i cried when i was making this

BTS as shit I (Admin Unnie) have said
  • Jin: *mom drops me off at school at 7:45 am* What's for dinner tonight?
  • Yoongi: *nephew cries when time for nap* you're gonna regret this one day
  • Hoseok: of course you're having a good day, I'm here
  • Namjoon: You cannot trust me with anything I could potentially burn myself on. I once burned myself making hot chocolate with a Keurig.
  • Jimin: *nephew puts his hand on mine and says "hot"* why yes I am hot thank you very much
  • Taehyung: Whenever I begin to lose faith in humanity, I remember that Park Jimin exists
  • Jungkook: I got a 31 on the ACT!! *classmate says he got a 32* Screw you and your 32
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thank you Chris for sending them a fluffy coffee shop au to start with. Viktor goes on a fanfiction reading binge until Yuuri has to cut him off when he cries over a cheating fic. Yuuri makes a (not so secret) account and writes the infamous “Viktor does the dishes” fic that has garnered 5k kudos and 2k bookmarks

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
I absolutely cannot believe some people

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
I would never cheat on yuuri!

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
he is the love of my life HE IS MY LIFE

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
do people think so little of me???

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
what have I ever done to make them think I’d do something like

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
he could never take the trash out again and I’d still love him

Viktor Nikiforov ✔ @v_nikiforov
@katsuki_y YUURI YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT

Yuri Plisetsky ✔ @yuri_plisetsky
@v_nikiforov @katsuki_y what the hell is going on right now

Katsuki Yuuri ✔ @katsuki_y
@v_nikiforov Please come out of the bathroom and stop reading fanfiction wow

Katsuki Yuuri ✔ @katsuki_y
@christophe_gc This is all your fault

I no longer want to cry
when I think of you

And I know it sound crazy,
but that thought
doesn’t make me happy,
because it means that I’m moving on
from someone who I loved so much.

It means that I’m losing a piece of you
inside my mind and heart

and the part of me
that still wants to hold on,
cries.

—  It means that I’m emotionally getting used to not having you around

anonymous asked:

3, 7, 11, 19, 38, 44

I assume these are for me so here we go~!

  • 3. Crush?

Don’t have one. I think I’ve only had two crushes in my life to be honest… And they were a long time ago. Not even sure how crushes work heh.

  • 7. Best Friends?

There’s a heck of a lot, too many to tag yo

  • 11. Last time you cried?

mmmm last week

  • 19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

ohhhhh boy I don’t even know uh… To find happiness? Or at least to have the ability to make anyone happy

  • 38. Someone I can tell anything to?

I have a hard time expressing my feelings to other people so I just kinda…. Don’t? I don’t really like to bring others down with me when i’m sad

  • 44. Selfie?

Does it have to be recent? I don’t really have anything uhhhhh-

Here’s an embarrassing pic of me from last year licking a sans balloon at a party okay- you’re welcome

overshadowedbyawesome  asked:

for the ship meme you just told me to ask for via skype: BillDip, Yatone, MikaYuu, Cornucopia/Japan

thanks for putting up with my shit ily so much!

BillDip:

  • who hogs the duvet

Bill tbh. I headcanon that he likes soft things. 

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going

BILL IS ALWAYS SPAMMING DIP BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HIS PINETREE IS DOING.

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Not Bill lmao (deer teeth wtf?) Dipdop gets creative advice from Mabel to make a bunch of cute and sentimental gifts for his demon boyfriend.

  • who gets up first in the morning

Dipper does because Bill sleeps in until like 12 everyday, even though he doesn’t need sleep the fucker is just like “i do what i want pinetree”

  • who suggests new things in bed

Bill Cipher is a kinky fucker and Dipper has to put up with his kinky shenanigans.

  • who cries at movies

They both do tbh. 

  • who gives unprompted massages

Bill does whenever he pops up out of nowhere. Like Dip is doing hw and then SUDDENLY Bill is behind him and giving him a shoulder message and telling him to take a break.

