i couldn't figure anything out ;a;

2:30 in the morning, I decided to give (a rather simple)human Virgil a quick go before heading off to bed. Oh and a Wheatley cause, yeah. I can’t draw one without the other now (-◡-)

hey !!   what about a shout-out to all  of the  non-mutuals.
those of  you who didn’t get  a follow back for whatever reason
but who  still decided to  stick around to  have us on your dash.
we see you over there,  every time you like or reblog our posts
& we always appreciate your support of us, mun & muse alike.

so this one goes out to you    ——because you’re super rad !!

What went down in Dislocoeur
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Ms. Bustier: in many fairy tales the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess, can anyone tell me why?
  • Rose: BECAUSE DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: that's not really an answer
  • Max: technically this only applies to 87% of fairy tales
  • Ms. Bustier: there's no way that number is correct
  • Ms. Bustier: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: yes Rose we got that
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: who are you even talking to
  • Ms. Bustier: are you saying that in the imperative
  • Rose: pls do the smoochy thing :( #ladynoir
  • Adrien: well I just wrote this poem time to toss it in the garbage with the rest of the fandom
  • Marinette: hmm I wonder what that hot guy threw in the trash
  • Marinette: ooh it's a poem!
  • Marinette: "roses are red, violets are violet, poetry is f**king hard, do the smoochy thing pls"
  • Chloé: hmm why is Marinette looking through the garbage
  • Sabrina: did you know there's an entire fandom in there?
  • Chloé: wow she must be really desperate
  • Max: kk Kim it's time for you to run along this route and meet your crush on a bridge
  • Kim: why is her route so convoluted
  • Max: idk but if you meet her on that particular bridge and give her this particular jewel you've got a 87% chance of success
  • Kim: there's no way that number is correct
  • Kim: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Marinette: I say go for it!
  • Kim: kk, running now
  • Alya: NO WAIT COME BACK
  • Alya: NEVER TAKE ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM MARINETTE
  • Marinette: now imma write a poem to Adrien
  • Chloé: and imma break the hearts of a buncha tweens
  • Chloé: hey tweens! you see how fabulous I am? well I'm never gonna date you
  • Chloé: do you see what you're missing out on
  • Chloé: well that was fun anyway I hope one of you gets akumatized now
  • Chloé: F**K ALL Y'ALL TO THE END OF THE WORLD AND BACK
  • Chloé: b**ch I'm out
  • Kim: *goes to bridge*
  • Kim: this is the Pont des Arts, right?
  • Kim: so where did all the locks go
  • Kim: it's just panes of plexiglass
  • Kim: this is way less romantic now
  • Chloé: hey Kim
  • Kim: hey Chloé lemme smash
  • Chloé: are you for real
  • Kim: I got you blue AND yellow
  • Chloé: you're as pathetic as that meme
  • Kim: she doesn't want blue and yellow
  • Chloé: look I've got a buncha tweens clamoring after me now
  • Chloé: so you're like fourth in line at best
  • Chloé: BYE
  • Kim: what has my life come to
  • Hawkmoth: wow this is even more sad than usual
  • Hawkmoth: like, I actually feel really sorry for you
  • Hawkmoth: so here have an incredibly cool transformation
  • Dislocoeur: now we're talkin
  • Dislocoeur: I've got a bow and arrows!
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Marinette: and now it's POETRY TIME
  • Alya: whaddaya got
  • Marinette: "roses are nerds, poems are easy, lemme smash pls bc I think you're hot"
  • Alya: wot
  • Marinette: wow romance really isn't all that great when you're honest about it
  • Alya: wow and here I didn't think you'd ever have enough experience with romance to figure that out
  • Marinette: ooh sweet burn
  • Marinette: btw that flying guy just shot you with an arrow
  • Alya: yeah that's where the sweet burn came from
  • Alya: and now I'm suddenly tempted to go confront Nino in a rap battle
  • Marinette: YES DO IT
  • Marinette: ok Tikki let's kick that flying guy's butt
  • Dislocoeur: hey it's Ladybug!
  • Marinette: no not yet
  • Dislocoeur: oops sorry
  • Marinette: Tikki, spots on!
  • Dislocoeur: there we go!
  • Ladybug: welp running away now
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Chat Noir: hey Ladybug I've got a confession to make
  • Ladybug: look I already know you love me ok?
  • Ladybug: please don't endanger us by confessing what's already incredibly obvious when there's a supervillain trying to shoot us
  • Dislocoeur: *shoots Chat Noir*
  • Ladybug: that one's on him
  • Dislocoeur: yeah kinda
  • Chat Noir: now imma kill you
  • Ladybug: why
  • Chat Noir: because hate always wins
  • Ladybug: citation needed
  • Chat Noir: citation: the US election
  • Ladybug: ok fair point
  • Chat Noir: you just accepted anecdotal evidence as proof of a general claim
  • Ladybug: oops you're right
  • Chat Noir: now prepare to die
  • Dislocoeur: *tracks down Chloé*
  • Chloé: wow and here I thought you couldn't get any more ridiculous
  • Dislocoeur: imma shoot you now
  • Chloé: and give me the ability to make even sweeter burns than usual?
  • Dislocoeur: wait nvm that's a terrible idea
  • Chloé: wow even as a villain you can't succeed in anything
  • Dislocoeur: hey Hawkmoth can you Tier 2 akumatize me?
  • Hawkmoth: sorry buddy you're on your own
  • Ladybug: I gotta figure out how to dehateify Chat Noir!
  • Brain ghost Ms. Bustier: the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess
  • Brain ghost Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ladybug: disclaimer—the following kiss is intended solely as a means of counteracting Dislocoeur's akuma-granted ability, and should not be interpreted in any romantic or otherwise non-platonic context
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *do the smoochy thing*
  • Rose: YES THIS IS PERFECT
  • Chat Noir: I don't remember any of that
  • Ladybug: good now end that f**ker
  • Chat Noir: *ends that f**ker*
  • Ladybug: well I guess we're done here
  • ROLL CREDITS
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I’m probably just stupid, to be honest.
But let’s be real, trying on and actually finding a purchasable item is an impossible task.

