i couln't help myself


My cold dark tower seems so bright
I swear it must be Heaven’s light


Okay so I was really thirsty a couple minutes ago, but I wanted something sweet, but there isn’t shit in my house right now except bottled water and my saliva which isn’t to thirst quenching. As I searched my kitchen, I found this Sobe in a bottom cabinet. Mind you it was the only one in there and nobody ever goes into that cabinet. Before I did anything else I opened it and took a sip, then another sip, then one more. It wasn’t until after those sips I realized the expiration date was Sept. 19, 2011. So I weirdly ignored that and now it’s sitting in my face in a cup full of ice as I drink it while I watch “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.”

Am I going to die?