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick

“DEMONS DONT GET SICK PINETREE LET ME CUDDLE YOU AND HEAL YOUR ILLNESS WITH MY LOVE”

“THATS NOT HOW COLDS WORK BILL”

  • who gets jealous easiest

Bill gets soooooo jealous. He’ll literally raise hell if he sees someone flirting with Dipper. Dipper gets pissed sure cause he mentally scarred someone for life but he knows that Bill’s a bit insecure and a lot bit possessive and loves him anyway

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Bill once started strip teasing to Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song.

  • who collects something unusual

Again deer teeth–Bill

  • who takes the longest to get ready

Dipper likes pajamas when he has nothing to do but takes 2000 years to get dressed. Bill’s always wearing his suit and looking like a demonic sugar daddy. (Stan is slightly jealous just cause he wants to date someone rich or rich looking)

  • who is the most tidy and organised

They both are.

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

Dipper does since he’s more familiar with them. Bill thinks their dumb.

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

Little spoon: Dip

Big Spoon: Bill

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

They play DD & More D with Ford and Bill gets super into it. He once flipped the game board when Ford pulled one of Stan’s dice tricks to get a good roll. 

  • who starts the most arguments

No one ever knows who starts them but Dipper ends them first by walking away angrily or sadly depending on the argument. 

  • who suggests that they buy a pet

Bill once brought Dipper one of those fire hell dogs with the many heads and Dipper freaked out but thought it was cute so they kept her and named her Burnadette. 

  • what couple traditions they have

Ruling the Mindscape together. Queen of the Underworld Dipper Pines for President 2020. Bill would make the best first lady tbh. 

  • what tv shows they watch together

Ancient Aliens

“That Georgio guy actually has some of that shit right”

“What tHE FAQ” 

  • what other couple they hang out with

They double date with Mabel and Pacifica. 

  • how they spend time together as a couple

Mostly going on adventures around gravity falls. Bill does that Cosmo and Wanda thing and turns himself into like Dippers pencil or something at school and annoys the hell out of him during class with sexual induendos. 

“hey pinetree you’re holding my hard stick” dipper hates him so much he breaks him in half.

  • who made the first move

Bill of course. Dip was still unsure about his whole “evil bastard turned annoying friend/boyfriend” transformation

  • who brings flowers home

Bill does.

  • who is the best cook

Neither. They rely on others to cook or take out. 

Yatone:

  • who hogs the duvet

Yukine tbh.

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Yato. He’s so over protective. He texts him to remind him to eat sometimes.

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Yato since he’s the one with the money. 

  • who gets up first in the morning

Neither, Hiyori has to wake them both up. She has lots of pictures of them cuddling on her phone though. 

  • who suggests new things in bed

Yato tbh.

  • who cries at movies

Yato has no shame and Yukine tries to hide it. 

  • who gives unprompted massages

Yukine. He’ll see Yato looking all gloomy and just start rubbing his shoulders to calm him down.

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick

YATO! Yukine is slightly annoyed but knows Yato just loves him.

  • who gets jealous easiest

YUKINE. Cause he’s so smol and Yato’s a god, he gets a little jelly.

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Yato tbh.

  • who collects something unusual

Idk? Maybe Yato?

  • who takes the longest to get ready

Uh…Probably Yato. Yukine probably has to force him to get dressed.

  • who is the most tidy and organised

Surprisingly Yato.

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

Yato for sure. Yukine is still excited but he’s so low key about it. 

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

big spoon: yato

little spoon: yukine

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

YUKINE! He’s gotta show he’s a capable shinki 

  • who starts the most arguments

Probably Yato. They always make up afterwards though

  • who suggests that they buy a pet

Yato caught Yukine looking in a pet store and bought him a kitten the next day. 

  • what couple traditions they have

Being badass. Idk man xD

  • what tv shows they watch together

Cake Boss tbh. They try it out themselves after each ep.

