i did it i used 2 memes in a post

On the origins of the man checking out another woman meme; or, please stop saying it originates from that Instagram post

[Below I will discuss how misinformation about the man checking out another woman meme has spread because of an incorrect suggestion made on a Know Your Meme submission. I will also go into my attempts at tracking down the origin of the meme.]

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Hiei’s not used to eating human food… ❤️ Redraw of that legendary iconic pop team epic comic

ok you know the smh has gotta have a lot of inside jokes but i bet this is even worse with those that live in the haus bc they’re constantly around each other so here are some haus inside jokes & memes with help from @abermb 

  • Ass Discourse
  • ransom said “bilk mag” instead of milk bag once and they’ve all said bilk mag so often they actually say that first instead of milk bag
    • when ransom’s at home he’ll be like “i’m gonna go get a mag of- fuck, a bilk- fuckigngn fuck”
  • “please don’t fuck the geese”
  • asking jack to sign increasingly ridiculous things when some stranger asks him for his autograph (this is a canon thing from the twitter but i can’t find the link)
  • “when my mother breastfed me there was definitely some vodka in there”
    • “vodka. like mother’s milk, only better.”
    • “vodka: kid tested, mother approved.”
  • that time they discovered derek and eric rhyme and wouldn’t shut up about it
    • they still haven’t shut up about it
    • “deric”
  • “lock your door or jack will steal your gold”
  • lardo, the tiny cave gremlin, 
  • “why don’t you go ask the COCKROACHES” 
    • cockroaches is always screamed at full volume, emphasis on the “cock”
  • bitty threatening to climb in the oven if anyone is mean to him
    • “bitty do your homework” “bye y’all time to go live in the oven”
  • (anything): happens (someone): “jack why don’t u take a picture of it”
  • holster settles down to watch one of his shows. someone is already on the couch. the tv is turned to a static channel. “oh, sorry holster,” they say, “guess you’ll have to wait till my show’s over.” they look at the tv and laugh as they eat popcorn. a tear slips down holster’s face.
  • constantly asking if anyone’s fed the cat. they don’t have a cat.
    • jack: “you don’t have a cat” shitty: “i can’t believe u let her die”
  • nursey’s mystical seducing guitar
  • making up bullshit southern sayings and then nudging bitty conspiratorially as if he knows what tf they’re talking about
    • “it’s hotter out here than a cocker spaniel rubbed in oil and stuck in a tree, right bitty?”
    • “that boy bakes more than a zebra in the middle of boston on a november afternoon”
    • bitty: “im climbing in the fuckgin oven” 
  • coming up with a fake teammate and talking about him on social media like he’s a close friend
    • “borky, man, what a guy. that goal, tho!!!!” 
    • “BORKY THE BORKSTER, THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. BEST GUY I KNOW.”
    • chowder: “what”
  • alexei mashkov is 20 puppies in a coat who have managed to infiltrate the sports world 
    • they refer to tater as “them” and jack has no idea why; at first he thinks it’s a gender pronoun thing but then he realizes they’re using the plural they and is even more confused
  • texting bitty that they’re out of butter when 1. he’s already stressed and 2. the fridge is literally full of butter
  • drawing faces on all of the eggs and screaming bloody murder when bitty cracks them
    • dex does this the most
    • “NOOOOOOOOOO I DREW NURSEY’S FACE ON THAT ONE YOU KILLED NURSEY YOU FUCKING MURDERER YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS” “dex pls stop screaming and let me bake in peace”
  • guilting chowder about things he hasn’t done like he’s a dog
    • “you’ve fucking done it now chowder. jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with you, man” “I’M SO SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I’M REALLY SORRY” [bitty voice] “chowder honey you didn’t do anything” “and now bitty’s in on it. incredible. we can’t trust anyone”
  • “nursey’s father will hear about this”
  • several different memes about the size of holster’s head
    • “if the world is destroyed from global warming we can all just move to holster’s head it’s big enough for several million people”
  • always cutting shitty off no matter what he’s talking about with “stop mansplaining”
  • dex has a sound effects app on his phone and plays sounds that do not match the situation at all
    • [bitty drops a spoon] dex: [duck quack]
    • lardo: “i just bombed that test dudes” dex: [airhorn]
  • sharing pictures of frogs to social media and tagging whiskey and tango in them
    • [photoshopped jerseys onto 2 tiny frogs] “good game boys!!! our freshman really did it for us today!!”
  • feel free to add your own memes

