i date a nerd

  • <p> <b>Robert:</b> Nice hands<p/><b>Robert:</b> I bet they would look even better wrapped around my-<p/><b>Joseph:</b> BIBLE!!!! WRAPPED AROUND HIS BIBLE!!!! PRAISE JESUS THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!<p/></p>
  • MC: Bro I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands.
  • Craig: Bro that's imposs-
  • MC: *cups Craig's face with his hands*
  • Craig: *teary eyed* Bro.
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Biggest OTPs of my life (in no particular order): Seth & Summer [The OC]

“It’s always been you, Summer. It’s always been you. I’ve tried to fight it, and I’ve tried to deny it. And i can’t. I can’t do it. You’re undeniable.”

anonymous asked:

Yo I know this is a weird question but I've only been here a short time and am trying to make sense of stuff, but are u and wittyname dating? I can't really tell and was just curious haha bye

lmAo i understand that you’re confused, but no, witty and i aren’t dating. the best way to explain our relationship is probably turk and jd from scrubs except we fight eachother 

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As soon as I watched @tilly-and-her-books recent book haul~ I went and bought this stunner. Howard is one of my favourite authors and I greatly enjoyed her retelling of Alice in Wonderland (and Morpheus lol).
I’m in love with this cover, it’s darkly beautiful~ I hope the story inside is just the same!

So my girlfriend’s got dyslexia so she can’t read. And like I’m a huge nerd who loves learning and reading. I first thought “this won’t work, we’re too different.”
She actually watched all my favourite shows before we even started dating.
And she bought my fav books and asked if I could help her read them.
aND SHE JUST ASKED IF WE COULD GO TO THE MUSEUM AND THEN HAVE A HARRY POTTER MARATHON BECAUSE “SHE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND TALK FOR HOURS”

Oh boy time for Road Trip headcanons:

- Henry makes them stop at every tourist trap he sees (world’s biggest ball of yarn, giant rocking chair, those pan for gold places, etc)
- half the time they stay at hotels or rent rooms depending on where they are the other half of the time they just park the matching pigs next to each other and sleep between them on a pile of sleeping bags, blankets and pillows
- they go to as many National parks as they can
- Blue’s favorite is King’s Canyon in California because of the giant sequoia trees they rent a cabin and spend two weeks hiking and exploring the entire park
- Gansey and Henry are adamant that Blue experience things she’s never done before
- including but not limited too: swimming in the ocean, eating at a 5 star restaurant, going to a club(technically gansey hasn’t done this either. Henry is so disappointed in them both)
- Blue and Henry will get into fake fights while they are waiting in line for things
- it is always over dramatic and causes a scene 50% of the time they get kicked out over it
- Gansey tries to act put out over it so as not to encourage them but they can tell he’s holding back a laugh
- they originally had a trip plan but it quickly got sidelined when Gansey found a brochure stand at a rest stop and they’ve been going everywhich way on a whim since
- Henry does a cannon ball into a lake and when he resurfaces his hair is still perfectly spiky
- Blue and Gansey are on the beach and just completely lose it
- “Henry what the hell?”
- “Swimming is no excuse for bad hair.”
- at this point Blue is laughing so hard she can’t breath
- at one point they get caught in a storm and all three climb in the back of Gansey’s car and cuddle and just talk until they fall asleep for the night
- Blue wakes up leaning back against Henry with his arms wrapped around her while Gansey is laying on top with his head on her shoulder and their hands twined together
- She is squished but content

post reveal, adrien just buys mari alllllllll the chat noir stuff. all of it. all of her gifts are chat noir themed. if they’re using special edition chat noir cups in some random restaurant three hours away, he will get one for her. it will end up in a chat noir gift bag wrapped in chat noir wrapping paper. mari has chat noir themed clothing and pencil cases and notebooks and kitchenware and accessories and her room is slowly becoming more black and green than pink 

and marinette does the exact same thing. she goes out of her way so that everything she makes for adrien is subtly ladybug themed in some way. she gets him ladybug pjs and posters and headphones with antenna on them. she plasters his room in red and black spots. she sets his lockscreen as ladybug and it stays that way for almost two months

for their first anniversary, they swap superhero themed bags and pull out superhero themed gifts

alya and nino joke that they’re more in love with the superheroes than each other and adrien just pulls on the ears of mari’s chat noir sweatshirt

but at the same time, they spend so much time together that they just…swap stuff? like adrien will notice that he’s somehow ended up using mari’s cat headphones for the past week and a half. marinette will be wearing adrien’s ladybug hoodie and when he mentions it she claims it’s hers because she’s the one who wears the spots in this relationship. mari’s chat noir sketchbook is in adrien’s bookshelf and adrien’s ladybug backpack is hanging on mari’s doorknob

the only thing they don’t swap is this giant ladybug and chat noir blanket that is perfect for rooftop cuddling. even if adrien steals it from mari when they accidentally fall asleep up there

alright but hustle cat  is such a good game

also tag urself im recess

At one point I had chimichangas as my favorite food on OkCupid UP UNTIL around when Deadpool came out and I just got completely shit on by all these boys calling me a fake nerd girl

Bitch do you know you could have taken me on a date for deep-fried burritos and fucking tell me about Deadpool and then we could have gone to see it together on a second date if we had chemistry?! I love listening to nerds tell me about their favorite characters!!! That would have been a good date!!!!

