i cried for a good 20 minutes

crazyskinnylove:

voguefrance:

spagettinos:

smilebecauseicant:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

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riningear:

doryishness:

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reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!

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Do Something Already

A Shawn Mendes one shot. Requested by @alone-in-madness

Request: I think i already respuest something but i have another idea🤐😂 you and shawn hate each other so much (secretely in love but things that happened wont let you love each other) but your families are so close, you go in a trip together and because of some mistake you have to share rooms. in the middle of a fight, somehow you end having crazy passionate craving hungerly type of sex and you confess feelings ❤❤❤ LOVE U

A/N: I still don’t think I’m any good at smut, but let me know what you think :)

WARNING: SMUT


It was the weekend I dreaded every summer. I felt like some dumb, stereotypically angsty teenager, but I genuinely didn’t want to go on this family trip. While Muskoka was beautiful, it was also boring. All my friends were still in Toronto for the long weekend, while I was being forced to spend my time at a rented cottage with my family and the family of my parents’ friends.

The son of my parents’ friends was my age, which means you’d think after all this time being forced to hang out together we’d become friends, but in fact the opposite was true. Shawn was the scum of the earth, and the reason I dreaded going so much for what had become an annual tradition. It didn’t matter how good looking he was or how nice he was to his younger sister or the passion he put into his music, he was still an asshole. I felt my stomach drop when I saw him come outside with the rest of his family once we’d arrived at the cottage. 

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Can we all acknowledge how incredible it is that Spongebob is pervasive in Millennial culture?

There’s another post about this that’s short and sweet about “me hoy minoy hoy” being meaningful to an entire generation of people.

But we also recognize things like “No, this is Patrick.” and “I did this thing and I only cried for 20 minutes!” and “CHOCOLATE!” and Handsome Squidward. You can go up to almost anyone in their 20s and say or pantomime any of those things and get a laugh.
Shoutout to the Spongebob crew for making something *SO GOOD* and *SO BIG* that literally everyone knows about it. Shoutout to the voice cast for doing it for so long.

I went to a live reading by the cast at SDCC 2015 and it was a standout moment of my adult life and that’s an incredible thing to think about when you take a step back. 

