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Or Nah (One - Shot)

Or Nah: Reader and Bucky are doing their routine workout before an extremely important mission, which doesn't go as planned when Bucky shows her his own playlist he made.

A/N: I've always wondered what would happen if Sam introduced Bucky to some really dirty songs! I was dying while writing this haha! If you want to hear the song while you read it’s right here! :D I hope you guys like it! ENJOY! - Delilah

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Very dirty song lyrics, pls beware lol. Bucky being a flirty little shit. Slight secondhand embarrassment. 

You let out a small sigh as you placed the weight in your hand down. You had been in the gym for a solid two hours, working out for the mission that was coming up later that week. It was a pretty big one, and you wanted to make sure you were ready for anything and everything. Bucky, who would be your partner for the mission had agreed to join you for the workout, and to your surprise, he even offered to chose the playlist. 

Ever since he and Sam had been hanging out more often, they’ve been able to catch him up on various modern things, mostly music. You knew that Bucky had been spending time listening to the new wave of music on his little ipod you had given him for his birthday, but you had no idea what songs Sam had put on there for him. 

You and he had grown pretty close ever since Bucharest, and dare you admit, you liked him. A bit much for just friends, but you’d never tell him. There were sometimes when you swore he was reciprocating your feelings, but you always brushed it off as simple flirtatious teasing. Steve always said that’s how he used to be back in the day. 

You just figured it was some nineties rap or something, which wasn’t unlikely. 

The last song had ended, leaving the two of you in that awkward five second silence before the next song began. 

Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you dripping cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?

Your eyes nearly fell out of your head at how wide you were staring at him. He paid no attention to you, as he was in his own little world. He lowly sung along to the song as he lifted the weights in his hands. The way he spoke the lyrics, you knew damn well that he had heard the song quite a bit. 

You swallowed loudly as you watched Bucky work out. The black tank top he wore clung to his body, which was glistening with a thin layer of sweat. His arms flexed in such a delicious way each time he brought the weight up, almost as if he was showing off everything he had. 

His hair was pulled back in a messy bun, with a few rebellious strands falling in front of his face. Your eyes analyzed the way his jaw clenched each time he flexed, and the way his lips pursed. His brow was furrowed with concentration as he worked out, his eyes staring forward at the grand mirror in front of him as he watched himself. 

And Jesus, that metal arm. It shifted and clicked with each movement, and you honestly found yourself wondering how on earth you could be attracted to a prosthetic limb. Regardless, you’ve wanted it and him. 

After making sure you weren’t drooling over him, you peered back up at his face, expecting him to still be in his own little world. But to your horror, he was staring right at you. His mouth was curved upwards into a little, fascinated smile as he watched you. Regardless, he continued singing along to the song. 

You gonna run it for these hundreds, girl, or nah?
Show me is you really ‘bout your money, girl, or nah?
Don’t play with a boss, girl, take it off
Take it for a real one
You gonna get it all

You watched as he sung to you, his eyes traveling down your body. You blushed even deeper as you took in the raunchy lyrics. You had no idea why Sam would introduce him to this. Steve would probably have several heart attacks at once if he showed up. 

Bucky set down the weights in his hand with a loud clank, pulling you out of your thoughts. He made sure to give you a show as he reached behind himself and slipped the tank top from his body, tossing it to the side. He made his way over to the chin up bar, which was located directly across from you. By now, you were trying to relieve some of the arousal that was pooling between your legs by pressing them together. 

Bucky placed his hands on the bar, and slowly began lifting himself upwards, peering over at you, still singing those damn lyrics. 

Is you really 'bout your money or nah?
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this shit or nah?

Your eyes immediately went to his body, watching as every single muscle flexed as he lifted himself up. His gray sweatpants hung low on his waist, giving you a perfect view of the V of his waist. You so desperately wanted to see just a few more inches, but you knew better. He was teasing you, and you were falling right into the trap. 

Not being able to take it anymore, you stood from your seat and began walking towards the bench press. You lie back onto the bench, pressing your hands onto the bar tightly. But before you could even get started, you felt a pair of hands wrap around your legs and pull you away. 

You squeaked, trying to balance yourself. Before you could sit upwards, you were pressed back down by a metal hand. Bucky hovered over you, smirking devilishly as he placed both of his hands on either sides of your head, trapping you underneath him. You felt so small, and couldn't fight the blush that was now spread throughout your chest and face. 

Girl, is you sucking me or fucking me or nah?
Can I bring another bitch? Let’s have a threesome
Keep saying you’s a freak, you gon’ prove it or nah?

“Hey, Buck,” Sam called as he entered the room. His eyes staring down at the ipod in his hands, completely unaware of what was going on in front of him. 

“I think I accidentally took yo- WHOA!

You immediately covered your face with your hands. This was not what you hoped the outcome would be at all! You were hoping for some steamy make out sessions or maybe even Bucky’s head between your legs, but this was absolutely not what you wanted. Sam would never let you guys live this down. 

Bucky cleared his throat awkwardly as he stared at his friend, his eyes flickering between the two of you with a sheepish smile. 

“Man,” He whistled as he listened to the song blaring from the speakers. “I always knew you were a closet freak, Y/N.’” With a cackle, Sam turned on his heel and exited the gym. 

Not before calling over his shoulder that he had a very interesting story for dinner tonight. 


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21. Staying cool during a heatwave (from this list)

It was well past thirty degrees out before Ladybug and Chat Noir finally stopped for a break in their weekly patrol.

“So, can we get an akuma that, like, turns off the sun or something next?” Chat groaned where he was sprawled out on the shady, lukewarm concrete under the rooftop overhang they’d discovered together. “Just for a day. One day.”

“But then we’d have to fight in the dark,” Ladybug mumbled back, trying not to whine as she leaned (melted) against the wall by his feet. “I hate fighting in the dark.”

Her eyes felt dry when she blinked and her tongue felt cool when she licked her lips and it was really much too hot out to be doing anything that didn’t involve copious amounts of cold water, but she and Chat had a duty to the city, so patrol they would, regardless of the danger of heatstroke.

Chat sighed gustily and flopped a hand in her general direction. “Imagine I just said something really great about holding your hand. It’s too hot to think up lines.”