✰ — VALENTINE’S DAY SENTENCE STARTERS / MEMES 

* ˙ ˖✶ happy valentine’s day!

it is officially valentine’s day in the uk (which means it’s also my birthday!) so i wanted to make a little v'day sentence starter post! there’s probably a zillion of these floating around but regardless, i hope you enjoy them. i did twenty-one, because that’s the age i’m turning today! please like/reblog!

1. “oh my god… the babysitter just cancelled on us! how are we supposed to go on the date now?”

2. “valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday… it’s so stupid! i hate it.”

3. “who needs a date on valentine’s day when i have you?” 

4. “um… yeah, these are really nice and all, but i’m allergic to roses.”

5. “i didn’t forget that it was valentine’s day! i swear! your present is just… it’s somewhere else.” 

6. “i’m gonna be stuck at work for a little longer… i’m sorry, i know it’s our date tonight…” 

7. “um, i know this is really cliche and all, but it’s valentine’s day and i just wanted to say… i really like you.” 

8. “you can’t seriously be proposing right now? on valentine’s day? couldn’t you have thought of something a little more original than that?”

9. “do you think my secret admirer might finally reveal themselves today?” 

10. “i am not going to be your fake-date to this party.” 

11. “you’re literally the worst when it comes to being romantic.” 

12. “this is the worst valentine’s surprise ever! were you trying to scare me to death?!” 

13. “i love them and all, but their poetry is so bad! they’ve written seven love poems just for today.”

14. “valentine’s day is my favourite holiday! i know it’s lame but i can’t help it. i’m a hopeless romantic. there, i said it.” 

15. “we’re gonna do anti-valentine’s day this year. we’re gonna go out and do all of the least romantic date ideas ever, just to stick it to the man.” 

16. “babe, you know i love you, but… last time you cooked me a meal, i ended up in hospital. can’t we just go out for dinner…?” 

17. “i wish i could do more for you today but i’m really broke…” 

18. “um, i tried to buy some sexy underwear, but i think they sent me the wrong size…” 

19. “oh my– are you proposing?!”

20. “so… can i assume you don’t have a date tonight either?” 

21. “i can’t believe i’m actually at a wedding on valentine’s day. what a lame cliche.” 

crechemaasters  asked:

I just had the most terrifying shower thought imaginable, which is "DID I MISGENDER GALLUS WHEN I REPLIED TO THEIR POST SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT IF I DID SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI-;" I submit my humblest and most groveling apoligies if that is the case.

oh jeez.

1. don’t feel bad I’ve literally never talked about my gender identity except in passing, so how would you know?

2.  I am agender, and use they/them pronouns, but honestly it’s not going to upset me if you use different ones.

3. I have the memory of a goldfish and honestly do not remember if you did or not.  We’re cool.

anonymous asked:

sorry to create discourse(TM), but as an individual with ADHD i would like to input why the "to cope" meme makes me uncomfortable. although it did not originate in an ableist post, and many neurodivergent peoplke have been using it to make fun of ableist scum, it makes me uncomfortable due to its similarity to many of the bullshit attacks made on the ADHD community (and likely others too, but i can't speak for them). (1/2)

(cont’d):

everytime i see it, i feel the same uncomfortable reaction i feel when i see these disgusting attacks. i know this meme is all in good fun, but it does bear a strong resemblance to the ableist dialogue surrounding ADHD. this, for me at least, is what causes discomfort surrounding this meme. anyways, figured i’d give you a perspective from within the ADHD community. I love that this blog can address potentially problematic memes while being respectful and mature. thank you! meme on! (2/2)           

Hello, thank you for your messages! We appreciate that you were willing to share your commentary on the meme. It’s definitely important to acknowledge how certain memes are problematic, and your thoughts on the cope meme are totally valid. Thanks again for sharing.