More trans Keith headcannons

More trans Keith headcannons because it has been a rough week and I like to project my insecurities onto fictional characters to feel validation!
Also, thank you for the love the last List got, I’m glad you all relate!
* Keith has very curvy hips and a substantial butt- there are some nights he tries to hide this but most days he rocks it like nobodies business.
- Lance’s brain fries every time Keith walks around in leggings or skinny jeans or even fucking sweatpants.
* Keith spent a really really long time alone- sometimes intentionally and other times because he had to be- not to mention having to figure out who he was at such a young age- as a result he’s really really in tune with himself. He identifies his own emotions fairly well- and this is why he acts on instinct so much.
- this isn’t to say that he always handles it well. Just because he recognizes what he’s feeling doesn’t mean he’s willing to admit it to anyone but himself. When he realizes he’s so entirely head over heels for Lance- he trains until he can’t stand anymore he’s so exhausted- he locks himself in his room and ignores and ignores and ignores- he pushes himself away from everyone and isolates himself until the loneliness he’s so familiar with sets in because he’s fucked up so many things in his life, but he can’t fuck up this one.
- Eventually- when this begins to effect the forming of Voltron and things are getting too dangerous and his teammates are hurt because of him- he stops. He starts showing up to group dinners again and trains with them instead of alone- and things are almost ok again, but no one really knows what happened (or maybe they do- he’s not sure- but it takes weeks for them to stop sending him concerned glances when they think he’s not looking. He is.)
* He’s got chubby cheeks and a relatively round face- that’s become more angular as he got older and transitioned further- but it’s always been and will continue to be a source of great dysphoria for him.
- it used to be a lot worse when he first started transitioning at 15. He was a lot chunkier as a kid than he is now- but he had a shit ton of free time and hated his body a little too much, so after years of workouts to blow off steam and sort of careful eating, he feels a little better than he used to.
* Growing up his most painful, prominent source of dysphoria was his voice. In the care of his mother he was never, ever under any circumstances allowed to start Testosterone, and he feared that when he was voice training he’d sound unnatural. He used to try things from protein pills to testosterone boosters and nothing worked- there was a point where he was so desperate he’d even attempted to get T illegally- but he never had the connections and he feared his mother noticing the changes. (He wouldn’t admit it out loud- but there are nights he’s still so dysphoric he’d be willing to do it still, if given the opportunity.)
* He has a hard time knowing when it’s time to take his binder off. He stretches wearing it as long as he can- and it scares him sometimes how he’s willing to suffer through the excruciating back pain and the slightly too tight squeeze of his ribs because he knows it’s unhealthy and one day it’s gonna catch up to him but he just- it’s just… He just can’t, ok?
- there’s one instance when the group is in the middle of a training session and he’s been wearing it for hours too long that the pain is just too much- he can’t breathe and he collapses in front of everyone, nearly getting knocked over by the simulator. They all run over to him and try to help but it’s ultimately pidge that finally understands what’s going on. “Keith,” they say, tone softer and more understanding than he thinks they should be “Keith, I know it’s hard but you have to take it off. It’s ok, it going to be ok. You can put it back on tomorrow, but it’s time.” And the team is so confused until Keith turns around and reluctantly takes both his shirt and binder off before putting his shirt back on. He turns around and his shoulders are slumped, breathing choppy and lip quivering and he just… Breaks. They spend a good 20 minutes on the training deck floor all holding Keith as he cries and unravels before them- and Lance thinks that if Keith were anyone else- if he knew him any less well that he might mistake Keith for glass- fragile and chipped- but he knows Keith. He knows that this is more open than he’s ever seen Keith, and he is so proud of him. (His heart still hurts, wiping away the red Paladins tears and telling him that he is a boy no matter what- that one day the burden will be lighter, but for now Keith needs to let them hold some of the weight.)
* Keith really likes applesauce, soup, lo mein, and cereal
- seriously- it’s all he lived on in his shack. If you come near him whilst he is in possession of any of these foods expect to be glared at.
* Keith can’t cook for shit
* Keith can’t cook for shit, but oh boy, don’t ever challenge him to a bake off because he will kick your ass and serve it to you in a cake pan (Lance learned this the hard way- the cake was so worth it though.)
* Keith used to get really lonely. He used to try and connect with people- try to meet others feel connections with someone- feel fucking anything- but eventually he just gave up. He got tired of being lonely- so he chose to be alone. (Then he’d met Shiro- the man who’d become a brother of sorts- and then Lance and Pidge and Hunk and Allura and even Coran and… Things had changed then. They were their own family of sorts, in a weird dysfunctional way of course.)
* Keith’s a cuddler, and absolutely a koala boyfriend.
- If you are anything less than a best friend he will recoil when you touch him- but if you’re close to him he enjoys said touches- enjoys sprawling across hunk and Shiros laps during movie nights or curling up with pidge under a blanket marathoning the X files. And when he and Lance start dating? Oh boy. Lance can’t get the boy off of him (not that he minds- at all.)
* Sometimes Keith’s dysphoria gets so bad that there are nights he has nightmares about being misgendered the way he was back on earth, about waking up to find himself looking the way he had growing up. He cries when he wakes up, and sometimes he walks to lances room and let’s himself indulge in the feeling of the other boys arms wrapped around him. (In the morning, he always slinks out before Lance wakes. He shoves the overwhelming love he feels back where it belongs and ignores it once more- but that doesn’t stop it from drifting into his memories at night.)
* Keith is just tired honestly
* But things in the castle are so much better than they ever have been- he is so much happier, the dysphoria is something that’s never going to go away, but he has people who… Who love him now, who support him and believe in him when he can’t find the energy to do so himself.
* Keith doesn’t recognize the person in photographs taken in his childhood
- He still can’t decide if he should be sorry about that or not.
So that’s all for now, I’ve been writing for a while and I feel like I’ve got a pretty substantial amount going here. So there you go

Blizzards Make Bedfellows

I don’t have a fic to fit today’s prompt so take this one from yesterday’s instead

Dec. 19 – Winter weather (including blizzards that knock out the power and then people have to cuddle for warmth. Just saying.)



The power finally goes out for good around eight thirty.

It had been blinking off and on for hours and finally the weight of the snow on the tree limbs became too much.

“My pie!” Bitty cries. “It still has twenty minutes left.”

“I needed to print something!” Holster bellows from the attic.

Ransom sighs heavily from the couch. “Guys, my phone is down to 20%, what the fuck am I going to do?”

Nursey catches his shoulder on the wall as he tries to walk into the kitchen.

