i dare you not to ship it

DO NOT DISRESPECT YGRITTE LIKE THAT

saying j/d had more screentime than j/y!!!

bitch where??

and even if they had ,,,so what??

less screentime, sure. but with more chemistry & romantic tendencies in one second than your ship in an entire season

at least it was KNOWN that j loved y and it is KNOWN you’re bitter because j will never love d as much as he loved y

  • <p> <b>Someone:</b> I ship Vughead.<p/><b>Me, a hardcore Bughead shipper:</b> [internally] I respect all ships I respect all ships I respect all sh- HOW DARE YOU SHIP VUGHEAD THEY HAVE NO CHEMISTRY THEY MAKE NO SENSE POOR JUGHEAD HAS TOO MUCH DARKNESS IN HIS LIFE HE DOES NOT NEED ANYMORE FROM "DID MY DAD PAY YOU TO DO THIS" VERONICA HE NEEDS THE LIGHT BETTY PROVIDES HIM TO MAKE HIS LIFE HAPPIER LORD HELP YOUR POOR SOUL SOMEBODY GET A BLOODY EXORCIST HERE THE DEVIL HAS POSSESSED THIS POOR PERSON<p/><b>Me:</b> Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I dare you to say that to the noctluna fandom. Are you getting paid for your OC?? Has your OC been in development for 13 years? No? Then stfu your OC and reader inserts don't mean shit if it's not canon.

Hello Anon,

What exactly are you daring me to say to the noctluna fandom? That they don’t own Noctis or Luna? Done. 

That people can ship any canon character with either of them with whoever they want? Done.

That anyone can ship them with their OC or Self-Insert. Done. 

So much rage, and for what? About some fictional character I am pretty sure you do not own either, nor have had any hand in developing as well. 

As I mentioned in another post, which I assume prompted you to oh so bravely step into my inbox behind an anonymous icon to leave me this sweet sweet message, that every character is someone’s OC. I have seen OCs that have been better developed in the span of days than characters that have been developed for lets say, 13 years? 

And no, I am not going to ‘stfu’. Why should I? I am just out here to have some fun. 

Let me give you some free advice, seeing you were so gracious to give me some. Move on. If you don’t like something, blog the tags, block the users. None of us is forcing you to read it. One of the oldest fandom rules - which a lot of you very angry people are seem to forget - if you don’t like something, don’t read it. Stay in your little noctluna corner and do your thing, and I assure you, every single one of us is going to do our own thing. And have a hella of a lot fun doing it. Reader Inserts and OCs alllll around. 

And one more thing, I really suggest going outside and get some fresh air. A good walk tends to give someone some clarity. Life is too short to be so angry. 

anonymous asked:

you: id support any lgbtq person or idol, and respect every bts ship for what it is, but I personally get a different vibe from jikook compared to the rest // toxic 12yr old fujioshi antis in this fandom: how dare you politely ship your ship and not mine, yours is obviously wrong and mine is right, because I care about shipping over the lives and relationships of real people >:^( // you: // you: anyways-

that was actually me while reading this. it’s honestly so accurate, like, i can’t even ship a ship while saying other ships could be real without an anti (most likely being a toxic 12 yr old omg) saying something like that. i-
how is this so accurate 😂😂 thank you for this, you really made me smile :)

rachel falls in love with a girl she meets at the beach, only to find out she is so much more than human (for @pjosapphicweeks, day 3: fantasy)

“So, I’m dating a mermaid,” Rachel said with a goofy smile. 

Reyna rolled her eyes and splashed at Rachel with her tail. “Yes, you dork, you’re dating a mermaid.” 

Rachel crouched down and framed Reyna’s face with her pale, freckled hands. “I’m dating a gorgeous, badass mermaid who’s been protecting me for months, without ever saying a word about it.” She could feel Reyna’s cheeks get hot under her palms. 

“Be quiet, Red,” Reyna said, smiling softly back at her. 

“I think I love you,” Rachel whispered, leaning forward so their lips were barely a breath of air away from touching. 

Before closing the breadth, Reyna whispered back, “I think I love you too.” 

Their lips touched and they both shuddered at the spark of magic that passed between them. 

anonymous asked:

Man I don't get why you're hetting attacked. Personally I don't like straight ships but that's my own thing for personal reasons. Attacking someone because they dare differ from you is just... I can't even put it into words. It's dumb. I keep following because your art is awesome and freckled Scott makes me happy cause I've also got freckles. Keep it up!

Thank you for your support, even though you do not like straight ships. <3 I apperciate it and it means a lot! Also, I’m really happy to hear that you like my art and my Scott.