Send me any MBTI type

and I’ll detail these things:

If I have met anyone of this type:
1. Have I met anyone of this type?
2. Do I have any Tumblr friends/faves of this type?
3. What type of relationship do/did we have, or how well do/did we know each other?
4. First impressions?
5. Positive impressions?
6. Negative impressions?
7. Stuff I’ve always wanted to do with this type?

If I haven’t:
1. Would I want to meet/get to know this type? 
2. General impressions?
3. What do I imagine our relationship would be like? How well would we get along? 
4. Stuff I’ve always wanted to do with this type?

(Based on the lovely isfjwallflower​‘s and entp-ramblings‘s posts here and here ^_^)

Ask Meme Answers:

We made a master post to avoid too much clutter! 

2. Did your life change in a big way in 2016?

Viena: Yeah, I started college and met mod Kitty!

Star: In early January, I adopted my son Cornelius, who is a corn snake. I love him very much and I miss him every day that I’m at school. He really helps me with my anxiety.

Kitty: Yeah, I went through a horrible and traumatizing break up :^)

6. What was your favourite meme of 2016?

Viena, shoving bread sticks into her purse: what memes

Star: Damn Daniel! (I actually used this in a fic and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever now)

Kitty: Ted Cruz is The Zodiac Killer

7. What was the biggest plot twist of 2016?

Viena: Trump won.

Kitty: I lived

Star: An anime about figure skaters changed my life and saved this shitty year.

11. Did you read any good books this past year?

Viena: They weren’t good, but I read the Hush Hush series before school started.

Kitty: I finished the Warrior Series last year! But she’s writing more.

Star: I’m going to go with LivingStone by Maekawa Tomohiro and Kataoka Jinsei (the creator of Deadman Wonderland which is one of my favorite manga)

13. What new experiences did you have in 2016?

Kitty: College became a thing

Star: I was bitten by a black widow and had to go to the ER this summer and I got my first tattoo in April.

Viena: I started college? Haha c:

15. What are your hopes for 2017?

Viena: I wanna get more tattoos and get on the Dean’s List again.

Kitty: Coming out to my parents about my gender and hopefully finding a s/o/

Star: To spread positivity and love! I also want to declare my major (it’s been on my to-do list since November) and go to a march this summer to protest the defunding of AmeriCorps.

16. If you could give your past self any advice for getting through 2016, what would you say?

Viena: Go to the counselor before your breakdown xD

Kitty: It’s not your fault. You didn’t do anything wrong.

Star: It’s okay, just breathe. You don’t have to be perfect all the time.

17. Did you make or break any friendships in this past year?

Kitty: Viena and I became friends! :D

Viena: I made friends with Kitty and stopped talking to a couple people on Facebook.

Star: Well, I thought that I became friends with Kitty but apparently they’re only friends with Viena… lol Anyway: I met some really cool people during the texting game in December so that was really cool! I also cut some toxic people out of my life and reunited with an old friend recently. :D

24. How many people did you kiss this past year?

Kitty: Depends on the type of kiss. Romantically, 1. Platoniclaly, 4!

Viena: Three!

Star: Just one. Unless you want to count family. But yeah, 4 years with the same guy. ^^;

26. Coolest thing that happened to you in 2016?

Viena: I…went to college. Haha. C:

Kitty: I went on my 6th cruise and we went to the Bahama’s! I got to march down Main Street at Wild Kingdom at Disney World with my high school!

