i created valve fandom

Your name is VALVE FANDOM, you’ve just stepped through your PORTAL and you’re not entirely sure what’s going on. HOMESTUCK FANDOM keeps nervously glancing at your CROWBAR.

People also keep crying over HIATUSES. Please, you’re still holding out for your THIRD INSTALLMENT. In the meantime, you keep obtaining more HATS. Which is perfectly fine.

You seem to have a thing in common with HOMESTUCK FANDOM. You’ll ship anything. ROBOTS and TEST SUBJECTS, a SCIENTIST and his COMPANION, even MORTAL ENEMY TEAMS. Yes, the entire teams. You ship them in every way. Every way.

You think everyone just needs to calm down and wear some HATS.