i decided to do 4 instead of 6


Balding Victor VictuuriWeek Comic #1

Day 1: Surprises(Victor)

So @hasuyawwn and I talk a lot about how Victor is going bald, and since I figured that I wouldn’t be able to pop out a new piece of art for each day of VictuuriWeek, I decided to do a series of derpy comics instead. :^)

Day 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

How to get the most out of life

1. See each day as a fresh start and a new beginning.

2. Don’t be a copy of anybody else – enjoy discovering and being your true self.

3. Be proactive, take control and look for opportunities. You’ve only got one life so make sure you stay in control.

4. Don’t focus on the obstacles or things you cannot change. Just ask yourself “What next? or else “What can I do instead?”

5. Appreciate your limits and then set clear boundaries. You need to care for yourself to be the best “you” you can be.

6. Decide on your values and what matters most to you. Then live in a way that’s consistent with those values.

7. Don’t put life on hold as the months turn into years … and there’s always the chance that some important doors will close.

8. Set goals for yourself – then plan the steps to take you there.

9. Learn from other people that you value as role models – but ignore the naysayers and the hypercritical.

10. Let go of the past, and old hurts and grievances. Don’t be afraid to ask for help, or to see a counsellor.

yesterday I was teaching ballet to 4-6 year old girls and we were all sitting in a circle stretching. I’ve been taught to ask them about butterflies and princesses, but this time I decided to change it up a little. we always do a pose that we call “superman” but I decided to say superhero instead and asked them if they liked superheroes. they immediately responded screaming yes. and when we went around the circle saying our favorite superheroes, wonder woman was definitely a favorite.

this is why we need more female superhero movies.

Suomi - Langblr Accent Tag

I’ve decided to do the Langblr Accent Tag in Finnish (idea: @languageoclock). I’ve been preparing for posting it here for a long time :P 
Yes, I said Hoi instead of Hei at the beginning…never study Dutch right before recording in Finnish. I was so nervous while doing it haha, I’m so sorry for all the mistakes that appeared here

1. what’s your name?
2. how old are you?
3. where are you from?
4. what is/are your native language(s)?
5. when and why did you start learning start learning your target language?
6. have you ever been to a country where your target language is spoken?
7. have you ever been mistaken for a native speaker of your target language?
8. whats your favourite word in your target language?
9. what is in your opinion the most difficult word to pronounce in your target language?
10. do a tongue twister in your target language.

pbjlox  asked:

If it's ok to ask, how do you draw hair? I've always wanted to draw hair that detailed but I can never do it right

Hey! I’m not very good at explaining how I draw but I tried my best

First is figuring out hair shape. I do it this way

1. Block out head shape. You get the most realistic shape by knowing what is underneath.

2. Draw the hairline. This is where the hair starts to grow.

3. Pick an origin spot. Hair pushed back? I use the hairline. Hair down can come from a point or a part, decide that.

4. Draw some lines radiating from the origin spot. Remember the head is round so you want to show it curving around!

5. Adding body - instead of drawing every single strand of hair, plan several chunks of hair.

6. Make sure they interact with each other to give depth, some chunks falling behind others.

7. Long confident strokes are going to be your best friend with hair. Try to always have lines that start and end intentionally - no x tips, just erase it so that the strand eases to a fine tip!

8. Add shading to the blocked out sections of hair before adding accent strays. I especially love black shadows and then use a smaller brush with white to add those flowy strays.

I hope this helps some? As always, practice and looking at real life hair are the best bets to success! Good luck!

T Minus Eight Hours

Tomorrow is my Day One of Finding Pax, but I’m signing off at 6PM EDT (GMT-4) tonight.  I don’t think I’m going to get to many of the AO3 comments but I want to say thank you SO much for your support.  I have been flooded with so many well wishes.  I’m touched so many of you have reached out and told me you’d be waiting for my return.  I’ve NEVER felt more loved in my life.  Well…except from Grandma Sugar but hey, you’re close! ;)

Some of you have asked what I’m going to do during the thirty days.  Here’s my plan so far:

1) Spend this weekend just chilling. Playing Dragon Age Inquisition, crocheting, trying to not rip my hair out with my anxiety levels through the rough.
2) I’m going to take Diva Puppy Boy for a walk every morning the weather is nice.  It gets me out doing something healthy, puppy gets a walk and I can catch Pokemon.  I’m a multi-tasker.
3) Might plant some flowers in my yard.  Haven’t decided.
4) Read my book on ‘The Roman Republic and Empire” to get some info for a little series I’d been planning to write called Triumvirate Chronicles.  I’m going to write down some thoughts I have for this one as well as it’s going to be a HUGE series.  Yes, I’m writing it under Bernard Jenkins.
5) Go to intensive CPT therapy three days a week.  My insurance is still being a bitch, but my psychologist is giving me a break so instead of half my monthly salary I’ll only be paying a third!  I can do that.
6) Write.  I have to write or I’ll go crazy.  Nice thing is I can do it on my time and just stow the files away.
7) Edit and compile Volume 2 of MbA for my site and Amazon (modified version).  All work won’t end, but I won’t feel rushed.
8) Play more video games.
9) Possibly wrap up a few fic series.  That would be nice :)  
10) Most importantly, just take each day as it comes.

I’m sure I’ll fill in the days a little more, but that’s it so far.

I love you guys, so very much.


Do No Harm - Chapter 9

I will abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm

Wanna read previous chapters?: Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4, Ch. 5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8

6866 Words

Read it on AO3!

Angela thought about putting up a fight when the other doctors shooed her out of the room, but she instead decided that wouldn’t get her anywhere positive. She would be gracious in her success. She could be.

Besides, Amélie was a bit too out of it to want to talk to her much. She spent a lot of time staring at her hands and offering brief answers to the long questions she was being asked.

So when a parade of more doctors came in, followed by a team of lawyers, Angela was content to leave the crowded room. She allowed herself one little glance back, and could swear she saw those golden eyes lift from examining cyanotic skin to follow her to the door.

Angela could hold on to that a while. She could wait. She could.

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TalesFromYourServer: My golden shower

I work in a pretty busy restaurant, fridays and saturdays super busy. On average we have 250 guests for dinner on these days, which means packed till close.

Every waiter gets his/her own area assigned at the beginning of their shift, one of these is a lot bigger than the others though, so usually there’s 2 waiters doing that area instead of one.

We were understaffed on a saturdaynight, and my manager decided to put me in said area by myself, as the others couldn’t handle it. Which has happened before, and it’s usually not a big deal.

There’s two round tables in this area, one with 6 and one with 4 seats, both tables had families on them. (Mom/dad/young kids)

As the evening goes on, and the restaurant gets busier, so does my area. So my service slowed down a bit and the tables had to wait for their food longer, I apologized and explained at every table and they understood and told me not to worry about it..

Except for the father on the round table with 4 seats, whom had been drinking quite a bit already and was obviously buzzed, he started getting angrier everytime I walked past.

At a given point, when said table was waiting for dessert, appareantly the father thought it would be a good idea to stand up and pour his full glass of beer all over me. As I was serving the food to the family at the round table next to them. (I dropped a plate too because of this, fuck)

At this point I had no idea what just happened, I guess I went into a state of “whatthefuckisgoingonrightnow”, so I didn’t know how to respond.

Luckily for me, one of the bartenders saw this happening and stormed towards the guy at the speed of lightning to kick him out, almost literally.

The only positive thing that came from this was that all the other tables felt so bad for me they didn’t mind about ticket times at all anymore

By: Kwintennn

anonymous asked:

This is kind of a fuck supervisors? So I was training to be a lifeguard this week (4/17), and I knew how to do this rescue, but I couldn't find the guard tube, causing me to half-drown myself and still fail. I redid it like five times and got super angry at myself, and my instructor just decided to be such a dick about it instead of being helpful. He later decided that the class of 6(!!) trainees was stressful and chewed some tobacco to calm himself later and I'm p sure it was because of me :/

Fight for my way 5-10

Instead of doing the 4 ep recap like normal, I decided to just catch up completely (more like I couldn’t make myself stop to write my commentary lmao), and it was an eventful 6 episodes.