I just want pretty things to wear why it gotta be so hard

anonymous asked:

I just remembered as a kid it took my quite awhile to learn how to tie my shoes so I wore Velcro which I loved anyway. But like the reason wasn't I couldn't physically do it, tho it did feel awkward, but I couldn't understand HOW to do it. Like everyone would say that like bunny rhyme and it made no sense to me and they'd never try anything different. Eventually I figured out a different way to tie my shoes. Tho now I always slip my shoes on and off and don't really like tying them -otter asks

a little winter Shiro doodle to help calm my nerves

anonymous asked:

i asked this a while back but i guess it never delivered - do you know of any fics that deal specifically with ftm gender dysphoria? i looked in the trans masterlists but i couldn't figure out which ones actually talked in depth about that. i've been feelin gross and dysphoric so if y'all could help that would be lovely :)

here’s one, but I’m unsure if it’s ftm of mtf

Place The Blame On Faycastle - (tw) Dan and Phil had broken up over 6 years ago. There hadn’t been anything since then. No phone call, no text, just nothing. Until now, apparently. Because now Dan was in the bookshop with fairy lights adorning the walls and Phil was standing in front of him and everything had come crashing down once again.

and here are some more

A Little Anxious, A Little Dysphoric - In which period + dysphoria + a missing paci does not make for a happy Phil.

Dan’s Dresses - AU where Dan and Phil are finally meeting for the first time, but Dan has a secret that might ruin everything.

Dysphoria - Dan’s a trans boy, meeting his idol and new found friend, Phil, who’s views on trans people are unknown. (And everything else is the same.)

Café Blue - the one where artist!dan is genderfluid, and phil doesn’t know.

Terms And Conditions - After being rejected ONCE AGAIN by his transphobic parents, Dan goes home suffering from an intense amount of depression and dysphoria. Phil comforts him while Dan only just wishes he could be the perfect “son” for his parents.

- Eliza

I can explain. 

My intention was to simply turn this into a line-esque image. I’d actually finished the edit but felt there was something missing, though I couldn't figure out what. I decided to mess around on my phone and test one of those selfie app thingies, and what you see here is the result of combining the two…

Random yes, but they look kinda cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Click for original image (nothing special so you won’t miss anything if you don’t!) 