“Okay,” Jack says, calm as ever, as he turns on the flashlight on his phone and places it in the middle of the kitchen table. “Bittle, leave the oven door closed. The pie will keep cooking for a little while. Holster’s just going to have to print in the morning. Ransom, there’s a portable charger on my desk upstairs. Go grab it. Nursey, you’re staying here tonight. There’s an extra blanket in the hall closet.” He kneels down and opens the cabinet under the sink and pulls out a bucket of candles and flashlights. “Bittle, there are matches in the junk drawer. Everyone grab what they need.”

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MUNday Facts

I was tagged by the lovely @itshaejinju​ <3 Love you !! 

MUNday Facts:
Name: Blindbae ;)

Favorite drink: ORANGE JUICE. I CAN’T HAVE ENOUGH. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Favorite Snack: Rice cakes and peanut butter (….with orange juice hehe)
Favorite meal: Grilled grouper is my favorite. Pretty much any kind of fish I’m down with. Mostly grouper though. 
Favourite memory: Adopting my flat coat retriever Khloe. It was like 2 in the morning when we decided to take her home. I got in the car and cried for like 20 minutes. Fun fact. I was so happy ahah.

Favorite tv show: Being Human (US Version) MMM ITS SO GOOD EVERYONE WATCH IT. 
Favourite tumblr blog: Oh crap. Unable to answer!?!?!? I’m gonna be a neutral weirdo and say any blog with dog pictures. 

One random fact about you: I play the flute, alto saxophone, and the marimba. My least favorite one of those is the sax. IT MAKES MY LIPS HURT AH.

One random fact about your day: I just took my poodle outside like 10 minutes ago. Glamorous ikr.

One random fact about your job/school: Unemployed and I finished high school in January of 2016. 2 weeks before surgery too. GG, blindbae. 

One random fact about your favorite tv show: Sally is my hero.

What is one thing you would sell your soul for: Ignis Scientia being a real person.

If you could only have one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be: My queen of red hears tank top and red shorts. Also flip flops. I love flip flops. 

What was the last song that got stuck in your head: Sunday in the Park With George by Bernadette Peters 

Zombie Apocalypse. What is your weapon of choice: My tears? No I’d like a sword plz.


Did you have a baby blanket? Do you still have it: Yes I had a million baby blankets and they’re all broken up now ahaha. I have one remaining. 


What is your favorite Halloween costume you’ve ever worn: I dressed up as a mime in like 3rd grade. That was fun. 
Beach or Water Park: Water park. The beach sucks. Everything about the beach sucks. The sand. The water. The people. The birds. Mostly the sand. YOU’RE SWIMMING IN WHALE PEE PEOPLE.
Name a song that you dislike: Roman Reloaded by Nicki Minaj. I accidentally bought it on iTunes and I get so mad every time I here it.

What do you think is your spirit animal: An elephant
What is the most played song on your MP3/MP4: Sanctuary from the Borderlands 2 Soundtrack lol. Whoops I’m a dork. 

Tag six people: (I’m sorry if you already been tagged I just like y’all a lot) @stunninglyignis, @stephicness, @themissimmortal, @cupnoodle-queen, @lupanaoflaminar, @ebony-and-chocobos, @momokitty27

tag game question thing!

THE LAST
1.Drink: Lemon water bc im bougie
2.Phone call: My boss
3.Text message: My auntie!
4.Song you listened to: It Ends Tonight -All American Rejects
5.Time you cried: this morning 

6.Dated someone twice: never twice
7. Been Cheated on: nope
8.Kissed someone and regretted it: yes…i regret them all lmfao
9.Lost someone special: My nana :(
10.Been depressed: high school
11.Gotten drunk and thrown up: once last year  

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Pink 2. white 3. blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
15.Made new friends: Yes <3
16.Fallen out of love: No!!
17.Laughed until you cried: five minutes ago at a penguin falling video
18.Found out someone was talking about you: my friends and sister in our group chat but nothing bad just a good old fashion roast
19.Met someone who changed you: yes!
20.Found out who your true friends are: hmmm….yes
21.Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope

22.How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of em
23.Do you have any pets: a doggo…a kitty…a gerbil….
24.Do you want to change your name: yes
25.What did you do for your last birthday: nothinggg
26.What time did you wake up: 7 am 
27.What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking tea and eating cookies, watching the 100
28.Name something you cannot wait for: go traveling with my friends :D
29.When was the last time you saw your mother: just earlier today
30.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Wish I had the patience to learn a new language also get a new car but not have to pay for it…..a free car….LOL
31.What are you listening to right now: bbh playing lol 
32.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My old boss was named Tom :)))))
33.Something that is getting on your nerves: My boss keeps jacking up my work schedule
34.Most visited website: Tumblr
35.Elementary: eons ago!
36, High School: Been out of high school for almost 6 years 
37.College: never 
38.Hair color: brown
39.Long or short hair: shortish
40.Do you have a crush on someone: yes but its fizzling out since hes in another state fjksnk
41.What do you like about yourself: not much 
42.Piercings: 4!
43.Blood type: O
44.Nickname: Vani
45.Relationship status: Single
46.Zodiac sign: idk!!
47.Pronouns: She/her
48.Favorite tv show: doctor who, the 100, pll, svu, the blacklist
49.Tattoos: I don’t have any!
50.Right or left hand: Right