Ladybug laughed through her groan despite herself. “It’s too hot for holding hands, too.”

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Harry Styles Imagine

Originally posted by pinkharold

Few months ago you and Harry started to date, so far it has been amazing. He had been doing a lot of shows and had been away for couple days but still everything had been great. The words kind a knew he was dating someone, but Harry never said it was you. It was better this way, you could be together without any disturbances. 

Harry has been to most sweetest guy ever. Every time you two meet up he always has something for you. It’s ether flowers, stuffed animal or a bigger gift. Lat time he gave you a necklace. It was unbelievably beautiful. When you are with Harry you feel like an actual princes and he’s you prince. 

“You seeing Harry today?” asked on of your co-workers who found out you and him were dating by putting her nose in your businesses. From that moment on she wants to know everything you and Harry do. Mostly you just avoid her and tell her nothing, but since she is keeping it a secret you tell her anyway at the end of the day. 

“Yeah.” you smiled just thinking about seeing Harry. 

“You’re so lucky” she said walking away with her coffee and leaving you to smile to your self. Rest of the day went by some what fast and now you were on your way to see Harry. He was waiting for you at the restaurant. Usually he would come to your office and you would go together, but since some people can’t mind their own business you decided to meet somewhere else. Today it was your and his favorite restaurant. You both loved it so much, because it was where you two met. He was there having dinner with his friends while you were having dinner with you family. When you go there Harry stood up seeing you come close to him, he kissed your cheek then your lips. Like always when you two meet you, both of you tell how your days went by and then enjoy the night. The food was amazing as always, by the time of dessert you saw Harry was trying to hold in something. He had the same smile when he gave you the  necklace you had on right now. 

“What is it?” yo asked taking his hand. He kissed the back or your palm, still smiling bright. He pulled out something out of his pocket but didn’t show it to you just yet. 

“I really really like you. You’ve made me so happy in the last few months it’s just unbelievable. I never want to be so far away from you Y/N, so” he slowly opened his palm revealing a key. You looked at him, not really sure as to how you should react to this. 

“Babe, what is that? I know it’s a key but” you looked at Harry, he was smiling big, guessing this was his plan. 

“It’s a key to my house. I want you to move in with me” Harry was smiling but you looked like a dear in head lights. You tried to say something but didn’t know what to say, To you this was a bit too soon maybe even a lot too soon. Harry saw your reaction, you saw his mouth moving, he was saying something but you couldn't hear a single thing. You jumped up from your seat, Harry stopped talking and watched you. 

“I have to go. I have to .” you pointed at the door trying to think of something that would give you a reason yo leave, but couldn’t find anything. So you just walked out still mumbling something. While walking out Harry called your name. You knew the way you reacted wasn’t right, and you walking out wasn’t any better, but this was just too much. 

The next few days you stayed away from Harry. He tried to call but you always replayed with a text saying you were busy. You knew Harry wasn’t going to believe that, but you still hadn’t wrapped your head around what happened that day. One evening when you tried to watch a movie and not thing about that shiny key he was giving you a text came. It was from Harry. 

I know you don’t want to see me, but please come to the arena today. I’m having a concert there and after it I’d really like to talk to you. Explain myself. Please.

His text broke your heart a bit. The way you were acting really hurt him, so you got ready and went to the arena. At the back entrance stood his bodyguard, he gave you a small smile and let you in without a single word. You thought you would walk around and see Harry, have a quick talk and it’ll be all over, but no, he was already on stage, so you stood watching him sing. You couldn’t stop yourself from smiling, he looked so happy. The stage was his happy place. The proud was growing inside you. Harry ended one song and stood looking at the crowd, he then looked to you and smile, he was so happy to see you again. 

“I have one more song for you guys” he said picking up a guitar “I wrote it yesterday and I think it’s ready for people to hear it. This song is for someone special in my life. Someone I really care about, someone who I pushed too hard and might be losing. So” he looked at you “Y/N this is for you” he stared to play the guitar. The most amazing melody filled the room, you already felt goosebumps on your body. When he started to sing your heart melted. Harry had written a song about what was had happened, he sang an apology and begged for you not to leave him. You felt tears coming down your cheeks but a smile was on your lips. The last part of the song Harry sang looking right at you, when it was over he gave a quick thank you tot the crowd and ran to you. Harry pulled you in a hug, you held on to him for dear life. 

“I’m so sorry Harry” you looked up at him, leaning back a bit from the hug. “I shouldn’t have ran away, I shouldn’t have ignored you. I’m really sorry, but it’s just” more tears ran down your already wet cheeks. 

“It was too soon” he finished what you were trying to say “I know. I shouldn’t have done that. It was my fault” the two of you stood there hugging each other and apologizing. He said it was his fault and you said it was yours. Soon you both came to a middle ground. Both agreed on the way it all turned out to both of your faults, but at the end you realized that thanks to this you spend the night talking about the future. What you two want and when you would like to start it. The moving in part you decided to leave for later, but you knew that it would happen sooner or later. 

anonymous asked:

Yo, Jeremy go for the thing! It's called a SQUIP, and it's amazing. I was in a similar boat as you (Couldn't ask out the girl I like, also I was such a fuckin loser) but I got one, and now I'm cool and shit, and I think I actually have a chance with her, or at least my SQUIP says I do. So go for it, it's worth the 400$

Rich: But when you become all cool and popular, you’ll owe us! And you BETTER NOT be too cool for video games!

Jeremy: Are you kidding? You guys are my favorite people! Life’s a three player game, and I’m never leaving you behind!

izadoraus  asked:

For the requests that I asked before? I wanted to say 28 instead of 27, haha, silly me. Anyway, if you prefer the other requests that I asked for (26 or 8) I would prefer Marichat or Ladynoir for any of those. Thank you for answering me!

Sorry for taking so long to reply to this! It wound up a little longer than I expected. I decided to do 26 (Tending an Injury) with Marichat. Hope you enjoy, and thanks for the suggestion! :)

“Ow…” Marinette winced, glancing down at her ankle. “Tikki, I think it’s sprained.”

Tikki flew down to examine it. “It looks swollen.”

