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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> [Sleeping in the same room]<p/><b>Kirishima:</b> *at 3 AM* Do you think pigeons have feelings?<p/><b>Bakugou:</b> I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Rin: *can't find Haruka in the crowd* Where is he? Well, time for drastic measures...
  • Rin: *cupping hands around mouth* RIN MATSUOKA IS SUCH A JACKASS, NO ONE NEEDS HIM!
  • Haruka: *from across the street* WHO SAID THAT?!
  • Rin: There he-
  • Makoto: Why would you say something like that?!
  • Nagisa: Say that to my face, you jerk!
  • Rei: I've never heard something so rude!
  • Sousuke: WHOSE ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK?!
  • Nitori: Senpai is a good person, how could you?!
  • Momo: Shut up, YOU'RE the jackass!
  • Seijuurou: Who's the asshole saying stupid things?!
  • Gou: WHO'S TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BROTHER?!
  • Rin: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME FROM?!

bassoonist-suffering  asked:

1! Except with "him" Instead of "her"

“Oh my God. You’re in love with him.“
“No, I’m not.”
“Are too.”
“Am not!” It comes out more as a whine, but I don’t care.
“Dev.”
“What.”
“You’re in love with him.”
“Shut up!”
“No. Admit it. You’d tap that.”
“Baz, stop. You’re embarrassing.”
“There’s no one here.”
“Still.”
He gives me a sigh, before walking over to my bed and sitting next to me. “Dev, it’s okay. Being in love with Niall is nothing to be ashamed of.”
“Can we just drop it?”
He rolls his eyes. “Not until you admit it.”
“Fine! I admit it! I’m in love with Niall! Can you shut up now?” He snickers, and I raise my eyebrow at him. “What?”
He points to the door, and Niall is standing there. “Dev?”
Shit.

Let’s talk about AkaKuroo

Okay, so first off - I’m having a lot of trouble knowing that they can’t have smart, attractive sarcastic babies together. Like they should just adopt Kiyoko and have done with it. Please stop me

But I was just - well, I was thinking about them showering together? So, okay, picture this with me:

Akaashi’s had a very hard, exhausting day, right? He just wants a hot shower, maybe some tea, and then bed.

So Kuroo’s watching him dragging his feet all the way to the bathroom, and he hates the idea that Akaashi would end his day feeling like that - that being the last thing he feels before falling asleep. As if he’s gonna let that happen. Goes into the bathroom, and the water’s already running. So he strips down, says something to announce his presence - because he knows Akaashi’s kinda stuck in his head just then - asks him if he’s okay, or how his day went. Then carefully pulls the curtain open and steps into the shower. Wraps his arms around Akaashi before he can even get out a groan. Just stands there with him for a bit, until he feels Akaashi relaxing a little - rubs circles into the small of his back, kisses his forehead, just lets him stay there as long as he wants. Massages shampoo into his hair and smiles brightly at him whenever their eyes meet, talks about something stupid to distract him. Once his mood’s improved a bit, Kuroo starts screwing around with him until he manages to coax a laugh or two out of him (probably an “idiot!” or two as well, oop). Akaashi kisses him a bit, they finish washing and wrap themselves in fuzzy towels and have some tea together before falling into bed and wrapping themselves around each other and just… existing together until they fall asleep.

And Akaashi wakes up feeling so refreshed and actually able to take on the next day~

Alert: Park Jimin is perfect the way he is

If you’re one of those people going “I miss his abs” or “i prefer his body during Danger era” fucking stop and take a really good look at yourself in the mirror.

Why? Because he’s hot? He’s Jimin, he’s hot just being him because he’s a gorgeous human being and if the only thing you think of to say when you think of “Jimin” is “abs” just leave. Be gone, because you’re not a fan of Jimin, you’re a fan of his muscles which has absolutely NOTHING to do with him whatsoever.

Sure, you can love his abs, there’s nothing wrong with that, but don’t go “i miss his abs” or “i loved the way he looked during Danger era” because, you know what? You’re part of the problem, the reason why Jimin has image/weight issues. As ARMY, as Jimin stans, you have heard about how fucking hard he worked for those abs because he knows the fans like it! And he thinks that’s the only reason he’s liked! It’s not! As fans, we haven’t helped his image issues in the least, and I feel disgusted at that.

And personally, I prefer his “chocolate abs melted” because he looks so HEALTHY and HAPPY right now! He looks like he’s actually starting to like the way he looks and whatever the hell is prompting this change in him, I hope he gets more of it because seeing Jimin happy is what matters to me!

