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favorite pride and prejudice quotes

How about a game? A love story in ten words: 

“Get out of my ass” “I was never in your…”

Too hard, I agree. How about in nine words?

“Dean and I do share a more profound bond.”

Well okay, but what about eight words?

“I did it, all of it, for you.”

That still sounds like a lot. Seven words?

“I’d rather have you, cursed or not.”

And six words?

“I’m not leaving here without you.”

But what if you only have five words to tell the tale?

“He’s in love with humanity.” 

Sometimes four words can be more than enough.

“I won’t hurt Dean.”

Three can be plenty if carefully worded. 

“He likes you.

And in two words?

“Dean.” “Cas.” 

Although, all we ever really needed was one word:

Destiel. 

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The “me” couple are not really partners. They may love each other; they may be happy enough. But they don’t operate as effectively in love or work as the “we” couple. The “we” couples are unquestionably a team. You see it in their body language and especially in their speech. And when they have successes or problems they view it as something happening to both of them. 

inspired by @bringingthepretty

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My first attempt at Clexa crack

Edit: since this post has gotten way more attention than I was anticipating I feel the need to say this: the ‘High five Indra’ is completely stolen!! But it’s so good, I think it should be a thing.
The Signs as Iconic Deadpool Quotes

These were actually in a comic book.

“Deadpool” [Yellow Box]  (White Box)  “other”

Aries: (This plan that we’re working on..)  [What plan?]  “Operation moves.” (..Yeah. It’s awfully risky.)  [There’s a plan? Why wasn’t I-]  “Need-to-know basis. Sorry, pal.”  [But.. I’m you! That’s- that’s just stupid!]

Taurus: “Spidey! What up, baby boy? Haven’t seen you since Amazing Spider-Man #611!”

Gemini: “Let’s see how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial disorter that will temporarily phase your brain into dimension X!”  “This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.”  “It is. Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!”

Cancer: “Like Han Solo said to Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi, ‘Fly casual.’“ “Actually, I like the three new films better. The special effects are fantastic, and Hayden Christensen is an amazing actor.”  {shoots cronie} {points gun at other cronie} “Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination! Say it!”  “Jar Jar Binks is an abomination! Jar Jar Binks is an abomination!”

Leo: “So, kick back, and enjoy Deadpool issue thirty-three point one!” [Wait, why is it called “point one”?]  (Who cares? At least this issue, there is a point.)

Virgo: “Why did you that?”  “Because you were gonna do it, and this is my book.” 

Libra: “Well, it’s in the Yellow Pages. You can’t get much realer than that!”  [I’m confused. I thought you couldn’t read anything in dreams.]  (I’m impressed he can read when he’s awake.)

Scorpio: “Oh, hi, kids. Deadpool here. Hate to interrupt the story like this, but our fine artist had the overwhelming urge to draw me in this pin-up shot, even though it’s nowhere in the script. Let’s return to the story while I go teach Michelangelo there the error of his ways.”

Sagittarius: “Is that Richard Nixon?”  “I can’t wait to pound that Dick… Uh. Hey, Doc, do you have a spell to undo what I just said?”

Capricorn: “I only have half a brain!” [be the meat] “What was that?!” (The other half. Ignore it.)

Aquarius: “Yeah, that fight lasted as long as Deathlok’s last comic.”

Pisces: “It’s funny.. I came here with starry-eyed dreams of killing some X-Babies. But now all I can think of is that damn Spider-Man.”

  • Harry: You're... really obsessed with apples, aren't you?
  • Draco: *chokes, then tries to cover it up* Well, you know... An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right?
  • Hermione: No, your personality already does that for you
has anybody thought of this yet??
  • Lance to Shiro: - and then he tried to walk away and i grabbed his glove -
  • Shiro: hang on
  • Shiro: you mean to tell me you tried to kiss keith?
  • Lance: yes, pay attention
  • Lance: but the thing is, he wore the gloves all the time
  • Lance: so i just thought
  • Lance: maybe he has a thing about dirt!