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Hello, Love bugs. 

Dan X Reader.  Fluff!

Warnings- swears.

can you please make a fan fiction where you find out you’re pregnant and you break the news to dan and he is like a bit shocked and he doesn’t know how to act? so you get upset and go for a walk and when you come back he breaks down?


“I don’t want to lose him. Not that I think I ever would but the possibility of it happening was scary enough.” Your mother was on the other end of the phone listening to the same conversation she had been listening to for the last week. The moment you found out you had called her to let her know the good news. Then immediately you started to worry.You had Dan had discussed children many times. The thing was that everytime you mentioned children it was also had the addition that the talk of children was for the future.

“As I have told you time and time again. Daniel is not going to leave you. Daniel is a sweet boy and you are both deeply in love. Sure you wanted to wait for a little bit more time to pass before you started you family but you are an engaged couple.” Your mother was right and it was annoying that she was.

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mcquarry  asked:

girl I just came across the "pet names" post and I laughed so hard at "the concept of Kansas" I teared up but then when I tried to go to the loo to pee because the laughter took me right to the precipice of bladder failure I couldn't see ANYTHING so long story short your wife sprained my ankle by proxy. and I ain't even mad. worth it.

HAHA! Oh my gosh, this ask made us both laugh so hard. I’m so sorry to hear about your ankle, but I’m thrilled that you deem it worth it! I am honestly still laughing over the “Concept of Kansas,” too. It’s my favorite from that whole list XDDD (Though from the tags it looks like we pissed off the Kansas fandom something awful, but I was born in Kansas, I (and by extension, my wife) am/are allowed to make fun of it.)