  • what other couple they hang out with

No other couples but they hang out with Hiyori cause she’s their main squeeze

  • how they spend time together as a couple

LOTS OF CUDDLING AND HAND HOLDING AND BEING ADORABLE.

  • who made the first move

Yukine did because he knew Yato wouldn’t have.

  • who brings flowers home

Yato always giving Yukine flowers.

  • who is the best cook

Yato is actually. Yukine’s a little useless in the kitchen. 

MikaYuu: 

  • who hogs the duvet

Yuu does since Mika is a vampire and don’t feel the heat or cold like he used to.

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Mika does cause he always wants to know what bae is doing

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Mika is because he’s such a doting boyfriend

  • who gets up first in the morning

Mika does. He likes to watch Yuu sleep. He’s so happy to be with him finally after so long *cries* (WHERE IS SEASON 3 YA PEICES OF SHIT I NEED MY GAY BOYS)

  • who suggests new things in bed

Yuu is a kinky fuck didn’t you watch the biting scene?

  • who cries at movies

They both do tbh

  • who gives unprompted massages

Yuu does cause Mika’s a sad baby and needs massages from his bae

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Mika does since he can’t get sick anymore. He’s always carrying Yuu and feeding him and waiting on him hand and foot. Yuu gets fed up pretty quickly actually.

  • who gets jealous easiest

Mika lmao. When Ferid was being a shit at the end of season one and Mika was like hoe don’t do it before he got stabbed. Yeah he was super jelly and protective.

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Probs Mika

  • who collects something unusual

Maybe Yuu? Idk.

  • who takes the longest to get ready

Yuu is a lazy boy

  • who is the most tidy and organised

Mika. He was always like that

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

Yuu does more than he did as a kid and Mika gets excited when Yuu gets excited

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

big spoon: yuu

little spoon: mika

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Yuu does of course. He’s a competitive little shit.

  • who starts the most arguments

Mika cause Yuu is reckless.

  • who suggests that they buy a pet

Yuu does and Mika is happy to get one. They get a little puppy dog.

  • what couple traditions they have

fighting vampires and demons? with their #squadgoals

  • what tv shows they watch together

not much to watch during the apocalypse or whatever it is that happened. I never quite understood what happened tbh.

  • what other couple they hang out with

Kimizuki and  Yoichi and  Shinoa and  Mitsuba. Guren and  Shinya are too old to hang with lmao. 

  • how they spend time together as a couple

Being happy and not worrying about death, vampires and demons tbh

  • who made the first move

Lmao Yuu did. He asked Mika to bite him damnit ya kinky bastard

  • who brings flowers home

Yuu loves getting Mika flowers

  • who is the best cook

Mika is. Yuu is useless in the kitchen. 

Cornucopia/Japan: 

  • who hogs the duvet

Cornucopia tbh

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Japan since he worries about him. Cause we all know what happens to him. Fucking Hope Bitch caught him to be Loli Boy’s murderer and im still salty. Fuck upoopoopoo bear he killed my bae.

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Cornucopia. He knows what Japan likes.

  • who gets up first in the morning

Japan cause he’s Japan

  • who suggests new things in bed

lmao Japan does

  • who cries at movies

They both do 

  • who gives unprompted massages

Cornucopia

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick

CORNUCOPIA

  • who gets jealous easiest

They both get equally jealous

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Cornucopia probably likes country music that nerd

  • who collects something unusual

Idk Japan?

  • who takes the longest to get ready

Cornucopia cause he’s a little shit.

  • who is the most tidy and organised

Japan because he’s Japan

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

Probably both?

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

big: Cornucopia

little: Japan

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Cornucopia of course

  • who starts the most arguments

Japan? Cornucopia? Idk?