Ae Ra and Dong Man took the front of these episodes, and my attention. Something I really love about this relationship is how honest it is. There wasn’t the drama, the ten episodes of mutual pining leading up to a big reveal. There was Dong Man realizing he liked Ae Ra and almost immediately going for it. And after a single rebuff, Ae Ra did almost the same thing. The intimacy and familiarity of friends to lovers is there without any of the frustrating hesitation for the sake of their friendship. And even at that, I think the only thing holding Ae Ra back was her thinking Dong Man wasn’t over Hye Ran, but again instead of the wistful nostalgia for better times I was expecting from Dong Man, he rejected her swiftly and completely (taken notes Joo Man). There is something so refreshing about them, even though this show has a mess of cliches, and I’m loving it.

I said previously that I was really enjoying Joo Man and Sul Hee’s arc. That has really gone sour in the past 2 or 3 episodes. As @lavenderbyun and I discussed, Joo Man has gone from clueless to outrightly manipulative and I don’t like it. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I bought that maybe he didn’t see Ye Jin’s feeling because he was completely committed to Sul Hee. I bought that he was waiting for more financial security to marry Sul Hee. I bought his act up to a point, and now I’m done. When someone kisses you, drunk dials you, and confesses her feelings multiple times when you’re in a committed relationship, you need to do something about it. The proposal wasn’t romantic, it was manipulating Sul Hee into staying even though she’s being mistreated. As much as I dislike Ye Jin (don’t try and get people to break up with their long term partners please), she’s being led on. Even if Joo Man had no intention of being with her, by not rejecting her he’s giving her hope and fuel to then go and also mistreat Sul Hee which is annoying to watch to say the least.

Another thing this show is doing really well is concluding plot lines logically and quickly so there isn’t too much going on (the opposite of suspicious partner tbh). Moo Bin is gone and he shows no sign of ever returning. Another thing that is taking the backseat now is Dong Man’s fighting, which also makes me happy. Other than how it relates to Ae Ra, I do not give a shit about Dong Man’s martial arts career.

What I am loving is Ae Ra’s career struggles. It has really been hitting an emotional point in me recently, especially the scene were Ae Ra talked about how she couldn’t volunteer or go abroad (like her well off competitors) because she had to make money. But by far, the best scene of these episodes for me was Ae Ra’s father continuing to believe in her despite every setback. That kind of parental support or rare and something I thoroughly enjoyed watching.

With Ae Ra and Dong Man’s relationship entering new territory, I’m excited for next week to see how this new ground will be navigated.

Dating Grayson Would Include:

1) Sunset watching

2) “Hey pack an overnight bag I’ll be over in ten.”

3) Him making a love video instead of a love letter bc his love letter had too many spelling errors

4) you proof reading his tweets before he tweets them


6) having a tickle fight to solve everything

7) legit you two would probably decide where to eat by having a tickle war and the winner chooses

8) having lame freestyles in oversized hoodies at 2am in the morning when you can’t sleep

9) Lip sync battles in your kitchen early Saturday mornings

10) “What would I do without you Y/n?”

11) high key pda

12) “Dammit y/n the things you do to me.”

13) kissing you in front of his friends because he’s glad to show off what you allow to be his

My Home - Chapter 1 - Jacob Frye x Reader

Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7

A/N: Anonymous requested a story about older Jacob having to rescue the reader from Jack the Ripper. Me, being my over-the-top self, decided to turn this into multiple chapters instead of a one shot. I also received a request to use a certain quote and I feel that it fits with this story so it will be included in either the next chapter or the one after that.

Basically what I wanted to do was find a way to make things a bit more dramatic when he rescues you so it starts off with your relationship with young Jacob. He gets two or three strikes and this chapter is sort of strike one. He messes up and gets you upset and has to find a way to make things right. The next one or two chapters will be strikes and eventually…well, you know. This is working up to the rescue so don’t worry, older Jacob will be in here…I just like extra angst and making people (and myself) suffer.