During Danger era he was skinny and underweight. What part of this: 


Looks at all nice and healthy to you? Tell me, I mean seriously, how does he look good, healthy, in those pictures compared to this:


He’s thicker. Sure. His muscles aren’t as defined. Sure. And he looks healthy. He looks amazing. Jimin has always struggled with his weight, or don’t you remember that? Why would you force Jimin onto this pedestal about how he SHOULD look? Sure, his body is great, yeah yeah…but it’s not even on my list of reasons as to why I love him!

His eyes, the way they sparkle when he’s really happy. He can’t hide his emotions, he’s an open book! If anyone thinks differently, go ahead, fight me on it, but he’s an open fucking book, and you can easily find examples of when he’s uncomfortable, legit happy, or hurt. It’s not hard!

His smile, how big it gets and how narrow his eyes go when he’s smiling so hugely. His cute, bright laugh and the way he reacts with his whole body when he finds something funny.

His OBVIOUS passion for dance, the way you can see and FEEL how much he loves it when you watch him–just like you can see and FEEL his love for Bangtan, and for ARMYs.

If you only care about what he looks like… go away, because he doesn’t need those sorts of “ARMYs”, no idol does. Stop focusing so much on the visual. These idols are real people too, you know. And sometimes, I think fans do more harm than good.

I swear I’m about to throw myself out a god damn window

every fo4 reaction post like
  • preston: hey, here's a generic and out of character emotionally detached nice person TM thing to say; also, theres another settlement that n- -something quirky about preston being shut up- (lol sorry i couldnt help myself xD!!)
  • x6: "no", "he couldn't care less", "his lawn mower blade arms whir with absolutely no care for the current situation", "x6 didnt like this but doesnt react because hes basically the sole survivors sexbot in my head when i decide to give him the time of day"
you’re what i’m looking for

Based on this giftset from 1.09 “Unity Day”. Things go a little differently.

This prompt has literally been written by 100 different authors 100 different ways, but I am pretending s3 doesn’t exist, so. Here you go. Title comes from the Rooney song of the same name.

“I need you to follow us,” Clarke tells him, her face illuminated by the fire. He’s still so angry, so so angry that Finn would go behind all of their backs to set up this meeting, but he tries to push those feelings aside and listen to what Clarke is telling him. “Be our backup.”

Bellamy narrows his eyes. “Does Finn know about this?”

Clarke hesitates, but then meets his eyes. “Finn doesn’t need to know.”

Bellamy is suddenly hit with a wave of want so hard that he’s surprised he doesn’t stumble. When he looks back on this moment, he imagines he’ll remember it as the first moment he truly wanted to kiss Clarke Griffin.

She’s almost smiling too, and he finds himself unable to stop the smirk from spreading across his face. There’s something unnervingly intimate about the way they’re looking at each other and the conversation they’re having. 

What they’re planning is a secret, something only known between the two of them, and he thinks it’s the newfound trust between them that’s making him feel this way. It’s nice to be the one Clarke goes to when she needs something. It’s nice that she’s the one that she’s trusting with her life. It feels precious, this trust she’s instilling in him, and he’ll be damned if he lets her down.

Not this time.

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  • Liam: (awkwardly scratching at his neck) Have you heard any of those Harry's *knock knock* jokes lately?
  • Zayn: No, any good ones?
  • Liam: Well, let me try it. *knock knock*
  • Zayn: Who's there?
  • Liam: Mary.
  • Zayn: Mary who?
  • Liam: (pulling out a small box) Marry me...
  • Zayn: LEEYUM!
  • Liam: Oh God, have I just embarrassed myself? I knew it wasn't a good idea to ask Harry for an adv-
  • Zayn: (pulling him in by the collar of his shirt) Will you fucking shut up for a second?
  • *censorshiiiiiip 💕*
  • Naegi: You led us to victory, Togami. These men and I will follow you to Hell itself. Now, address your people.
  • Togami: I always knew this day would come. Ahem. Fellow Ultimates, we have traveled far, and up many stairs to get to this point. Fighting side by side, plebs and elites, alike. I'd like to take a moment to say that I couldn't have done it without the help of each and every one of you.
  • Naegi: Aww, that's a nice thing to say. Togami: Of course, I'm not a liar, so I'm not going to say any of that.
  • Naegi: Ohhh shit.
  • Togami: I mean, really. I could have done this whole final trial myself. But, to be fair, you did absorb a bit of despair for me, which was nice. You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can ever take that away from you.
  • Naegi: Fuck! FUCK! Shut up! Shut up!
  • Togami: So, for those of you who came in late, and Hagakure playing Bejeweled back there, shoot for the stars! It'll make it more fun when I kick you back into the dirt.
  • Hagakure: You're not better than us!
  • Togami: My sweet ass hair says otherwise.