Marinette grimaced and leaned back against the wall. “How am I supposed to patrol on this?”

“Maybe you should call-” Tikki paused and flew into Marinette’s purse seconds before Chat Noir landed beside Marinette.

Marinette jumped and looked up at him. “Chat Noir? What are you doing out here?” Of course, she knew exactly what he was doing out there. He was on his way to their patrol, just like Marinette. Of course, she’d managed to twist her ankle on the way, rushing to get somewhere quiet to transform after a study session with Alya ran too long.

“I could ask you the same thing.” He raised a brow.

“I…” Marinette sighed, going for the easiest lie possible. “I was on my way home. I was studying with a friend, and it went a little late. I think I hurt myself, though.”

He frowned. “What happened?”

She gestured towards her left foot. “I tripped over my own two feet and twisted my ankle.”

He knelt beside her, examining it for a moment. “It looks pretty swollen. You’re sure it’s not broken?”

“Yeah.” She grimaced. “Trust me. I know the difference.”

He stood. “Well, either way, you shouldn’t be walking anywhere. How about I help you home?”

She wanted to argue, but in all honesty, this was probably the safest option she had, so instead, she nodded. “Thank you. That’s really nice of you.”

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Mystery Review Theater 3k

Okay. So. Let me preface this by saying that I firmly believe that y’all have the right to like or not like my writing and to express your likes and dislikes in your reviews, and I respect that. I know sometimes you’re unhappy, and I may not always agree with you (sometimes I do lol), but generally I just read, think “noted…” and move on. 

But every now and then, I get a review that I just… can’t let lie there. And I got such a review today, that is just…. I… I just… I’m sorry, I gotta share with the class and comment point by point on this thing, because…. wow. 

So. Here’s a review I just got on Breaking In – and by the way, I want to thank this person for this review, I really do, because this has been the highlight of my fucking day – and I got a brand new phone today, so that’s saying something. lol

“I was a big fan of this fanfiction in the beginning. I enjoyed every chapter and I thoroughly looked forward to a new chapter, however, recently I haven’t been enjoying it. I stopped reading at about chapter 31 because of the storyline being dragged out too long, I honestly don’t get why Regina and Robin never got back together, or at least stayed together. 

You’re not alone, tbh, I get this a lot. 

What Robin did was illegal and Regina had every right to be angry at him but not continuing on with her relationship with him over it was pointless, since when did Regina care about her mother’s opinion?! 

Uhh….. what?

Never, expect of course in her younger days, but Regina is an independent, strong woman, and the Regina in OUAT would not care about her mother’s opinion.

Okay. Hold on. Stop. This is where I had to stop and pop my eyeballs back into my head from where they had just fallen, dangling, from how wide my eyes popped open at that crazy-ass statement.

Can we just… I’m in the middle of an OUAT rewatch, and I am in the middle of season two, and LET ME TELL YOU, Regina Mills really, really cares about her MOther’s opinion. It derailed her entire redemption for half a season – with ONE CONVERSATION WITH MOMMY. 

Like. What.. What..?? What show are you watching where Regina doesn’t care about her mother’s opinion??

I’m so baffled and also so amused…


The next thing I would like to say is about the storyline again, but this time about Regina’s ‘eating disorder’, 

Don’t put that shit in quotes, that’s rude.

I don’t see why it’s such a big deal in this fanfic because it shouldn’t be. Regina chooses not to eat when her mother is around or when her mother says something insulting to her, there is no need for Regina to deny herself food over a petty thing like that, going back to the independent and strong woman part I mentioned about Regina that she clearly is, she wouldn’t do that to herself, maybe in her younger days, but not now.

Okay, hold on a second. Cora, is that you?? Like, I’m pretty sure that’s Cora Mills speaking from inside the page with that one – “there’s no need for Regina to deny herself food over a petty thing like that” are you jooooooking. Like, how insulting is it to imply that someone with an eating disorder is just being dramatic and childish, which is basically what you’re doing.

Regina has an eating disorder. It is a very real thing, that a lot of very real readers relate to, and if you wanna be dismissive and disrespectful about that because you don’t have the capacity to understand it, you can go do it somewhere else.

The next thing is about the weed in a previous chapter. When I decided to read the chapter because a friend told me that their 'relationship’ was going somewhere I was absolutely disgusted at what I read. I thought the whole fanfiction was OOC from day one, but the chapter with Regina and Robin smoking weed was seriously OOC, I cannot imagine them ever doing that. You do know it’s Regina Mills and not Trina Decker, right?!


Oh, believe me, I know it’s not my boo Trina Decker. *insert heart eyes*

Originally posted by fyeahlparrilla

And you’re right, BIn Regina smoking pot is out of character – something that she and Robin both acknowledge, and something she talks about with her therapist shortly thereafter, and which her therapist acknowledges is out of character, erratic behavior for her. It’s called a plot point, yo. It was supposed to be out of character. 

But maybe you just.. stopped reading after 37?

Also, just out of curiosity, is this the same anon who got all butthurt after Robin smoked pot in an earlier chapter? 

And the thing that made the chapter even more disgusting and disturbing was that fact that Henry, a 10/11 year old boy was left in his house allow while his mother went and got high. 

Yeah, Regina thought this was a bad idea, too. She brought it up, she felt guilty about it. Her, uh, semi-stoner not-boyfriend convinced her it was okay.

I don’t care that his mother was 'only next door’, 'a few minutes away’ something could have happened to injury or endanger Henry. He could have also been taken by robbers or kidnappers. 

Are you sure you’re not Cora Mills??? Where do you think Regina lives?? People leave kids alone at home to got to the neighbors for a chat all the time – especially when they have, y’know, security systems and shit that they could probably hear from next door if they went off. SHE DOESN’T NEED TO MOVE TO A GATED COMMUNITY, MOTHER, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FEDERAL HILL.

Also, let’s be real, if there were robbers or kidnappers, it wouldn’t matter much whether Regina was home or away, someone was probably gonna be getting hurt. She doesn’t have magic, she doesn’t own a gun, she’s not gonna overpower a band of kidnapping robbers.

