i couldn't think of a good one


“I’ve got a new business…”

David Tennant and Catherine Tate playing the “I’ve got a new business…” game on the set of Nan’s Christmas Carol.

anonymous asked:

*slams fist on table* mORE DOMESTIC VICTUURI PLS

u mcreakin’ got it anon! also: i got carried away so i tucked the rest in a read more so i don’t have to crowd your dash oops

  • you bet ur ass victor and yuuri go big or go home when it comes to celebrating anniversaries
    • and if you think victor’s the only one hauling ass over this…. ur wrong
    • every single anniversary is one big surprise after the other and they love each other for it. so much. 
    • definitely the type of couple to travel during their anniversaries, i mean they have the means and the $$$ to so why not
      • first year anniversary? they are big gay cliches so it’s off to paris they go
      • yuuri’s never actually been to paris, or at least had time to go out and explore such a historical city, so victor takes it upon himself to be his personal tour guide 
        • plus, it’s v. helpful that victor’s fluent in french
        • imagine them going to the louvre and yuuri playfully telling victor they can’t possibly hold hands now because the sign clearly says don’t touch the art
          • this is it this is how victor nikiforov died
        • just imagine yuuri laughing and telling victor how much he loves his cute “vkusno!” everytime he eats something delicious and just. wow. point yuuri, yet again. 
        • victor and yuuri being a little sad that the love locks were taken down, but
          • victor takes yuuri’s hand, presses a kiss to his knuckles, and says, “cheer up. we don’t need a lock to say we’ll be together forever; i’m not going anywhere”
          • and the kisses! so many kisses. what saps. they are so in love they love each other so much

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notes: i think everyone in the ih fandom supports big brother kazui

disclaimer: disclaimed

Ichigo comes home to the smell of dinner, baby powder and cleaning wipes. 

Oh, and a pouting eight year old. 

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Undertale/Steven Universe crossover!

Part 1 / Part 2Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Now it’s time to disappear again.

he watches cat videos instead of working

anonymous asked:

Can we just take a minute to think about Magnus and Alec sparring with each other?

why yes, we can definitely talk about that

because god it would be good wouldn’t it? it would be this undercurrent of competition and it would be flirtatious as hell. it would be this dance, this show of physical strength. whether it was hand to hand or staff to staff or imagine magic to pure reflex. magnus shoving him back with one of those magical force shoves, alec dodging and grappling him. they’d hit the wall with a thud, a low chuckle rolling through magnus’s chest, as he shifted them and rolled them around, shoving alec back against the wall a couple of inches over.

their faces would be an inch apart, panting hard and god alec’s eyes would be dark wouldn’t they. dark and mostly brown, a smirk pulling at his lips. hot skin would be against hot skin as alec leaned forward. “stop holding back.” he whispered right up against magnus’s lips and then shoved as hard as he could. magnus would stumble back, dodging a forearm swipe and one of alec’s all too predictable kicks. magnus couldn’t help but grin and they’d be on the floor in seconds, back to a test of balance and pure muscle. “think you can handle that, alexander?” magnus would get him pinned and alec would wiggle out, but not before murmuring. “you know just what i can handle.” they’d play so fucking dirty. if they weren’t taunting each other, they’d be going for spots they knew were sensitive.

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Same Dynamic Couples Headcanons

-Omega couples arguing somewhat often but never having really serious fights because as soon as one of them realizes that the other is really upset, they shift into mothering mode and immediately start trying to make their mate feel better

-When Alpha couples argue it’s always a very loud and intimidating thing where they are both trying to make the other submit to them and most of the time it ends with the winner of the argument fucking and marking up the other because they feel the need to completely assert their dominance

-Beta couples arguing less than other same dynamic couples because they generally share a very close bond and find it difficult to do or say anything that could harm that bond

-Omega couples being insanely cuddly all the time and often enjoying cuddles just much as they enjoy sex, if not a little more so

-Male Omega couples always alternating on who gets to top, unless the couple has clear preferences on who takes on which role

-Alpha couples most often low-key arguing about who gets to top, wrestling around as a form of foreplay until one has the other pinned and impatient enough to agree to bottom

-Cute little Omega couples sharing all their clothes and often purposefully wearing each other’s sweaters just to stay close to their mate’s scent when they are apart

-Omega couples doing each others hair and makeup and filing each other’s nails and being so content to be able to tend to each other even in simple ways

-One Alpha getting sick and being too proud and stubborn to willingly allow another Alpha to take care of them, but their mate is also too stubborn to just allow them to suffer alone so they try to take care of them anyway. Attempting to feed them soup and impatiently trying to sweet talk them into taking their medicine because they know they can’t demand it without their sick mate becoming more resistant. And despite how frustrating they know it is for their mate to not allow them to care for them, they will be just as difficult when they inevitably get sick as well and it’s the others turn to play nurse

-Beta couples that enjoy people watching in crowded places and using their heightened sense of smell to try and figure out what people are feeling and then making up funny stories about them to make each other laugh

-An Omega couple hanging out with an Alpha couple and the Alphas low-key keeping an out to make sure no other Alphas try bothering their friends, and the Omegas knowing that their presence will keep other Omegas from approaching and flirting with the Alphas and making everyone uncomfortable. So it’s a really beneficial friendship for everyone involved

-When one Alpha is in rut the other willingly takes on the submissive role because despite having the urge to be the dominant one, they know exactly what the other is going through and they want to make things as easy for their mate as possible

-A kinky Omega couple whose heats have synced up so they hire an Alpha from an agency to “assist” them during their heat and happily take turns watching the other be fucked and knotted


im always a lil concerned abt john johnson, metaphysical goalie of my heart like………..being the only Self Aware one in a fictional universe where you’re not a main character is a heavy weight on your shoulders so is he alright?? how is he……..how did his appalachian hiking trip go did he find inner peace and purpose…….does he have a job he likes……good friends……. a nice person who believes him when he says they’re both fictional and irrelevant to the narrative but convinces him it doesn’t matter bc they’re in love anyway…….how’s Our Weird Uncle doing



FINALLY, here are the next pages! since i couldn’t get one out last week, i made it my life’s mission to get out two this week! i even finished ahead of time…how cool is that?! maybe one day i can get a buffer going again.

i can’t believe i’m FINALLY out of the living room. it’s been over 2 months! soon: the underground. get hype!! #outofthelivingroom2k17

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@starrypawz appropriately tagged me in the 6 selfies meme about a year after the last one, thank you!

You get 2 extra because I took a lot of good selfies this year. Watch my hair slowly go out of control and my eyebrows grow stronger (I give all credit to bae for teaching me how2eyebrows) as the year passes.

edit: forgot to tag people lmao, consider yourself enabled if you see this

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A sketch based off of one of the new official art posters. Dazai forgot to finish up a manuscript, and now his deadline is here, and, of course, Kunikida is there to give his two cents on the issue (and probably help Dazai out a bit). I was going to draw more cuddles, but, I’ll leave that for later, I just got home from a trip.