i did a lot of drooling

knifedadsgaydaught3er  asked:

can we talk about the brothers nicknames for each other? like their so cute. idk where theyre from but like! Justin is Juice, Travis is Scraps and Griffin is Ditto right?

The nicknames are great! There was an article about them really recently that mentioned as a part of their appeal the fact that the nature of their relationship means that they go even beyond the feeling that your listening to some good friends talk to the feeling that you’re there with a loving and hilarious family, and when they use their family nicknames it definitely accentuates that.

They mentioned at one point that they came from their dad. Juice was because Justin drooled a lot, Scraps was because Travis was as tough as scrap iron, and Ditto was because Griffin looked like Ditto from Hi & Lois. I feel like they talked about this in a podcast at some point, but I know that it comes up in the AMA Justin and Travis did (https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2jjhc2/we_are_justin_and_travis_mcelroy_of_the_podcast/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list)

Thoughts while watching Descendants
  • Beast that wasn’t that funny
  • Aww you go Ben
  • Okay what Maleficent do that was so bad? Why is she the worst?
  • Ben’s kinda cute now that I look at him properly
  • Wasn’t aware this was a musical but damn is this song catchy af
  • Oh shit dancing too okay
  • Wtf is Maleficent doing to Mal? What’s up with the glowing eyes?
  • Aw Evie is pronounced just like my nickname
  • Awww Jaylos fighting over candy
  • Fucking Carlos
  • Okay Jay that was kind of smooth. I’m kind of drooling. Just kind of.
  • I don’t like Audrey already. How dare she talk down to bby Evie.
  • Awaha Carloosss that was so cute
  • Okay Ben you’re a lot funnier than your dad
  • Kay Evie get you some guuurrrl
  • Mal you adorable puppy stop
  • Jay how did you not see the damn force field? Did you honestly think it’d be that easy to steal the wand?
  • Huh I didn’t expect Carlos to know how to do that
  • Aw Ben you little sweetheart
  • Evie you sneaky little shit
  • Chad careful you might catch flies in your mouth
  • Fucking Chad you asshat
  • Jane pls don’t be a follower
  • Lonnie you sweet sweet ignorant girl. Their parents are some of the worst people and you really think they took the time to do things like that for them
  • MY POOR BABIES NO
  • I really really don’t like Audrey
  • Ben you idiot
  • Oh my god ben you idiot
  • Aw Jay you supportive lil boyfriend
  • Jay and Carlos make such a good team on the field
  • BENM YU IDIOT
  • Malvie feels man
  • Doug you little sweetiepie!!!!!!!!!
  • Their parents are so fucked up like they don’t realize how much damage they’ve caused
  • Ben you dork
  • YOU GO CARLOS YOU LOVE THAT DOG
  • Belle. Beast. Please. Stop.
  • HOLLY SHIT THERE’S A GIRL IN A WHEELCHAIR YEEESSSS
  • OKAY GRAMMY CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND LEAVE MY BABY MAL ALONE
  • FUCK YOU CHAD
  • Awe Jay defended Evie
  • Honestly fuck Beast
  • JANE YOU FUCKING BITCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU LEAVE MAL ALONE YOU FAKE LITTLE BITCH
  • AND FUCK AUDREY TOO JEALOUSY AIN’T A GOOD LOOK H O N E Y
  • Ben the real mvp
  • JANE WTF
  • Ben you cinnamon roll
  • Aw Mal you little sentimental strawberry
  • YAS MAL FUCK IT UUUPPPP
  • Damn get it Doug
  • I wasn’t supposed to love this movie as much as I do

The Answer

By the flat window, Sherlock had been playing his violin while contemplating on his case for hours. Molly had napped in his armchair with the baby Watson, sleeping peacefully on her chest. The consulting detective finally put down the instrument and turned his attention to his favorite girls. He leaned down and fondly watched both Molly and his beautiful goddaughter sleeping. He gently caressed the baby girl’s cheek with his fingers and secretly placed a loving kiss on Molly’s forehead.

Molly: (Opened her eyes) Hmm? Sherlock?

Sherlock: (Smirked) You drooled on my armchair, Molly.

Molly: I did not! (wiped the corner of her mouth) Oh…I did, (simpered) sorry. What time is it?

Sherlock: Almost ten…

Molly: (Patted the baby’s back gently) That late already?

Sherlock: Yes…

Molly: Have you finished with your thinking?

Sherlock: (nodded) There will be a lot of leg works tomorrow but I have solved it in my head already…(grinned warmly) Thanks to you.

Molly: Me? I didn’t do anything except drooling on your chair, Sherlock.

Sherlock: (Tapped his temple) In here, you certainly did more than that, Molly.

Molly: You mean…I was there, in your mind palace?

Sherlock: Of course. You are always there…you are my conscious and my constant in the equation.

