Can you please do #76 if you are taking requests for the drabbles? I read that prompt and I honestly couldn't stop laughing. Thank you!
76. “Please put your penis away?”
This, was not the first thing Lance expected to hear when he answered the phone. Well, maybe Keith he could believe that. He’s said some weird fucking shit over the phone. But answering a phone call and hearing Hunk’s voice say that? Nope. Didn’t expect that at all.
“Hunk, buddy? Keith you didn’t take Hunk’s phone did you?”
“Wha- What are you and Keith having conversations about even? You know what never mind. Lance save me. My car broke down and now I’m in a BDSM club and really uncomfortable and I need you to save me and please I’m not interested in men or anyone right now. I’m taken. Please sheath your sword.” Lance had to smother his laughter as he fished for his keys and stumbled out of bed at a beautiful four o’clock in the morning. Lance shook his head. The weirdest shit always happened to their friend group
“Hang tight bud. I’ll be there in a sec.”