Q&A with Jay Park
  • Request: Can we have a Q/A with Jay as the bf. You are a singer as well, so basically you met at a concert :) and now you were friends before becoming a couple.. And it was SsamD who pushed both of you to confess that you like each other haha full of teasing pls
  • I hope you like it : )
  • ---
  • After watching Simon’s Q&A with his girlfriend, Jay wants to do one with you. Both of you are always busy due to hectic schedules - Jay with his label and you with your singing career. Luckily for both of you, Jay has found some time between his work and you were in Seoul for a press tour for your new album. So Jay asked you to come into the studio to do the Q&A with him along with Simon who will be asking the questions and doing the filming.
  • Jay: Simon, you can’t ask any other questions except the ones on the cards ok?
  • Simon: I know, I know. I've done this before so I should I know better than you, Park Jae-Beom. Ok, I'm ready. Action!
  • Jay: Aiight. Hello everyone, My name is Jay Park and I'm here today with my lovely girlfriend aka [Y/N].
  • You: Hi!
  • Jay: Just a hi, babe? No I'm here with my sexy boyfriend? I'm just messing with you babe so we're going to a Q&A today just like the one with Simon.
  • Simon: They like to copy me. Anyway the first question is where did you two go on your first date?
  • You: First date? I think we were both in your hometown, Seattle. Jay asked me to go this local Mexican place. The food there was amazing!
  • Jay: Yeah, we went to Luna Azul. Shout out to them. Go check them if you're in the area. We didn't do much after hey?
  • You: No, we didn't. It was raining that night so we went back to your house.
  • Jay: Damn right, we went back to my house. I pressed her buttons that night hehe
  • You: What buttons? I think you meant your PS4 controller babe because we played games that night as well.
  • Jay: As well...
  • Simon: Ayyyy TMI. Save those stories to the end.
  • Jay: Whatever man. Read out the next question.
  • Simon: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • You: We met at Justin Bieber's concert. We were both in same VIP room.
  • Simon: What did you think of him?
  • You: I thought he was a very cold person at first because he wasn't really talking to anyone besides his crew. But also, very imitating.
  • Jay: Imitating? Who, me?
  • You: You're right. Jay is like a very enthusiastic.. puppy. He may look like a cold person but once you start talking to him, he's very funny and sarcastic.
  • Simon: What about you, Jay? What did you think of [Y/N]?
  • Jay: I noticed her well before we all got settled in the room. I thought, wow this girl has a very pretty smile and also that ass!
  • You smack Jay on his chest.
  • Jay: I'm sorry baby. Seriously, her smile lit up the room. I was very hesitant to talk to her because I thought she already had a boyfriend. I mean, someone that good looking wouldn't be single.
  • Simon: And ahem who told you to go and talk to her first? Before the Biebs would ask her to go to his after party.
  • Jay: It was you, Simon. He purposely pushed me into her. But in seriousness, I'm thankful for that. Otherwise I wouldn't be as happy as I am today.
  • Simon: Aww too cute, Park Jae-Beom. You better mention me during your wedding. So what is the most romantic thing that he/she has done?
  • You: The time when Jay flew out to Taipei to surprise me on my birthday. I didn't know but when I left Seoul to go to Taipei, Jay was on the next flight out. But he didn't show up until my concert the next night. He surprised me on stage. I kind of hate him for that because I cried and it ruined my makeup.
  • Jay: Do you know how hard it was knowing we were in the same hotel and having to avoid you?
  • You: What was hard, Jay?
  • Jay: I can't say it because Simon is here.
  • Simon: I'm sure I know what I mean Jay. You don't need to speak in codes.
  • Jay: Anyway, I think the most romantic thing [Y/N] has ever done to me, well actually she usually does it when I have a shit day. [Y/N] always prepares a bath for me. You know, with those cool bath bombs and candles.
  • Simon: You in a bath tub? That's an odd picture. Ok, what are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • You: Jay's tongue!
  • Jay: My tongue?
  • You: You're always sticking your tongue out. It's so annoying when I want to take a proper picture. Like your tongue should stay inside of your mouth baby.
  • Jay: That's not what you wanted or said last night.
  • You smack Jay across the chest again.
  • Jay: Haha. And you have the bad habit of taking my jackets and caps. To make things worse, she would pack them into her bags when she leaves. It's fucking winter right now and all I've been doing is wearing layers.
  • You: Good. Wearing layers would make it look like your arms are big and muscly.
  • Jay: Hey!
  • Simon: Alright love birds. Next question what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I prefer staying in you know, just a home cooked dinner and Netflix is fine. Plus I get to show Jay how to cook.
  • Jay: Yeah. Given our crazy schedules, it is always nice to wind down and relax.
  • Simon: That's nice. We're nearly at the end of this, are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Jay: I've seen shit going around saying that I have a daddy kink..?
  • You: Ha!
  • Simon: Does he, [Y/N]?
  • You look at Jay.
  • Jay: Fo real tho, I don't.
  • You: He actually doesn't but when he's annoying, I use that against him which makes it worse sometimes and he would pun-
  • Jay: Aye baby don't give away too much.
  • You: Oops, sorry...
  • Jay: Also, I'm just going to straight out tell them this. I like seeing [Y/N] strip.
  • Your face was blushing and you could feel your cheeks burning up.
  • Simon: Okay, last question do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: There are many, right Jay? I remember the one with your song. I'll tell it. We usually listen to music when we um do it and there was this time when one of Jay's songs was playing. What was it again?
  • Jay: It was Do What We Do.
  • You: That's right. So apparently, the track was like the first recording Jay made and at the end, you could hear Simon and Gray talking. They were having an argument of what's better - dumplings or ramen. It was so weird hearing them because I thought they were in the same room as us. So awkward and I couldn't stop laughing afterwards.
  • Jay: Yeah and that was the last time we ever have songs playing in the background.
  • Simon: Aha, sorry guys. Okay that's all the questions, now say goodbye to your fans.
  • You: Thanks for watching this and I hope to do another one soon. Mwah!
  • Jay: Thank you and please go support my baby. Her new album has just dropped, go listen and buy it now! Peace! AOMG! Argh!

