i did it i used 2 memes in a post

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H a p p y   2   y e a r s   g u y s ! ! !

I’m so proud of these 13 boys that brings light to my world!!! Lets continue to support and adore them no matter what. CARATs together with Seventeen, 수고했어!!!

✰ — VALENTINE’S DAY SENTENCE STARTERS / MEMES 

* ˙ ˖✶ happy valentine’s day!

it is officially valentine’s day in the uk (which means it’s also my birthday!) so i wanted to make a little v'day sentence starter post! there’s probably a zillion of these floating around but regardless, i hope you enjoy them. i did twenty-one, because that’s the age i’m turning today! please like/reblog!

1. “oh my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”

2. “valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! i hate it.”

3. “who needs a date on valentine’s day when i have you?” 

4. “um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but i’m allergic to roses.”

5. “i didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! i swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.” 

6. “i’m gonna be stuck at work for a little longer… i’m sorry, i know it’s our date tonight…” 

7. “um, i know this is really cliche and all, but it’s valentine’s day and i just wanted to say… i really like you.” 

8. “you can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”

9. “do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?” 

10. “i am not going to be your fake-date to this party.” 

11. “you’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.” 

12. “this is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!” 

13. “i love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”

14. “valentine’s day is my favourite holiday! i know it’s lame but i can’t help it. i’m a hopeless romantic. there, i said it.” 

15. “we’re gonna do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re gonna go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.” 

16. “babe, you know i love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, i ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?” 

17. “i wish i could do more for you today but i’m really broke…” 

18. “um, i tried to buy some sexy underwear, but i think they sent me the wrong size…” 

19. “oh my– are you proposing?!”

20. “so… can i assume you don’t have a date tonight either?” 

21. “i can’t believe i’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliche.” 

crechemaasters  asked:

I just had the most terrifying shower thought imaginable, which is "DID I MISGENDER GALLUS WHEN I REPLIED TO THEIR POST SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT IF I DID SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI-;" I submit my humblest and most groveling apoligies if that is the case.

oh jeez.

1. don’t feel bad I’ve literally never talked about my gender identity except in passing, so how would you know?

2.  I am agender, and use they/them pronouns, but honestly it’s not going to upset me if you use different ones.

3. I have the memory of a goldfish and honestly do not remember if you did or not.  We’re cool.

ok you know the smh has gotta have a lot of inside jokes but i bet this is even worse with those that live in the haus bc they’re constantly around each other so here are some haus inside jokes & memes with help from @abermb 