Originally posted by gronazotheque

Unless maybe it’s that one…

You should never leave your child alone, no matter how far away you are from them.

Uh… I know a lot of (good) parents who would disagree with that. It’s okay to leave your ten year old alone for a little while, especially when you’re just next door, have your phone with you, and they’re asleep. Hell, did you miss the previous chapters where she left him alone for several hours in the middle of the day? Or, did you miss that whole episode in season one where she left Henry alone for an entire Saturday to go “city council meeting” the Sheriff?

How much trouble do you think this sleeping kid in a locked house is gonna get up to?

And then there was also Roland who was only in the next room while Regina and Robin got high, which was completely vile. They would never, ever do that with a child in the house. 

Looks like they would, tho…

And the fact that they decided to cook something but then decided to make out which resulted in them nearly burning the house down! 

Okay a) Do you want them together or not? Because you don’t get to be mad that they’re not getting together fast enough AND get mad that they “decided to make out”. 

b) They burned some toast, dude. The house was in no danger. Find your chill. It’s not like they came up for air to this:

Originally posted by moa8

In their state of being high they could have forgotten about Roland. 

Okay, I’m not sure if you’ve ever smoked pot before, but trust me – HALF A JOINT is not strong enough to make you forget you have a child in the case of an emergency. Might make you forget that Spice World is a terrible movie, but not that your kid is asleep upstairs. 

It made me feel sick. And the whole oral sex activity that was going on in the living room where Roland could have easily woken up and seen what was going on was inappropriate. There are bedrooms with locks for a reason!

You mean the bedroom with the child sleeping in it? That one? That’s where you’d prefer I had them hook up? Next to the toddler bed? 

Now, you may not read this review of mine or you may just ignore it because of the 500 followers that somehow like this fanfic, 

Oh, how could I ignore this one, this was comedy gold.

but I just wanted to say that some of the things that you write are too OOC and not logical or reasonable. 

Same to you, my friend.

I get the whole thing about fanfic. It’s fiction that fans write and it can be whatever they want it to be, but when you write fanfiction that involves two characters that so many people love — including myself — and they are totally OOC and seem like two different people all together, then I personally think that it’s not a fanfiction to enjoy. 

And you have the right to that personal opinion, although apparently 500+ (it is really 500 followers? I haven’t checked – that’s really cool. I’m flattered – thanks guys!) people think I’m doin’ just fine, so… I’mma keep on keepin’ on.

With that being said I’m out. Peace!”

Originally posted by gameraboy


finallygaveintothesirencall  asked:

As someone who has not read the Silmarillion, why couldn't they just fly the eagles into Mordor?

Hi! This is in reference to that chat post earlier about being smacked with The Silmarillion, no? Okay, well, the reasons a lot of people have for being annoyed about the whole “why couldn’t they just fly the eagles into Mordor” debate aren’t necessarily just because of The Silmarillion. There are plenty of reasons why this is not a good idea without even touching The Silmarillion, if you’ll indulge me:

  • first, the eagles aren’t just a taxi service. They are a neutral party and they have valid fears of being shot down (’The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. “They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew,” he said, “for they would think we were after their sheep…’). All in all, some fans view it as a bit rude to just assume that the job of transport to Mordor should be cast upon the eagles. Not the most obvious reason, of course, and I guess it veers into opinion, but I digress.
  • taking the eagles means having less plot and character development by way of a journey. A flight, regardless of how vast Middle-earth is and thus how long that flight would take, would kind of kill off quite a bit of time that could be spent journeying on land. A big part of LotR is the concept of journey, companionship, heroism, character growth etc., so it’s kinda like “bro, take a hike, save an eagle, do it for Tolkien (and the bettering of your soul)!” But again, this isn’t really even one of the big reasons, which I shall relate next.
  • it was safer to go on the ground since Sauron put up all the spells to block everyone from seeing the crazy shit he was up to, including the roads leading to him, which backfired ultimately as Frodo was also blanketed by these spells. So he didn’t need the eagles and was far safer without them anyway, due to Sauron unwittingly protecting Frodo with his heavy spells.
  • the air sent off by Mount Doom that spread across Mordor was super hot and toxic, so why make the poor eagles fly up into that? They’d die! :( The foul Nazgûl would be fine, but the eagles wouldn’t. They’d have to fly lower to avoid the poisonous air, thus being wide open to orcs and shit.
  • since Sauron was able to relatively sense the Ring when it came near him, if they used the eagles, he’d put two and two together sensing the Ring’s approach and noticing the big ass birds in the sky approaching. It’s like a big neon “HERE WE ARE, YOU EVIL BASTARD, YOU!!!! COME SHOOT US DOWN!!!!” sign, and a quick bout of target practice could take care of the eagles, no problem.
  • there are a few other reasons, but I don’t want to be like HELLO, IT IS I, A MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT (if any of my Silmarillion pals wanna add on, I’ll reblog this again with their additions so you can see, but for now, I feel this might be sufficient enough as an answer?).

But you asked after Silmarillion’s role in the eagle discourse, so I shall see if I can try to appease you. Without getting into essay mode (and failing, now that I look back over my words - oops), basically this is where The Silmarillion part comes in:

  • so first of all, I guess maybe a problem with this whole thing is that people who haven’t read The Silmarillion perhaps don’t really get the magnitude of power or importance of the Valar, (which is understandable). To address that very quickly, the Valar, a.k.a ‘Powers of Arda’, are pretty much right under supreme deity Eru Ilúvatar and are tasked with bestowing order to Arda after its creation. So they are a Big Deal. Keep this in mind as you read the next bit.
  • also a good thing to remember is that The Silmarillion took place long before LotR era, so this stuff is more ancient, thus having precedence over Middle-earth history and proceedings (in regard to the eagles, anyway, as I will explain next).
  • now, Sauron had already fought the eagles because he’d served under Morgoth McScarypants (who was of the Valar, and was a crazy wicked guy in general) in The Silmarillion. This is relevant because if we go back to the whole ‘sensing the Ring’ thing in the other list, Sauron already has experience eagle-detecting from his Silmarillion era days, so their coming into Mordor wouldn’t faze him and would give him an edge since he knew how to deal with them already.
  • also, eagles are kind of Manwë’s servants initially (Manwë is king of the Valar and the brother of evil Morgoth, if you don’t know), and after witnessing the destruction brought about by all the bloody battle shit that went down in The Silmarillion, Manwë was like “Yo this is Not Cool and we should probably Not Interfere with lower creatures’ problems in Middle-earth anymore really” so the eagles were like “I mean sure sounds good” for the most part. And I mean they did eventually help out a bit (when it was safe for them to do so) of course at the end of RotK if you remember, but I guess what I’m trying to say is 1. they kind of had a history of not really stepping in after Manwë was like “ehh how about we not do that”, and 2. not having much reason/enough security to step in with other creatures’ affairs (see first point on top list). But again, if you haven’t read The Silmarillion, you might be kind of like “okay but why do they listen to Manwë??” So I don’t know, I hope this is correct/informative enough???