FIRST…
51.Surgery: tonsils removed
52.Piercing: ears
54.Sport: soccer
55.Vacation: disneyworld…take me back lol
56.Pair of trainers: no clue

MORE GENERAL…
57.Eating: cucumbers……..sorry bbh
58.Drinking: lemon waterrrrrr
59.I’m about to: do a face mask
61.Waiting for: bbh to reply to my ig messages LOL
62.Want: to be rich and travel ..more realistically I want to move back to connecticut………im too much of a new englander for this southern life LOL
63.Get married: hope soooo
64.Career: event planner rn so i guess thats what ill continue ta do but I wouldve loved to have been an astronomer lol
65.Hugs or kisses: Both
66.Lips or eyes: eyes
67.Shorter or taller: taller
68.Older or younger: older
70.Nice arms or nice stomach: arms
71.Sensitive or loud: Sensitive!
72.Hook up or relationship: Relationship
73.Troublemaker or hesitant: ????

HAVE YOU EVER…
74.Kissed a stranger?: nope
75.Drank hard liquor?: yes sir
76.Lost glasses contact/lenses?: constantly
77.Turned someone down?: all the old as dirt creepy men at my job
78.Sex on first date?: no
79.Broken someone’s heart?: dont think so LOOL
80.Had your heart broken?: Yes 
81.Been arrested?: no
82.Cried when someone died?: Mhm
83.Fallen for a friend?: unfortunately 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
84.Yourself?: hmmm
85.Miracles?: no
86.Love at first sight?: nope
87.Santa Claus?: Nope
88.Kiss on the first date?: yep
89.Angels?: of course

OTHER….
90.Current best friend’s name: everyone in the “me n my black friends” group chat…….none of them are on tumblr so theres no point in typing names LOL
91.Eye color: brown
92. Favourite movie: My best friends wedding :)


i tag: @mxci @xiumins-buttcrack @kimjunnoodle @sehun-ist @dorkdo @notelly @yhangzixing @yixingmetosleep @kimkaisgf @88gf @callmeminseok

Party - Kwon Jiyong / Gdragon ( angst ) PART 3

TITLE: PARTY - Kwon Jiyong / Gdragon ( angst ) PART 3
TYPE: angst
CONTENT: read part two here! : http://bby-ji.tumblr.com/post/129987870417/party-kwon-jiyong-gdragon-angst-part-2
read part one here! : http://bby-ji.tumblr.com/post/128646354817/party-jiyong-gdragon-angst-part-i
decided to try to make this a whole series since i got some old requests for it!!!! didnt have a lot of notes but meh i like this plot kekeke

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Frustrated. Confused. Aching. The joy you used to feel when you saw Jiyong along the corridors had soon turned to just rushing past him; with mixed emotions of pain and anger. He would always turn back when you rushed past him, holding his hand up slightly an gaping his mouth as if he had something to say, but you would always be long gone before he could mutter anything.

But he wasn’t the only one hurting.

Lonely nights you had spent, not daring to check the internet for more scandalous photos of him; nor daring to look at your old texts, even though you were tempted to. Who wouldn’t. You and Jiyong were in love before. And no doubt you still were. Well, you at least.

You strode down the corridors of YG, high heels clicking as you took each step. Behind your tough, stuck up exterior as a head stylist you were lifeless, and only one person knew that.

“______!” Chaerin exclaimed.
“Mm? Ah! CHAERIN AH~!” You spotted her down the corridor and ran towards her dramatically and held her in a tight embrace.

“Aigoo ah~ you’ve grown,” you spoke like a grandmother to her child. It was an inside joke you had with the 2NE1 members, and Chaerin gladly returned the favour.

“Yes, have you eaten?” she said in the same old-lady tone as she patted your butt.

You pulled away and nodded. You hadn’t seen her for a long time and to see her all of a sudden was refreshing. The two of you caught up and walked to your office, and the moment you stepped in, you slammed the door behind you; scaring Chaerin.