  • Ass Discourse
  • ransom said “bilk mag” instead of milk bag once and they’ve all said bilk mag so often they actually say that first instead of milk bag
    • when ransom’s at home he’ll be like “i’m gonna go get a mag of- fuck, a bilk- fuckigngn fuck”
  • “please don’t fuck the geese”
  • asking jack to sign increasingly ridiculous things when some stranger asks him for his autograph (this is a canon thing from the twitter but i can’t find the link)
  • “when my mother breastfed me there was definitely some vodka in there”
    • “vodka. like mother’s milk, only better.”
    • “vodka: kid tested, mother approved.”
  • that time they discovered derek and eric rhyme and wouldn’t shut up about it
    • they still haven’t shut up about it
    • “deric”
  • “lock your door or jack will steal your gold”
  • lardo, the tiny cave gremlin, 
  • “why don’t you go ask the COCKROACHES” 
    • cockroaches is always screamed at full volume, emphasis on the “cock”
  • bitty threatening to climb in the oven if anyone is mean to him
    • “bitty do your homework” “bye y’all time to go live in the oven”
  • (anything): happens (someone): “jack why don’t u take a picture of it”
  • holster settles down to watch one of his shows. someone is already on the couch. the tv is turned to a static channel. “oh, sorry holster,” they say, “guess you’ll have to wait till my show’s over.” they look at the tv and laugh as they eat popcorn. a tear slips down holster’s face.
  • constantly asking if anyone’s fed the cat. they don’t have a cat.
    • jack: “you don’t have a cat” shitty: “i can’t believe u let her die”
  • nursey’s mystical seducing guitar
  • making up bullshit southern sayings and then nudging bitty conspiratorially as if he knows what tf they’re talking about
    • “it’s hotter out here than a cocker spaniel rubbed in oil and stuck in a tree, right bitty?”
    • “that boy bakes more than a zebra in the middle of boston on a november afternoon”
    • bitty: “im climbing in the fuckgin oven” 
  • coming up with a fake teammate and talking about him on social media like he’s a close friend
    • “borky, man, what a guy. that goal, tho!!!!” 
    • “BORKY THE BORKSTER, THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. BEST GUY I KNOW.”
    • chowder: “what”
  • alexei mashkov is 20 puppies in a coat who have managed to infiltrate the sports world 
    • they refer to tater as “them” and jack has no idea why; at first he thinks it’s a gender pronoun thing but then he realizes they’re using the plural they and is even more confused
  • texting bitty that they’re out of butter when 1. he’s already stressed and 2. the fridge is literally full of butter
  • drawing faces on all of the eggs and screaming bloody murder when bitty cracks them
    • dex does this the most
    • “NOOOOOOOOOO I DREW NURSEY’S FACE ON THAT ONE YOU KILLED NURSEY YOU FUCKING MURDERER YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS” “dex pls stop screaming and let me bake in peace”
  • guilting chowder about things he hasn’t done like he’s a dog
    • “you’ve fucking done it now chowder. jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with you, man” “I’M SO SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I’M REALLY SORRY” [bitty voice] “chowder honey you didn’t do anything” “and now bitty’s in on it. incredible. we can’t trust anyone”
  • “nursey’s father will hear about this”
  • several different memes about the size of holster’s head
    • “if the world is destroyed from global warming we can all just move to holster’s head it’s big enough for several million people”
  • always cutting shitty off no matter what he’s talking about with “stop mansplaining”
  • dex has a sound effects app on his phone and plays sounds that do not match the situation at all
    • [bitty drops a spoon] dex: [duck quack]
    • lardo: “i just bombed that test dudes” dex: [airhorn]
  • sharing pictures of frogs to social media and tagging whiskey and tango in them
    • [photoshopped jerseys onto 2 tiny frogs] “good game boys!!! our freshman really did it for us today!!”
  • feel free to add your own memes
Send me any MBTI type

and I’ll detail these things:

If I have met anyone of this type:
1. Have I met anyone of this type?
2. Do I have any Tumblr friends/faves of this type?
3. What type of relationship do/did we have, or how well do/did we know each other?
4. First impressions?
5. Positive impressions?
6. Negative impressions?
7. Stuff I’ve always wanted to do with this type?

If I haven’t:
1. Would I want to meet/get to know this type? 
2. General impressions?
3. What do I imagine our relationship would be like? How well would we get along? 
4. Stuff I’ve always wanted to do with this type?

(Based on the lovely isfjwallflower​‘s and entp-ramblings‘s posts here and here ^_^)

Tagged by @astralbattles
Rules: answer the 11 questions, tag 11 more people and give them 11 of your own questions
I did one of these yesterday, but I like a lot of El’s questions, so I’ll do this too.
Ok, so I just did wrote most of the post and realised I was using the wrong set of questions. Oops.

1. Are you okay right now?
Yup. No lie there

2. What’s your favourite Back To The Future movie?
The first. I’ve only seen 1 and 2 though.

3. Do you think you’d win in sword fight against Indigo Montaya?
No idea. I’ve never seen The Princess Bride.

4. What is/was your favourite cartoon?
There weren’t many cartoons I liked as a kid. If we’re including anime here, I did really like Bakugan Battle Brawlers. Now, it’d probably be Charlotte (the anime, not a person). Also, I love RWBY, but I don’t know if it’d be grouped as a ‘cartoon’ either.