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Sherlock, in his T-Shirt and pajamas pants, carried the joyful baby Watson out from his bedroom to the living area. Mary and John Watson greeted him with the warmest smiles. After two days and one night together, the genius detective had to reluctantly hand John back his baby girl.

John: (Kissed the baby’s cheek) Looks like someone is having a lot of fun here. Thanks for taking care of her, Sherlock. I didn’t expect you to be this great at babysitting, mate.

Sherlock: (Smugly) I learned a lot of tactics from the best. Have I ever told you about the prince’s babysitters case?

Mary: Fibbing, Sherlock, fibbing…Where is Molly?

John: Molly? Is she here?

Mary: (Rolled her eyes) Of course, John. Our daughter is nicely cleaned, so happy and very well fed. Molly is most definitely here.

John: Sherlock??

Sherlock: Well…She is resting in the bedroom. We had a tough night.

John: (Grinned broadly) So you and Molly are at the ‘we’ state now?

Mary caught a glimpse of a thin silver chain necklace with an engagement ring around Sherlock’s neck. She quickly connected the dots.

Mary: I suppose the ‘we’ state might be a little inaccurate here, John. They are more of ‘considering the exchange of rings’ state, am I right, Sherlock?

John: Really?!! How could you possibly know all that, Mary?

Sherlock: Because your wife observes, Jawn….

Sherlock toyed with the ring on his chain necklace.

Sherlock: (To Mary) You are not completely right though; Molly is the one considering. I have proposed and now am waiting for her answer.

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My little one shot, written to celebrate the baby Watson and the coming of S4.

Take care!

Nuchamae

i can’t get over obi-wan just showing up on tatooine with baby luke though. HOW DID HE EXPLAIN TO OWEN AND BERU WHAT HAPPENED TO ANAKIN AND PADME???

like, “hey i’m ben kenobi, i was anakin’s jedi master. as of a couple of hours ago, a lot of shit went down… i cut off his arm and legs and now he is the most evil sith lord in the galaxy. oh – and he was secretly married and she just gave birth. now we’re in exile together!” luke starts to drool on his robes. “oh, and this miniature youngling’s name is luke. anakin doesn’t know he is alive though, so he’ll probably end up being a threat in the future… i know you only knew your stepbrother for about a day or two, but anyway, could you take care of him for me and my short green master yoda?”

and after obi-wan leaves, uncle owen has a mental breakdown.

“WE’RE NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE THIS PLANET AND HE WILL NEVER BECOME A JEDI OH MY GOD….”

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Tuesday crazies are out in full force! What the hell happened? I went to bed last night and we had all said our peace and made peace and were basking in the glow of amazing pictures! It turned out to be a great day with lots of great stuff including photos, interviews, periscopes, a closer look at Med (did I mention yesterday how freaking excited I am!!) and most importantly: the renewal of two awesome shows that none of us want to live without… (And adding a third to that in a week baby!) We get another season to laugh, cry, complain and celebrate together. Oh and most importantly drool over these amazing men (and all the other amazing men/women on these shows not playing favourites here) Come on peeps, quiet the negative anons that like to divide us. We have lots to come together over!!!

But did Tom Riddle try to create a lot of anagrams before he eventually came up with Lord Voldemort? Like, he could just as well have been Lord Dolt Mover. I mean “I Am Lord Voldemort”, yeah yeah, but what about Dammit Overlord Lo, Rad Voldemort Limo, Armored Doll Vomit, Dammit Drool Lover? Why he gotta be so boring, these are great he could’ve been Immortal Dove Lord but he settled for I am Lord Voldemort, lame 

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For as much as Tumblr loves this movie, it sure did miss the point.

Every day on here I see people drooling for a target, someone they can spew their hate at. “This person deserves to die, they should be burned alive, I want them to lose everything.” Because it’s a lot easier to look at the world like there’s a bad guy. Someone you can project all your anger onto. Someone you can hurt and not feel guilty about hurting.

I don’t understand at all why the fandom impression of Undertaker is that he’s got a mental illness. Nothing he has ever done is any kind of an indicator?

It’s certain that Ciel has PTSD, I don’t know what was wrong with Madam Red or Alois but there was something there too, and I’m not even going to start on Grell, but Undertaker…

Undertaker is just morally off key. He’s too smart for his own good, coupled with an intense, macabre curiosity. That’s all. Like it takes a lot to set a band of zombies on a cruise liner, but he didn’t do that because he’s mentally unwell. He did it because he was curious and doesn’t give a fuck. There’s a difference. The drooling, goofy old man persona is an act, too, and even if it wasn’t that’s not ‘crazy’, that’s just 'weird’.

And why should he care about human lives? He’s a shinigami. An immortal god of death. Mortals mean less than a pittance to him. He’s the scientist, the humans are the lab rats. Is it morally sound? Probably not. Was it justified? Probably not. Is it an act of insanity? Of course not.

He is sane and he is nasty. Stop reducing him to a one dimensional stereotype or downplaying his motives.