“A…are you okay?” she asked. A rhetorical question in your opinion, of course you weren’t okay.

“I… Jiyong… I just have to tell somebody,” you wheezed, tears brimming out of the blue.

“Let it out,” Chaerin sighed as she walked over and rubbed your back.

“I still love him. More and more each day. It hurts. Unnie… it really…really hurts,” you whined as tears were streaming fown your cheeks.

Only Chaerin and Jiyong would see you like this. Broken down, torn from work or love. You were never one to show emotion. You were determined, hard working and had a very bold and cold aura to you.

And now that you didn’t have Jiyong, the only person who you could break down to was Chaerin. Or so you thought.

You sat there, sitting in the middle of your office, face strewn with mascara, evidently showing that you cried but however the expression of your face showed no trace of it. After that crying session, you were back to stage one- alone, upset, and helpless.

“Why don’t you say something,” Chaerin broke out.
“You can’t just live your life cold and strong and then just suddenly allow your life to collapse for a good 20 minutes,”

“Watch me,” you said, unintentionally rude. You laughed and looked down.
“Jiyong always told me not to bottle everything inside, yet here I am, trying with every burst of energy in me to hold my emotions in,”

“You really love him…”

“More than I should,”

Just then, you heard heavy pounding on the door.

“N-noona? Noona ya!” a husky voice shouted.

“It’s Bobby,” Chaerin assured me.

You cleaned yourself up and creaked open the door, only to find a wide-eyed, anxious looking rapper.

“Sajang-nim… he’s looking for you,” he panted.

“The…the boss?” you asked, confused.

“Woah there have you been crying?” he walked to you, but you brushed him off and walked to Yang Hyun Suk’s office.

You stepped out and let the cold air hit your teary face as you looked down and averted the stares you were getting.

Just as you passed a dark corridor, a pair of strong arms lifted you up and carried you into a room, slamming you against the door.

“What the-” you screamed and looked up at the man.

His eyes were red and droopy, eyebags evident and he his red hair was peeking through his black hoodie which you instantly recognized to belong to…

Jiyong.

“You aren’t talking to the boss today,”

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S o n s  o f  W i n t e r f e l l .
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destielydia  asked:

hey babe! do you know any good Narusasu fanfoctions? or writer? :)

Oh dear you’ve probably heard of these but here are my personal faves 

It Started Over Coffee + sidefics + Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year (Rasengan22) » A MUST. READ. IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT GO READ IT YOU’RE MISSING OUT go go go

The Greatest Actor (Rasengan22) » sad ending :( I liked it though. Basically Rasengan22 is a goddess and we should all build a temple for her

Stuck in the Between (michelerene) » only a one-shot but I’m pretty sure I cried a little when I first read it 

The Demilitarized Zone (michelerene) » Good as a fun read

Torrid (KageKitsuneXXX) » it’s so long but it destroyed me and I think it’s really realistic. Omg a must read, this will give you feels

20 Things + No Logic in Love (Quack says the T-shape) » It’s not a /story/ per se but it’s funny and adorable, you can read it in 10 minutes :3 

Spiral Falling (BeccaAmon) » the first SasNar fanfic I read. Tbh I can’t remember the story much but I know I liked it. Don’t trust me on this tho

Therapy (NavyBlueWings) » all of their works are good as a light-read, but I personally find some parts um.. overdone? Idk but it’s still fun 

Roommates (FastForward) » can’t remember..but it was good? i suck

Lucky Bachelorette Number Two (Quillslinger) » short, funny and cute :3

Oops I went a bit overboard. Hope you enjoy!

(if anybody has other SasNar fic recs could you leave a reply..? hehe) 

When you realise just how bad your Ed was....

Went to 711 last night and got TWO snacks and a cappuccino. My bf and i had lots of fun and watched shows and ate our snacks!

if it had been two months ago? I would have looked at the calories, gotten one snack I didn’t really want (it would just have to fit my daily allowance) and would have wanted to cry or would have cried if I went even 50 calories over.

Back then I didn’t realize how rediculous it was to cry and take 20 minutes to choose one snack. But that’s part of the ed. You don’t think you’re being irrational or anything you think youre doing good because you avoided the “worse food”

The snacks were delicious and I do not regret one bite :) recovery does not just help you become your happiest and healthiest, you get your life back. Your rationality comes back and and you can ENJOY life.

