going to throw up’

- blue and ronan trying to choose a bday gift for adam.


- ‘shut up lynch i don’t wanna hear anything about your sexual life’

- ronan, watching the sleepy adam

- adam loves call ronan ‘my creepy boyfriend’

- they two walking around the barns 

- ronan likes to tell adam about his parents

- ronan come out to declan after year of relationship

- declan’s reaction is like ‘oh bro i know, believe me. did you see the way you look at parrish at all? 

- adam kisses ronan  in the neck when no one sees them

- adam and ronan holding hands

- and also just sitting in the park without the word

- bc they’re pretty comfortable with the silence of the city around two of them

Aqours’s Gallery (April 2017)
Caption: Drawn by the lovely spring sunshine— there’re nice days for reading like this every once in a while♪

Yawn, mumble mumble—
Aah— what should I do.
When did I—?
Start getting sleepy, zura—.

Monday, after school.
I was waiting here for Ruby to finish her cleaning duty but…
The library filled with the early spring sunlight streaming in was— warm.
Warm as if it was a greenhouse♡

It was different from the cold main hall of my temple home, which was full of holes and openings.
So, even when I was reading a book, it was snuggly warm.
Aah, it feels so good, no matter what, my eyelids are drooping zura—.

Maybe it was because I was reading a book till late last night?
It’s been a while since I last took out “Ningen no Unmei” —.

It’s an old story set in Izu, and it’s a long, long coming-of-age story that spans six volumes.
When I read it, I think of all the terrible hardships the people of old experienced. “They’re working very hard every day,” I would think.
When I read, I would always get concerned about the protagonist’s dramatic fate, my heart pounds and my chest hurts— continuing on makes it quite hard to stop reading.
Even though I knew it’s already past midnight, I just can’t stop, books are really troubling zura.

Ruby-chan still isn’t here huh?
If that’s the case, then it’s alright if I keep reading just a little bit…
I wonder if it’s alright for me to continue dozing off just a little bit?
This sleeping beauty of the book kingdom— hopes you can forgive her for this zura.

Source: Dengeki G’s Magazine April 2017 issue
Translation: XiantheMiguel
QC: LuciaHunter

  • [during yoshi's cookie]
  • arin: i'm sorry. did i mess everything up for you?
  • dan: whatd'ya mean? you'd never mess anything up for me.
  • arin: really?
  • dan: yeah, your friendship is a treasure.
  • arin: okay, now you're just being facetious.
  • dan: [sounding legitimately offended] no, it's a fucking treasure, arin.

anonymous asked:

Scenario: Voltron Team movie night, everyone is watching some unspecified movie, when Lance's crush (aka Reader) falls asleep and ends up leaning against him.

Hello! It’s mod Enki again. :0 I decided to put this in a domestic AU kind of idea so there would be more content. I hope that’s okay!


It was I regular day much like any other. You farted around doing chores around the house and did other mundane tasks like finally getting around to emailing some guy about a topic you forgot ages ago. That task in itself took more time than all your other chores combined and honestly left you mentally exhausted. You mulled over going out and getting a bite to eat before attempting to do anything else. As you sat completely useless on the couch due to your indecisiveness, your phone buzzed. You pulled it out to glance at the screen assuming it was a wrong number since no one ever texted you. Your eyes widened slightly. It wasn’t a wrong number but you certainly didn’t recognize it. The preview message told you all that you needed to know. 

“Hey (Y/N)! It’s Lance, I just wanted to…”

You unlocked your phone and read the full text expecting some cheesy one-liner but were surprised to find not a single one. He did remind you of the fact that tonight was movie night with the rest of the gang and that everyone was supposed to bring something. Groaning you typed in a short reply and hit send before smelling yourself. You had completely forgotten about the whole thing and you were not in any shape to be around any other human being. You had also spent almost your entire day doing chores so the movie night was going to start in at least an hour. The idea of getting a bite to eat was scrapped and you bounded to your shower as fast as you could to get rid of your hazardous body odor. Everyone was supposed to go over to Pidge’s house because she had managed to rig up a killer surround system. It made you pretty excited knowing how good Pidge was with all her tech so tonight’s movie night was definitely going to be super fun. 