Star: I got two tattoos and adopted my snake son. (:

27. Your most embarrassing story of 2016?

Kitty: I walked in on the class before mine because I didn’t realize how early I was lmao

Viena: I almost broke my neck trying to do a somersault :c

Star: I was bitten by a black widow (fun fact: 95% of those bitten don’t die) so the ER doctors prescribed me some really strong drugs for the venom. I was high for an entire week and it was so embarrassing. I honestly would rather lose my arm than go through that nonsense again.

29. Nicest compliment you received in 2016?

Viena: “I don’t know who you are but I REALLY like your boots, like damn.”

Kitty: “I love your hair!” ha, take that mom.

Star: We get a lot of “I really like your blog” and “I love reading your posts” asks and that always makes me so happy! I screenshot and save a lot of the messages we get and they never fail to make me smile. I love you guys. (:

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Your Sim is aging Meme

Our sims are here for quite some time! They are getting older. Show us how. This is a new meme, I start after wonderful @andantezen presented his character through different ages.

Just show pictures of your sims at different ages and maybe talk a bit about the things you did to make them look older.

Jaime Lannister

1) Jaime at the age of 8. I just think that his long golden hair is still adorable.

2) Jaime at the age of 17. I just added longer and fancier hair like that of a lion. That is my usual method when aging a sim down.

3) Jaime with 32 years. This is the age you will see him in most of my posts. His hair is neatly trimmed and he keeps a very short beard.

4) Jaime at 33 but after some months on the battle field and in the enemy’s dungeons. His hair grew longer again and he wasn’t able to shave. I think he looks quite intriguing that way. Those scars will all heal but he lost his swordhand which I couldn’t portray here. He grew more serious. 


I tag @treason-and-plot @lifeasasim @danjaley @declarations-of-drama and @sillylittlesimblr!!!! I think you have some sims you could show for that meme. Do it if you like!

                layla here! recently just got back into the rp groove and noticed
                a good portion of my mutuals are inactive, so i wanna branch
                out again and make some new friends!!!

do u like cupcakes? do u like big soft squishy girls? well ur in luck! sam’s a tol squishy soft girl who loves cupcakes as much as she does making them!! she works at a bakery & goes to culinary school & will fill ur tummy with love & sweets!!! actual Scaredy Cat™ who prolly cries a little too easily and unironically uses “:3c”. too pure to know what most memes mean but is glad ur having fun!!! 

hit that FOLLOW / LIKE for if ur interested in interacting w/ ur Local Teddy-Bear today :^)

I’ve never watched big brother so I don’t know why I turned it on today but I’m glad I did because one of the contestants, Cody, WAS THE COWBOY I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH! Two semesters ago I used to post all these running jokes about the cowboy in my class and he was a literal walking meme and a constant subject to talk about for 2 semesters with the same professor. Y'all. The Cowboy is on big brother. Strap in for a wild ride

Okay so it has come to my attention that many people do not know about what is in my opinion the best event to ever occur in the entirety of the Cesspool that was Early Dangan Ronpa Fandom

Most people can recall the more horrific elements of those days, ie terrible discourse powerpoints. However, very few of my friends have displayed prior knowledge of the one redeeming light at the end of the tunnel

I speak, of course, of the Junkos Meme

It’s not surprising that this meme has been buried and lost to the majority, as it is hidden in the massive amount of commentary on the original SA LP for Dangan Ronpa, and most people prefer to read the actual content of the LP rather than sift through every single comment that follows. In addition, once the forums were moved to the archive, I’m pretty sure all of the comments were lost, unless some dedicated soul has saved them all from the ravages of time.

In any case, I read every single post due to three factors:

  • I love people and communities with all of my heart and nothing brings me more satisfaction than tracking patterns in their behaviour. I ocassionally sift through entire fanfic archives to take a census on reoccuring trends in fic content over time. I’m in deep
  • I thrive off of seeing other people react to things I like
  • I am a shitfuckign memer and want to see whatever Fresh New Memes roll in

This meant that i carefully read through each and every forum post on that LP until i reached the very last installment at the time (as an aside, this led to me learning about the existence of Ghost Trick, Touhou, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, and Agatha Christie). 