SO I hope that helps! Like I said, it’s not so much of a Silmarillion thing as a ‘proof directly from LotR’ thing, but I guess there are reasons that support the anti-“using the eagles for everything” sentiment that can be drawn from The Silmarillion. :) (And again, Silmarillion pals, please add on if I didn’t do you proud).


Requested by Anon


*You weren’t the main dancer in your group but Jongin would often help you out with your dancing if you asked him too. When you said you would be covering Call me baby he was more than happy to help, telling you how to perfectly execute his killer moves*

K: “Make sure you add the smile on the end its really important to achieve the feel you get me”

Y/N: What the feel of everyone wanting to bang you? Got it

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


*You didn’t tell him you were going to perform Monster with your group at one of the popular song festivals until the very last minute when he saw you running to the side of the stage dressed in outfits that looked similar to what he was wearing for the music video*

Y/N: “Oh yeah i’m about to perform monster with the girls, watch me kill your part baby”

you shot a quick wink before running on stage and you took all of his parts in the dance

SH: “Damn, she was right she did kill it..even did the funny leg thing right. Thats my girl”

Originally posted by kaisoh


*He had often mentioned how cool it would be if your group was to cover one of their songs. Well that day finally came and you were going to perform Mama. He sat in the crowd really excited for the performance and didnt hold back his smiling and cheers and you killed the stage. You had all the members standing up clapping and waving at the end*

Originally posted by purpleuhan


*You were a really good performer and you didn't hold back on the see facial expressions and general hotness. Your man couldn’t control his thirst the entire time and spent it cheering, thinking in depth about how great you looked and yo totally pulled it all off better than he did*

Originally posted by starboychanyeol


*Literally NO ONE on the planet is possible of gassing you up more than Byun Baekhyun. He would get up, use his arms to make cheers even louder than they already were, the members were already supportive and dancing but Baek made them dance more. He even ran up towards the stage at one point to dance at the side and had to be calmed down by Suho. 

BH: “You’re doing great babe, twist those HIPS”

Originally posted by sehunsyixing


*Kyungsoo loved watching your perform, he really liked the songs your group came out with. Fans really enjoyed interactions with your group and Exo as you were the most popular gg out at that moment and they were the biggest boy group out. There were rumours you guys were dating but they were much further fueled when he loudly shouted when you did one of his high notes, to which he quickly realised what he did and put his head down smiling in embarrassment*

Suho: “Don’t worry its not like everyone noticed”

Baekhyun: “TBH they did though”

Originally posted by heyyplayboy


*He was in total awe when you took on his high note in wolf, so much so the camera man headed straight for him, it took him a second to notice as he was too busy watching you but after Minseok nudged him he realised and smiled (and it was like the sun bc Kim Jongdae is the best smiler in thw orld he has a gift of smiling he smiles so well my problems vanish)

Originally posted by dayafterdae


*You were in a small group of four people and you were going to cover Hello Hello. You surprised Tao with it on stage, he wondered why his song had come up and thought there had been a fault until you popped up on stage singing your heart out, as you wanted to do the song justice. 

T: Oh shit why is my song playi…oh ShIT y/n is covering it

Originally posted by zitao-vevo


*Really enjoys performance value as a whole and looked forward to seeing you cover love me right with your group. He was trying to peek at the practices for ages but you refused to let him see anything until you did it live. You even did is hip thrust in the right place*

YX: “I get what y/n means now when talking about me getting them pregnant, I think I’m pregnant”

CY: “Buy you are a guy”

YX No Chanyeol thats not the point”

Originally posted by yixingcanbeagif2


*You performed July as a solo before the rest of your group came onto the stage and totally made it your own. He couldn't stop smiling in the crowd and the camera was solely focused on him once you had finished the performance. He even mentioned you later in the evening when he went to collect an award he was given*

K: “Can we also just give a hand to my girlfriend who killed my song”

Originally posted by teddymoony


*You didn’t expect to be performing LU, he didnt expect you to be performing LU, in fact no one expected you to be performing LU.

YOU: “Oooohh”

L: “Fuck”

Originally posted by meiren-menglu


*Thought you did a great job but your group mates didn't do as well, but he put that down to them not getting expert lessons from the true genius himself*