bagelthebeaglepup  asked:

Let me just get emotional here for a second and say that you help me so much without even knowing it. You help me forget about stress and confusion while I watch your videos, and you distract me from bad days at school. I come home looking forward to seeing your new vlog/let's play, and I honestly couldn't thank you enough. I'm literally sitting and crying while typing this because I'm so confused, but I have your videos to calm me. Thank you, I wish I could somehow repay the favour 💛

So sorry to hear you’ve been dealing with so much stress, but I’m glad my content can help in some way. Thanks so much for being a part of the community and for supporting what I do! That’s plenty of repayment right there 💛

61below  asked:

Prompt: Jack introduces Bitty to his team?

This was the plan: win the game, bring Bitty into the locker room just before everyone left, introduce him, and somehow subtly imply that they were dating without actually saying it because that was hard.

They won the game. Jack had decided to introduce Bitty after the Avalanche game so he’d be reasonably confident that the team would be celebrating.

Step two; bring Bitty into the locker room. This bit was easy, it was just putting one foot in front of the other and going through a doorway and then nodding awkwardly to his teammates as they sat on the benches, checking messages on their phones and throwing out suggestions for post-game drinks. He hadn’t exactly intended to nod awkwardly, but then, he never intended to do any of the awkward stuff he did so he was just going to have to deal with it.

‘Guys?’ he said, and everyone looked up with the sort of interest that made it clear that there was no backing out now, ‘Erm. I just… wanted you to meet Bitty- Eric. Um, Eric Bittle, but he gets called Bitty because… yeah.’

Bittle did a small wave, which only Snowy halfheartedly returned, and even then it was more a gesture of confusion than greeting. Friends weren’t usually introduced to teammates with quite so much formality.

‘Um.’ Jack repeated, having realised that there was only step four left, ‘Bitty is. Um.’

What was the most elaborate path he could take to finally reach was he was going to say?

‘I spoke to George,’ Jack tried, ‘and she suggested that I should introduce him to you because… there might be some media attention soon and… you should meet him first… um.’

The team was still looking politely puzzled. Worse, Bitty decided that the right thing to do was to let Jack take the lead on his own coming out, so there was no lifeline from that corner. It was strange the way that this had been such a closely guarded secret, and yet he’d almost been daring people to work it out. Just so he didn’t have to stand there and force the words out. Just so he could get it over and done with, like that ripping-off-the-band-aid metaphor people keep using.

Okay then.

‘I’m pan.’

Band aid off. Except he’d spoken without thinking about how few people actually knew what that meant, and he hadn’t really explained anything at all.

‘I mean…’ deep breath, ‘I’m pansexual. Bit- Eric is my boyfriend.’

That more or less covered it, right? There were a few moments when all he could hear was his own heartbeat. And then, abruptly, his teammates were on their feet, grinning, cheering, throwing questions their way. Tater tried to start a slow clap.

And then someone worked out that Bitty was the baker and everyone started talking at once.

Sweden Gothic
  • You once saw a childhood friend step on a manhole marked with an ‘A’. She were never the same after that.
  • If the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes after class is supposed start, you’re allowed to leave. The students who do never return.
  • You’re the second person to arrive at the bus stop. The other person stares at you. You stand ten meters away from the other person, trying to only look towards the direction you know the bus will come from. You shiver, heart racing. The other person stares at you. You were the first person to arrive at the bus stop. The other person keeps staring.
  • People are desperately moving away from the smaller villages in the north. Escaping, even. When they’re asked from what they’re escaping they look at you with white, empty eyes and red tears.
  • You arrive home late one day to find the door to the refrigerator open,  kitchen completely wrecked,  a window smashed open. The refrigerator is empty. You should have thrown out the milk yesterday.
  • The train is delayed. Something wrong with the power lines between Södertälje and Stockholm. You grip the arm rests as the train, and the sky, goes pitch black. You wake up. You’ve arrived at the end station. It’s not the same year anymore.
  • Whenever it rains, a man appears on the bridge near where you live. He stares at the water, unmoving. You’ve been told to never cross the bridge while the man stands there. Sometimes, during rainy nights, you hear loud splashes, as if something heavy has fallen down into the river.
  • A tourist sits down beside you on the bus. He tries to ask you something, perhaps start a pleasant conversation. You keep staring right ahead, pretending as if you didn’t hear. You want to scream. The bus is completely silent. The tourist quiets forever.
  • It’s summer, and there are a lot of mosquitos in the air. At least you’re not in Österfärnebo. You wonder why  new people move there every year, even if they know about the mosquitos. Maybe it is the wonderful buzzing sound and the constant smell of blood that beckons.
EXO REACTION TO YOU BEING A BETTER DANCER THAN THEM