WORDS: 1378
WARNINGS: None really…just angst

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Decided I was gonna do all these in one post instead of all four asks individually

  • Anonymous said: 5, 9, 16, 30,51, 95 ramble for me my angel of music
  • Anonymous said: 34,46,51,55
  • @sir-chesnaught said: 4, 6, 19, 83 😎
  • @primrosethemeowth said: 1, 10, 16, 65, 97 ^^

5: Snivy, Tepig, or Oshawott?

I love all of them honestly… but I’m gonna go with Snivy because he was my starter in my first gen 5 game. Also I have a little snivy figurine hanging on my wall. Well, he’s hanging off of a necklace that’s hanging off my shelves but it’s right next to my wall so I’m counting it.

9: Flareon, Jolteon, or Vaporeon?

Hmm… alright this is a toss-up again. But honestly, Go has made me a little bitter to Vaporeon because of how overpowered they are. And common. Evolving your Eevee in Go, basically you’re undoubtedly gonna get a Vaporeon unless you’re using the name trick, and that only works once, so… anyway, Flareon looks the fluffiest and doesn’t get a lot of love, so I’ll go with it. Fun fact, for a while I was gonna use it as my pokesona, but this was back when I was like 14 so. Amazing, right? Nowadays I have this ursa… which honestly i didn’t pick so much as people assumed it of me cause my regular fursona’s a bear but yeah whatever anyway

Already did 16

30: Zubat, Woobat, or Noibat?

Zubat are absolutely adorable, but I’m going with Noisebat.

51: Ampharos or Luxray?

Luxray. Luuuxray. Big electric kitty. He’s adorable. And, honestly, powerful as hell too. But mostly cute! Used one in my first gen 4 playthrough. I also still have Jinx’s one I got through Wonder Trade named Socks and I love him.

95: Lance, Steven, Cynthia, Alder, or Diantha?

Can I go with Wallace on this? I just love his style so much. I even remember changing his title in my romhack, so he was “The Great Wallace” instead of just “Champion Wallace.” (That said, I changed a lot of titles, so.) I like him a lot more than the rest anyway. Lance was kinda bland, honestly. Steven, I have personal reasons to dislike. Cynthia was cool but it was clear someone in Game Freak had a huge hard on for her because she appeared in so many games in a row like… nobody else has gotten that treatment. Alder and Iris were also blandish but I blame BW’s mediocre localization/translation for that. And Diantha? Alright I take back everything I said about the other three being bland because holy shit Diantha was an absolute wasted opportunity. She could have been so cool. Instead she got like … a total of three appearances and six lines of dialog.

34: Gyarados or Milotic?

Gyarados. Mostly because I like Magikarp more. Always have. I’m glad they got a surge of popularity recently. Anyway, despite that, I’m 100% disappointed Milotic didn’t get a Mega. It should.

46: Tyrannitar, Flygon, or Salamence?

Salamence. I love Salamence. I don’t talk about ‘em a lot, but really, they’re in my top favorites. Especially since I headcanon them being only the size of a large dog. Y'see, their height is listed as 4'11" but it never explained how it was measured. Was it measured feet to shoulder? Wingspan? Snout to tail? Never explained. So depending on how that measurement is taken, they really could be the size of a large dog. And the games aren’t really any help since Pokemon aren’t always to scale. Anyway. Just imagine Salamence acting like a dog. You’ll grow to love it too.

Already did 51.

55: Gardevior or Gothitelle?

Gardevior tbh. I don’t really have much of a reason. Lame, I know, but.

Already did 4.

6: Chespin, Fennekin, or Froakie?

Chespin! They’re li'l cuties that grow into huge big cuties! With shields! And it has an equally cool shiny, too. I’ll admit I’m disappointed by the other two’s shiny forms. (You know that black variant for Greninja in Smash? Yeah. That shoulda been its shiny form, with the cream belly instead of all black.) Anyway, Chespin kinda comes out of left field because a lot of my choices for starters are the ones I picked the first time I played those games, but I actually picked Froakie the first time I played gen 6… but somehow Chesnaught wiggled his way up to my favorites so.

19: Nidoking or Nidoqueen?

Nidoking. Firstly, he’s good competitively - scarily so. People rarely ever expect him… but BAM. Also, I hold a dumb grudge against Nidoqueen thanks to Mystery Dungeon. I kept running into horrible ones in one dungeon or another that repeatedly knocked me out with earthquake and it pissed me off.