I know a bunch of people who don’t like straight ships for several personal reasons and I respect that, becuase I do understand where it comes from. However, “because it’s boring and gay pairings are more cuteeee” is never a valid reason for me lol.

anonymous asked:

How dare you do your own thing in a fandom instead of regurgitating the story line! ;p trying to be original and different. For shame. I kid of course. Love your blog :3

I know, right? How dare I think of new and interesting ways of showing these characters day to day lives from my perspective? I am a horrible person for putting my own twist on things and spending hours upon hours creating stories and my own characters to share with the world. I should never have started writing. I suck. I give up. Let all my ships die and me along with them.


On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great:
Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it. 

But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?

  • Don’t eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.
  • Don’t tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.
  • Winning a human’s favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.
  • If you must anger them, carry a cage of X’arvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.
    • This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.
  • Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.

The 'I am losing a tumblr argument' tool kit

-I can’t believe you (an adult) are harassing me, I’m a MINOR!!!

-FULL ON CAPS DOUCHE BAGGERY

-Actually you ship these two characters together so you aren’t entitled to an opinion

-Sorry I don’t make the rules uwu

-Finds an old selfie you posted and makes fun of your appearance

-How dare you harass me I’m mentally ill! Ableist pig!!!

-🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-More emojis in their reblog than there are episodes of One Piece

-‘Your’ instead of 'you’re’

-Link to a Buzzfeed article to prove their point

-You aren’t worth my time anymore, I have better things to do

-Also, this 💅 emoji

Remember how in DMC Beckett was desperate to lay his hands on the Chest because if the Company controls the Chest, they control the sea? The second and third films make it perfectly clear that claiming authority over the heart of the captain of the Flying Dutchman gives you authority over the sea because the captain of the Flying Dutchman is the sea – hence the conundrum in AWE. Since all the rules of Jones’s curse apply to Will, there is no reason to assume that this is no longer the case once he’s taken over, and so the logical conclusion is that whoever has Will’s heart also rules the sea. And we all know what happened at the end of AWE. 

source

So yes, what I’m saying is that Elizabeth Turner can stay on land waiting for her husband to come home and still be the most powerful character in the Pirates universe because it just so happens that the love of said husband granted her authority over the sea.

anonymous asked:

Dare I say it? Seth Everman x Jar Jar Binks is the new ship. Sar Jar Binkerman

s…. sar jar binkerman…… now you’ve done it…….. you have created the worst thing

hamilton songs renamed
  • alexander hamilton: that's my name, don't wear it out
  • aaron burr sir: HEY LOOK ORPHAN BUDDIES WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS
  • my shot: squad get hype™
  • the story of tonight: look how lit we are, everyone's gonna remember us
  • the schuyler sisters: feminism (and peggy)
  • farmer refuted: loyalists can kiss my ass
  • you'll be back: the 18th century equivalent of the angry break up song
  • right hand man: WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED
  • a winter's ball: who knew the revolution was so slutty?
  • helpless: i'm literally so in love right now ahhhh
  • satisfied: WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DOOOO TO BE WITH YOU
  • the story of tonight (reprise): very very very very drunk
  • wait for it: procrastination, the showtune
  • stay alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEE
  • ten duel commandments: okay, so we're doing this
  • meet me inside: alex has daddy issues™
  • that would be enough: you and i, and no one else
  • guns and ships: lafayette go fast like sanic
  • history has its eyes on you: dad wants son back
  • yorktown: the final battle, feat. HERCULES MULLIGAN
  • what comes next: awesome. wow.
  • dear theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • non stop: i dare you to sing all the parts at once
  • what'd i miss: bonjour y'all
  • cabinet battle #1: the founding roast masters™
  • take a break: philip is a smol feat. comma placement
  • say no to this: HOE DON'T DO IT
  • the room where it happens: CLICK BOOM
  • schuyler defeated: this song is completely irrelevant
  • cabinet battle #2: we find out that jefferson was actually just lafayette this whole entire time
  • washington on your side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • one last time: dad has to leave™
  • i know him: john ayyydums?
  • the adams administration: SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
  • we know: #exposed
  • hurricane: yeah, i'd pay for alex to be shipped to another continent too
  • the reynolds pamphlet: great googly moogly, everything's gone to shit
  • burn: cinnamon roll turns out to be a pyromaniac
  • blow us all away: alex gives shitty advice
  • stay alive (reprise): take the bullets out yo son
  • it's quiet uptown: try not to cry
  • the election of 1800: a breif break from sadness
  • your obedient servant: sarcasm level 10000000
  • best of wives and best of women: alex seriously you need to sleep
  • the world was wide enough: ya done fucked up ay ay ron
  • who lives who dies who tells your story: eliza hamilton is the true hero of the show
Truth Serum (Voltron thing)

So I was looking at Harry Potter stuff (this is related trust me) and it was a post about Veritaserum. It’s a truth serum that only needs three drops to work (according to Snape in The Order of the Pheonix…I think…anyway) and I had Voltron on the back of my mind and I thought “What if the paladins accidentally drank something like that.” And so this came along.