5. What are you currently obsessing over?
I answered a similar question in yesterday’s tag meme. There’s nothing that I’m ‘obsessed’ with right now. I am loving Carve The Mark by Veronica Roth though, and have almost finished it.

6. What’s your favourite colour?
Cyan, particularly the shade that’s the background colour of my tumblr/Wordpress

7. Are you a fan of FNAF?
Nope. My sister loves it though.

8. First thing you see outside your window?
The window of my bedroom? The street. The window closest to me? The neighbours’ house and backyard.

9. What’s your favourite word?
I don’t really have one, but if I had to pick, it’d probably be ‘grace’.

10. Can I call you a hecker?
I mean, you already do anyway. To answer your question though, yes.

Sorry Murkywater, you can’t count. That’s 10 questions, not 11 :P

Tags:
@genuinehyperbole
@nightsnaps
@psalm-onethirtynine
@rxse-colored-boy
@artimies7
@consultingpolymath
@hemkinator
@smol-overlord
@memento-amare
@christiangirl
@christianmetalhead2112

Your questions:
1. How do you listen to music? iTunes? Spotify? CDs? Vinyl?
2. Pineapple belongs on pizza, true or false?
3. How do you take your coffee and/or tea?
4. Do you like to read? Fiction? Non-fiction? Physical, digital, or audio?
5. Do you prefer pastel or neon colour palettes?
6. Are you creative? In what ways?
7. What do you like falling asleep to?
8. Is there any meaning behind your URL?
9. How tall are you?
10. Do you like animals licking you?
11. What’s your favourite item of clothing/accessory?

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: recently dan howell has been making open remarks about who he finds attractive, and his interests in BDSM and whilst these subjects are presented in a somewhat comedic light and could easily be taken for jokes or simple light-hearted irony, it is extremely easy to see that if this were the case he would not be bringing them up so often or, rather, with such personal need to express the fact that he posses interest in such matters. either way, it is so wonderful to see that he finally feels comfortable enough to express himself and his passions like this, regardless of whatever manner he chooses to express them, and i hope we can all remain optimistic and polite while watching him unfold and become more comfortable with himself and with us (:
  • what she really means: viva kinky howell 2k16 lmao

Okay so it has come to my attention that many people do not know about what is in my opinion the best event to ever occur in the entirety of the Cesspool that was Early Dangan Ronpa Fandom

Most people can recall the more horrific elements of those days, ie terrible discourse powerpoints. However, very few of my friends have displayed prior knowledge of the one redeeming light at the end of the tunnel

I speak, of course, of the Junkos Meme

It’s not surprising that this meme has been buried and lost to the majority, as it is hidden in the massive amount of commentary on the original SA LP for Dangan Ronpa, and most people prefer to read the actual content of the LP rather than sift through every single comment that follows. In addition, once the forums were moved to the archive, I’m pretty sure all of the comments were lost, unless some dedicated soul has saved them all from the ravages of time.

In any case, I read every single post due to three factors:

  • I love people and communities with all of my heart and nothing brings me more satisfaction than tracking patterns in their behaviour. I ocassionally sift through entire fanfic archives to take a census on reoccuring trends in fic content over time. I’m in deep
  • I thrive off of seeing other people react to things I like
  • I am a shitfuckign memer and want to see whatever Fresh New Memes roll in

This meant that i carefully read through each and every forum post on that LP until i reached the very last installment at the time (as an aside, this led to me learning about the existence of Ghost Trick, Touhou, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, and Agatha Christie). 

The greatest discovery by far was that of the Junkos Meme

You see, the very first time the cast of dangan ronpa was introduced, someone innocuously posted something along the lines of “I don’t trust the smiley girl with the pigtails.” I can no longer access the original comments to check the exact phrasing, but I think it had something to do with her smile.  