Originally posted by xiundeer

A short summary of the important figures of the Revolutionary War
  • George Washington: Literally everyone's dad.
  • Thomas Payne: Angry feminist with a pen.
  • Aaron Burr: Was a good solider, even after he couldn't physically be a solider anymore. History probably would have appreciated him more if he didn't, you know, kill Alexander Hamilton.
  • Alexander Hamilton: Short, angry, and sad orphan nerd. Probably called Washington "dad" on accident.
  • Marquis de LaFayette: That French bastard is so precious, he could stab me and I would apologize to him. Called Washington "dad" on purpose.
  • John Laurens: Turtle loving cinnamon roll. Deserved more than he got. (Spoiler alert: he is killed by British soldiers after the war is over.)
  • Ethan Allen: The original mountain man of freedom.
  • Benedict Arnold: Yo fuck that guy. Would give you a cookie but then take it right out of your hand because he just realized he is hungry and he is more important than you.
  • Paul Revere: He rode a horse and yelled, seriously why do we talk about him so much?
  • Sybil Ludington: If your going to appreciate anyone for riding a horse and yelling, appreciate her. She did twice as much as Revere in the middle of a storm.
  • Nathan Hale: Should also be talked about more than Paul Revere. Seriously, what a badass.
  • Nathanael Greene: Spells his name like someone you shouldn't trust but you should definitely trust him. His a good man.
  • Rochambeau: Very angry, very French. But if LaFayette trusted him, then I trust him.
  • John Hancock: Babysitter of Congress.
  • John Adams: he's a cool guy and I love him but for some reason all my historical favorites hate him idk his wife was fucking awesome though.
  • Thomas Jefferson: Wrote the Declaration of Independence and then went on to completely ignore it.
  • Hercules Mulligan: You think he's pretty cool until you remember that he owned slaves.
  • Charles Lee: A lot like a toddler. Threw temper tantrums. Probably thought Benedict Arnold had the right idea.
  • Benjamin Franklin: Washington probably called him "dad" on accident.
  • That's all I can think of right now! If you can send me some other names, I'll be sure to add them to the list!
Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞
  • Prompto: Hey Noct.
  • Noctis: What?
  • Prompto: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Noctis: What is it, Prompto?
  • Prompto: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Noctis: Mmhm.
  • Prompto: ...early in the morning.
  • Noctis: Yeah.
  • Prompto: Because we have to go out of the city for a while, and so, I was like, "do you have any preference whether we're going this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Noctis: Mmhm.
  • Prompto: Your response...
  • Noctis: *starts laughing*
  • Prompto: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Noctis: *continues laughing*
  • Prompto: ..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Noctis: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Prompto: No—no...no punctuation.
  • Noctis: *still laughing* You just made me die- Oh.
  • Prompto: ...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Noctis: *continues laughing*
  • Prompto: I respond, "Arin, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired"
  • Noctis: *laughs*
  • Prompto: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Grump session today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Noctis: *hysterical laughing*
  • Prompto: *wheezes out laughter* What the fuck...?!
  • Noctis: I swear to God, okay, first of all...
  • Prompto: *bursts out laughing*

anonymous asked:

hi! would you mind explaining why you think archie is autistic/why you headcanon him that way? i tried to look in your archie tag in case you already explained it but couldn't find anything. just genuinely curious! :)

Bc I’m autistic and I lov him,,,,,

Which is basically my entire argument. I do have some stuff written out but it’s been a while since I posted so I’m more than happy to reiterate a few points.
(Also I haven’t done a rewatch of the show yet which I am planning to do and explicitly try and find canon points to support me…… Gotta have that validation yo)

- ZERO concept of social boundaries
“You were just doing it to help me right?”
Took him a week to realise being in with the Blossom’s was a bad idea.
Doesn’t realise his music is Sad Music
Starts a bar fight
Casually strolls into some guys apartment to start demanding answers.
Fred, the poor man, CONSTANTLY trying to instil some sort of boundaries on the kid. Trying to tell him when he’s got to stop or when he’s gone too far.
The one social boundary he does seem to have is “don’t go after Jughead when he’s upset” – which I can guarantee was established very early on and has stuck.
- High Empathy, Low Emotional Control – doesn’t like people hurting and always tries to defend them, sometimes to his own detriment (confronting Reggie, starts a fucking bar fight), apologises for things whether they’re his fault or not
- Jughead has to point out when he’s teasing him. Jus saying my friends gotta do dat w/ me all the time
- COMFORT CLOTHES!! The boy got big and buff but didn’t buy any new clothes making all his adorable cardigans and tshirts too small??? That’s bc they’re comfortable. No he doesn’t want new clothes thank you very much bc these are /his/ clothes and he likes them.
- “Hey guys we’re getting in over our head we should go to our parents.” It might be late but at least Fred knows he’s getting SOMETHING through to Archie.
- I don’t know if you know this but Vegas is actually a service dog (it’s true Vegas told me himself)
- Can this boy actually sit still? I doubt it.

Anyway, there’s a little run down of why Archie is autistic and also why I love him. Feel free to check out my tag for these things which you can find under ‘autistic archie’ or ‘autistic riverdale’.

What really happened when Shintaro got his memories back
  • Momo: Shin, where did you, go you bailed on us, now Ene is upset cause we couldn't go to the amusement park.
  • Shintaro: Mother fucking Kuroha Jesus Christ FUCK DUDE mother fuckING Outer Science BULLshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shiT
  • Momo: I have no idea what we're talking about right now.
  • Shintaro: (45 minutes later) god damn Replace Konoha and fucking snakes and shit right fucking Mekakushi trio god DAMN gaming contest fuck yo shit i can't even FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT have you seen this shit FUCK I just remembered this shit fuck kuroha man
  • Momo: ... Onii-chan you're scaring me.
  • Shintaro: (1 hour later) MOTHER FUCKING KANO SHUUYA Kano Shuuya you put in the time FUCK put in the time mother fucking deception shit with his PRETENDING TO BE AYANO fucking blackmail shit Kuroha i'm very tired
  • Momo: It's all right, you don't have to go on the mission with us, onii-chan.
  • Shintaro: (5 seconds later) No man I'll just talk about Outer Science all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about Outer Science FUCK DUDE i just remembered it a year and a half ago FUCK KUROHA MAN he fucked over Kano Shuuya crazy mekakushi trio gaming festival Shizen No Tekken-Peep did the soundtrack FUCK THIS GUY who was Konoha i don't like dying i can't think of who the FUCK Konoha was all i can think is the guy who replaced the guy who became Konoha WHO THE FUCK IS KONOHA
  • Shintaro: (2 hours later) HARUKA KOKONOSE
  • (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jpxcaoAiA)

I keep seeing this post about Ace and his actions going around, and I also have some thoughts; however, the post is getting long, and my thoughts have taken a bit of a left turn. Mostly, because I think my interpretation of Ace might differ from a lot of those in the post and therefore lends a different rationalization to his actions. So this post is mostly my interpretation of him.

