i created a gorgeous man

so like

why isn’t keith x pidge called forestfire

and hunk x pidge called earthbound

and lance x pidge called plant growth

??????

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

keith x lance called smoke (i thought about calling it steam but that would be too real winks at smut fanfics

keith x hunk called volcanic eruption

keith x shiro called suns and stars

hunk x lance called beach

hunk x shiro (i’ve never seen fanfic for them but whateva) called space debris

allura x shiro called black-hole (cause shiro always disappears and allura feels like a part of her missing without him there haha im so funny)

allura x lance called ice (allura is always cold towards him when he flirts ie. water freezes when it’s cold)

keith x allura called fossil fuels [allura had hated keith, but now she’s grown closer to him; both (presumably?) having lost their fathers or remnants of them from reality and they’re both aliens so]

i haven’t come up with one for shiro x pidge, allura x pidge, and lance x shiro yet

ALSO I DON’T REALLY THINK CORRAN WOULD BE SHIPPED WITH ANYONE NO OFFENSE BUT LIKE HE’S THEIR UNCLE/GRANDPA FIGURE (if someone makes an uncle grandpa joke im deleting my blog oh my god i hate that show im sorry)

but hypothetically, i think corran and hunk would have a platonic/friendly relationship with their shared love of cooking and it would just be called fossils bc ya corran is supposed to be ded n shit

but ok lance is corran’s favorite no one fight me on this also their platonic ship would be called crystal idk that’s all i got

EDIT: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT KING ALFOR ANF CORRAN IM

anyway

they’re called handmaiden ;))) one giv the succ the other givs teh fucc

idek what that means im like half awake

Slowly

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Summary: While on vacation, you get a lesson on how to appreciate every moment.

Warnings: Ummm…smut?, getting friendly with a stranger

Word Count:1,126

A/N: I had opened up requests for my 1K celebration and still had a request from @impala-dreamer unwritten, ooops. Sorry it took so long. I have been toying with this idea for months and kept changing it up, so I decided to finally just post it so I’ll stop changing it. Beka’s request was “I just want a sam smut with the color blue and a tight and unusual location. you do the rest.” Well I veered off of this some, but I hope you still like it. I shouldn’t have to clarify this, but for this let’s just assume Jared is single and doesn’t have kids. Thanks to @megansescape for the read over and @arryn-nyx for listening to me talk about writing this but taking forever to actually do so. You both are awesome!


I stroll through the market of Santurce, Puerto Rico enraptured by all of the art surrounding me. All of the colors, smells, and sounds carry me away from all of my personal troubles into a tranquil trance that feels like it’s right where I belong.

I glance into each shop and building I pass by, looking for the one piece of art that I cannot live without. I pause at the doorway to a very small artist shop and find myself glued. Inside is perhaps the most gorgeous man I have ever laid eyes on creating the most sensual piece of art I had seen in many years.

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  • <p> <b>Coran:</b> Shiro, my boy,when was the last time you last slept?<p/><b>Shiro:</b> *staring into space, downing a giant pot of coffee.* Who's sleep? I don't know her.<p/></p>
  • yuri on ice animator 1: dude thats really gay
  • yuri on ice animator 2: i know dude
  • yuri on ice animator 1: but do u know what we can do
  • yuri on ice animator 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Man my mom and I we’re re-working some of our very first OCs, Rin, Aika, and Daisuke, and I’m really glad because they were in desperate need of being re-worked and explored and shit.

On that note Daisuke is the sweet, purest goddamn cinnamon roll I’ve ever created.  This good sweet boy.  My perfect son.  My gorgeous young man.