In any case, from there on every time something suspicious happened, at least one person would pipe up with a jocular, “junko’s at it again” or somethign of the sort

This only increased after Mukuro-as-Junko’s death. The joke was that it was so implausible, so ridiculous to blame everything on Junko that it was akin to claiming aliens had abducted one’s hamburger. It was the forum’s pet Eridan-is-an-allegory-for-the-obama-administration theory, the funny kind of idea that couldn’t have any credibility whatsoever.

Then people started puling pieces together. They made long speculation posts, quoting dialogue and images. Junkos wasn’t looking so silly anymore. Still, no one took it seriously, and the meme was used ever more frequently. Pictures of Yasuhiro modeled after the screencap stating, “I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens”  were edited to say  the same phrase with Junkos in place of “aliens”

However, as previously stated, Something Awful hates memes, the translator and poster of the LP hated memes, and a large percentage of the people with banning powers Hated Memes. Junkos was banned shortly before the final installments of the LP.

Which, in hindsight, is perhaps the most hilarious thing of all. 

Wait, no, I changed my mind. The most hilarious part is that Junkos was also banned in the SDR2 LP thread, and yet the end of the game did not only reveal that yet Again it was Junkos but it also had the potential to be Seven Billion Junkos

Tl;dr memes are a powerful force and can tell us much about how we interpret and react to standard tropes and subversions of them. also i love them.

heck i was kinda tagged by @amezuli i did this from their post so ty u nerd

Rules: using only song names from one artist (free choice), cleverly answer these questions.

i tag @blue-diamxnd, @roryomolly, and @lionfluffstuff!!!

Artist I selected: owl city!!!

1) What’s your gender? Galaxies

2) Describe yourself. Rainbow Veins

3) How do you feel? Tidal Wave

4) If you could go anywhere, where would you go? The Real World

5) Favorite mode of transportation? On The Wing

6) Best friend? Honey And The Bee

7) Favorite time of the day? Vanilla Twilight

8) If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? How I Became The Sea

9) What is life to you? Dreams And Disasters

10) Relationship status. If My Heart Was A House

11) Biggest fear. Dental Care

anonymous asked:

the context was you lying about the origin of the cope meme.

jesus fucking christ

1. that post is like months old

2. i have gone through this same bullshit fifty million times: it was a mistake, i did not purposely spread misinformation. that post about drinks was the first place where i saw the phrase being used so i assumed that it was the origin. i apologized for my mistake multiple times and i deleted the post.

aph-id-sg  asked:

13: what would your character die for? (Ehe)

//Her freedom.

14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?

//I don’t think I should be the one to answer this. You guys can be the judge. Thank you, btw. 

34: What is cliche about your character?

//She’s a bundle of sunshine. 

Ugh…

9: How does your character feel about religion?

//She was a devout Catholic, but she’ll be just as devout with any other kind of religion. 

She’s not as devout as she used to, and, I think she’s really more superstitious than religious, tbh.

//OHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON!

You seriously did not ask me this question! I cockblock my own ships. ‘nuff said. 

Besides, I shouldn’t be the one to answer this. How the hell would I know?

2: What is your character’s favorite memory?

//Definitely the declaration of Independence in 1898 would be one of them, but that was very short lived.

I’d sell Phili too, after that little dance number.//bricked

wtf it just hit me how much i actually really frickin miss d&p’s radio shows every sunday like do u all remember us all liveblogging/livetweeting it for 2 hours and BONDING OVER LAME JOKES AND POSTS and us starting inside jokes about dumb things they said/did and then the DAN VS PHILS halfway through and FAN WARS and the FAN VIDEOS and oh my god THE SOMBRERO FRISBEE MEME and the CHART SHOW CHALLENGES and dan and phil messing up buttons always and dan saying really questionable things on INTERNATIONAL RADIO Wow i MISS THE RADIO SHOW A LOT