I think the closest of those who post who share my interpretation is @sentimental-mercenary. They say:

I’d like to also point out that fighting in an army does not mean 100000000% supporting the ideology of that army.  A little research into the ‘comitatus’ would probably do some good here–military units coalesce around a homosocial code, so you tend to fight for your guys, rather than for that abstract idea. In other words, when I was in a firefight, I wasn’t like YO BALD EAGLES FREEEEDDDDDOOOM, or even YAY PRESIDENT, I was like, SHIT they’ve got Smitty pinned down. When someone betrays you in that system, FUCK YEAH you take it personally.

I think this sums out very well how I see Ace, because Ace is old. Ace is quite obviously between Joe and Max’s ages. He didn’t grow up in Citadel. He comes from a different culture and has adapted to War Boy society.

I interpret Ace as knowing better, understanding that he is living in a post-apocalyptic society of oppression and toxicity. But he’s survived this long, which inclines me to believe that he hasn’t so much as fought the system but rather found meaning within it.

I believe Ace bows his head reverently at Morsov’s death for Morsov, and for all the other War Boys who will live better knowing their deaths will truly be honored by someone who matters to them.

I believe Ace bows his head reverently to Joe to show his subservience. To prove that he believes in this world, even if he doesn’t, so Joe let’s him keep his post.

Maybe he falls for it a bit, but I think he only does so insofar that he knows it’s the meaning the War Boys have found.

When you live close to death (which most people who can fart around on Tumblr probably don’t) you DESPERATELY want meaning. You desperately want to believe that there’s some sense or logic–if not in a sort of ‘magical thinking’ ritual you follow, then at least in the sense that when you do lose your buddies, you want to believe that it was…for something, or that they went some place other than a plastic bag. Because if you can’t…it crushes you. —sentimental-mercenary

Ace probably came to believe that yeah, this was the best we could have of a society in this seeming end-of-times, so the deaths on missions to keep it turning are helping humanity hold on, but I also think it’s far simpler than that and that he just wants to make sure that they don’t live their lives in despair and know that even if their lives and deaths are meaningless, they won’t be broken by the despair of ever knowing that.

I think Ace found meaning in helping and protecting his War Boys. He knows he can’t protect them from battle and illness and death, but he can protect them from a meaningless, useless life. He has no power to do anything else, so this is the path he’s chosen to take. And Furiosa was a leader who appreciated people for their individual abilities and that translated well into caring for his War Boys. I tend to also hold the headcanon that Furiosa didn’t ask for needless, dramatic deaths at the drop of a hat. She wanted a working crew to get the jobs done, which means she valued her men, and Ace values her for it. He respects and appreciates her for it. He probably finds a bit of a kindred soul in it perhaps.

So when Furiosa does the unexpected, he doesn’t immediately think she’s putting the crew at risk. There is something to be said of ‘following orders.’ It is certainly possible she had been given secret orders, and the War Boys, who are literal canon fodder, to be expected to follow along obediently. It bothers him that she didn’t trust him with the task, but perhaps he even reads in her hesitations that she wishes she could.

But when she’s driving the rig at a giant sandstorm with no protection for the War Boys on it, he’s upset. He realizes he’s been betrayed personally, because he had dedicated the rest of his miserable life to bring meaning to the War Boys under him, and she was driving them to a useless, meaningless death as he saw it.

So I do think he’s angry, desperate. And I do think he wanted answers from her. I don’t think he would have been entirely against escaping from Citadel. He doesn’t know when he first suspects it, if he’s alright with it. He’d like to give his boys a better life, but what of those left behind? Maybe he had even had some hope himself, to be a part of an escape plan, to take himself and these boys somewhere far away from that toxic place. But then he realizes that wherever it is she’s going, for whatever purpose, she has decided that he and his boys don’t have a place there. They are, once again, canon fodder, and yes, he feels betrayed.

I’m sure one can imagine why I might harbor some sympathy for ‘Good Guy Ace.’ In the face of feeling powerless to fight against the oppression of the society, he carved out for himself some meaning, that being of bringing some amount of kindness and compassion into the lives of these boys who are taught nothing but war and competition. I appreciate that he thought he found a like soul in Furiosa, and my interpretation that even she had in fact found some life and meaning with this very crew.

But it doesn’t make him less complicit, and it doesn’t make it any less necessary for Furiosa to leave him behind.

Urahara Kisuke is the biggest dork in the world

Not that you guys didn’t already know, BUT LET ME TELL YOU JUST HOW BIG OF A FUCKING DORK, because I noticed something the other day and I wanted to share (along with a few other tidbits of dorkiness that you may have missed in the manga).

Exhibit of supreme dorkitude #1

For ages now, @princessandshopkeeper and I have wondered what it was that Kisuke used to have written on the back of his haori:

It’s obviously a kanji, but I could never quite make it out.  Sadly, Kubo stopped drawing it early on in the series…

…and I say sadly because the explanation for it IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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ladriened  asked:

do “quit staring! they’ll notice us!” or “do it. i dare you.” or “bro… that’s so… not cool…" with alya/mari/nino/adrien for the five words thing!! (but you don't have to do them all, i just couldn't decide haha!!)

How about all three tied into one? :^)

“Quit staring! They’ll notice us!” Alya exclaimed, slapping Marinette’s shoulder for not the first time that evening. Her, Mari, and Nino were all waiting nearby Adrien’s current photoshoot, ready to whisk him away once it was over. They were trying to be inconspicuous, but Marinette’s staring made it hard.

“I’m not staring, I’m just… people-watching,” Marinette said in response, refocusing her gaze on Adrien as if to prove her point.

“People watching? Girl, you’re person watching,” Alya scoffed. Nino broke into a chuckle that was quickly silenced by Alya’s glare. “As in, you’ve only been drilling holes into Adrien’s back and sides with your eyes the entire time.”

That snapped her out of it. Face colored a red deeper than Nino’s hat, she spluttered and turned away from the model. “Have not,” she muttered, falling into silence.

Nino laughed at her reaction, braving another glare from his girlfriend. “Dude, Alya’s right. Staring’s gonna either distract him and get him in trouble, or make sure his bodyguard keeps ‘im away from us. Gotta lay low until it’s over, then we’ll-” he made a snatching motion with his hands- “Simple, easy. It’s gonna go off with out a hitch!”