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it’s such a good fic you should read it immediately (look at me being such a role model)

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i remember reading this for the first time and sobbing ha

i’m on the 16th chapter so far and i love it so much ;_;  

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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Favorite animal! [very important question! (rewinding-time)]

            ALRIGHT. Here we go. I’m probably gonna get emotional with this one. But… The Platypus. Specifically baby ones. I once cried over a picture of a baby Platypus with like 3 chins for 20 minutes. It was the first time I’ve ever seen a baby Platypus and tbh they’re WAY too cute for their own good. Except I probably would never hold one because I think males(?) have deadly spikes under their lil arms or something. But hoooo weeeee mama they’re HECKING cuTE. I want 20. ♥

Me trying to use a walkthrough

Walkthrough: Ok so you’re going to enter this dungeon
Me: Got it. What next?
Walkthrough: Turn right
Me: *sweats* uh, this right? Or this one…?
Walkthrough: Now walk through the door
Me: *begins to panic* there aren’t any doors here!
Walkthrough: If you look in this corner here, there’s some loot! :)
Me: I haven’t seen any loot in 20 minutes, where am I?!?
Walkthrough: Great, now you should be coming up on the dungeon boss, make sure to grab that ammo!
Me: *sobbing* I just want to find that door… Please… It’s been an hour…

*A customer, while looking directly at this sign on the cricket bin* Can I get 35 large crickets please.

Me: We… are out, unfortunately… *points to sign*

Customer: Oh…

*20 minutes later, another customer while looking DIRECTLY AT SIGN* Can I get 100 large crickets plz.

Me: We are out.

*Later, yet another customer leaning over the bin and looking directly at it* Get me 50 large.

Me: … We… are…. out….

*puts a second sign on there for good measure >C*

Customer: Can you get me 100 large cri-

Me: NO!

Seriously what in the seven hells must I do to make this more obvious!

Niall Horan One Shot - Assumptions

(photo not mine)

Category - One Shot

Smut or Fluff? - Fluff

Requested? - No

Pairing(s) - Niall Horan/Reader

Word Count - 1,132

Summary - Louis finds a pregnancy test in the bathroom and assumes it belongs to you, then tells Niall about it.

Author’s Additional Comments - Hope you guys like it! :D

“Thank you so much, Y/N. My parents would kill me if they knew what I was doing.” Your friend, Shawna, thanked you for the hundredth time.

“I know, I know. No need to thank me. I’m just being here for you.” You replied, opening the door to you and Niall’s shared apartment. “Niall?!” You called. No response. “Alright we’re good. He’s probably down at the VANS store with Louis.” You said, letting her in.

“Alright. Your bathroom’s the third door down from this hall, right?” She asked and you nodded in confirmation.

You shut the door and toed off your shoes, relaxing on the couch. Earlier, you and Shawna went down to the drug store to pick up a pregnancy test. She made a mistake with her now ex-boyfriend Kyle, who dumped her after she told him she might be pregnant. You’re 20-years-old, whereas Shawna is graduating high school this year. If she was your age, it wouldn’t be a problem if she took a test in her own home. But she’s still in school, so of course her parents would freak if they found out so you offered her to use your home.

While you waited for her to come out with the results, you scrolled through Twitter on your phone. You laughed at some tweets, favorited, retweeted, the usual. Time seemed to be passing by so slow for you because even though you didn’t show it, you were anxious to know what the results were. Less than 5 minutes later, Shawna came out with tears streaming down her face. You knew your answer.

“Oh, honey.” You said sympathetically and walked over to her, engulfing her in a hug.

“It was positive.” She sobbed. “I can’t do this on my own, Y/N. Kyle left me and my overly-fucking-religious parents are gonna disown me for sure.”

“You’ve got me, Niall, and the other lads looking out for you. You’re not on your own.” You reassured her. “C'mon. I’ll put on Netflix and we’ll eat some of Niall’s snacks. Sound good?” You offered.

She sniffled and nodded.

(*)

One movie later, Shawna had stopped crying so much. And 20 minutes into another movie, Niall and Louis came in the door laughing.

“Did you see that guy’s face?! He was scared shitless!” Niall cried in laughter. “You’re horrible!”

“What?! I saw the shoes first and they were the only ones on the rack!” Louis laughed along.

“But did you have to threaten him?!” He laughed. “‘Pal, unless you want to die tragically from shoe strings wrapped around your neck, I suggest you put those down.’” He added, impersonating Louis.

Louis laughed harder. “God, I am horrible!”