83: Fairy or Dragon?

hmm. uh… hm. I kinda like dragon better, but I think there’s more fairy types in my favorites than dragons…

1: Bulbasaur, Charamander, or Squirtle?

ALL THREE. ALL OF THEM. GIVE THEM TO ME. I love them all equally. But I did pick Charmander first in Red, Fire Red, and Y… (Bulbasaur in Go, though.)

10: Umbreon or Espeon?

uhh uhh uuuuhh… both. i love them both. and for a very good reason - Colosseum. That said a while ago i made an ask meme like, “which eeveelution do i remind you of?” and a lot of people said umbreon. so i guess there’s that.

Already did 16. Gosh y'all making me want to use a politoed really bad. Maybe I’ll force one into that HG game I’m… kinda currently playing. (I started it back like, last June, been playing it every now and then…)

65: Lugia or Ho-Oh?

Ho-oh is a gay icon but I’m gonna go with sea dragon bird. I like the ocean. That’s uh… that’s my excuse.

97: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, or Kalos?

Clearly this was written at least a year ago lmao anyway. Also this is blatant Orre erasure. ORRE ORRE ORRE ORRE ORRE ORRE ORRE

anonymous asked:

anatole and cosette for the character thing :)

god i really do not have enough fandomy thoughts on great comet to answer for anatole im sorry but i’ll answer for cosette :~)

1: sexuality headcanon
oh my god i swear i headcanon some characters as not bi but she’s bi

2: otp

3: brotp
god i dont even know any more

4: notp
i swear there was a time when cosette/enjolras was a thing before everyone decided they were siblings instead

5: first headcanon that pops into my head
this has been one of my random semi-jokey headcanons for ages but brick cosette is an alto

6: one way in which I relate to this character
i dont actually know i used to REALLY hardcore relate to cosette but that was bound up in some very weird familial things that i had going on so now uhh idk

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
nothing cosette has never done anything wrong or embarrassing in her life ever

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
i take back my previous comment about marius, cosette is the only character deserving of the term cinnamon roll in 2017

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library to shuffle and report the first ten tracks that pop up! Then chose ten additional friends. 

I’m doing this now because I have the time although I should be finishing my laundry instead.  Well, here we go.

Tagged by @ninomiyu. Thank you for not being a pornbot.

1. Rain Down ~ David Crowder Band

2. Even Better Than the Real Thing ~ U2

3. Your Eyes ~ Arashi

4. Signature of Divine (Yahweh) ~ Needtobreathe

5. Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead or Dying ~ Relient K

6. Won’t Walk Away ~ Sanctus Real

7. You Decide ~ Fireflight

8. Why ~ 4th Avenue Jones

9. Lover Boy ~ L’Arc-en-Ciel

10. Relax ~ Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

I have a lot of old songs on my mp3 player because I stream music on spotify now.  The newest music I have is mostly from Arashi.

Tagging: @questdrivencollie @vividpixie @maggiezw @sandreeen @princesst-chan @railise @littlebitchshima @mayhem950 @theproudpenguin @coffeeclara and anyone else who wants to do this.  If you have done this, feel free to live on with your life.
Prompts list

So, remember when I posted the PSA and I said that I’ll be cross posting some of my post from my main blog to here? I decided to place the prompts list here instead since I know that it will be buried under many reblogs on my main blog. I decided to add some more since why not, right?