But as soon as Nino uttered those words, the group heard shouting. When they looked over, they saw Adrien running over to them, waving and smiling happily despite a few people right on his tail.

With eyes wide, Alya said, “Run.” She pushed Marinette and Nino to move just as Adrien passed them by, and soon they were all running.

Unfortunately for them, they weren’t quite fast enough to get the people chasing off their trail. Adrien and Marinette were slightly ahead of Nino and Alya, so when he started speaking, only Marinette heard his words.

“We need to like, push something in their way. So they get held up for a bit while we escape!” He turned his gaze from ahead of him to her. “Sounds like a good idea, right?” Even if she said no, he knew it was. He was an expert at distractions, after all.

“Uh, w-well… Yeah, that could work.” She lapsed into silence when they both started to look around for something. When Marinette looked back at Nino and Alya, an idea formed in her mind. Not the best, but… “I could push Nino into them.”

Adrien stared at her, shocked by her suggestion. But as quick as the shock came, it receded, and a smile quickly formed on his face. “Do it. I dare you.”

Answering with a small grin, Marinette began to slow down until she was next to Nino.

“Yo, what’s u-”

“Sorry, Nino!” Marinette said, cutting him off. She sped up just enough to be in front of him before slamming into him. The force of her attack sent him backwards, enough so he crashed right into the other people. All of them went down, and the now group of three sped up, turning a corner and disappearing from sight.

About fifteen minutes later, after they’d successfully ditched the people from the photoshoot, Alya texted Nino their location.

“Girl, I cannot believe you did that to my guy. Next time, send your own self flying into them, will you?”

“Eh heh, sorry Alya,” Mari replied sheepishly. “If it helps any, I considered doing it to you first but decided against it.”

“Also, when she said Nino, I dared her to do it. You can’t go back on a dare, right?” Adrien added on, unable to keep himself from smiling.

Shaking her head, Alya sighed and said, “You kids and your crazy schemes. Dunno what I’m gonna do w-”

Nino ran in just then, Interrupting what Alya had been about to say. His breathing was heavy, but he still tried to talk. “Bro… that’s so… not cool,” he gasped out. “You’d think I’d have…  gotten hurt from crashing into those dudes, but… Mari, you are way stronger than ya look. I think i’m gonna bruise where you pushed.”

“Sorry, I didn-”

“Nah, it’s cool dude. I mean, we got away, and honestly that was a pretty wicked move. Now… who wants to go to the movies?”

anonymous asked:

Can I request a headcanon gif for Law, Sabo, Shanks, Ace, Kid, Luffy and Mihawk favorite Chris brown song or even just like favorite song mostly pop/hip hop or even country. I don't care what you decide. I just thought the Beyoncé one was awesome! But then I couldn't decide if I want it Chris brown(love so many of his songs) or just favorite song but I think they would be up beat song but I'm also in a country mood so I'm conflicted. I hope this wasn't weird 🤗

Im doing silly or fun HC request because my mood been downs, maybe i can possible lift yours :) P.s the gifs are of them dancing to it. OH for each character, after reading it, want you to pause and just imagine that scene happening because it makes it ten times better. 


  • He listens to the song deuces when he doing work and is relaxed enough to actually listen to music. He likes the beat, and hums along with his baritone voice, which is kinda hot. (Of course he be more sly and less hype about about it, he wouldn’t even know he was humming or slightly swaying along)

Originally posted by wonderlandgirlforever


  • Likes the song she aint you, because this the song he actually hits vocals and he loves the ranges and notes he hits. But the best part is when he dances along to it, and hums along because headcanon guys Sabo can sing. (hopefully, I’m pretty sure.)

Originally posted by bacon-dragon

(lmao he does this, and its on beat to the opening of the song, which is some how cute and funny)


  • He enjoys the song Take you down and Yo excuse me miss. He likes listening to songs that tell a story, however his favorite song is Kiss Kiss, makes him younger and like a hotshot. His song to pump him out when he goes out the bar.

Originally posted by peterquilllegendaryoutlaw


  • This cutie would like the song Turn up the music, and this is party song where he dances, and pumps his fist and the air too. He always ask the Dj to play this song during one of the infamous Whiteboards parties. He drags Marco to the dance floor and gets the whole crew riled up 

Originally posted by freddylovesjason


  • Would love the song I can transform ya, even though he barely raps in it, but definitely feels like a ‘pimp’ or cool when listening to it. Especially when he last the music and attempt to rap along. He also listens to the song when he needs inspiration to create some thing new/weird.

Originally posted by unknown-paradisex


  • He likes the song Yeah x3 because Luffy likes upbeat songs and atmospheres, where he can really but out his dance moves onto the floor. Despite the fact that he can’t dance. (The gift is accurate.)

Originally posted by sanity-ytinas


  • He likes the song Yo (Excuse me miss). I don’t really see Mihawk ever listening to Chris brown, but this song at least represents Mihawk way with the ladies/men, and how he make everyones panties drop with one look. 

Originally posted by baltigo

(Lmao the look that makes the panties drop, i crack myself up)

the signs as haiku from trials of apollo
  • Aries: Don’t paint over gods / If you’re redecorating / That’s, like, common sense
  • Taurus: Aquaman driving / Couldn’t possibly be worse / Oh, wait, now it is
  • Gemini: Listen to the trees / The trees know what is up, yo / They know all the things
  • Cancer: Bowling balls of death / Rolling toward my enemies / I’ll trade you problems
  • Leo: Want to hit Leo? / That is understandable / Hunk Muffin earned it
  • Virgo: The Beast is calling / Tell him I’m not here. Let’s hide / Where? In garbage. Natch
  • Libra: Used to be goddy / Now uptown feeling shoddy / Bah, haiku don’t rhyme
  • Scorpio: Hoodlums punch my face / I would smite them if I could / Mortality blows
  • Sagittarius: Practice makes perfect / Ha, ha, ha, I don’t think so / Ignore my sobbing
  • Capricorn: I apologize / For pretty much everything / Wow, I’m a good guy
  • Aquarius: Seven-layer dip / Chocolate chip cookies in blue / I love this woman
  • Pisces: Tag with plague spirits / You’re it, and you’re infectious / Have fun with that, LOL