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the 100 ways to say 'i love you' teen wolf edition
  • 1. "A key to your house, already?"
  • 2. "I am the one keeping you alive, okay?"
  • 3. "If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind."
  • 4. "She is my best friend."
  • 5. "Not all monsters do monstrous things."
  • 6. "You electrified the windows?"
  • 7. "You are the hottest girl."
  • 8. "I would never leave without you."
  • 9. "Dance with me, dumbass."
  • 10. "You can do it."
  • 11. "Am I going to regret this?"
  • 12. "When I kissed you, you held your breath."
  • 13. "You remembered my name."
  • 14. "You are the hot girl."
  • 15. "You were just trying to kiss me."
  • 16. "After everything we've been through, I believe you."
  • 17. "Because I trust you."
  • 18. "I need you."
  • 19. "I knew you liked me."
  • 20. "You are coming back, right?"
  • 21. "I'd like to help you figure it out."
  • 22. "I think you look beautiful."
  • 23. "What do you want me to do?"
  • 24. "You are showing me plenty right now."
  • 25. "It's progress."
  • 26. "I heard you almost got killed."
  • 27. "Why is your heart beating so fast?"
  • 28. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 29. "Did you find her?"
  • 30. "I don't want you to sleep in the chair."
  • 31. "It didn't matter to me."
  • 32. "I don't want you to be normal, I want you to be alive."
  • 33. "Wait here."
  • 34. "You did not just say that."
  • 35. "Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?"
  • 36. "She stays."
  • 37. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 38. "Just tell me how to fix this, alright?"
  • 39. "I will come with you."
  • 40. "Is she okay?"
  • 41. "Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?"
  • 42. "If you got something else in mind, I am okay with that too."
  • 43. "I am not going anywhere."
  • 44. "Part of you is doing something."
  • 45. "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit."
  • 46. "You're not nervous, are you?"
  • 47. "There's no such thing as fate."
  • 48. "I think you mean..."
  • 49. "Be the Alpha."
  • 50. "Are we still milking that?"
  • 51. "What did you tell her?"
  • 52. "Why do you want to know?"
  • 53. "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman."
  • 54. "Can you get me out of here before I drown?"
  • 55. "I won't judge, I promise."
  • 56. "They tip toe."
  • 57. "You know, I put those pants on you."
  • 58. "He can't be dead."
  • 59. "So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?"
  • 60. "Close your eyes."
  • 61. "You want to leave so we can figure it out?"
  • 62. "I'll be your Yoda."
  • 63. "What's this look on your face?"
  • 64. "You're the one who always figures it out."
  • 65. "Can't you trust me just this once?"
  • 66. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"
  • 67. "What were you thinking going after them?"
  • 68. "I can see it on your face."
  • 69. "I am frustrated."
  • 70. "That's because it doesn't hurt."
  • 71. "Don't be such a sour wolf."
  • 72. "We need help."
  • 73. "I can take care of myself."
  • 74. "Do you still?"
  • 75. "I figured you shouldn't be alone."
  • 76. "I couldn't let that be the last memory you had of her."
  • 77. "Why'd you help me?"
  • 78. "She still is."
  • 79. "Not all of us are."
  • 80. "I wanna paint your body."
  • 81. "I think you could definitely take him."
  • 82. "So what are you gonna do?"
  • 83. "I did ask her out once."
  • 84. "If anything happens, find me."
  • 85. "I am not watching The Notebook again."
  • 86. "We are not leaving without her."
  • 87. "What am I, a nun?"
  • 88. "I am just looking at your eyes."
  • 89. "I really hope you are."
  • 90. "I love your smile."
  • 91. "I only had one friend and she's dead too."
  • 92. "Look at me."
  • 93. "Good thing I had my period last week then."
  • 94. "I hate you."
  • 95. "Who are you?"
  • 96. "I am not leaving, okay?"
  • 97. "You are my brother."
  • 98. "I am here to save my best friend."
  • 99. "Why did you do that?"
  • and...
  • 100. "Because I love you."
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You were always gold to me

anonymous asked:

What if in your Twins AU, there was a situation where Marinette and Adrien couldn't transform into Ladybug and Cat Noir, and Bridgette and Felix have to take over for them? But Marinette and Adrien sort of follow them around trying to help them figure out how to use their weapons.

i don’t think i posted anything about this yet, but both sets of kids share the identities between them already! whoever is closest to the scene of the akuma attack transforms, so the incident can be addressed as quickly as possible.  the kids will meet up in various combinations, but it’s usually bridgette/felix and marinette/adrien who end up working together. each of them think there’s only one chat noir and one ladybug respectively.