Once they died down from their laughter, they acknowledged you and Shawna cuddled up on the couch, but you two have been staring at them since they walked through the door.

“Hey princess.” Niall said to you, coming over and kissing your forehead. “Hey Shawna.” He greeted her and she waved in return.

Louis greeted them both and then announced he was going to the bathroom. Not thinking anything of it, you nodded.

“So. What’re we watchin’?” Niall asked in his thick Irish accent, swinging an arm around your shoulder.

“The Maze Runner.” You answered.

You all sat in silence for the next 3 minutes, before Louis came back down. “Niall, can I talk to you? Privately?” He asked. He looked like he had just seen a ghost.

“Yeah. Sure.” Niall said and got up.

NIALL

“What’s up?” I asked Louis once we were in me and Y/N’s room.

“Uhh…I’m not one to, ya know, beat around the bush, so I’m just gonna say it. I think Y/N may be pregnant. That’s probably why she has Shawna here, to comfort her.” He said to me.

“Wait what? How would you know?”

“I found a positive pregnancy test in the trashcan in the bathroom.”

I was pretty taken aback by this, but at the same time, pretty happy. My princess is pregnant?

“But why wouldn’t she tell me?” I asked, kinda confused.

“Well you’ve been out all day with me, remember? You only just got home. She wouldn’t wanna drop a bomb on you as soon as you walk through the door, and certainly not with me and Shawna around.” He explained.

“Make sense.” I shrugged. “Take Shawna somewhere with you for a while. I’m gonna see if Y/N will tell me then.”

He nodded and we left the room, going back into the living room with the girls.

“Well, I’m gonna go get some pizza. Shawna, wanna come with?” Louis asked her and I mentally thanked him.

She shrugged and got up, slipping on her flip flops.

“I’ll be back in a few.” Shawna said to Y/N.

Y/N nodded and then Shawna and Louis left. Now, how can I get this out of her? I guess I can start off simple. I pulled her into me and she happily cuddled into me. I placed my hand on her belly and soothingly rubbed it around a little. She looked down at my hand and raised an eyebrow.

“Is there something you wanna tell me?” She asked, sounding slightly offended.

“Is there something you wanna tell me?” I asked her back.

“No?” She answered, more like in a question form.

“Then no.” I grinned.

She breathed out a chuckle and shook her head, turning her head back to the movie. Okay, that didn’t work. I know, I can tell her a story about Lux. The topic of babies would make her nervous if she was hiding her pregnancy, right?

“You know that lucky leprechaun keychain you gave me?” I asked her.

“Yeah.”

“I remember one time on tour, after a concert,  was looking for it and I couldn’t find it and I started freaking the hell out. Like I turned our whole dressing room upside-down looking for it and I snapped at anybody who complained. Then I went into Lou’s dressing room to look for it and you know who had it? Lux.” I chuckled. “That silly baby.”

“Awww.” She giggled, then turned her attention to the movie again.

She didn’t even get nervous! She didn’t fidget with her hands, she didn’t play with her hair, nothing! I guess I should just cut to the chase.

“Babe, are you sure there’s nothing you wanna tell me?” I asked.

“Yes, why do you think that?”

“Because…” I sighed and grabbed the remote, pausing the movie. “In our room, Louis told me that he thinks you’re pregnant because he found a pregnancy test in the trash. I just want you to know that you can tell me, princess. You know you can tell me anything.” I explained to her.

“…Niall that wasn’t my test.” She said to me, giggling.

“Wait what? It wasn’t?” I asked, slightly disappointed.

“No. If it was, I would’ve told you about it the first chance I got because I know I can come to you for anything.”

“Fucking Lou.” I chuckled.

“Always sticking his nose in something that’s not his business.” She laughed.

