<b>Robert:</b> Nice hands<p/><b>Robert:</b> I bet they would look even better wrapped around my-<p/><b>Joseph:</b> BIBLE!!!! WRAPPED AROUND HIS BIBLE!!!! PRAISE JESUS THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!<p/></p>
As soon as I watched @tilly-and-her-books recent book haul~ I went and bought this stunner. Howard is one of my favourite authors and I greatly enjoyed her retelling of Alice in Wonderland (and Morpheus lol).
I’m in love with this cover, it’s darkly beautiful~ I hope the story inside is just the same!
So my girlfriend’s got dyslexia so she can’t read. And like I’m a huge nerd who loves learning and reading. I first thought “this won’t work, we’re too different.”
She actually watched all my favourite shows before we even started dating.
And she bought my fav books and asked if I could help her read them.
aND SHE JUST ASKED IF WE COULD GO TO THE MUSEUM AND THEN HAVE A HARRY POTTER MARATHON BECAUSE “SHE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND TALK FOR HOURS”
- Henry makes them stop at every tourist trap he sees (world’s biggest ball of yarn, giant rocking chair, those pan for gold places, etc)
- half the time they stay at hotels or rent rooms depending on where they are the other half of the time they just park the matching pigs next to each other and sleep between them on a pile of sleeping bags, blankets and pillows
- they go to as many National parks as they can
- Blue’s favorite is King’s Canyon in California because of the giant sequoia trees they rent a cabin and spend two weeks hiking and exploring the entire park
- Gansey and Henry are adamant that Blue experience things she’s never done before
- including but not limited too: swimming in the ocean, eating at a 5 star restaurant, going to a club(technically gansey hasn’t done this either. Henry is so disappointed in them both)
- Blue and Henry will get into fake fights while they are waiting in line for things
- it is always over dramatic and causes a scene 50% of the time they get kicked out over it
- Gansey tries to act put out over it so as not to encourage them but they can tell he’s holding back a laugh
- they originally had a trip plan but it quickly got sidelined when Gansey found a brochure stand at a rest stop and they’ve been going everywhich way on a whim since
- Henry does a cannon ball into a lake and when he resurfaces his hair is still perfectly spiky
- Blue and Gansey are on the beach and just completely lose it
- “Henry what the hell?”
- “Swimming is no excuse for bad hair.” - at this point Blue is laughing so hard she can’t breath
- at one point they get caught in a storm and all three climb in the back of Gansey’s car and cuddle and just talk until they fall asleep for the night
- Blue wakes up leaning back against Henry with his arms wrapped around her while Gansey is laying on top with his head on her shoulder and their hands twined together
- She is squished but content
post reveal, adrien just buys mari alllllllll the chat noir stuff. all of it. all of her gifts are chat noir themed. if they’re using special edition chat noir cups in some random restaurant three hours away, he will get one for her. it will end up in a chat noir gift bag wrapped in chat noir wrapping paper. mari has chat noir themed clothing and pencil cases and notebooks and kitchenware and accessories and her room is slowly becoming more black and green than pink
and marinette does the exact same thing. she goes out of her way so that everything she makes for adrien is subtly ladybug themed in some way. she gets him ladybug pjs and posters and headphones with antenna on them. she plasters his room in red and black spots. she sets his lockscreen as ladybug and it stays that way for almost two months
for their first anniversary, they swap superhero themed bags and pull out superhero themed gifts
alya and nino joke that they’re more in love with the superheroes than each other and adrien just pulls on the ears of mari’s chat noir sweatshirt
but at the same time, they spend so much time together that they just…swap stuff? like adrien will notice that he’s somehow ended up using mari’s cat headphones for the past week and a half. marinette will be wearing adrien’s ladybug hoodie and when he mentions it she claims it’s hers because she’s the one who wears the spots in this relationship. mari’s chat noir sketchbook is in adrien’s bookshelf and adrien’s ladybug backpack is hanging on mari’s doorknob
the only thing they don’t swap is this giant ladybug and chat noir blanket that is perfect for rooftop cuddling. even if adrien steals it from mari when they accidentally fall asleep up there
At one point I had chimichangas as my favorite food on OkCupid UP UNTIL around when Deadpool came out and I just got completely shit on by all these boys calling me a fake nerd girl
Bitch do you know you could have taken me on a date for deep-fried burritos and fucking tellme about Deadpool and then we could have gone to see it together on a second date if we had chemistry?! I love listening to nerds tell me about their favorite characters!!! That would have been a good date!!!!
All these fucking nerd boys shooting themselves in the foot because they thought I was trying too hard when really chimichangas have been my favorite food since I was eleven.
Everyone is just sitting around relaxing and coming down from their ‘we beat the apocalypse’ high and kravitz is talking about how he got the idea to make a deal with legion (who he really ought to be bringing back to the astral plane but a few more minutes won’t hurt surely) when Magnus turns around and ask him what happened to his accent
His un-life flashes before his eyes as Taako tells the others that he “put it on pretending to be all fancy”
And Magnus just looks at him before turning back to Taako.
“What is it with your family and dating fucking nerds?”
“What can I say, we have a type m'dude”
Merle laughs so hard he falls out of his chair and kravitz comes to the bleak realisation that these people will never respect him again