KAI

“You can dance, i can dance, looks like we will be the perfect pair”

SEHUN

Y/N: “You know i’m a better dancer than you right?”

SUHO

*watches you dance*

Y/N: Now do you believe that i’m a better dancer than you”

SUHO: Yes but i have money so i win”

CHANYEOL

*Watches you dance*

Y/N: So what do you think?”

CY: It was good, but can you look as good THIS?!”

BAEKHYUN

Y/N: “I dance so much better than you”

BH: “Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my hip thrusts”

*Pelvis Byun in the house*

D.O

*Finishes watching you dance*

D.O: “You may be good, but watch me wiggle these hips!”


CHEN

Y/N: “Ha, i told you I was a better dancer than you”

CHEN: “Yes, but who’s got the voice, oh wait that’s me”

LAY

*Sees how good you are and challenges you to a dance battle*

TAO

Y/N: “So what do you think, I’m better than you right?”

TAO: Haha, no”

LUHAN

Y/N: “I’m a much better dancer than you”

*GIF*

KRIS

Y/N: “So you agree that I am a better dancer right?”

KRIS: Yeah, but I’m still cool”

XIUMIN

*After he watches you finish you dance*


*None of these GIF’S are mine, credit to the owners*

I miss you.
  • - * Draco and Harry had fought very nastily and Harry stormed out of the house. * -
  • Harry: *Unlocks door and turns the nob. Walks in to see all the lights off with an erie feeling in the atmosphere.*
  • Harry: Draco? Hey, Draco, I'm-
  • *Quiet panting and sniffling is heard from the outside porch.*
  • *Harry follows it to see a pale, shuddering,Draco outside.*
  • Draco: *Tears run down his cheeks. He uses the back of his hand to wipe them every once in a while. Under his breathe he speaks.* I-I'm so sorry Harry...
  • Harry: *Opens the sliding door and walks outside. Softly closing the door back up again. He sits next to Draco and stares off into the distance.*
  • Draco: *Winces a bit and looks down into his lap.* Harry, hear me ou-
  • Harry: *Interupts.* Draco, I don't blame you for thinking <i>those<i> thoughts. I'm sorry for leaving like that.
  • Hearing that just made Draco one the verge of sobbing, and that was the last thing he wanted to do in front of Harry.
  • Draco: *Silent*
  • Harry couldn't stand the silence. It was suffocating and thick.
  • -
  • He turned himself to Draco.
  • Harry: Draco, I love you so much. I know that was a selfish thing to say what I did earlier this morning. But I want to have a life with you, I want to be your future. As much as you insist you're not worth the air you're breathing right now. You're worth everything to me. Please darling- don't do anything like <i>that<i>.
  • Draco: *Didn't wait a second after Harry spoke, he leaned over, lifted Harry's face up gently with his fingers, and pressed his lips softly into his lovers.*
  • -Moments Later-
  • Draco pulled back and looked deeply into Harry's eyes. His hand caressed his lover's cheek softly. Tears rolled down his face, but he smiled so beautifully. Through all the emotions Draco was having, he gave a genuine smile
  • Draco: I'm sorry Harry. I can promise I'll try for you. Just please don't leave me.
  • <i> I would miss you too much.<i>

anonymous asked:

Gif reaction of gom's reaction when they meet their gf's guy friend, who upon hearing they play basketball too say "I loooove balls" (I'm sorry it was similar to what happened in a game I played I just couldn't resist! And I'm on mobile so I can't see rules and all sorry!)