since bridgette and marinette are cousins for now i haven’t figured out how they manage it yet (maybe it’s as easy as just asking tikki if they can share the workload?), but plagg accidentally bonded with adrien and felix after locking onto one energy signature while looking for a miraculous host, which turned out to be twins - i.e. one singular person split into two.

felix hates being chat noir, but knowing a kiss from ladybug can free him and adrien he takes every opportunity he gets to try to “fix” their situation. adrien, who is head over heels in love with ladybug, takes every opportunity he gets to stop felix lifting the curse and screwing up his love life (which makes them both selfish, before the felix hatebloggers crash the party). neither ladybug is interested in either chat noir, and for the foreseeable future it’s staying that way.

i figure the first time felix and bridgette got out went something like this:

anonymous asked:

Hi! I have a quick question (I tried googling, but I couldn't find anything that fit) So sometimes, when talking about various things relating to social justice and activism, you mention "competing needs" or "competing access" or something like that (I can't remember what it was exactly) Would you mind saying really quick what you mean by that? I couldn't understand what you were trying to say in those posts but thats because I have low reading comprehension

Competing access needs is the idea that some people, in order to be able to participate in a community, need one thing, and other people need a conflicting thing, and instead of figuring out which need is ‘real’ we have to acknowledge that we can’t accommodate all valid needs. I originally encountered it in disability community conversations: for example, one person might need a space where they can verbally stim, and another person might need a space where there’s never multiple people talking at once. Both of these are valid, but you can’t accommodate them both in the same space.

I wrote a while ago that I think this concept extends to a lot of activist/social justice community challenges and a lot of the difficulty of designing good messages. For example, body positivity: some people need to hear “love your body! no matter who you are you are soooo sexy” and some people really hate being told that they’re ‘sexy’. Or some gay people might need a space where it’s against the rules to ask “well, what if it actually is morally wrong to be gay?” but other gay people (like me of a few years ago) might need a space where they can ask that so there can be a serious discussion and they can become convinced that they’re okay. 

One of my favorite examples of the use of the concept is @brutereason‘s post about the Glasgow Free Pride Parade’s decision to not have drag performances. I find it most useful when I’m trying to go from “this particular style of activism hurts me” to “should I protest it? or try to build my own spaces where it’s unacceptable? or try to make myself more comfortable with it?” 

anonymous asked:

Requests are open? Then may I ask for some Lisa Lisa with a female s/o that really likes to tease her(or at least try to)? sfw (and maybe nsfw if you are feeling like it? Have a good day! ;9)

I hope these are okay! It’s short, sorry ;w;

  • One thing Lisa Lisa’s s/o figures out really quickly is that there’s no winning with this woman. You can say most anything to her and she’ll either keep a stone face and ignore it or snap back much quicker than expected.
  • It’s rare that anything distracts her while training, but there have been several times Lisa Lisa was in the middle of explaining something to Caesar and Joseph and her s/o whispers something absolutely ridiculous- it’s incredibly amusing watching the woman trying to hold back a snicker, and her s/o has every right to be proud on the rare occasions she laughs loudly.

  • When the two of them are alone, Lisa Lisa’s much more open; she’ll laugh freely at her s/o’s teasing, responding with stupid lines of her own. Things may also delve into an innuendo-laden contest to see who blushes first-
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i. la vie en rose ; louis armstrong. everyday words seem to turn into love songs

ii. if i walk away ; josh groban. and if I walk away please follow me

iii. high ; lighthouse family. ‘cause even the impossible is easy when we got each other 

iv. gamble everything for love ; ben lee. tell me the truth and i’ll tell you the truth. if you gamble everything for love you’re gonna be alright

v. not a bad thing ; justin timberlake. don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me

vi. if i had a gun ; noel gallagher’s high flying birds. if i had a gun i’d shoot a hole into the sun and love would burn this city down for you

vii. amnesia ; guy sebastian. i wanna know how it feels not to need you

viii. love will come through ; travis. i can’t live alone in this lie

ix. my favourite faded fantasy ; damien rice. i’ve hung my happiness upon what it all could be

x. gorecki ; lamb. if i should die this very moment i wouldn’t fear for i’ve never known completeness like being here

xi. youth ; troye sivan. a truth so loud you can’t ignore

xii. ‘til him ; nathan lane & matthew broderick. he filled up my empty life, filled it to the brim

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Steven Universe Mystery Minis Demystified

At first glance, the new line of Steven Universe toys seem like a blatant attempt to make you throw money at duplicates of the same figure, on the grounds that every single box looks like this:

At second glance… yeah, that’s pretty much true. But fortunately, all Mystery Minis cases have consistent layouts (never officially disclosed, of course) which can be used to give you a much greater chance of finding the figure you want. Steven Universe is no exception:

The layout on the left represents a “generic” case – that is to say, what you’ll find at any store that isn’t Hot Topic or GameStop. Different poses by the same character represent different figures.