1. “Never let go,”
2. “You won’t forget me, will you?”
3. “The biggest what ifs we have in life are the ones we didn’t do.”
4. “I am afraid to fall.”
5. “So if you’re out there, soulmate…”
6. “Prove me wrong and show me you’re worth it.”
7. “Cause you are the soundtrack of my summer.”
8. “I grew up.”
9. “No, it’s called losing yourself.”
10. “I never learned about love.”
11. “But why are these feelings coming to me?”
12. “Leave a message after the beep.”
13. “You guys are betting on our break up?”
14. “Yeah, something like that.”
15. “Finally,”
16. “Take my hand.”
17. “I know but just this once, I want you to choose me.”
18. “Maybe I have a chance after all.”
19. “I broke so many of my rules for you.”
20. “Make a wish,”
21. “Wish granted.”
22. “Don’t you trust me?”
23. “There’s no more reason to be hung up on you, don’t you think?”
24. “What do YOU feel?”
25. “There’s no such thing as an endless rain.”
26. “Smile…for me?”
27. “I want to let you go so badly but my hold keeps on getting tighter…”
28. “Your name is lucky charm?”
29. “I’m so LUCKY to meet you, CHARMing girl.”
30. “If the universe ever ask me to make a wish even a hundred years later, I will say your name.”
31. “I’ll change my mind.”
32. “Don’t leave me, please?”
33. “Even if it hurts?”
34. “Until it doesn’t.”
35. “You’re so determined to fix everyone else that you forgot to fix yourself.”
36. “I just wanna go home.”
37. “This is crazy. You’re crazy.”
38. “I’m sorry.”
39. “That word offends me. Don’t apologize if you’re gonna do it again.”
40. “Why are you so angry at the world?”
41. “You just made me swoon.”
42. “What’s your 12 o'clock habit?”
43. “What’s the magic word?”
44. “Let’s play a game.”
45. “Heads, I’m yours; Tails, you’re mine.”
46. “If I’m mad, why do I feel so lost?”
47. “Let’s prove them wrong.”
48. “Say it and I’m yours.”
49. “Can you keep a secret?”
50. “It’s stupid, I know.”
51. “You should see the other guy,”
52. “For once, I just want someone to chase after me.” 
53. “Do you believe in soulmates?”
54. “Villains don’t get happy endings,”
55. “Never have I ever…punched a celebrity!”
56. “You hardly know me.”
57. “I wasn’t myself when I was with you.”
58. “What’s gonna make you fall?”
59. “I don’t owe you anything.”
60. “This is what I have to deal with everyday.”


Princess Jellyfish is perfect for like 50034242 reasons. One of these reasons is that just because it’s not conventional, or not the norm, doesn’t mean there’s no beauty in there.

As you may know from my weird fucking video, I got some whole red snappers the other day, and instead of letting their freshness go to waste, I decided to do my own variation on a classic Sukiyaki “Hot Pot” recipe.

Get psyched kids, because we gon’ make some Asian Fusion Red Snapper Sukiyaki.


Red Snapper Sukiyaki
(serves: 5 or 6)



  • 2 red snappers
  • 4 cups vegetable broth
  • ½ cup plum wine
  • ½ cup soy sauce
  • ½ cup water
  • 2 cups mushrooms
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • rice noodles (approximately 3 cups worth)
  • 2 pinches palm sugar*
  • 1 egg
  • Furikake
  • 6 chive stalks 
  • 2 slices of lime

*If you’re out of palm sugar, use a big pinch of brown sugar instead



  • Throw the veggie broth, the water, the plum wine and the soy sauce into a large wok and let that heat up over medium low heat.
  • Now to take care of your fish. So my method is to use a huge sharp fucking knife, take off the heads and let them sit in the broth to give it a nice mild taste of fish broth.
  • Cut the sides, and then remove the meat from the skin, try and get as much meat from there as you can. Once you finished getting the meat out of both fishes, cut any big pieces into 1 inch pieces, toss them in a little bit of olive oil and soy sauce and let it rest while you do the rest of this shit.
  • Turn the heat up to medium and stir a little, then add the palm sugar and stir more. CONSTANTLY TASTE TEST THE FUCKING BROTH. You don’t want to have a broth that’s too salty or too flavorless.
  • Next, we’re going to chop the mushrooms into thin slices and mince the garlic as we wait for the broth to boil.
  • Once the broth starts simmering, fry up an egg (if you can’t fry an egg, click here for a tutorial. Sprinlke some salt onto it and before it fries too much, take it off the heat so it can finish cooking atop the soup.
  • Once the broth starts to boil, remove the fish heads and then add the mushrooms, garlic and fish meat. 
  • 2 minutes into letting that stuff cook, take 2 bunches of rice noodles (the really simple one’s with only rice and water as ingredients), and throw that shit in, letting it cook and boil in the broth.
  • Once the noodles are cooked, pick that shit up and roll and bunch it over to one side, moving the fish and mushrooms into another side. 
  • Top the soup with the fried egg and sprinkle furikake over everything.
  • Chop up 4 of the chives and add them on top of the dish, and cut two slices of lime to add to add a citrusy acidic taste to the soup. 
  • Serve that shit piping hot so the burning of the soup will make you forget about your imminent NEET* future.