Once you had completed your shower and thrown on some clothes, plus performing other hygienic tasks, you finally decided to get a bite to eat from your kitchen. It had to be quick considering you still had to go out and get something to bring. Chips and a some soda would be good right? You didn’t doubt that everyone else would be bringing popcorn so might as well stay the safe course and bring chips. They’re just as addicting as popcorn is when watching a movie and the paladins will eat anything you put in front of them really. Anything from Earth anyways. After wolfing down a cup of noddles like the healthy person you were, you grabbed your keys and departed from your humble abode. 

You sped to the nearest convenience store and nearly hit a pedestrian on the way there. They quickly became someone who didn’t wave with all their fingers and you contemplated actually hitting them. You decided to be a good citizen and continued on your way. You sprinted to the entrance and through the automatic door like a lunatic before grabbing all your required goods in record time. You practically slammed your things down on the conveyor belt earning a concerned look from the cashier. Apologizing you quickly payed for your things and left as quickly as you’d arrived. If you hurried you’d get there right on time. So you hauled your ass as fast you could legall-ishly could. 

Much to your joy you had managed to get there at the time you predicted you would. With arm fulls of goodies you somehow managed to ring the door bell and the door swung open. Peeking over the bags you saw Lance with a smug grin on his face. You braced yourself for the bomb drop that would be his just as equally smug remark. 

“Oh, (Y/N)! Is this all for me? Why, you shouldn’t have!” He cooed. You rolled your eyes.

“Just let me through you turd, I’ve got a lot of stuff.” You responded pushing your way through. 

As you made your way through the house to the snack table you got a plethora of greetings from everyone else. Setting down your things you eyed the big screen and the amount of speakers located all around. Whistling appreciatively you watched as Pidge came over to greet you. 

“We almost thought you wouldn’t make it. You didn’t forget did you?” She asked coyly. 

“What? O-of course not! I just lost track of time…” You stuttered trying to come up with a cover. 

“Oh yeah? Well, your shirt’s inside out. Just letting you know.” She pointed out. 

As she walked away you mentally kicked yourself for just throwing on the nearest shirt. You opened a bag of chips before pouring them into one of the large bowls set out. Once you had acquired your absurd amount of chips you made your way to the couch to the only open spot on the end by none other than Lance. If the movie didn’t keep you from falling asleep he would. A yawn escaped you as you plopped down beside him. 

“Hey, no yawning!” He said lightly jabbing you in your side. 

“I can’t help it.” You whined rubbing the sleepy tears from your eyes. 

You continued to have idle chat with Lance for the remainder of the time before everyone was settled down enough to start the movie. By that time you were struggling to keep the conversation going with Lance without yawning every 2 seconds. You were half tempted to ask Pidge if she had some instant coffee you could quickly heat up in the microwave but decided against it. Besides, there was no way you’d fall asleep during the movie. No one in the group liked anything super boring and mushy. The movie no doubt was going to be action packed. 

To your joy when the title screen popped up you could tell it was going to be a horror movie. At least you’d stay awake being scared right? Horror movies are the best cure to being sleepy so you had nothing to worry about. Oh how wrong you were. Any jump scare that popped up on screen had about the same effect as someone blowing on your face. In all honesty you felt pretty close to nothing. Lance sat next to you and although he tried to play the whole bravado act you could tell he was scared. Not you though, you sat about as immovable as a sack of potatoes. 

That’s when you started to doze off. Your head kept dropping causing you to yank it back up while fighting the urge to sleep. It went on for a while and you weren’t quite sure when you had passed the hell out but you did. And you somehow managed to pass out on Lance of all people. Not the arm of the couch, the one person you were sitting next to was what you had managed to fall asleep on. No one noticed except for the boy himself since the room was extremely dark save the light from the screen. And now about a million thoughts were running through his head. What should he do? Wake you up? Let you sleep? Did you choose to fall asleep on him? Was this intentional? An accident? 