All these fucking nerd boys shooting themselves in the foot because they thought I was trying too hard when really chimichangas have been my favorite food since I was eleven.

Boyf Riends First Date HCs

A/N: I love these nerds so much, so here are some fluffy headcanons

- Jeremy and Michael’s first date is kinda awkward bc they’ve been besties for 12 years

- It’s at some like kinda nice restaurant, and I think that partially contributes to the awkward vibe bc those boys aren’t used to fancy food

- Eventually they decided to ditch the restaurant after like entrees and they just end up at, like, Burger King or something

- They definitely relax a bit more, but they’re still kinda unsure of how to do the whole date thing

-The fact that their hands brush a few times when they’re reaching for fries doesn’t help them

- A lot of the time there’s kinda comfortable silences bc they’re staring at the other person

- Jeremy does it occasionally, but boy Michael is the most guilty of it

- “Michael.” *snaps fingers in front of his face* “Michael!” *shakes his head slightly* “Yeah?”

- I reckon at one point Michael takes Jeremy’s hand while he’s ranting about something, and Jeremy just kinda stops mid sentence

- “I still can’t believe that….“ *pause* "Uh, Michael?” *noise of fake innocence from Michael*

- From that point on Jeremy’s cheeks are kinda permanently pink, and Michael thinks it’s adorable

- Some old lady probably approaches them and tells them that they’re an adorable couple, and we get two very blushy boys because of it

- “She’s right, you know?“ "Shut up Michael.”

- After they finish dinner, they probably drive back to Michael’s

- That car ride was when Jeremy found out that Michael doesn’t just love Bob Marley

- “Is this… is this Mariah Carey?” *profuse blushing and sputtering from Michael followed by a cackle from Jeremy*

- They rock up at Michael’s place and probably just play video games till like midnight

- However, this time the beanbags are shoved right up against each other, just like Michael and Jeremy

- At about 12, Jeremy starts getting super tired and yawning nonstop. Michael thinks it’s adorable, but refuses to tell him

- “Dude, I don’t think I can drive home.” *awkward pause* “You can… you can just stay here.”

- They end up in Michael’s bed, and although Jeremy doesn’t think much of it bc he’s pretty much asleep, Michael is freaking out internally

- “I had fun tonight.” “Me too, Jer. Me too.”

- Just before Michael falls asleep he kisses Jeremy’s forehead, and he drifts off just before he can notice the little smile that settles on Jeremy’s face

Dating Peter Parker would include ...

- Comforting him after failing one of his first rescues 

- Impressing him with even the teeniest bit of science you know

- Always worrying about him when he goes out to fight criminals

- Catching him staring at you with this small smile, eyes full of adoration, in disbelief that he’s so lucky to have such an amazing girlfriend

- Taking him out to dinner as celebration when Mr. Stark invites him to join the Avengers

- Him snuggling you in his arms while he plays his video games or does his research 

- Feeling special, being the only one knowing that your boyfriend is the Spider-man 

- Taking little walks with him and eating ice cream, sharing all the things you love about the big city 

- Him swooping you up and swinging to the top of a skyscraper, watching your face light up as you see the whole world beneath you 

- Taking care of each other when you’re sick 

- Going with him to Stark Tower and meeting all of the Avengers, your dreams finally coming true 

- Cute, soft kisses during homework sessions at either of your houses 

- Small makeout sessions during breaks from that homework 

- Spooning with him and feeling like the safest girl in the world 

- Helping Tony think of new costume designs for Peter’s suit

Originally posted by marvelgifs

Picture this

Everyone is just sitting around relaxing and coming down from their ‘we beat the apocalypse’ high and kravitz is talking about how he got the idea to make a deal with legion (who he really ought to be bringing back to the astral plane but a few more minutes won’t hurt surely) when Magnus turns around and ask him what happened to his accent

His un-life flashes before his eyes as Taako tells the others that he “put it on pretending to be all fancy”

And Magnus just looks at him before turning back to Taako.

“What is it with your family and dating fucking nerds?”

“What can I say, we have a type m'dude”

Merle laughs so hard he falls out of his chair and kravitz comes to the bleak realisation that these people will never respect him again

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