*NEET- Not in Education, Employment, or Training, aka sad lil nerdbuckets aka probably our collective futures.


AND BAM. WE DONE. The best part about this dish is that you’re serving it straight up in the wok you cooked it in, so you don’t have to get out any special dishes because it already looks hella fancy and rustic and cool. 

Aight losers, hope you enjoyed this fabulous recipe. 

And remember, as the show Princess Jellyfish says, fuckin EVERYONE’s A PRINCESS. Even if you don’t feel like a princess, YOU’RE A BEAUITUFL FUCKIN PRINCESS OK.

later losers bye

You Are That Annoying Customer

If you do the following things, I’m sorry to break it to you, but you are that annoying customer everyone in fast food jobs talk about:

1. You steam roll through your order and stand there looking annoyed when we ask you to repeat the 7 different meals you asked for. 

2. You ignore the questions we ask and continue ordering. Most registers require that you put the order through in a set way. When I ask you for your drink after each meal, when I ask your meal size, when I ask you a question specific about the food you are ordering: it’s because I need to put it through to move on to the next meal.

3. You modify your meal after paying for it. Seriously? We actually do need to account for the products used to keep track of what we have in stock, and to properly finance our stores. Our registers are a record, not just a convenient calculator. 

4. You modify your meal after it’s been made. Seriously?! If I’m putting WHAT YOU ASKED FOR in front of you and you decide you want a something or rather double whatever instead, I won’t even be polite about it. 

5. You change your drink after it’s been poured. Just no. We smile and say “It’s fine” but inside we are screaming. 

6. You ask for discount after you’ve paid for your order. We probably can do a discount for you. As long as you ask BEFORE payment has been accepted. Now I have to go get my manager to refund you and go through the whole process again, and wow, amazing. You start getting annoyed at how long its taking. Funny, isn’t it annoying when people waste our time??

7. You leave rubbish on the counter. Are you kidding me? I’m willing to bet any fast food establishment has numerous, clearly visible, brightly coloured bins. USE THEM. Or hell, physically hand me the rubbish and I will put it in the bin. Don’t shove it into some random nook or cranny for us to dig out later. 

8. You tell us our food is expensive. We have no control over this. You are complaining to the wrong people. We more than often AGREE.

9. You yell at training staff, especially if they’re young. I shouldn’t even have to explain this. Don’t be an asshole. Everyone makes mistakes when they’re learning.

10. You don’t listen when we repeat your order and then get angry when your order is wrong. WE ARE FALLIBLE. No matter how good we are at our job, we will sometimes get things wrong. Which is why we repeat the fucking order. If you want a correct meal, just listen. 

11. Your meal isn’t large/without tomato/with a certain sauce/changing a certain side and you decide to yell at me because “I told you that!”. I am willing to guarantee that not only did you not tell me, I asked you something along the lines of “anything else, is that all, any changes?” and then REPEATED YOUR ORDER. 

12. You push in line and decide to be offending when we as politely as possible inform you that these other people were here first. I don’t care if you “didn’t know that was the line.” you are still not getting served before these people. What, do you think they’re standing in a straight line hanging about just for fun?

13. You stand in line for 5-10 minutes, get to the counter and don’t know what you want. Oh, and your purse is at the very bottom of your bag under everything and the kitchen sink. If you have to wait for a significant amount of time, we are mostly likely busy. BE FUCKING PREPARED TO ORDER AND PAY. It’s pretty damn simple. You want to get in and out as fast as possible. We want you gone. 

14. You are unnecessarily rude but still expect me to be unfailingly polite. I’m not here to take your shit because you’re an entitled dickweed. If you don’t treat me with basic human decency, I sure as hell won’t treat you with respect.

The list goes on but my patients ends just about here.