Of course, this guide becomes more unreliable as more figures are removed from a case, as boxes will inevitably shuffle around. In addition, characters who occupy the same spot on the layout appears randomly, so there’s no way to tell if a given case has Onion/Greg/Peridot or Gauntlet!Garnet/Spear!Pearl. Well, unless you figure out how much each weighs and bring a scale.

Kind of fitting that Onion is one of the rarest figures, isn’t it?

Originally posted by the-world-of-steven-universe

GOT7 reaction to hitting you after an argument.

markourworld said to reactionsthatigot-7:

Hey girl :) I wanna ask your opinion. How will the boys react after they hit you during the argument cause they’re too emotional and of course it makes you automatically let out your tears in disbelief ? I loved your blog. I’m loving your blog. I’ll always love your blog :))


Well… its only taken four days to load but here it is :P hope you guys like it.
I love the idea! and hope i did it some justice ^_^
thanks for the love and all the patience :)
You can keep requesting, hopefully this issue will be sorted soon.

~~~~~JB~~~~~

Least likely to cry, lets be honest. After the incident, he would stare at the floor, thinking and thinking of how this could have happened. he mentally retreats into himself, trying to figure what just happened, and how he can fix it. If anything it shows him how much he needs to work on his temper.


~~~~~Mark~~~~~

Similar to JB he stares off thinking of how to resolve this issue. He couldn't believe that this could even happen, but now was the time to solve the issue not dwell on it.


~~~~~Jackson~~~~~

What has he done? His mind races with questions. He never wanted this to happen, but it has, and for a moment his mind is busy, but that quickly moves on when he realises your crying. He has a sudden urge to help you, you was a priority. 


~~~~~Jinyoung~~~~~

Emotional AF, its literally as in the gif,  he’s shocked and annoyed with himself, how could he let this happen. he knew he had a short fuse, but this, this was never meant to happen! but this wouldn’t last long, he’d quickly move to comforting you, you was his everything and he had to make you feel better.


~~~~~Youngjae~~~~~

Frozen, his in shock for about a minute. he doesn't believe what his just done, and it takes a second for any thought to come into his mind, but the first one that does, is that to comfort you.


~~~~~BamBam~~~~~

He goes into a slump, he’s more angry than sad. Angry this himself that he would let anything hurt you, especially him, he was meant to protect you. Even after his snapped out of this moment, throughout the day he replays the moment getting annoyed all over again, however at those moments he tries not to show it, but it is clearly written all over his face.


~~~~~Yugyeom~~~~~

His jaw is on the floor, and his whole body limp. he’s in shock that this is how everything ended, but this quickly changes when he suddenly gets angry with himself. His jaw clenches and his brows furrow, he can never and will never do this again, he can not allow you to be in any pain. it’ll be the death of him, if anything like this happens again.


Gifs are not my own

Goosebumps

Summary: Your plans for the night included a cozy night in with a marathon of Game of Thrones, your friends’ plans on the other hand…not so much.

Word Count: 1.3K (wow, I was NOT expecting that)

Warnings: None. LOVE ME SOME AWKWARD FLUFF.

A/N: An idea I got while listening to Meghan Trainor’s Goosebumps. And, since I of course have been listening to it on repeat, this is the result. Woohoo!

Originally posted by 107th-infantry

Your name: submit What is this?

Everything for your night was set. You had your flannel pjs on with your house stark oversized shirt, and a buffet of snacks on the coffee table. The opening theme was playing and you were about to dig in to your popcorn, when the doorbell rang.

Pausing the show with an agitated huff, you opened the door and were greeted by your two best friends, Natasha and Wanda. They were dressed to the nines, obviously planning on going out, and as they let themselves in you began to protest.

“No, guys—no! I told you I didn’t want to go out tonight! I just wanna watch my game of thrones in peace!” You knew you were whining, but if they were going to drag you out to a party, you were going to make it clear that you weren’t planning on enjoying it. “I don’t even have any makeup on, come on!”

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