THE LAWSUITE EP1
  • KRIS: (KICKS DOOR OPEN)
  • KRIS: I CANNOT EVEN, LUHAN! I LITERALLY HAVE NO EVENS TO CAN!
  • LUHAN: What's wrong?
  • KRIS: 'What's Wrong?' Have you been on Weibo today?
  • LUHAN: No. How was the fanmeet?
  • KRIS: Funny you should ask... (Opens Fridge)
  • KRIS: That one interviewer kept asking me about TAO!
  • LUHAN: Goodness.
  • KRIS: It's bad enough he kept asking, and now 'TAO, WHAT'S GOOD?' is trending on WEIBO realtime as we speak!
  • LUHAN: ...
  • LUHAN: Duizhang, why not just forgive and forget the whole thing and allow him to move in with us?
  • KRIS:
  • KRIS: Et tu, Luhan?
  • LUHAN: He knows he fucked up, give him another chance.
  • LUHAN: The longer you delay the inevitable the more signatures the petition to remove ZTao's tear glands accumulates.
  • KRIS: Good.
  • LUHAN: Come on...
  • KRIS: You can be forgiving all you want, he didn't drag your name into the dirt.
  • LUHAN: (Disgusted Sigh, takes out phone and opens Wechat)
  • LUHAN: (whispers) Sorry Tao, he's still pissed.
  • TAO: (Cries)
  • KRIS: And now for something to distract my Meigenis with.
  • KRIS: I've got a plan so cunning you could shine your shoes with it.
  • KRIS: Luhan, get the camera ready.
  • KRIS: ROUROU! DINNER!
  • ROUROU THE DOG: ARF!
  • (20 minutes later)
  • KRIS: Aaaaand posted! My cunning plan is coming to fruition!
  • LUHAN: I don't see a cunning plan.
  • KRIS: Luhan, you wouldn't see a cunning plan if it dressed like Xiumin in nothing but a garter belt, singing 'I am a Cunning Linguist'.
  • KRIS: Nothing gains more internet love than dogs, cats, moon moon and gay pride in full force, and Rourou is a dog!
  • KRIS: 1 video of RouRou doing tricks and bob's our uncle.
  • KRIS: They'll forget about the Tao matter faster than you can say 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall'.
  • ROUROU THE DOG: WoofWoof.
  • (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK)
  • KRIS:
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS: (whispers) Remain silent. They'll go away soon.
  • ???: Guys, open up! I know you're in there!
  • KRIS:
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS: Alright, what did you do?
  • LUHAN: I DID NOTHING!
  • KRIS: That's what you said last time when that girl followed you home and made you dinner.
  • LUHAN: I didn't leave the house all day!
  • LUHAN: And the last time I told Tao where we were you blew a gasket and insisted we move out.
  • (BANG BANG BANG)
  • LUHAN: Look, maybe he doesn't know it's us!
  • ???: KRIS! KRIS LET'S TALK!
  • KRIS: ...
  • KRIS: The tooth fairy's gonna make you rich tonight, Luhan.
  • (Gets up and opens the door)
  • JONGIN: HYUNG! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
  • KRIS: (Stunned)
  • LUHAN: (mouth open)
  • JONGIN: ... Um... (Shifts nervously) I love your hair!
  • KRIS: I have no hair.
  • JONGIN: I love the absence of it?
  • LUHAN: Yifan, don't be rude! (Rushes over and gives Jongin a hug)
  • LUHAN: Alright, why the sudden visit?
  • JONGIN: Isn't it obvious? I missed you guys!
  • KRIS:
  • KRIS: You saw the video of my dog, didn't you?
  • JONGIN: What? What dog? Hmm? MM, never heard of anything like that! Heh heh... hehehe...
  • LUHAN:
  • KRIS:
  • JONGIN: So can I touch him?
  • SOMEWHERE IN KOREA:
  • (Suho Arrives at EXO DORM)
  • SUHO: I'm home~ I've bought dinner for you all- (notice Beagle Line) What's going on?
  • CHEN: Jongin's missing.
  • BAEKHYUN: Kyungsoo read 50 shades of grey.
  • CHANYEOL: It's not funny anymore, Kyungsoo let us down!
  • KYUNGSOO: None of you are untied until you tell me where's Jongin.
  • KYUNGSOO: I've waited an entire month for this. I worked hard for this off day to spend with him.
  • KYUNGSOO: My mother died, I hardly noticed.
  • KYUNGSOO: My father chopped his head off and pickled it in Kimchi, I scarcely looked up from my work.
  • KYUNGSOO: Just yesterday, Sojin started engaging in a lesbian relationship with Jung Eunji, I CARED NOT, ALL TO BE REWARDED WITH AN OFFDAY TO SPEND WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
  • KYUNGSOO: NOW WHERE'S JONGIN?!
  • BEAGLE LINE: WE DON'T KNOW, WE SWEAR! HE JUST LOOKED AT HIS PHONE AN HOUR AGO AND RAN FOR THE AIRPORT! WE SWEAR!
  • KYUNGSOO:
  • KYUNGSOO: Sehun, fetch me the Whip.
  • BEAGLE LINE: JOONMAMA!!!!!
  • SUHO: Hold on...
  • KYUNGSOO: What?
  • SUHO: Did you guys just say... the airport?
  • TO BE CONTINUED