  • who suggests that they buy a pet

Cornucopia wants a kitty, Japan gets him a goddamn kitty

  • what couple traditions they have

NOT DYING LMAO

  • what tv shows they watch together

Idk just cause the show had that trial thing I guess that other lawyer anime? (I’ve been informed by you and Marlin it is Ace Attorney lmao) 

  • what other couple they hang out with

Jasper and Donut Boobs

  • how they spend time together as a couple

NOT DYING ON A DUMB SHOW WITH A DUMB BEAR AND BLONDE BITCH FUCKING THEM UP (I KNOW SHE’S NOT BLONDE BUT SHE ACTS IT)

  • who made the first move

Cornucopia cause Japan was flustered

  • who brings flowers home

Cornucopia. 

  • who is the best cook

Japan definitely. 

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Nico walks back inside the penthouse. His wife Allie is defiantly placing elegant designer shopping bags on the kitchen counter.

Allie coldly: Did some extremely frivolous, extremely expensive shopping today. Call the accountant, because I f*cked up your wallet today.

Nico softly: I see that.

Allison remorseful: I’m sorry, Nico! I’ll take it all back. I was just so mad at you! Mad at this situation!

Nico pulls his wife into his arms, kisses her deeply.

Nico: It’s fine. You don’t have to take anything back. You deserve all of it. Every last cent.

Allison cries: Nico, I hate when we fight.

Nico: I hate it too. And I want to say I’m sorry. And I want to make you happy. Allie, if you want to try for a baby, then…let’s try. We don’t have to wait anymore if you don’t want to.

Allison confused: Nico…I don’t understand. This morning you said you didn’t want kids, that you thought I was still too sick, and now?

Nico: Now things are different, Mahal. I see how much you want this, for us to be parents. We can try.

Allison holds her husband tight, her heart soaring. Finally, the words she wanted to hear! 

Life as a Poet

And I thought, “Who would I be without poetry?” It’s a comforting friend when loneliness sets in. She listens softly like a cat and purrs words and whisks her tail through lines I didn’t know I felt. She cries when I am profoundly hurt, but too stubborn to shed the tears myself. She surprises me with connections I hadn’t forged as bridges to my soul, swings high to such esoteric spaces my mind couldn’t hold aloft for five minutes. She takes the collective thoughts I had scattered about the room and melds the clutter into a living space my mind can breathe in. Poetry organizes, energizes, humbles, makes me stumble, yet proves so terribly satisfying as a lover who tucks me in bed and holds my body close. Without her, i couldn’t be this series of disproportioned selves, each brightly hued and discordant, yet harmonizing all the same.

Waxing Rhapsodically – A Tattooed Thought #4

anonymous asked:

My gooosh Melissa and Norman KILLED it last night. And to know that they cried for real during their reunion gets me emotional. Melissa brings the best out of him, he's so good with stuff when he films with her. And last night proved again how close they are. If this did not make you emotional then I don't know. They are absolutely amazing together. Side note: even though it's a Norman blog can they please give Melissa her long deserved Emmy after tonight? They both acted the hell outta it!

I agree 100% with everything you just said! 🙌🏽

anonymous asked:

My gooosh Melissa and Norman KILLED it last night. And to know that they cried for real during their reunion gets me emotional. Melissa brings the best out of him, he's so good with stuff when he films with her. And last night proved again how close they are. If this did not make you emotional then I don't know. They are absolutely amazing together. Side note: even though it's a Norman blog can they please give Melissa her long deserved Emmy after tonight? They both acted the hell outta it!

I didn’t get emotional all, are you saying there is something wrong with me anon 😫😫😫😫 why are you so mean……kidding I thought it was nice not sure if that means emotional are not. I don’t have any control of Emmys and if I did it would be a whole different animal, think  Island of Dr.Moreau weird. 🤗🤗

me:  i love that he looks like a puppy 
also me:  i hate that he looks a puppy

lil’ medical vent under the cut so beware.