Omg im crying XD

Thank you or the request x


Kuroko 

Aomine

Kise

Akashi

Midorima

Murasakibara


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brooke davis appreciation week 

↬ day one: favorite scene

Oh, that’s fine mother.. roll your eyes. But hear me when I say to you that today was the last time you will ever call me stupid. Or speak to me the way that you did. I love you, mom. But if you can’t accept this, the decision I’ve made, then I won’t visit you. And you are not to visit me. Not for my wedding, not ever again. What comes next is up to you.

Inkmates

Ship: Nalu
Word Count: over 2.5k
Summary: After years of finding strange drawings on her arms, ‘hi’ was the only word Lucy could come up with.
About: I’ve wanted to write a soulmate AU for a while now, but this one’s a bit different than the usual ‘I’m getting old and I still haven’t found my soulmate even though everyone else has’ soulmate story (not that I don’t like those). 
Disclaimer: I don’t own Skype, Wikipedia, or Fairy Tail.


It had been happening for years now. Some mornings, Lucy would wake up and find black ink scribbled up and down her left arm. At first, she thought it was just a prank. Maybe one of her friends had been sneaking into her house and drawing on her. But when she asked, they all said it wasn’t them. Levy, for probably the first time ever, had no clue what was going on. Juvia and Mirajane went on and on about a soulmate or a secret lover. Meanwhile Erza was arguing with Lucy about whether or not to call the cops.

Whoever was doing it, Lucy decided, wasn’t doing it to prank her. Otherwise they would have drawn things other than simple patterns that spiraled like DNA and the occasional flame-like symbol, which were usually done with red and orange pen instead of black. Maybe if it were a prank there would be writing involved as well. Maybe if she tried leaving this mystery person a message, they would leave her alone.

Lucy walked over to her desk and pulled open her top right drawer to fetch her favorite rose-colored ink pen. Without even thinking, she uncapped the pen and placed the tip above her left hand.

“I’m so going to regret this,” Lucy muttered to herself. In normal circumstances, pen ink was relatively easy to wash off of skin. However, in the past when Lucy tried to erase the black ink off her arm, it wouldn’t come off. It would just disappear a few days later like it was all a dream.

Lucy’s pen hovered over her hand and, instead of thinking though what she was going to write, she impulsively wrote the simplest thing she could.

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New Door

Characters: Dean x Reader (friendship)

Words: 590

Request from anon: “Cute and funny fic where Sam and cas run in on reader and dean playing video games because they hear yelling and they think they’re killing each other or something? I love your writing and I just need some laughs right now..”

Here you go, anon! I’m sorry I couldn't get this out sooner! And I’m sorry it’s so short! I hope it can still make you smile! Enjoy!

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Steve/Bucky Warrior!AU

Bucky and Steve are both boxers, but a couple of months ago Bucky suffered from a severe blow to the head and ever since doesn’t remember who he is or that he was once best friends and more with Steve. All Bucky knows is that he’s good at fighting and can at least make a living out of it. So he does.

In the beginning, Steve tried everything to make him remember, to make him see who he was and always will be in his eyes, but all attempts failed and even drove them apart in the end. Steve realised that he did more damage than good and backed away, though never too far as he still kept an eye on Bucky and his actions. He could never fully let go.

Steve never stopped fighting nor did Bucky as they both went their seperate ways. ‘Till one day they both walked the same path that lead to a bigger game. A mixed martial arts tournament with the top 16 fighters of the world where the winner takes it all; 5 million dollars. 

