i crush your face

When I wrote about love, I imagined your face. That was when I realized I fell for you.
—  C.H.

When you have mad crushes on someone but they have no idea so you just

Originally posted by satanariez

Drunk Voltron AU

Okay so this may come as a surprise.. but Lance would be a flirty drunk. But like in a really stupid way, like using the worst pick up lines possible and then running over and barfing in a potted plant. Keith would be the type of drunk that accidentally reveals all their feelings. He would say things like “Ha Shiro I used to have a crush on you,” and “Lance I like your face A LOT.” Pidge would be a silly drunk and would totally loose her shit and try to do science and blow something up. Hunk would be an emotional drunk who profusely cries and gives everyone a giant bear hug. Shiro would loosen up but would pretty much stay the same. Correction: one thing would change. He’d insist on singing. Particularly Katy Perry. Allura would be a badass drunk just flipping tables and shit. She would be the first one to do shots and then would proceed to do cartwheels. And Coran…would stay exactly the same.

anonymous asked:

I know this is really selfish, but if you could stop being single, it would really help with the crush I have on your face.

Date me then

anonymous asked:

i already had a brain crush on you but now i have a face crush too =x youre so pretty ! staying anon for obvios reasons lol

There’s no need for anon, because I promise both your brain and face crush are very misguided! 

You’re very sweet, though, thank you!

tagged by @cleavageyslutbomb

name: Sam

single or taken: I consider myself perpetually both, cause that’s how I do polyamory

crush: If you insist, I can crush your face.

favorite color: Blue

married: no

want a kid: no

zodiac sign: Gemini, though I am so gemini I also claim taurus

last drink: apple juice

glasses: on me face

makeup or no: no

cats or dogs: exclusively cats

evil or good: fuck your dichotomies

fav sport: quidditch?

fav animals: seals!

weird: with a side of fries

do you have any haters: I imagine so, but probably mostly ones I deserve

apple or Samsung: apple

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