The greatest discovery by far was that of the Junkos Meme

You see, the very first time the cast of dangan ronpa was introduced, someone innocuously posted something along the lines of “I don’t trust the smiley girl with the pigtails.” I can no longer access the original comments to check the exact phrasing, but I think it had something to do with her smile.  

In any case, from there on every time something suspicious happened, at least one person would pipe up with a jocular, “junko’s at it again” or somethign of the sort

This only increased after Mukuro-as-Junko’s death. The joke was that it was so implausible, so ridiculous to blame everything on Junko that it was akin to claiming aliens had abducted one’s hamburger. It was the forum’s pet Eridan-is-an-allegory-for-the-obama-administration theory, the funny kind of idea that couldn’t have any credibility whatsoever.

Then people started puling pieces together. They made long speculation posts, quoting dialogue and images. Junkos wasn’t looking so silly anymore. Still, no one took it seriously, and the meme was used ever more frequently. Pictures of Yasuhiro modeled after the screencap stating, “I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens”  were edited to say  the same phrase with Junkos in place of “aliens”

However, as previously stated, Something Awful hates memes, the translator and poster of the LP hated memes, and a large percentage of the people with banning powers Hated Memes. Junkos was banned shortly before the final installments of the LP.

Which, in hindsight, is perhaps the most hilarious thing of all. 

Wait, no, I changed my mind. The most hilarious part is that Junkos was also banned in the SDR2 LP thread, and yet the end of the game did not only reveal that yet Again it was Junkos but it also had the potential to be Seven Billion Junkos

Tl;dr memes are a powerful force and can tell us much about how we interpret and react to standard tropes and subversions of them. also i love them.

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: recently dan howell has been making open remarks about who he finds attractive, and his interests in BDSM and whilst these subjects are presented in a somewhat comedic light and could easily be taken for jokes or simple light-hearted irony, it is extremely easy to see that if this were the case he would not be bringing them up so often or, rather, with such personal need to express the fact that he posses interest in such matters. either way, it is so wonderful to see that he finally feels comfortable enough to express himself and his passions like this, regardless of whatever manner he chooses to express them, and i hope we can all remain optimistic and polite while watching him unfold and become more comfortable with himself and with us (:
  • what she really means: viva kinky howell 2k16 lmao

@estebaguette tagged me thank youuuuuuuu!

Nickname: sam or sammy

Gender: female and dead inside

Star sign: Aquarius

Height: 170cm = 5′7

Birthday: 30th January

Favourite Bands: AC/DC, The Who, Gorillaz, P!atd, One Republic, Linkin Park 

Favourite solo artist: Booba, Eminem, Usher, Frank Sinatra

Song stuck in my head: Beautiful Trauma by P!nk. that’s such a LIT song check it out !!

Last movie I watched: I’m rewatching In Bruges rn bc Colin Farrell 

Last show I watched: b99

When did I start this blog: oh gosh, like 5 or 6 years ago? have been really using it now for almost 2 years i think

What do I post: Marvel especially Tony and Valkyrie and Black Panther stuff, formula one especially Lewis My Husband Hamilton, shitposts, memes n sometimes other movies/tv shows and the occasional football post

Other blogs: my poetry sideblog @radiantdreamz . moved my travel blog to insta (@samanthascosmos !!!)

Do I get asks: from time to time and i cherish every single one of them <33

Followers: 729

Following: too many. 716. i really REALLY need to clean house

Average sleep: dont know, 6 or 8? sometimes only 2, sometimes 14

Lucky number: 13

Dream Job: writer or mayyyyyybe working in research if i get my shit together

Food: Milchschnitte (google it, it’s german, its fucking amazing.)