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ABC meme! I got tagged by @midori-n

a - age: 25

b - biggest fear: Dying alone

c - current time: 5:26 pm

d - drink you last had: iced coffee

e - every day starts with:  trying to see if i can sleep 5 more minutes

f - favorite song: don’t really have one? I’m into All the King’s Horses by Karmina right now, i’ve been listening to it on loop for 5 days

g - ghosts, are they real: they fuckin better not be

h - hometown: Seoul, Korea

i - in love with: my cat and also Garrett Hawke

j - jealous of: people with jobs that pay more than 100k lbr

k - killed someone: my ocs. so many ocs

l - last time you cried: yesterday when i went to the cat cafe

n - number of siblings: 1

o - one wish: make $$$

p - person you last called/texted: my mom

q - questions you’re always asked: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND???

r - reasons to smile: cats exist in this world. Adam Howden has narrated alien BDSM smut

s - song last sang: ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN COULDN’T PUT ME TOGETHER AGAIN

t - time you woke up: 7 am this morning

u - underwear color: black

v - vacation destination: literally any tropical beach

w - worst habit: forgetting to eat. purposefully not eating

x - x-rays you’ve had: got my boobs x-rayed once

y - your favorite food: sushi? fried chicken? delicious creamy soups? does coffee count?

z - zodiac sign: leo

tagging: if you want to do this i tag you!

me @ myself: u are a lovely young woman! you are a catch! anyone would be lucky to have you! your loneliness and pain won’t last forever! you will get your happiness one day, you deserve it!

myself @ me: 

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I got bored of feeling depressed, so I got to thinking… I wanted to get my love for skating back.” -Yuuri Katsuki 

Happy Birthday Nana ( @bokouto ) & Yuuri , my adorable bday twins°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Okay but if Keith knew Shiro had a crush on Allura, do you think he talked about it while he and allura were alone in the pod??

Imagine if Keith were trying to play wingman for Shiro, except he was really bad at it

“So… Shiro’s arm… it’s pretty cool… it could light up someone’s world.”

“Did you see how sweaty shiro was in training; it was moist.”

“He’d make a great father, even if his kids are half alien from a species he had only learned about less than a month ago.”

Or alternately: Keith being a little shit

“Once, when I was 15, Shiro got mad at me and locked me in the bathroom and the lock broke so I was stuck there for an entire day. He was so sorry he cried for three hours straight.”

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Hey guys! I am so unbelievably happy to announce that my secret project is officially finished! After four solid months of work, Table Fables is complete. 

Now, Table Fables is a labor of love - 84 illustrated pages of item tables and generators to make dungeon masters’ lives a little easier. Inside you’ll find a ton of cool things including but not limited to: a full character generator, a disease generator, a kingdom generator, potion generator, a magic items table, a scavenging table, a curse table, a dream table and a ton of other little fun things!

If you want to check it out on Amazon, click here! It’s a super cheap, fun little book meant to make DnD a little more interesting. Thanks for reading! 

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✨ 🌸 mildliner inspired study playlists🌸 ✨

blue pack (cool)

  • mostly instrumental music for improved concentration
  • best for “chill” study sessions i.e. re-reading lessons, rewriting notes, making annotations, flashcards etc
  • of cool breeze floating gently into the room, causing the edges of curtains to flutter. you look up from your notebook and notice how quiet the world is, how clean your desk is. books are neatly stacked in a corner; the vase has fresh daisies in it. you can hear your soft breathing in the silence.
  • everything is so calm, and yet you’re crying.

pink pack (neon)

  • for when you have something due at 7am and it’s already 4am but you’re just 50% done RIP
  • no really why did you procrastinate???!
  • YA SO TIRED BUT YA GOTTA GET THAT A
  • gotta have some power POP instead of power NAP
  • “I swear I will never do this again!!!”

yellow (warm)

  • nothing really matters in life anymore; you’re just numb™
  • but you still have to study because people expect so much of you; you expect so much of you
  • this is sitting in a room feeling tired and lonely, pale sunset light surrounding you. this is thinking you’re too old for your body; that everything good has already happened.
  • this is flipping absentmindedly through textbook pages, re-reading every sentence twice because your mind is elsewhere.
  • and maybe this is about remembering something to live for, even if it’s that one friend, that one tv show