Lance felt his face getting warmer and he started to fidget with his hands as he nervously tried to think of what to do. He was no longer watching the movie and all his focus was on you so he swallowed hard before attempting to nudge you awake to no avail. You were in a pretty dead sleep and it looked like you weren’t going to be awake until movie night ended. Not that he minded in this case. He’d been trying to chat you up all day and had somehow managed to convince Pidge to give him your number. She was pretty skeptical about the idea but gave it nonetheless. He wanted it for obvious reasons, that being that he totally liked you and now having his crush asleep on his should was a little too much for him.

He glanced around at the others making sure they were watching the movie and not him. Slowly he leaned his head to the side until it snugly rested on your own. He then glanced back as best he could at the others before locking eyes with Pidge who had the smugest look on her face. Lance mouthed out, “don’t you dare,” before giving her a small glare. She rolled her eyes and mouthed back, “You owe me,” and went back to watching the movie. 

Lance closed his own eyes to try and better enjoy this little moment he was sharing with you until he ultimately ended up joining you in a much needed cat nap. 

When sleepy JK facetimes you

*you hear your phone vibrating on your nightstand next to you*

Y/N: *slides phone screen to accept the call*

JK: Hai Y/N~

Y/N: Kookie~ 

Y/N: You look so tired, did you have a rough day?

JK: I’m fine, we were just practicing the choreography and I’m taking a break right now

JK: *notices that you did your hair in soft waves*

JK: *can barely keep his eyes open* Wah your hair looks really nice today, if only I can touch…

Y/N: *blushes* You should get some rest!! You can call me after you take a nap

JK: I don’t want to *pouts* I need to see you so I can regain my strength and I won’t be meeting you until *counts in head* 2 to 3 weeks later

Y/N: *giggles* you’re always so hardworking whether its dancing or even our relationship

JK: Hehe, because of you it’s possible to do anything

Y/N: *embarrassed* Look at you being all smooth, I’ll wait for your return okay?

JK: Okay *smiles* love you buttercup 

More Imagines Here 💕

  • Mahiru: Kuro really knows how to tire me out... but ah, I've never felt so good before!
  • Everybody else: .... What?
  • Kuro: [chokes]
  • Lawless: Suspicious...
  • Licht: Tch, perverted demons.
  • Misono: S-Shirota that's highly inappropriate...
  • Everybody else: [speechless]
  • Mahiru: What? Did I say something weird? I just- [realizes]
  • Mahiru: [blushes hard] I just meant handling him is hard work but satisfying when it's all done!
  • Everybody else: ...
  • Mahiru: [realizes once again]
  • Mahiru: Gaaaaaah, stop it! Don't look at me like that! It's not what you think! I can explain. I just-!
  • Everybody else: [stares @ Mahiru]
  • Mahiru: ... :c [gives up]

made a short skit comic bc im really bored in school and i dont know what to do tbh so haha yeeeee twYLE FANART ATLAST

from Oculus Chapter 7: The Dog by @earily

p.s i actually made this in manga style which is read right to left just to practice for our midterms which is making a manga, although i made this in my style and not shoujo/shounen type of manga which is black and white one. so in case you’re wondering why i put symbols in first page, that’s why.


To the girl I’m in love with, who disappeared -

I recorded this cover of 102 by the 1975 on the last day of 2016. Today, on the first day of 2017, I am letting it loose in the tumblr world, hoping it somehow gets passed around enough that it someday finds its way to you when you’re scrolling through your feed. If that day never comes, then so be it, I tried, I really did. However, if that day does come, and you are you and you are reading this, then this is for you:

When I hear this song, I think of falling asleep with you in a little apartment in San Francisco. I think of regarding you through sleepy morning eyes from your passenger side. I think of the stick figures you drew of us on my foggy sunroof on the 405. I think of your kiss. Your presence. Your loveliness. You. In retrospect, I’ve realized this song was the background music to all of the little instances in which I was so stupidly unaware that I was falling in love with you. To sing this now, knowing how our story has devolved from these beautiful aforementioned moments to weeks of empty phone static and heartache, to manic drives and sleepless nights, to chaotic helplessness and confusion, is harder than I could ever begin to articulate to you. But for me, this song will always be you, so here I am sending this out like a little dove through cyberspace.