Last book I read: a Nietzsche biography :D i love my boy so much

What I’m wearing: a pink tanktop and sweatpants

Favorite Fandoms: marvel!!! motorsports. STAR TREK

im sorry im so bad at tagging maybe @sainzjrs @softbottas @crazyneoncupcake @brethewriter @fzhabsburg @andiib24 @pauldepleur @godbastian if you wanna :) <3

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Young Justice: One Gifset Per Episode:
Season Two, Episode Eighteen: Intervention

Tagged

I got tagged
I was tagged by: @saberlicious

Name/nickname: [REDACTED] Meezy
Gender: male
Star sign: Leo
Height: 5'11′’
Hogwarts House: I don’t read that shit
Favourite animal: Giant Squid
Hours of sleep: 5-7 hours
Dogs or cats: can’t decide
Number of blankets: one
Dream trip: Japan
Dream job: Art assistant to a major profile artist
Time: 2:03 pm
Birthday: August 12th
Favorite Bands: don’t wanna name em all
Song Stuck In My Head: Mike Will Made It- Drinks on us
Last Movie I Watched: Jackie Brown
Last Show I Watched: The Dad of Light Project
When Did I Create My Blog: 2012
What Do I Post/Reblog: Anime, Toku, video games, memes, bullshit
Last Thing I Googled: Gal Gohan
Other Blogs:  :3
Do I Get Asks: Not really, but I love when I do get them
Why I Choose My URL: Meezy is taken by some defunct account
Following:  273
Followers: 1260
Lucky Number: 7
Favorite Instrument: Trumpet / Keyboard
What Am I Wearing: My “ ” death shirt 
Favorite Food: Asian food
Nationality: Mexican American
Favorite Song: Can’t decide 
Last Book Read: Dont’ really read books
Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Join: 

Destiny Universe / Kamen Rider Universe / Monster hunter universe

I tag: @tsunderestimated @our-lord-and-savior-hachikuji @sylveonesque @alberttokustar @mega-tsuna @w-rider @kamenhusband @syrinfin

Get To Know Me

 I was tagged by the lovely @serendipityars, tysm!!

Rules: Answer the 30 questions and then tag 20 people

  1. Nicknames: I refer to as “Melli” here but Tina is fine as well
  2. Gender: Female
  3. Star Sign: Saggitarius
  4. Height: 4′11 I know i’m short
  5. Time: 7:50 p.m
  6. Birthday: December 12th
  7. Favorite Bands: Kard, Bts, Exo, Red Velvet, Day6
  8. Favorite Solo Artists: Lauv, Ailee
  9. Song Stuck in My Head: Exid - DDD
  10. Last Movie I Watched: Wonder Woman
  11. Last Show I Watched: Rick & Morty
  12. When did I create my blog: A year, almost 2 years actually in January
  13. What do I post: I used to post memes, but nowadays I just reblog stuff
  14. Last thing googled: animal crossing pocket camp
  15. Do you have other blogs?: Yep, I’m not active on there though @mellitae
  16. Do you get asks: barely, never got asks before until these past few months
  17. Why did you choose your url: I don’t even know, I just combined ‘Rila’ from “Rilakkuma” and ‘kookie’ from “jungkook” then added the x. I know, cringey
  18. Following: 95
  19. Followers: 168, idk why people are still following me, i’m an uncreative piece of trash huehue
  20. Favorite colors: blue and gray
  21. Average hours of sleep: 3-8
  22. Lucky number: Idk 4 or 3
  23. Instruments: flute and violin
  24. What am I wearing: blue loose short sleeved shirt and gray sweatpants, very comfortable
  25. How many blankets I sleep with: 2, it gets super cold at night ajsjs
  26. Dream Job: photographer/artist, maybe something in music
  27. Dream Trip: Really interested in Italy and Thailand
  28. Favorite food: egg rolls, pasta
  29. Nationality: American; Ethnicity: Cambodian + Thai
  30. Favorite Song Right Now: Kard - You In Me

I tag @chickenlova17 @jaeshope @lemigliacci @taelaev @avocadi @nikkutz and everyone else who wants to do it, i’m too tired to tag 14 more people adjsjs. Feel free to not do it if you don’t want to!