i couldn't stop laughing good god

HFS, Part 2

It’s been a long time since I’ve enjoyed watching something as much as I’m enjoying this show. 

Just. Everything. Salim and the Jinn. Fucking Mad Sweeney, I love that fucker so much. So much. I’m going to cry in a few weeks, I already know it.

A fucking old, old ass woman getting hit on, getting seduced, getting kissed. Cloris Leachman is one of the best goddamn things in this.

And goddamn it Odin, wtf. I hope the payoff is at least equal to the energy you’ve expended. I hope you’re enjoying this as much as we are.

Daddy's Hair
  • The idea of his teacher with hair suddenly doesn't seem like such a good idea. XD
  • Inspired by @chen-art's fabulous Saitama Hairstyle Meme.♡
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  • -As Genos cleans the apartment, he notices Nii drawing on her tablet.-
  • Genos: What are you drawing, Nii?
  • Nii: Sensei with hair~[-she stopped to look up at him-]
  • Genos: Really? Mind if I see?
  • -She gladly shows him her work so far.-
  • Genos: [-impressed-] Wow, you're very good, Nii.
  • Nii: [-smiles happily-] Sensei said that he had black short hair, but I wanted to draw it a little longer like Amai Mask. Don't you think he looks handsome this way, too?
  • Genos: Of course. Sensei is always quite good-looking with or without hair. [-says with absolute pride-]
  • Nii: [-nods in agreement-] But what do you think he would have been like if he still had hair, Danna?
  • Genos: [-that was actually a good question-] I would daresay he would be very high in the popularity ranks, since society is known to prize those of aesthetically pleasing qualities, and-...
  • -Genos' daydream-
  • Fans: KYAAAH~! IT'S CAPED HANDSOME!!/SENSEI~! PLEASE LOOK THIS WAY!!/HE'S SO DREAMY~!/AND HE'S EVEN HIGHER THAN LAST YEAR'S HANDSOMEST HERO, AMAI MASK!!
  • Saitama: Gentlemen, ladies. I have to get home to my family, so please get in line and I will be more than happy to give you an autograph and photo op.[-makes a point wink gesture as his teeth sparkle-]
  • Fans: *SWOONS* HE'S SOOOO HOT~!/AHN~!! I LOVE YOU, CAPED HANDSOME~!!/PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME~!!!
  • -End of creepy daydream-
  • Genos: ...;; (Ugh, maybe it's good that Sensei went bald after all that training in the end...)
  • Nii: ...Danna...?
THE SIGNS AND WHAT THEY DID FOR ME TODAY (by aquarius ;) )
  • Aries: called me the best mom
  • Taurus: showed me her leg which had pen drawings on it
  • Gemini: BOUGHT ME A BOX OF CEREAL FOR MY LATE BIRTHDAY OF 4 MONTHS AGO (IT WAS FROSTED FLAKES AND OH MY GOD I WAS SO HAPPY)
  • Cancer: wore a nice shirt that i sorta want now (it was all black with thin white stripes lol)
  • Leo: my brother did a jumping jack challenge with me and apparently we both failed because we couldn't stop laughing lol
  • Virgo: we started talking trash about our teacher and how high she was because apparently she was talking to birds
  • Libra: came up with good roasts for a good two minutes
  • Scorpio: protected my gemini best friend who is also her bf and the dude who bought me cereal for my 4 month late birthday because i said he was my first best friend now because he did and now she's jealous but it's kinda funny lol
  • Sagittarius: got a haircut, but he still lets me touch his curly black hair. (it's so cute lol)
  • Capricorn: my mom said my drawings of abstract and geometric images were nice
  • Aquarius: my other best friend who said that he supports abortion and i said he was my first best friend now and all my other friends were really pissed because they wanted to be my first best friend and i'm just like chill you've gotta do something i love first
  • Pisces: she finally hugs me tighter and she's like 16 inches shorter than me and it's so cute aww

schangia  asked:

So I just randomly found out this morning that apparently there's a Spanish hairdresser that uses swords to cut his clients' hair and I just couldn't stop laughing?? Like imagine Zoro doing that, or even better Mihawk, straight face and all and acting like "I'll cut your head off if you don't stop moving". And Zoro's out there screaming "I'm gonna be the world's best hairdresser, just you watch!!" and I'm just trying not to laugh but I can't. x"DDD

Zoro would be complete and utter shit at cutting hair, to be honest. Have you seen his? The length and style hasn’t really changed. 

Mihawk, however, is a god. Why? Have you SEEN his facial hair? DAMN, he’s good. xD
It’s just that everybody would be too scared to ask him/etc. Plus, he’d be a lot more flashy, but completely nonchalant about it.

Personally, I wouldn’t let either of them near my hair. One because I don’t want a really shitty haircut/”style”, and the other because I’d most likely be traumatized for life.

Originally posted by dope-gif

dancininseptember  asked:

Calum insisting that you guys sign your 3-year-old twins up for peewee soccer so that he can coach their team and in their first game babyboy Hood gets super excited to play and kicks the ball really hard and it hits his sister in the face so she falls down and starts to cry so Cal is conflicted for a hot sec because he knows he should let her walk it off like a good coach but then daddy mode kicks in and he runs on the field and scoops her up and kisses her all over her face to make it all (c)

continued: better and puts her down on the sideline where she starts leaping and twirling and he laughs to himself because somehow the kids came out exactly as mini-him and mini-you.

OH MY GOD