  • One day Allura brings out five cups that have water(?) in it.
  • When asked what it is she tells them it’s an Altean truth serum. When consumed in small amounts the drinker is forced to tell a single truth. Just a single truth. She mixed it with water so it’s a small amount.
  • But when taken in large amounts it can make you tell the truth for days or weeks. But never longer than two weeks. Or else they DIEEEEEEEEEEE *ahem*
  • Like they immediately drop dead.
  • Anyway, after they drink it Allura says the exercise is they have to say a random nice thing about a teammate. They do that. (Can’t be bothered to write it)
  • But not even after an hour.everyone notices something is off…
  • They ask Allura if it was the drink. She takes a blood sample saying it is the only way to figure out.
  • It’s the end of the day so everyone goes to bed
  • The next day no one even has to know what the blood test results are. The serum is still in effect. Allura comes and tells them that the serum is still in effect and it should last about a week.
  • So someone (I imagine this would be Pidge or Lance) decides that the most logical thing to do is play Truth or Dare. Because they can’t lie!
  • Somehow they all agree.
  • IMAGINE THE LANGST
  • IMAGINE THE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE REVEALED. K L A N C E
  • J u s t
  • “Lance truth or dare?”
  • “Truth.”
  • “If you had to date anyone on the team who would you date”
  • and without skipping a beat “Keith”
  • B L U S H I N G  A N D  P I N I N G  H A P P E N S
  • *Then soon after*
  • “Keith truth or dare?”
  • “Truth”
  • “Would you date Lance?”
  • And without skipping a beat: “Duh”
  • “Lance truth or dare?”
  • “Truth.”
  • “If you had to kick someone off the team who would you?”
  • “Me.”
  • “Why?”
  • “Because I’m replaceable.”
  • Then our Keithy boy says “Lance you’re not replaceable.”
  • Lance is about to say something and then he stops and has the thought. He can’t be lying. He can’t lie.
  • Soon they stop playing and Klance shizzzzz happen. Yeah I don’t feel like writing more

Someone write this and tag me >~

THE GUIDE TO BTS FANS: TYPES OF ARMYs !!!

The new comers: Guys HALP! Why are they slapping each others’ butts? 

The inspectors: Yes judging from his shadow it is Jimin in the BS&T era and judging from V’s Gucci slippers it was taken the second week of december of last year #TrueStory. 

The  theorists: They sold their souls to the evil to understand BIGHIT’s Bullsh*t.

The fanwar soldiers: Don’t start an argument with them, they have loads of clap-backs ready and are as savage as yoongi.

The shippers: “OMG their pinky fingers touched ME DEAD”. they gathered more proof about their ship than the FBI would ever.

The aristocrat: No I am not like those basic, crazy fangirls. *She/He is*.

The bias ho*s: Changes a bias on every comeback, but no one can blame her… We have loads of those btw

The content makers: The last time they slept was when BTS had a hiatus aka never.

The promoters: If you are a liiittle bit known in the interweb. Don’t you EVER DARE use the word “BTS” or your comment section will turn into “You should check BTS out, they are very talented, they can sing and dance, plz collab …”.

The broke: Considers water a meal after spending all the money on anything BigSnake throw at them.

The poors:  feed their passion through fancams and salty tears.

The delusional: If I was in korea my bias would have fallen for me. *flips hair*. “Beach he is taken” said the shippers.

The youtubers: React to BTS mainly for views but tell us they are fans.  

The FAKE fans: If you see “I used to like BTS but …” It is them. Stay away! the fanwar soldiers will take care of them.

The dancers/singers: They shoot vdeos everywhere and it turns out either super cool or super cringy. there is no in between

The seasonals: They know two things about BTS: their names and main tracks. They appear twice a year when BTS have a comeback. 

The horny: Dangerously reads smut in public. Gets horny over the weirdest body parts “Look at Jungkook’s elbow bone SHOKE ME daddy”

The fansites: If you see someone with a latter and a high definition camera that can probably shoot the aliens on Mars running in an airport. It is them! Their favorite color is white as they looooove turning BTS into A4-white papers.   

The basic fans: Are here mainly for the music/dancing. Always educating and judging all the above. They start all their sentences by “DON’Tbecause *insert BTS human rights*” 

I hope I didn’t forget anyone ^^ Gotta love our fandom!
By @mimibtsghost