I’m sorry things got ruined. I’m sorry we are beginning the process of becoming strangers so prematurely. I’m sorry I couldn’t be perfect. I’m sorry you felt you had to disappear. I really am. But the thing is, after everything, I’m singing this now because there is a piece of me still holding on to hope as I embark upon this new year and board this flight to the other side of the continent. Hope that this song finds you in a happy place. Hope that when you hear it, it will make you think of these things too - the little snippets of memories we made together that cannot be tainted by our mistakes, all of the good we shared - and you will smile. Hope that it reminds you of how much you truly meant to me, and how much you still do. Hope that maybe one day - when we’re older, when things aren’t so complicated, when there is a revolution around the sun that is more fair to us than this one was - I could still be the girl you fall asleep to this song with.

a girl out there who, after everything, thinks of you fondly, lovingly, often

|| when I knock
at one hundred and two
and I see your pajamas 
i can’t stop smiling at you ||

How are the boys – Eldarya - act after sex


         Most of the time , he likes feeling you close to him. So after sex, he usually lay on the bed and push you against him, smelling your scent which – because of his vampire’s gene- calm him down and make him sleepy. So, when he is asleep you can play with his hair – if you aren’t sleeping already – and you can hear him purr~


        He is teasing you without stopping like : “ You were so loud, did I was this good ?”. So most of the time, you two are teasing each other about the hot time you just had. When you fall asleep you can hear say : “ I told you I have the princess in my bed…” he kiss your head before going back to work while you smile but still act like you’re sleeping.


       You both take a bath after…Well you know what you did.. Valkyon always press your back against his chest and you relax. You will talk with each other about what had happened today or just talking about nothing and everything. It’s still new for him but you introduce him at thing from your world and he kind of like it.

Looking For Alaska Starters!
  • “That didn’t happen, of course, Things never happened the way I imagined them.”
  • “No one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
  • “Now, about this Jesus fellow…”
  • “I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.”
  • “I’m really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why, or what.”
  • “Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”
  • “He honked my boob!"
  • “This is so much fun, but I’m so sleepy. To be continued?”
  • “I’ll have more time for reading when I’m old and boring.”
  • “I’d finally had enough of chasing a ghost who did not want to be discovered.”
  • “I’m just scared of ghosts, _____. And home is full of them.”
  • “That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep.”
  • “If people were rain, I’d be a drizzle and she’d be a hurricane.”
  • “You never get me. That’s the whole point.”
  • “Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?”

anonymous asked:

When you posted the pictures of Mark hugging Youngjae why was he so sad? It made me sad 😭

Hi dear, 

I’ll answer your questions at once since both of you’re asking the same thing. I’m not really sure why our Youngjae looked sad while hugging Mark. Probably he was just tired & sleepy because before the fansign they did some recording. But don’t worry I’m sure our sunshine was fine and Mark was being a good friend to comfort him.  (◕‿◕)


170324 [JEONGMIN] Jeongmin’s dreaming studio room radio 🎧 part.3 with MINWOO V App Broadcast ~

I have to be honest I was really really sleepy when I watched this😪 it was 6 in the morning here!! so only watched like half of it and the rest in my dreams hahaha it was truly a dreaming broadcast😅 heeeeey did you hear the sweet voice of Minnie??💟 aaa yes you should sing more baby ;) and of course our Jeonggie that voice and even reaching high notes with his last breath hehe

watch the broadcast video here:

Can’t Sleep Without You Here

Maybe one day my writing inspiration will come at a normal hour.
Clearly that’s not tonight.

Also I’m too lazy to come up with a cute title right now, so I’ll figure that out tomorrow when I upload this to ao3!

In the meantime, have another super short SnowBaz drabble/ficlet thing that I just wrote.

Guess what has a title and is now on ao3

It’s late and I can’t sleep, though not for a lack of trying.

I’m not used to falling asleep without having Baz less than three feet away from me. Not that he’s much farther now. He’s only out watching the telly from the couch. Yet, as I toss and turn in my bed, I can’t help but feel it is somehow too empty.