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anonymous asked:

you imagine if like your teacher was Liz and you had heard about her son but never met him and like one day you had to stay to get helP AND LUCAS WOULD BE THERE AND YOUD BE LIKE DAMN HES HOT

“Yes, yes, perfect!” Mrs. Hemmings, your maths teacher, claps as you finish the problem. “That’s so great, dear, you’re doing great. I’m proud of you.” You blush at the affection. You’ve always really liked Mrs. Hemmings just because she didn’t cast you out like every other maths teacher has done when you requested help. She stays after school just to help you get through your homework and she gives you extra study guides before tests. “Hey mu- Oh, I didn’t realize you were tutoring.” You look up from your math equations and functions to see a very attractive boy filling up the doorway. He’s tall, his hair almost reaches the top of the frame, and he’s got the typical blonde and blue look about him - crystal blue eyes that seem to sparkle and light, innocently blonde hair that’s styled upwards. “Hi,” he says, giving you an awkward wave as he chews on the lower left corner of his lip, where you notice there’s a black hoop placed. He’s hot to say the least, and he’s got you distracted, even though you manage to mumble out a, “Hey.” in response. He smiles, a faint dimple in his right cheek. “This is one of my students, honey,” Mrs. Hemmings says, putting her palm on your shoulder. She tells him your name and he smiles broader, and boy does that make your heart stop beating. It feels as if your breath has left your lungs as you watch him fiddle with the buttons of his plaid shirt, his fingers and forearms distracting you. “What did you need, Luke?” she asks, tapping his hip. He shakes his head slightly as if pulling himself out of thought and then looks down at her. “Now that you mention it, I forgot…” An embarrassed red tinge pops up on his cheeks as he continues to bite that stinkin’ lip, successfully tearing your mind away from maths. A second later, another teacher shows up in the doorway. “There’s been a last minute staff meeting, Liz,” he informs her. She looks over at you as the teacher walks away. “I’m sorry honey but I’ve got to do this,” she tells you, standing up and straightening her shirt. “We can pick up tomorrow.” You nod and go about grabbing up your stuff when you feel a warm hand on top of yours. “N-No,” you hear Luke speak, “I can help finish her tutoring session, mum, no problem.” She smiles knowingly down at her son before nodding, “All right. You two have fun.” You see the sly wink she sends Luke - she knows there won’t be any studying going on - before she walks out the door. And so there you sit, alone at last.

anonymous asked:

I love your blog. I got an abortion Tuesday because I knew I couldn't keep it. I would lose my house, my family, my entire life. The baby and I would've been abused and alone. Reading your blog helps me affirm I made the right decision for my life.

I’m really glad that you were able to make the decision that was best for you. At the same time, I’m really sorry to hear that you’re in a life situation that is so fragile for you, and I hope that things get better, and please let us know right away if you ever need help with anything. A lot of people forget the pregnant person when they think about abortion, and just know that you are loved here. Your life and needs take priority. Take care, love. - Victoria

anonymous asked:

Thanks for creating a safe space for self expression. As a WOC whose parents were poor immigrants to this country, I have been feeling everything under the sun these past few days. I've cried, I couldn't force myself out of bed and called in sick Wednesday and Thursday. I'm pissed off at hearing some of the acts of pure hatred that are so shamelessly overt. The KKK are throwing a fucking victory party. I am feeling so done with this country. I will never vote again. I want to leave. I'm done.

I can’t imagine what you’re feeling right now and I’m sorry that you have to go thru this. Please lmk if there’s anything you need or anything I can boost for you.

While I’m at it (and so I don’t have to make a text post) this blog isn’t a safe space for Trumpets or ppl who want to “give him a chance” or “wait and see what he actually does” bc if you spout that shit to begin with you are a horrible person full stop. Keep sending me ur angry messages bc I am more than happy to field ur hatred if it spares someone else from being on the receiving end of it.