I swing my legs over the edge of the bed and pull one of Baz’s jumper’s out from the drawer in the nightstand. He keeps a whole bunch of his clothes in random drawers here. We may not live together anymore, but he still spends enough nights here that it just makes sense for him to leave something to wear here. The sleeves are a bit too long and fall past my fingertips. I find an extra comfort in that, like Baz is covering all of me and keeping me safe and warm. There’s a pair of argyle socks that must have been under the jumper, so I pull those over my feet before I shuffle out the bedroom door to go find Baz.

Snow went to bed an hour ago.

I don’t know why I stayed out here. Surely my Netflix marathon could have waited until tomorrow, but for some reason I couldn’t drag myself away from the screen. The episode I’m watching only has ten minutes left. When it’s over, I’ll go to bed with my boyfriend…where I should have been an hour ago.

I hear the door creak open so I look over and see Snow shuffle his way out into the living room. He’s wearing my jumper - which covers his hands completely, a pair of blue boxer briefs, and argyle socks that come up to almost his knee. He looks absolutely ridiculous. It’s adorable.

One of his sweater-covered-hands comes up to rub one of his eyes as he tries - and fails - to stifle a yawn.

“I couldn’t sleep without you.”

I almost fight to keep a smile from spreading across my face before I realize I don’t have to do that anymore. I pat the cushion of the couch next to me in answer, and Simon smirks back.

He shuffles the rest of the way over to the couch and curls up in a ball with his head in my lap. My hand finds its way into his bronze curls and his eyes slip shut. He’s asleep within seconds.

I guess I could watch another episode…or two.


Summary: (Soulmate AU) PJ is surprised to meet Dan’s soulmate when they decided to do their English project on Dan’s flat one day.

Genre: fleff

Warning: Swearing eh

Words: 1, 624

A/N: HI!!! Ok h i. it me. Yes. Im not dead, surprisingly. Did u know this was supposed to be smut fic where phil gets all possessive of dan but I thought, n o, that’s for anther fic. Im also feeling sleepy so

“And so, I would like you to get started on this project almost immediately, possibly tomorrow.” Dan watches his English professor drone out in the front, handing out the rubrics for the project.

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its still sciles day on the west coast so i didnt miss it >:3c i decided to do a redraw of a trans sciles pic i did last year, and also bc the amazing kat @sleepy-skittles wrote a thanksgiving trans sciles fic for my bday ;_;

I hope you don’t have too much trouble falling asleep. I hope you wake up to some good news or the wonderful smell of coffee. I hope you wear something that makes you so happy and confident that you walk with your head held high. I hope you eat well, I hope you eat yummy things. I hope you have a bubble bath or a nice long shower. I hope you put on your favourite comfy clothes/pj’s and take some time out from the rest of the world. I hope you give yourself a break. I hope when you lay I’m bed you can smile, a sleepy smile with your eyes half closed, and whisper to the starts “I did okay today”.

5 things Percy loves about Annabeth

Hey guys! So, a few weeks ago I did a “5 things Annabeth loves about Percy” and you seemed to like it, so here’s the sequel! 

Don’t forget to check out my fic tag for all my fics! I’m always opened to requests! :)

1-    He loves her when she’s sleepy. When the words tumble out of her mouth and her eyes are heavy. He loves when she says what she really thinks, laughs all she wants and curls around him like an old cat. Because Annabeth is all about control, but he loves her even more when she’s free of it. 

2-    The intensity. Annabeth is really an “all in or nothing” person. He’s always amazed by the number of hours she can spend reading on the Golden Gate or the quantity of neo-classical paintings she can analyse. It’s a little bit freaky, but incredibly endearing. 

3-She is always cold. Really, like, all the time. He just loves it when she buries her face in his shoulder because her nose is cold or when she slips her freezing fingers in the crook of his elbow. He loves it because, and that might be over-thinking or just being generally too in love, Percy thinks that it’s Annabeth’s way to show that she needs him just as much as he needs her. 

4- He loves that she always knows how to make him feel better. Either it’s a bad day at work or a mythological apocalypse, Annabeth is there to brighten things up a bit. And he knows he does the same to her. That’s gotta be love, huh?    

5- Percy loves her hands. They’re long and bony, rough and covered in little white scars. Holding her hand reminds him of all the times they have done so, either fleeing from blood thirsty monsters or watching a movie. It recalls precious memories, the memories that warm his heart and keep him going on.